Xiao Luli was about to cry.
With a bitter face, she handed over Lu Junhan's phone sullenly.
Qu Qianqian and the others saw the bright note on the phone at a glance——
[Ugly things picked up in the trash can]
garbage can…
picked up.
Ugly!
ugly…
! ! !
Simple Western proverb: "..."
Zhang Yiming: "..."
Qu Qianqian: "..."
Photographer: "..."
The audience in the live broadcast room: "..."
Xiao Luli's eyes were red, she sucked her nose, choked up, and looked very sad.
Seeing this, Qu Qianqian clenched her small fist angrily and said:
"Uncle Lu is too much! How can you say sister Lili is ugly! Sister Lili is obviously fat! She is a fat thing!"
She paused, as if thinking of something, then shook her head and quickly denied it, saying: "No, no, sister Lili is not a thing! I think Uncle Lu is the thing, and his whole family is a thing!"
Photographer: "..."
Have you ever wondered who is included in his family? ! ! !
Zhang Yiming also shouted angrily:
"And Sister Lili is so beautiful, how could she pick it up from the trash can! I have never picked up anything like Sister Lili in the fifteen trash cans in my house!"
Jian Xiyan raised the writing board and reminded him:
Sister Lili is nothing.
Zhang Yiming scratched his head, and said hey: "I forgot, I forgot, I forgot that sister Lili is not a thing."
Photographer: "..."
It's okay, now that you howl like this, people all over the country know that Lu Li is not a thing.
Qu Qianqian flicked her fingers on the screen of Lu Junhan's mobile phone, and her small mouth chattered endlessly:
"Damn it! I have to help Sister Lili change it back!"
But it hasn't waited for Qu Qianqian to modify it.
Suddenly, a phone call came in.
The caller ID is: Professor Xu.
Qu Qianqian widened her eyes, looked at the three words she didn't know at all, and said hastily:
"Sister Lili! There's a messy person here, call your father!"
Photographer: "..."
No, if you don't know how to use idioms, don't use them indiscriminately! ! !
Zhang Yiming thought for a while, and said excitedly: "Couldn't he just want to buy our Uncle Beast!"
Jian Xi's eyes brightened, and he lifted up the writing board: "It's possible!"
Xiao Luli thought so too.
She quickly answered the phone and pressed the connect button.
Before the person opposite could speak, she asked in a childish voice:
"Uncle, are you called 'Beast'?"
Professor Xu, who was on the opposite side, suddenly heard an immature and crisp child's voice, he was stunned for a while, and then quickly reacted.
This should be the daughter Lili that Lu Junhan said just now that he would send her here to be tutored by his students.
He smiled kindly:
"Yes, I am a professor (called a beast)."
Professor Xu didn't think too much about it.
I thought it was Lu Junhan who introduced him to little Luli.
Xiao Luli's dark eyes widened. She didn't expect that the Uncle Beast they had been looking for for so long was actually in her father's phone!
The little girl said happily:
"Great! Uncle Beast, we finally found you!"
Professor Xu became "Uncle Grant" and was silent for a while, before saying:
"... You can call me Uncle Xu."
"Okay," Xiao Luli opened her black and clear eyes, and nodded obediently, "Uncle Beast, I know."
Professor Xu: "..."
Professor Xu gave up on correcting her. Seeing that it was getting late, he had an academic conference to be held later, so he directly explained the purpose of coming:
"Lili, is your father there?"
Xiao Luli looked vigilant: "Uncle Beast, why are you looking for my father?"
Professor Xu thought about the remedial class and told Xiao Luli that she probably didn't understand either.
So, he said simply: "Oh, uncle has something to discuss with your father."
Qu Qianqian over there was terrified, her eyes were red, and she whispered timidly:
"He, he must want to discuss with Uncle Lu how to sell us..."
Both Zhang Yiming and Jian Xiyan had serious expressions on their faces.
Xiao Luli obviously thought so too.
So he hurriedly said: "My father is not here!"
Professor Xu was surprised: "Then where did he go?"
"He, he, he..." The little girl racked her brains, and was about to make up a super good reason for being invincible in the universe, but she couldn't remember it, when she suddenly saw Jian Xiyan lift up the writing board, and the little girl's eyes lit up Bright, said crisply:
"He's gone to sleep!"
Professor Xu: "..."
Just take a nap, why think about it for so long
Seeing that Lu Junhan was "sleeping", Professor Xu had no choice but to ask, "Then is your Uncle Qu there?"
Anyway, Qu Sinian also planned to send the child over.
Discussing with Lu Junhan is similar to discussing with Qu Sinian.
In fact, there is nothing important, just make an appointment with Lu Junhan and the others for a specific time.
Xiao Luli hesitated for a while, looked at Qu Qianqian, Qu Qianqian made a sleeping posture, the little girl understood immediately, and said to Professor Xu:
"Uncle Qu isn't here either, he's gone to bed."
Professor Xu was stunned: "Is he sleeping too?"
"That's right!" Little Lolita said with a serious expression on her face, "He's sleeping with my dad! He's sleeping well!"
Professor Xu was silent for a while: "Then your Uncle Zhang..."
Xiao Luli hurriedly said: "He's not here either, he's gone to sleep too, and Uncle Jian, they've all gone to sleep!"
Professor Xu: "..."
Professor Xu thought for a while, and then said: "Then Lili, go and call your father, and tell him that uncle has something to do with him."
Xiao Luli said aggrievedly: "No way, uncle, if I don't dare, Dad will beat me to death."
Professor Xu took a deep breath, feeling that he was running out of patience, but Lu Junhan was really angry when he got up, and he usually had a bad temper, no wonder he was a little girl.
So he said again:
"Then go and call your Uncle Qu."
Little Luli: "..."
Xiao Luli was even more aggrieved: "No! If I call Uncle Qu, Dad will help Uncle Qu beat me to death!"
She paused, then said sadly:
"There are also Uncle Zhang and Uncle Jian. If I call them, they will beat me to death together! They are so easy to beat, they can kill him with one punch!"
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Professor Xu: "..."
Qu Qianqian was poked on the arm by Jian Xiyan, and Jian Xiyan pointed to the phone in Xiao Luli's hand, saying that they would start their previous plan.
Qu Qianqian gestured her fingers ok, then took the phone from Lu Li's hand:
"Uncle Beast, yes, I'm Qu Qianqian... Well, our father has gone to sleep, no! You can't call them, they sleep like pigs, I can't wake them up!"
After that, Qu Qianqian looked at the words written on Jian Xiyan's writing board, copied them, and said seriously: