Although the system knows a lot of things, and it is from the God Realm, it knows almost everything about the God Realm, but because the Dao of Heaven is everywhere.
Song Qingwan and the others didn't immediately let the system tell all the memories about Lu Junhan.
Only one key question was asked first—
In this world, besides Lu Junhan and Lu Li, how many immortals are there who have been reincarnated
The system replied: quite a few.
Question: How many are there in Haicheng
The system still returns: quite a few.
Question: How many are there in the Lu family
The system replies: more than five.
Asked here, Song Qingwan and Lu Qidong were shocked.
Then, they asked one final question:
How could Lu Junhan return to the God Realm after the tribulation.
The system only responded with one word: death.
In an instant, the audience was silent.
…
Ever since I found out that the Lu family has a very beautiful and lovely teacher.
Without saying a word, Qu Sinian and the others would send Qu Qianqian and the others to Lu's house to finish their homework every day after school, and then bring them back.
Of course, they don't care how cute the teacher is, how beautiful they are, and they don't even care whether the teacher is a person or not.
What they care about is whether the little guy can finish his homework and whether he will torture them when he comes back.
So, just like that, the system, as a tutor, is in dire straits every day.
What made the system secretly happy was that within a few days after its life was worse than death, Lu Junhan suffered retribution.
Still very serious retribution.
"Dad, the teacher said that we are going out for a spring outing next week, and each of us has to pay 500 yuan."
One day, when Xiao Luli came home from kindergarten, she ran straight to Lu Junhan who was on the sofa.
Lu Junhan didn't hesitate at all, and directly refused:
"No money. Not going."
Spring outing, as the name suggests, is to stay very close to this little thing, even face to face for a whole day, two or three days, or even three or four days.
In short, there will only be more and no less.
——It is a new method of abusing parents that is more torturous than parent-teacher meetings.
Not only Lu Junhan thought so, even Qu Sinian and the others felt the same way:
Haicheng Kindergarten simply changed its name to Haicheng Parents' Torture Department.
It's fine if you don't do a good job in the children's study in the classroom. You can only think of some ways to abuse parents and drive them crazy.
Are these little things going to kindergarten, or are their parents going to kindergarten.
But they also know that this is a normal process, not to mention kindergarten, even junior high school and high school, there will be spring outings.
But the heart of the four fathers not wanting to go is also true.
"I know Dad, you have no money!"
Xiao Luli said empathetically, "But they have it!"
As she said that, she ran upstairs, took down her piggy bank, entered the password, and when she opened it, there were nearly dozens of hundred-yuan bills inside.
Most of them were given by Song Qingwan and Lu Qidong during the New Year.
And the 1,000 yuan that accounted for most of it was the red envelope money sponsored by Lu Junhan's "enthusiasm" during the New Year.
"Dad, look, he is rich!"
Little Loli grabbed a handful of red banknotes from inside.
Lu Junhan: "..."
Lu Junhan sat on the sofa elegantly and dignifiedly, without any panic, just glanced at her piggy bank, and said quietly:
"The money is not enough."
"Enough is enough, how could it not be enough!"
Xiao Luli didn't realize that her father was lying to her again, so she took out five 100 yuan cards seriously, and said, "Here's 500 yuan."
Lu Junhan: "..."
Damn.
This little fat girl is so hard to cheat now.
Seeing this, the system was secretly refreshed by the side.
There is a kind of joy of "you make me feel bad, and you don't want to feel better".
Then, in the next second, it was hung upside down by Lu Junhan.
Layers upon layers of aristocratic lace princess dresses fell straight down, and the floral panties and two soft short legs were exposed in front of everyone.
Abnormal shame and humiliation, as if she was really seen, and her innocence was gone.
system:"… "
Let it die.
What's the point of it being alive.
…
After tidying up the system, Lu Junhan was silent for a while, looking at the little loli in front of him who was full of expectation, paused, and then spoke again:
"It's useless if you have enough money. I won't be free next week."
"what?"
Little Loli frowned in confusion, and said in a childish voice, "But Dad, they haven't said what day it is yet?"
Lu Junhan: "..."
Lu Junhan was expressionless: "I won't be free for the whole next week."
"But,"
Xiao Luli was even more confused: "But when I was in the car just now, I asked Uncle Chen, and Uncle Chen said that you are free next week."
Lu Junhan: "..."
Chen Shuo came in from the door for a while: "..."
If he knew that the young miss asked about this for a spring outing and killed him, he wouldn't tell the truth.
But I have to say that the little lady is really not easy to deceive.
I don't know if it's because Young Master Lu has been deceived a lot and has become more discerning, or if the little lady has gone to kindergarten and she is a lot smarter.
In short, the current young lady is really a bit difficult to deal with.
Qu Qianqian and the others were also not easy to deceive.
Lu Junhan's phone started vibrating desperately again.
Since the last parent-teacher meeting, the group was like stagnant water, with no one talking, and because of the spring outing, it became lively again.
Qu Sinian: [Help, everyone!]
Qu Sinian: [I have tried various methods and excuses, but none of them work!]
Qu Sinian: [My baby is smart now, all roads are blocked by me, and she even learned to pre-emptively strike. She ran to ask my agent if I am free next week. The most amazing thing is that she I also recorded the sound, I can't let it go if I want to! I really don't know what to do now.]
Lu Junhan: "..."
Zhang Dazhuang: [? ? ? That brat in my family also asked my assistant if I was free next week. Coincidentally, I was really free, but then again, these little guys must have colluded with this exact same process, right?]
Jian Yi is still succinct and concise:
[My family also asked, and I said I had no money, and he took out his New Year's red envelope money, saying that he would borrow it from me and pay it back three times next New Year's.]
Zhang Dazhuang chuckled: [? ? ? Isn't it just double?]
Qu Sinian showed off: [? ? ? ? Isn't it only half?]
Lu Junhan: [Isn't it free?]
Qu Sinian: […]
Jian Yi: [……]
Zhang Dazhuang: […………]
Qu Sinian: [Who is the leader of the group? Can you kick out this annoying guy, Lu Junhan?]
Jian Yi: [I agree.]
Zhang Dazhuang: [+1]
Pei Mingzhi smiled: [Whenever this group is so lively, I know that your end is coming again.]
Typical standing and talking without back pain.
In the next second, Pei Mingzhi was kicked out by Lu Junhan.
Pei Mingzhi: "..."