At this moment, Jian Yi and Lu Junhan, who Zhang Dazhuang said hadn't left the house yet and planned to walk for hundreds of years, also arrived.
The two were dressed in slender black robes of brocade, tall and straight, with cold faces, and suddenly appeared in front of everyone.
Before he could speak, he raised his eyes and saw four little black faces that seemed to have just been dug out of the alchemy furnace.
The two fathers fell silent for a moment.
Qu Sinian didn't give them the chance to turn around and disappear, to leave here. He put his arm around one of their shoulders and said with a smile:
"Yes, that's right, you're not mistaken, your eyes are not blind, these few are indeed, true to form, they are indeed our little brats."
Jian Yi: "..."
Lu Junhan: "..."
Jian Yi ignored him, waved his arm away, and asked the teacher who came over, "What happened?"
The teacher moved his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but he didn't know where to start.
Perhaps this matter is really unbelievable. She has been teaching in the God Realm for so many years, and she has never encountered such an outrageous thing, which caused her worldview to be subverted a bit.
Lu Junhan looked at one of them, who was blinking her big eyes all the time, the cute little loli even with a black face, and after only one glance, she naturally ignored her.
Directly ask the simple Western proverb on the far side:
"what happened?"
Jian Xiyan glanced at little Luli.
Xiao Luli didn't know that the last thing her father wanted was for her to speak first, so she stretched out her little hand, pointed at the teacher happily, and said to Lu Junhan:
"Dad, the teacher is teaching us to bomb the school!"
Lu Junhan: "..."
The teacher was stunned, and quickly denied: "No, no, I didn't teach them this, I just taught..."
"And we've learned really well," he said.
Zhang Yiming pointed to the school palace that was blown into ruins behind him, and now there is only a pile of black charcoal left: "Dad, look, did we blow it up well?"
Zhang Dazhuang: "..."
"I think it's very good!" Baby Qu Qianqian glanced at it, and asked her father for credit: "We fried it clean! Not a single table was left."
Seeing that the teacher's face was twisted, Qu Sinian hurriedly interrupted: "... baby, you don't need to talk."
[There is nothing to clean. There is one more point here.]
Jian Xiyan, a child with sharp eyes, suddenly saw a burnt green leaf with only half of it left at his feet, and wrote this string of characters with magic.
He burned the remaining half of the leaf to ashes with a single fire technique. He pursed his mouth, and his little face, which had always been paralyzed, was a little happy:
[It's clean now.]
Jian Yi: "..."
teacher:"… "
Why don't you guys burn me clean too! ! !
…
After half an hour.
The teacher called the four parents together with helplessness and collapse, and told them what happened:
"I taught them the cleaning technique in the school today. This is the easiest, most basic, and most likely to use technique in daily life. The whole school has learned it well, but I don't know why. A few of them, Practice and practice, and you will become a Fire Flame Technique."
"At the time, I thought they had already mastered the cleansing technique, and they still had time to practice other techniques, so I didn't think much about it, but in a blink of an eye, they blew up the school, waiting for me to save the other cubs When I came out, the school had already been burned like this, and the four of them have also become like this."
There are more or less protection restrictions on the cubs, and ordinary spells can't hurt them at all.
Just looking at these little guys, you can tell that in such a big fire, their faces were just a little blackened by the smoke from the fire, but they didn't have any injuries on their bodies.
It was Qu Sinian who spoke first, but his attitude was quite sincere:
"I'm sorry, teacher, my baby's IQ is actually not bad, really not bad, she is not stupid, nor is she stupid, and she is not out of her mind. The cleansing technique mentioned sounds like a fire technique."
Zhang Dazhuang also said: "That's right, teacher, you should speak louder next time when you give a lecture. My brat's ears are not very good. When I usually beat him, I only dare to say hello to his ass. As for his I dare not touch my head, especially my ears, for fear that it will be damaged and I will lose my hearing completely, so I have to ask the teacher to take care of me."
teacher:"… "
So blame me slightly.
Most fundamentally, isn't it because these little guys are too naughty
Flame spell, is this a spell that can be used in classrooms!
The teacher looked at Lu Junhan and Jian Yi, who had been silent all this time, and felt that they looked more sensible.
Lu Junhan said lightly: "Teacher, I will discipline my cub more when I go back..."
The teacher was gratified, this is a reasonable parent, knowing that his child was naughty, he knew how to go back and discipline him, but in the next second, Lu Junhan picked it up again: "Make sure her hearing will recover as soon as possible."
teacher:"… "
To put it bluntly, it's just to protect the shortcomings, no matter how naughty my little boy is, it's not good, and I won't allow others to talk about it.
The teacher looked at Jian Yi silently: "Your cub can't hear well, right?"
Jian Yi nodded: "His hearing is not bad."
The teacher breathed a sigh of relief, at least one of the four parents was normal and would not justify the cub all at once.
Jian Yi said again: "But his brain is not good. Bombing the school is justifiable."
teacher:"… "
Not only did the four little guys make people feel bad, but the four parents also made people feel extremely bad. The teacher didn't want to talk anymore, and waved his hand feebly, telling them to take away their little cubs.
Of course, before the four fathers left, they did not forget to send someone to renovate the school.
Although he protects his shortcomings in front of the teacher, he still has to fight what should be fought. Now he will blow up the school at a young age, and when he grows up, he must not blow up the entire God Realm.
Especially among the four little guys, one of them really blew up the world. Although it was unconscious, Qu Sinian and the others still had to worry.
Qu Sinian whispered to the others, "Tell me, I've deleted my baby's memory now, is there still time?"
Zhang Dazhuang raised his sleeves, as if he was going to do something big: "Delete them together! I've wanted to delete his memory for a long time."
Qu Sinian frowned: "Aren't you afraid of your parents?"
Zhang Dazhuang: "Compared to how many messes I will come to school to clean up for this stinky boy, and how many teachers' accusations I will face, I think my parents are not so scary."
This time they were lucky, they met a good teacher, and passed away after flickering. If they encounter a bad one in the future and are scolded bloody, they can't refute it, and maybe they have to pass cigarettes to the teacher. liquor.
And this kind of situation is likely to happen more than once or twice, Zhang Dazhuang feels that his parents are not so scary anymore.