"Yes, uncle, my father can sell fish! Our family sells a lot of fish! Selling fish can make money. My father's current money is all earned from selling fish! Huh? Gao Ke Chicken... No, no, uncle, our family doesn’t sell chickens, only fish.”
Seeing this, Xiao Luli nodded desperately to the side with her jet-black eyes shining brightly.
It means that her father really only knows how to sell fish!
Lu Junhan: "..."
[Hahahaha, at first I thought it was because the show crew had stopped being human again, but I didn't expect that there was a little traitor in Lu's father's own family!]
[Laughing to death, why does Lili think that her father is a fish seller?]
[that is! My father, Lu, is a dignified high-tech elite who is at the forefront of technology. In his daughter’s heart, he is just a stinky fish seller hahahaha. funny!]
[It's actually quite normal! After all, Lili is only three years old now. When I was a child, I thought my father was a chef, because my father was always responsible for cooking in our family. When I grew up, I realized that my father was a programmer! Nothing to do with the chef!]
[I think it's okay for Lu's father to sell fish. After all, dogs are worse than program groups. Selling fish is better than selling vegetables. Fish is at least more expensive than vegetables!]
[Sell one fish for 8 yuan, sell two for 16 yuan, woo woo woo, sell a few more, and Dad Lu can buy us a bottle of water for Lili!]
[What's going on with this inexplicable sadness...]
[Fuck! I saw that there are tables, knives, and cutting boards next to the water tank. Will Dad Lu help kill the fish later?]
[Ah, I can do it again! Lu's father is so handsome, he must be very handsome when he kills the fish! My girly heart is ready to explode!]
[Sisters, do you think it’s too late for me to book a plane ticket and rush there! Father Lu killed the fish himself, I really want a woo woo woo!]
[Me too, I will ask Father Lu for an autograph when the time comes, I wonder if he will give it to me!]
[Wait! Father Lu has such a cold and ruthless face, are you sure that he will not kill the fish when he kills the fish later!]
This word falls.
immediately.
There was a dead silence.
…
The noise in the live broadcast room did not affect the guests at the scene.
And Jian Chenglang's call was recorded.
Qu Sinian, Zhang Dazhuang, and Jian Yi were all smiling, but suddenly they stopped laughing.
Because they suddenly had a bad feeling.
Sure enough, in the next second, Jian Chenglang smiled at them, and then, very, very unhumanly, played the recordings of the other two calls.
These two phone recordings were made by Qu Qianqian and Zhang Yiming respectively.
As for Jian Xiyan, it was a high-definition uncensored video.
Qu Qianqian:
"What does my father do? Uncle, don't you know what my father does... How can you not know? My father is a joke! He is on TV every day, haven't you seen him? It was still sold on TV yesterday!"
yesterday,
are still there,
on tv,
sell it.
"..."
The smile on the corner of Qu Sinian's mouth froze instantly.
After Qu Qianqian's crisp voice finished playing.
Two seconds later, Zhang Yiming's yelling voice came from Jian Chenglang's cell phone:
"Dig coal! Uncle, let me say it again, my father is really not at home now, he went to dig coal!!!"
Zhang Dazhuang shook the fat on his face, then sternly closed his eyes.
Finally, there is a video of Jian Xiyan holding a clipboard.
In the video—
Jian Chenglang smiled and asked, "Little Yan, do you know what your father does?"
Without saying a word, Jian Xiyan wrote three words with a wave of a pen:
sell the house.
Jian Yi: "..."
…
Lu Junhan: "..."
Qu Sinian: "..."
Jian Yi: "..."
Zhang Dazhuang: "..."
The scene was too quiet.
No one spoke.
Air pressure... still low.
Lu Junhan, Qu Sinian, Jian Yi, and Zhang Dazhuang hold almost all the wealth and power in Haicheng, and they are the elite among the elite.
They never thought in this life that one day they would be able to disgrace the whole country, or even the whole world.
After that, the audience in the live broadcast room just watched helplessly——
Booth No. 1, the booth of Lu Junhan and Lu Li.
There is a tank of fish, obviously for them to sell fish to make money.
Booth No. 2, the booth of Qu Sinian and Qu Qianqian.
There are piles of drum kits, microphones, speakers, and in front of the drum kits, there is a bowl used to hold money. Obviously, they want them to make money by singing and laughing.
Qu Sinian: "..."
Booth No. 3, the booth of Jian Yi and Jian Xiyan.
There is a pile of various green vegetables on the ground.
Obviously, Jian Yi and the others cannot sell the house. Selling vegetables is similar, anyway, they are all selling things, there is no difference.
Besides, Jian Chenglang was probably afraid that his brother Jian Yi would starve himself and Jian Xiyan to death by selling vegetables.
There was actually a gossip map on the ground next to it. There was a lottery tube on the gossip map, and there were some miscellaneous and mysterious props, which were exactly the same as the fortune-telling and feng shui stalls under the overpass.
Jian Yi: "..."
Booth No. 4, the booth of Zhang Dazhuang and Zhang Yiming.
Their stalls are much simpler.
There was a pile of coal on the ground.
Dark.
honeycomb.
Zhang Dazhuang: "..."
The audience in the live broadcast room kept going "hahahaha".
[It's over, it's over! I don't want to scold the program group Goubi anymore, and I even start to look forward to how the four fathers will make money later!]
[Me too, me too! I originally thought that Dad Lu was already a scam in selling fish, but I didn't expect that there would be even more scams in the future!]
[Hahahaha, the most deceitful thing is the gossip map of Jane's father, okay? Isn't this forcing Papa Jane to lie!]
[You have to be able to tell a lie! Like the ones under our overpass, they are especially good at fooling around. I was cheated of five yuan before.]
[Actually, it’s not a lie. Nowadays, many wealthy families specially invite some masters who understand Fengshui to come to their homes to help them read Fengshui and wealth fortune. Once you read it, you can earn tens of thousands!]
[Yes! There is such a thing as feng shui, if you believe it, you have it, but if you don't believe it, you don't have it. And for rich people, money is nothing. People like us who have no money can only go to temples to offer incense. In fact, the two are similar, and they are all for peace of mind!]
[However, if Jane's father really knows how to sell a house, he probably also knows Fengshui. After all, when decorating some types of houses, we must pay attention to Fengshui and face north and south. If Jane's father understands this, he can really fool people, earn at least tens of thousands of yuan at a time, and don't need to set up stalls, and don't even need to sell vegetables! It's so beautiful!]
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[But if Jane's father can't fool around and just sell vegetables to make money, then they will be hungry all day!]
[Fuck, get rich or die poor, are you talking about Papa Jane's booth?]