Zhang Dazhuang looked at them like this, shook his head, and said:
"Like me, I don't expect that uneducated little bastard in my family to know that this thing is called an eggplant. I'm thankful that he doesn't call this eggplant an airplane."
Zhang Dazhuang said that he hates iron but not steel, obviously he has no hope for his son's IQ.
However, as soon as Zhang Dazhuang said this, Zhang Yiming, who was looking at the Transformers toys over there, heard that there were purple bananas, and immediately abandoned his own toys and ran over.
Seeing the eggplant in Xiao Luli's hand, he was a little disappointed, he shook his head fiercely, and shouted:
"Sister Lili, you admit your mistake! This is not a banana."
Xiao Luli and Qu Qianqian hadn't spoken yet, but Zhang Dazhuang was astonished.
There is a kind of unreal feeling that I thought my son was a scumbag, but I didn't expect him to be a god of learning.
Two old fathers who thought their daughter was a god of learning, but unexpectedly turned out to be a scumbag: "..."
Jian Yi looked at Zhang Dazhuang, and said calmly, "Your son is not bad."
Although the two old fathers were jealous, they had to admit: "Indeed."
Zhang Dazhuang had a humble face, but in fact, pride was almost overflowing from his eyes: "Where there is, there is nothing."
But in the next second, Zhang Yiming yelled again:
"This is an airplane!"
As he said that, Zhang Yiming also stood on tiptoe, took out an eggplant from the vegetable cabinet, and imitated the appearance of a toy airplane, gliding across the air,
"Look, woo-ka-ka-ka, the plane is coming!"
Lu Junhan: "..."
Qu Sinian: "..."
Jian Yi: "..."
What exactly were they hoping for Zhang Yiming just now
Zhang Dazhuang covered his face with his hands, the pride and humility he had just now was gone, and instead he had a painful expression on his face: "Look, I'll just say it."
Jian Xiyan was the most sober one. He ran over, looked at the purple eggplant, and wrote carefully, one stroke at a time:
This is not a banana.
Xiao Luli, Qu Qianqian and Zhang Yiming remained motionless, just staring at the word "banana" on the banana for a long time, their little brows frowning.
I don't know, I thought the three of them were so serious that they were researching some academic papers.
In the end, it was Xiao Luli who clapped her hands and suddenly realized:
"I see! The proverb brother wants to say, this is not a purple banana!"
Jian Xiyan pursed her lips and nodded vigorously.
Qu Qianqian blinked her eyes, then looked at the ugly word "banana", and the little nurse murmured: "So this word is banana, it looks so strange."
Zhang Yiming nodded and hummed, "That's why I never like to eat bananas, I like to eat watermelon!"
Jian Xiyan usually likes to eat bananas. In order to let his servants buy more bananas for him, he deliberately learned the word "banana" for bananas.
Afraid that the servant could not understand Pinyin, he bought melons for him.
Xiao Luli and the others asked again: "Brother Xiyan, if this isn't a banana, what is it?"
Although Xiao Luli and Qu Qianqian were scumbags, they were not stupid enough to associate the airplane Zhang Yiming mentioned just now with the eggplant in their hands.
After all, when they came to participate in the show, they had flown many times.
They know what a plane looks like.
Naturally, I didn't believe Zhang Yiming.
Jian Xiyan thought for a while and wrote:
This is plus...
Now, Qu Sinian saw it, and looked at Jian Yi in amazement:
"I can't see it. Your son is really smart. He actually knows that is an eggplant."
Although the word "茶" for eggplant is first written with the character "Add" below, it is not difficult to see that the simple Western proverb wants to write "Eggplant".
Even Zhang Dazhuang was surprised: "When did he learn it?"
Lu Junhan looked at Jian Yi, obviously wanting to know.
Jian Yi thought for two seconds, this happened about a year ago.
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He said succinctly: "The thing he dislikes the most is eggplant."
To be precise, a year ago, Jian Xiyan accidentally took a bite of salted fish and eggplant stew and thought it was not tasty.
That day, his little brows were all wrinkled.
I'm afraid the servant will buy it again next time.
So, I deliberately asked the servant what kind of vegetable was that long, soft, purple-skinned vegetable in the salted fish and eggplant pot.
At that time, the servant bought a lot of eggplants and showed them to Jian Xiyan.
Tell him that this is the dish called eggplant, and write it for him according to his request.
At that time, the young lady who was only two and a half years old, who was learning Chinese characters, frowned bitterly and stared at the word "eggplant" for a long time.
Afterwards, when there was no one in the kitchen, he moved a stool, bit by bit, with great effort, carried those eggplants into the trash can, and even kicked the trash can with his little feet.
So, the servant knew that he really didn't like eggplants.
After that, eggplant was never served on the table again.
But that was all a year ago.
Unexpectedly, after a year, Jian Xiyan still recognized it as an eggplant.
But the next moment, the four adults were silent.
Because the time has passed for so long, Jian Xiyan really doesn't recognize her very well.
— He recognized it as an eggplant, but forgot how to write it.
So Xiao Luli and the others scratched their heads, looked at his writing board, and read:
"This is Jiazi...? Brother Xiyan, what is Jiazi?"
They looked puzzled and looked at Jian Xiyan in unison, their expressions full of puzzlement.
Jian Xiyan blushed, but shook his head vigorously, indicating that he was not talking about Jiazi.
Then, he erased the word "add" with an eraser, and tried his best to recall, but he still couldn't remember how to write eggplant.
He frowned tightly, wrote "plus" again, and erased it again.
Then I wrote the word "frame", and then erased it. I wrote "Jia" of Altman Tiga, and I felt it was wrong, so I erased it again.
Just like this, I tried no less than ten typos over and over again, and then erased them.
Jian Xiyan collapsed, he pursed his mouth tightly, erased the entire sentence, and also erased the sentence "This is not a banana" above, and then started writing again.
Ten seconds later, he turned over his writing board to his friends with a sincere expression:
Yes, that's right, it's a banana.
Jian Yi: "..."
Zhang Dazhuang: "..."
Lu Junhan: "..."
Qu Sinian: "..."
Sure enough, the old saying is true, the one who defeats you will never be your enemy, but yourself.
The audience in the live broadcast room were already laughing like crazy.
"Dad, look, purple bananas!"
After the unanimous "confirmation" of the four friends, Xiao Luli is convinced that this is the purple banana.
She also said that she must let her father, who has never seen the world, also take a look at this purple banana.
As she said that, the little girl ran up to Lu Junhan holding the eggplant in her arms, as if she was hiding a big treasure, and showed him carefully: "It's beautiful, isn't it!"
Lu Junhan: "..."
[Ah, here we come, here comes the famous scene! My pear baby is holding her purple banana and yelling at her daddy!]
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