Lu Junhan glanced at her indifferently, and said a few words lightly:
"Don't look for it, he's dead."
Little Lolita's eyes widened, and the small package on her back was about to drop in fright: "Dead, dead?"
Lu Jun smiled coldly and said "um".
"Dad, do I have another husband?"
Little Lolita is also very talkative, she doesn't ask where her husband died, but instead asks, "Do you know where my other husband is?"
The little girl was obviously determined to send those poisonous dough out.
Lu Junhan: "..."
Waiter: "..."
But in the eyes of adults, this is not what it means.
Lu Junhan frowned, and said in a cold tone, "You don't have a second husband."
"What about the third one? If the second husband doesn't exist, then I should have a third husband, right?"
The little girl asked again persistently.
Waiter: "..."
I don't quite understand your logic, my lord.
In a verbal battle, no one can talk to this little chubby girl. After just a few words, Lu Junhan's hands started to itch again.
But thinking that she had just recovered her memory and her brain was not working well, she used what little patience she had left, and replied coldly:
"You don't have a third husband either."
"Then my fourth husband..."
Seeing that little Lolita would continue to die, the waiter was afraid that he would be tormented by the sound of crying later, so he hurriedly said:
"Little Highness, you don't have it, you don't have it! No matter what the number is, you don't have it!"
"what?"
Little Lolita felt like a bolt from the blue, her voice trembling.
"I think I can find her a husband now,"
At this moment, Tianzun Xiaojue tidied up the side hall that had been bombed. Her whole body was like a gunpowder jar, full of gas, and it would explode at once. She came in from the outside angrily.
"Not to mention the second, third, or fourth husband, as long as this little troublemaker can marry off, I'll find her a hundred husbands!"
Waiter: "..."
Your Highness Queen, how afraid are you that your Highness won't be able to get married
"Really?" Little Lolita was quite happy, she ran over, grabbed her mother with her small hands, her black eyes sparkled:
"Mom, do you really want to find me a hundred husbands?"
In the eyes of the little girl, the "husband" is the same as toys such as "cats" and "chickens".
One hundred husbands means one hundred cats or chicks. The little girl is immediately happy when she thinks of being surrounded by a hundred cats:
"I'm sure I'd be so happy!"
But in the eyes of adults, these words sounded like a little scumbag, especially an old father, whose face was so gloomy that he could drip water.
He lifted the person away and said coldly:
"Find a fart!"
"I don't want farts, I just want to find a husband," Little Lolita opened her dark eyes, struggled desperately, and still stretched out her two little hands seriously, and said loudly, "Look for a hundred! !!!”
Lu Junhan: "..."
Not to mention that Lu Junhan's face was so dark that he could drip water, the temperature in the whole hall suddenly dropped to zero.
Seeing that the situation was wrong, Tianzun Xiaojue turned around and hurriedly slipped away. Sure enough, before he was five steps out of the main hall, the sound of the little girl crying loudly after being beaten came from the hall:
"Woooooo, I, I don't want a hundred husbands anymore, I don't want to, Dad, don't beat me, please, don't hit me, I, I don't want a hundred husbands anymore, I will Just ask for my dead husband..."
Xiaojue Tianzun: "..."
It has nothing to do with the number of your husbands when your dad hits you. He just can't hear the word "husband" and is allergic to these two words, but you keep mentioning them all the time, and you mention them so loudly, if you don't hit you, hit them Who.
But having said that, this little chubby girl is really stupid, she doesn't know how to look at her at all, unlike her, she ran away immediately when she found something was wrong, it's true that she didn't inherit any of her good genes.
However, soon, Tianzun Xiaojue couldn't laugh anymore.
She was just about to abandon her little chubby girl and continue running for her life alone, but found that she couldn't move!
Xiaojue Tianzun: "..."
At this time, the servant came out of the hall and said with a smile: "Your Highness, Your Majesty, please go in. He said that he has something to settle with you."
Xiaojue Tianzun: "..."
…
half an hour later—
There were two familiar figures, one big and one small, squatting at the corner of the wall.
Little Lolita had tears in her eyes, rubbing her eyes and sobbing non-stop. While sobbing, she did not forget to accuse her mother:
"Smelly mother..."
Tianzun Xiaojue pinched her wet little face that was wet with tears: "Chu Lili, what are you scolding me for? I didn't hit you. Go scold your father!"
"I, I don't want to scold daddy," the little loli sobbed, "If I scold daddy, he, he will beat me..."
"If you scold me, I will beat you too," Tianzun Xiaojue threatened, "I will kill you."
"I'm not afraid!"
Little Lolita opened her red eyes, puffed her face, and snorted arrogantly, "If you hit me, I'll tell Dad! Let Dad come over and beat you to death!"
Xiaojue Tianzun: "..."
Very good, at a young age, I learned how to pick and squeeze persimmons.
"Then I'm not afraid." Tianzun Xiaojue couldn't see the little chubby girl's proud and arrogant look, raised his eyebrows, "If you hit me, I'll tell your father too, and let your father come and beat you to death!"
This copying of words confused little Lolita, she opened her small mouth, closed it, closed it, opened it again, and finally choked out a sentence:
"No, you can't tell Dad to hit me."
Xiao Jue thought that she finally understood what you don't want to be done to others, and she was extremely relieved. Just wanted to say, you also know that this kind of feeling is uncomfortable, right
But before the words were spoken, the little girl on the opposite side clenched her fists and said loudly:
"You can only call your father to beat me. I always call my father to beat you. You can't call my father. My father can only help me!"
Xiaojue Tianzun: "..."
Tianzun Xiaojue looked up at the white, nonexistent sky.
She was wrong.
She actually still had expectations for this little guy's simple brain.
What a mistake.
This little fat girl is indeed hopeless.
It's better to hurry up and find her a husband, otherwise, if you are so stupid, if you don't serve snacks now, you may not be able to find her husband in the future.
I don't know which race in the God Realm only looks at the face but not the IQ, so I can help them to accept this troublemaker in the future.
Seeing that the little girl still wanted to tell her that her father is her father and your father is your father, Tianzun Xiaojue blocked her long speech:
"Shut up! Don't talk, there is nothing to say, be good, go on crying! If you cry to death, your father will come."
Little Lolita: "..."
(end of this chapter)