The little girl's knowledge of the human world and of salted fish is all from Fusang. Fusang often tells the little girl interesting things in the world.
Of course Yeheng is no stranger.
The past seven or eighty years have passed in the blink of an eye. Like Fusang, there are many immortals who have descended to the mortal world and experienced calamity. Especially, now that many small worlds have been built by the Dao of Heaven, the matter of calamity is no longer just a small part. What people will do.
Instead, it became a new craze.
Among the ten immortals in the God Realm, at least eight have descended to the mortal world. Although Ye Heng is the one who has never descended to the mortal world among the remaining two, he knows a lot about the culture and customs of the human world.
What's more, some gods are fully prepared for the time of going down to the mortal world, but they often learn from other people who have gone down to the mortal world. Over time, there are more such needs, and all kinds of knowledge about human beings in the mortal world are compiled into The book was once circulated in the God Realm.
To the people of the God Realm, the human world is no longer a mystery. Instead, they know all kinds of things in the human world.
The bright red little fish lay quietly on the snow-white wolf fur, as if dead, but the little milk voice couldn't stop from the little fish's mouth:
"Dad, Dad, look at me! I've become a salted fish!"
Waiter: "..."
The waiter was silent.
Your Highness, don't you think that salted fish is something to be proud of
But I have to say that His Royal Highness is 100% like His Majesty in terms of personality, especially in the aspect of not giving up until the goal is achieved. Both father and daughter are too stubborn, and even His Royal Highness has a tendency to be even better.
Because the little highness, she is too energetic.
If you ignore her and don't do what she says, she will miss you to death, or just keep muttering aggrievedly.
If it wasn't like this, Your Majesty wouldn't have turned into the original body just to shut up her chattering mouth, just to make His Highness take a nap quickly.
But it is also His Majesty's forte to push an inch. No, after a few days of peace, he started chatting again.
Sure enough, Ye Heng didn't bother to pay attention to her, and the memorial in front of him turned the page automatically, without turning his head, he just said lightly: "Look at that, go take your nap."
Xiao Yu'er lay on his back, pouted, unconvinced: "You will regret it if you don't watch it."
Yeheng snorted softly, and said casually, "You are so ugly, there is nothing to regret."
Xiao Yuer: "..."
Xiao Yu'er clenched her fists: "But I'm a salted fish now!"
"Well," Snow Wolf lazily raised his eyelids: "An ugly salted fish."
Xiao Yuer: "..."
Snow Wolf glanced at her sullenly with a calm gaze, and said, "Do you know why you are so ugly?"
"I know," everyone said, she looks a lot like her father. Xiao Yu'er sobbed sadly: "Because Dad is so ugly, that's why he is so ugly."
Yeheng: "..."
As she was talking, the little girl couldn't help it anymore, as if she was really puzzled, she whispered, "Dad, why can't you look better?"
Yeheng: "..."
Waiter: Hahahahahahaha no, I can’t laugh, Your Majesty will kill me hahahaha no I can’t bear it, just die hahahahahaha
Ye Heng glanced lightly at the servant who was holding back his laughter. The servant hurriedly coughed lightly and stood upright. He looked away, and there was no emotional expression on his face: "You are so ugly because you don't sleep."
The little girl was not so easy to deceive. It should be said that she didn't realize at all that her father was digging holes for her again to coax her. She just said the truth in a muffled voice:
"But I slept for a long, long time before, for many, many days, but it's still so ugly..."
Ye Heng just wanted her to shut up and go to sleep quickly. There was no such thing as fatherly love, so he casually said, "If you sleep for a few hundred years longer, you won't be able to."
"Really?" The little girl was overjoyed: "Father, don't lie to me."
Ye Heng raised her eyelids without changing her expression: "When have I ever lied to you?"
The little girl thought for a while, and she really closed her eyes.
Seeing a certain little stupid fish go to sleep stupidly, Ye Heng curled his lips slightly, then turned his head away, and continued to read the memorial.
However, facing the conversation between your father and daughter, the waiter at the side only felt suffocated.
If the looks of the father and daughter were considered ugly, there would probably be no good-looking people in the entire God Realm.
You know, in the past, although all the wolves in the wolf tribe had high soul power, the survival rate of their cubs was very low. Willing to mate with wolf people.
After all, it is not a good feeling to see your own child die with your own eyes.
But the appearance of Junshang has raised the marriage rate of the entire wolf tribe in one fell swoop, just like what humans always say, "the ceiling of beauty", Junshang is like a living sign of the wolf tribe's beauty.
Everyone now knows that their wolf clan is rich in beauties, just by looking at their emperor, and for this, many people want to marry their wolf clan just to give birth to beautiful cubs.
And this phenomenon, after the appearance of His Highness, once reached its peak.
Although the little highness is stupid, she looks deceptive and looks not very smart, but her eyes are black, her body is soft, her lips are red and her teeth are white, she is super cute!
Just looking at it every day will make you feel good.
However, the father and daughter, who have reached the peak of their looks, started a series of conversations around "ugliness", and the servant could not help but twitch his lips.
But Ye Heng's memorial didn't last long, Xiao Yu'er opened his eyes after falling asleep for three seconds, and asked, "Father, am I not so ugly now?"
Yeheng: "..."
Ye Heng resisted the urge to throw her into Tianchi and drowned, expressionless: "I'm talking about sleeping for hundreds of years."
The implication is that the few seconds you sleep are useless.
Xiao Yu'er let out an aggrieved "Oh" and closed her eyes again.
But within two seconds, she opened it again:
"Father, hundreds of years are hundreds of years?"
"What if I haven't become beautiful after sleeping for hundreds of years?"
"Daddy, can I be pretty now?"
Yeheng: "..."
It's not over, is it
Ye Heng glanced coldly at the Tianchi not far away, "Have you seen that Tianchi?"
"..."
Yeheng pulled his lips: "If you talk nonsense, just roll into the water and go to sleep."
Xiao Yuer felt wronged: "I don't want to..."
"Then shut up."
After a while, Xiao Yu'er said, "Dad, I can't sleep."
"Then don't sleep."
Xiao Yu'er thought for a while: "Dad, can you tell bedtime stories?"
"..."