Qu Sinian: "???"
Is this the rhythm of going to heaven
Looking up, I saw the person in charge with a stick in his throat, his lips trembling, probably thinking about what other words to praise, but after thinking about it, his face turned blue, and he couldn't think of any words to evaluate such a picture " masterpiece".
After taking a few deep breaths, the person in charge turned around silently, finally gave up torturing himself, and decided to go and see other children's masterpieces to wash their eyes.
Qu Sinian: "..."
I told you earlier that you should watch variety shows before making a decision.
Afterwards, Qu Sinian looked to the side again, and saw that Lu Gou was playing with his mobile phone with downcast eyes indifferently, trying to avoid this cruel painting by keeping out of sight.
Qu Sinian, on the other hand, watched and couldn't help but said, "Lili, why does your father only have three eyelashes?"
Lu Junhan: "..."
Xiao Luli turned her head happily: "Uncle Qu, isn't it pretty?"
Qu Sinian: "...not bad."
Qu Sinian: "...But, why are the eyelashes green?"
Xiao Luli didn't hesitate: "It looks good!"
Qu Sinian: "..."
"I'll draw a little skirt for Dad later!"
The little girl blinked her big black and bright eyes, and said happily: "Super cute little pink skirt!"
Qu Sinian: "..."
Lu Junhan: "..."
Xiao Luli gave a serious look, and said seriously: "This way, Dad will be cuter!"
Lu Junhan couldn't bear it anymore, and knocked her on the head directly: "Shut up, let me draw well!"
"People have good paintings..."
Little Loli held her head in her small hands, and her little milk voice was dissatisfied and aggrieved, "Look, Dad," she pointed at the painting, "I painted your hair so beautifully!"
Lu Jun's face was cold and his tone was dangerous: "Do you still have the guts to lift your hair?"
"Yes, I have,"
Little Lolita patted her face: "Dad, look, someone with a face is here! But it seems that his face can't lift his hair..."
As she said that, the little girl grabbed one side of her long ponytail with her small hand, frowned, and was very distressed: "Dad, can your face lift your hair?"
Lu Junhan: "..."
Qu Sinian: "..."
If you lose, you lose, you can't fight.
When Little Lu Li finished painting a painting, Lu Junhan was already planning to find a coffin in the history museum, stuff her in it, and bury her on the spot.
Qu Qianqian's painting is not much better, just a little bit worse than her elder sister Lili, but there is one thing that is the same——
They all painted little skirts for their daddy, pink.
Qu Sinian: "..."
Just in time, he went to ask Lao Lu which coffin he planned to open in the history museum, and just sent the two of them in together.
Zhang Dazhuang and Jian Yi's expressions were not very good either.
Zhang Yiming drew a blue pig, which was big and fat. Because pigs are so easy to draw, he finished the painting in one go. Seeing that there was still time, Zhang Yiming simply thought about drawing the pig's feet.
So, as soon as the final product came out, the blue pig looked like a poisoned pig, with eight legs, red feet, purple feet, and green feet...
Colors vary.
It is said that this inspiration came from reading the masterpiece of his sister Lili.
Looking at the eight feet of different colors that Zhang Yiming drew, he was obviously very satisfied, and said happily, "Sister Lili is really a genius!"
Zhang Dazhuang: "..."
Jian Xiyan is even more ruthless.
With his delicate and fair face, he carefully stared at his expressionless and indifferent father for a minute. Finally, he pursed his bright red mouth thoughtfully, and then picked up the pink paintbrush .
Instantly drew a dog.
The whole process took less than thirty seconds.
As for the remaining 9 minutes and 30 seconds, he tried his best to use up all kinds of paintbrushes and painted countless poops for his father.
After putting down the last brush for drawing poop, Xiaozheng was so satisfied to see that he had all kinds of colors, obviously very very beautiful paintings.
The mechanical voice of the mobile phone praised: "Sister Lili is really amazing."
Jian Yi: "..."