Waiter: "..."
Routine, it's all a routine!
In the end, the little Lori who was crying and cheating on the cat got her cat.
It's just that before she got it, she was beaten very badly by her father, and she lost several asses.
But this doesn't stop the little girl from going to show off to her mother, Xiaojue Tianzun, the cats she just got.
"Mom, look, this is the cat my father gave me."
Little Lolita's tone was arrogant, and she couldn't hide her desire to show off her happiness. She pouted: "You don't have it, only others have it."
Tianzun Xiaojue looked at her little fat face with great happiness, and her hands were itchy again.
The two can't get along for too long. If they get along for too long, the mother's love will not be consumed at all, and it is very easy to fight.
Especially this little chubby girl is very irritating, it's fine if she always robs her husband, after the robbing, she likes to show off like she is now.
Ever since Tianzun Xiaojue came back from dealing with the matter, he was often annoyed by this little guy.
I don't know how her father endured the decades of her absence.
Tianzun Xiaojue narrowed his eyes, and said coldly, "What are cats, I have a husband, do you have one?"
Little Lolita: "..."
"I don't have one!" Little Lolita said bluntly and confidently, "But I have a father!"
Tianzun Xiaojue crossed his arms and raised his eyebrows: "I also have a father!"
Little Loli puffed her face: "My father is better than your father!"
Tianzun Xiaojue snorted, "My husband is better than your father!"
Little Lolita didn't react for a while, and said unconvinced, "I, my husband is better than your husband!"
As she said that, before Xiaojue Tianzun reminded her, the little girl came to her senses, her eyes widened: "No, I don't have a husband..."
Now I finally understand the importance of my husband. Without a husband, I can't even quarrel.
She opened her eyes wide and looked at Tianzun Xiaojue: "Mom, where is my husband? Where is my husband? How could I not have a husband!"
By the end, his voice was a little choked up.
Xiaojue Tianzun: "..."
It's over, a big disaster has happened, and this little fat girl has become a hundred thousand reasons again.
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As a know-it-all in the God Realm, God Lord Silu often digs into other people's corners in order to eavesdrop on gossip and inquire about information.
Because of this, he was reported by all the gods in the God Realm, and the Heavenly Dao directly sent him to take charge of the calamity.
There was a long queue in the Hall of Reincarnation.
"Tell me, what's your request?"
Si Lu sat behind the desk and asked questions without raising his head. In order to get praise and atonement, as long as the request was not excessive, Si Lu would usually satisfy it.
"Wait, I want to be a super beautiful woman in modern times!"
The majestic and deep male voice sounded like thunder, coming from the top of the head: "I also want a husband who loves me very much!"
Si Lu paused for a moment, then looked up at the muscular, bearded man in front of him who could kill three people with one punch. He was silent for three seconds, and after a few minutes of silent mourning for his future husband, he nodded his brush. Next to the desktop:
"Okay, five hundred gold."
For such an excessive request, it is necessary to charge money.
The strong man gave the money, and Xiao Leap left contentedly.
The other gods in line behind all looked at him with reproachful expressions, but Si Luquan pretended not to see it.
"Next."
Si Lu gathered the five hundred pieces of gold into his arms, thinking that there is much more oil and water in the Hall of Reincarnation than listening to the corner of the wall, but when he looked up, he saw the next person standing far away.
He frowned: "What are you doing standing so far away, stand closer."
"No, there is a person in front of me."
The man pointed in front of her.
Si Lu looked at the air in front of her: "??"
"uncle."
At this moment, a childish voice came from under the desk: "Uncle Immortal."
Si Lu stood up, lay down on the table, and looked down following the sound.
Below, a round-eyed, extremely cute and tender little loli was waving her little hand at him: "Uncle Immortal, I'm here."
Si Lu: "..."
As the most precious cubs of each race, there are generally protection mechanisms set up. The uncertain and dangerous activities of going down to earth are not allowed. Participate unless their parents agree.
For decades, no cub has entered the Hall of Reincarnation. Seeing it now, Si Lu was stunned: "Your Highness, did you go to the wrong place?"
"No," the little girl shook her head like a rattle, her two ponytails twitching, "it was my mother who asked me to come to you."
"your mom?"
Tianzun Xiaojue was one of the group of people who reported him for eavesdropping, but Si Lu didn't think she had any good intentions this time.
Then Xiao Luoli nodded and said: "My mother said that you are amazing, you know everything."
"Of course." Seeing her mentioning his old profession, Si Lu immediately put his vigilance behind him, and showed off with a smile:
"There is nothing in this God Realm that I know nothing about!"
"Uncle, do you know where my husband is?"
Little Loli raised her head and said.
"Husband?" Si Lu reacted: "Oh, you are talking about husband, right?"
"No, it's my husband, not my husband."
Little Loli shook her head and corrected him earnestly.
Si Lu: "..."
"Okay, husband," Si Lu changed his words in a polite manner, and said, "Why are you asking this all of a sudden?"
The little girl tugged at the fur of the cat in her arms dejectedly, and said sullenly, "My mother has a husband, but I don't."
It turned out to be like this. After knowing the reason, Si Lu said confidently:
"It's okay. You're still young. It's normal to not have a husband. You don't need to look for it. You will naturally have one when you grow up."
The little girl nodded half understanding, and then asked: "Then where is my husband when I grow up?"
Si Lu: "..."
How do I know where your husband is.
I still want to know my husband... Bah, I still want to know where my wife is!
"Uncle, can you give me a husband first?"
The little girl looked at him pitifully and said,
"I'm short of a husband now."
"I can give you my future husband!"
Si Lu: "..."
Si Lu saw the gods queuing up behind him holding back their laughter, took a deep breath, and smiled: "Sorry, I really don't have a husband to give you."
"But, but..." The little girl pointed at the strong man who had just paid five hundred gold, and said in a low voice, "Just now that uncle also wanted a husband, and you gave it to him too."
Si Lu: "..."
The little girl seemed to have thought of something, and frowned: "Uncle, do you look down on me?"
Si Lu: "..."
Help!
Si Lu couldn't stand it anymore, he sent a message to Ye Heng, saying that her daughter was lost and came to the Temple of Reincarnation, but Ye Heng didn't return, so he sent a message to Xiaojue Tianzun, saying that her daughter was kidnapped by him, Hurry up and redeem him, not only did he not reply, he was also blocked! ! !
Si Lu: "..."