Lu Junhan looked at the little girl's arrogant look of shaking her head, her deep eyes gradually narrowed, and she touched the stone table with her white fingers.
Three seconds later, he raised his jaw slightly, and signaled to the little girl with two ponytails, "Come here."
"don't want,"
The little girl held her head in her small hands for an instant, wrinkled her pink face with a fierce expression:
"If someone passes by, you will definitely hit me!"
She pouted her bright red mouth, and muttered in a small milky voice:
"Besides, after you spank someone's head, you'll spank their ass, and after you spank their ass, you'll come back and spank their head! I don't want to go there!"
Lu Junhan raised his eyebrows, "As long as you come here, I promise not to hit you."
"I don't believe it," Little Lolita still refused to be fooled, "You will definitely hit me! Dad, don't try to lie to me, I can't be fooled now, I'm already seven years old, no, three hundred..."
The little girl frowned tightly, lowered her head and counted with her fingers. Although the memory was deleted, she always felt that she had already started elementary school and was already seven years old, but why was she only seven years old? She is obviously three hundred years old, but at the end of the day, her little head almost exploded, so she raised her head tearfully to ask the person on the opposite side for help:
"Dad, how old am I now? Why can't I remember how old I am!"
Lu Junhan: "..."
"Dad, do you remember how old you are?" Little Lolita asked again.
Lu Junhan didn't want to answer her mentally handicapped question, but seeing that he didn't speak, Xiao Luli thought he didn't know either, so she breathed a sigh of relief, and said cheerfully:
"It turns out that you don't know, Dad, so don't worry about it."
Lu Junhan: "..."
After reassuring, little Lolita remembered her colorful steamed buns again, raised her bright and clear eyes, and said happily, "Dad, are you hungry now? You can eat all of these!"
Lu Junhan: "...not hungry."
After deleting her memory, the little girl seemed to be more forgetful. After hearing her father said that she was not hungry, she continued to introduce her green dough for the third time.
"Dad, you can eat this green one! Mom said that there seems to be some green vegetables added in it. The green vegetables can be pig florets (help digestion). After eating, you will be hungry. Then, when you are hungry, you can Eat this fresh black! Isn't it awesome!"
However, what he said was exactly the same as before, word for word. In this matter, he showed an astonishing memory in a strange way.
Lu Junhan: "..."
In order to prevent a certain chubby girl from continuing to sell her yellow snack dough and black fresh dough, Lu Junhan said directly:
"Take it away, I don't want to eat anything."
"Why," the little Lolita enthusiastically promoted: "This is really delicious! Dad, after eating one, you will definitely want to eat the next one!"
Lu Junhan: "..."
There is no next one.
After I finish eating one, I may be gone right away.
Lu Junhan had a premonition that if the conversation continued like this, it would only end endlessly, or continue to repeat the previous conversation.
So, he simply stood up from his seat, and under the little girl's perplexed gaze, he pinched his wrist with his fingers, then he lifted the ignorant little girl over, and skillfully slapped her on the buttocks.
Little Lolita: "..."
…
"Mom!" The little girl happily went out with a large steamer in her arms. Not long after, she ran back crying, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooophone
Although Tianzun Xiaojue knew that this little fat girl would definitely be severely whipped by her father when she went out with the basket of dough that she couldn't stand, even if the dough couldn't be beaten, the little fat girl would be angry Her ability will definitely attract a beating for herself.
But people don't kill for themselves, she can't stand this little fat girl, just kneading the dough, she asked her no less than a hundred questions, and finally Tianzun Xiaojue had a heart attack and was about to be pissed off, she couldn't bear it anymore Before doing anything, I can only coax her to find her father.
Now seeing that she really came back crying, I had no choice but to pretend not to know and ask:
"Huh? Why did he hit you?"
"I don't, I don't know woo woo..."
The little girl's beautiful big eyes were filled with tears, not only the eye sockets were red, but even the tip of her nose was sparkling. She wiped her tears with her small hands:
"I just stood there, and I didn't mess with him, so Dad beat me, kept hitting me, and almost killed me..."
Xiaojue Tianzun: "... what happened next?"
"I didn't dare to stand there after that," the little girl said, sobbing and choking, "I, I changed to another place, but my father still wanted to beat me, and then I came back..."
Crying and crying, little loli hugged Tianzun Xiaojue and sniffed:
"Mom, I don't want to go to my father's place now, go to my father's place, he always hits me, when he stops beating me, I will go to my father's..."
The implication is that you have to stay with your mother until you find your father.
Tianzun Xiaojue just kicked the ball to her father, but unexpectedly, her father kicked it back.
Xiaojue Tianzun: "..."
! ! !
Yeheng, you are cruel! ! !
"Mom, teach me how to make buns again,"
Little Lolita cried for a while, then stopped crying, turned her head to look at the flour on the table, and became happy again, her little face was full of enthusiasm:
"I still want to make buns."
Xiaojue Tianzun: "..."
half an hour later—
After a loud "bang" in the side hall, several violent noises erupted one after another, and the palace servants who were sweeping the floor outside were startled and shivered.
Not long after, Xiaojue Tianzun came out with a dark face, carrying a small coal ball from the billowing smoke. The small coal ball was still happily clapping his little hands, and the little milk said crisply:
"Mom, I can make a fire myself!"
Xiaojue Tianzun: "..."
Yes, the first time it was burned, the entire side hall was blown up.
And up to now, the side hall is still being bombed.
Tianzun Xiaojue couldn't bear it anymore, after she found Ye Heng in the main hall, she strode over, threw the little Heibuliuqiu girl in her hand into her father's arms, and said with a dark face:
"Take care of her! Don't let her enter the kitchen of the side hall again! Otherwise, I will die with her!"
Yeheng: "..."
The little girl with a dark face in her arms was spinning around, just about to say something, but who knows, she looked up and saw her father.
She obviously forgot about her father beating her before, her eyes were clear and amazingly bright, and she shouted happily:
"dad!"
Yeheng: "..."
Little Lolita didn't mind that her father didn't always reply to her words, anyway, she could talk for a whole day by herself, and she was very good at finding topics.
So, not long after, the little girl found a topic to chat with her father who had been reunited for a long time, and she said happily:
"Dad, let me tell you, I can start a fire!"
Lu Junhan: "..."
(end of this chapter)