[Hahaha, it's exactly as I expected! My father, Lu, killing fish is really like killing people. His cold expression is simply amazing!]
[Do not! Worse than killing people! I wanted to take Lili away, but I was afraid that Father Lu couldn't hold back and stabbed Lili to death when he turned around!]
[Lili, run, don't cry! ! ! Otherwise, your father will really kill the child!]
Lu Junhan endured the small mosquito-like crying in his ears, and dealt with the three live fish in his hand expressionlessly.
When he finished, Xiao Luli rubbed her wet eyes and finally stopped crying.
With only red eyes, he looked up pitifully at the fish in Dad's hand.
Lu Junhan's face was cold and stern the whole time, and his jaw was tense, until he heard the crying sound in his ear stop, his brows that had been tightly frowned just now relaxed a little.
He turned his head sideways, glanced at Xiao Luli from the corner of his eye, and saw that she was looking eagerly at the blood-stained fish in his hand, not to mention how salivating her little expression was.
When Lu Junhan looked over, she couldn't help but swallowed.
Lu Junhan: "..."
He suspected that this little fat girl was not a carp spirit at all, but a piranha.
But as long as you don't cry, it's a good thing.
Lu Junhan withdrew his gaze, rinsed the bloody fish, and threw them to Qu Sinian and the others for further pickling.
Then, Lu Junhan came back and swept the useless scarlet internal organs and bitter fish gills that had just been swept out of the fish's belly into the trash can.
At the side, little Lolita saw the trash can, as if recalling something.
In an instant, another layer of mist appeared in the black eyes.
Looking at it, I want to cry again.
Lu Junhan: "..."
Lu Junhan thought that when he killed a fish before, the little thing cried like a dead father, and seeing her staring at the fish internal organs in the trash can, he frowned and said coldly:
"These are not edible."
"No..." Little Loli sniffed, her dark eyes were watery, and she said with a choked voice, "Dad, Dad, did you really pick him up from the trash can?"
Lu Junhan: "..."
Before Lu Junhan could reply, the little girl seemed to think of something again, clenched her fists, and said angrily, "And you're still calling me ugly!!!"
Thinking of this, the little girl wanted to cry again.
She raised her hand and rubbed her eyes, and choked up another sob: "Whoa, whoa, how can I be ugly, I'm obviously very cute..."
Lu Junhan: "..."
As she said that, little Loli raised her big black, clear and watery eyes, and said with a twitch, "Dad, do you think he is cute?"
As soon as she said this, the tears in the corners of her eyes flowed down again.
Lu Junhan: "..."
Seeing that a certain chubby girl was about to cry for another half an hour.
The veins on Lu Junhan's forehead bulged, he took a deep breath, and said two cold words from his thin lips:
"… cute."
"Then why do you say that people are ugly?"
The little girl's eyes were full of tears, and the little nurse's voice was crying, "I, I'm going to be so sad, woo woo woo—"
Lu Junhan: "..."
Lu Junhan started talking nonsense with a blank face: "I was praising you."
"...Praise others?"
Xiao Luli's crying stopped abruptly, and she just looked at Lu Junhan with tears in her eyes.
"Yes," Lu Junhan washed his fingers, still expressionless: "'ugly thing' means to praise people."
other people:"… "
"Re-really?"
The little girl sniffed, tilted her head, her expression was extremely confused and tangled, "But, but there is 'ugly' in ugly things, how could it be a compliment?"
Lu Junhan just wanted to get rid of her quickly, so he casually said:
"I said yes, what nonsense!"
"All right… "
Seeing this, the little girl still believed it. Thinking that her father praised her for being cute, she had to praise her father back. If that was the case, her father would praise her again next time!
So, her eyelashes fluttered, and the little milk said happily: "Then dad, you are also an ugly thing!"
Lu Junhan: "..."
He wanted to help, but it was a waste of help, Qu Sinian and Zhang Dazhuang chased away Qu Qianqian, Zhang Yiming and Jian Xiyan who had nothing to do at the moment and came to play with Xiao Luli.
Hearing that the ugly thing was meant to be a compliment, he was stunned.
I thought, could it be that they remembered it wrong
The next second, I saw Xiao Luli circling happily, and the little skirt spread out in the shape of a beautiful flower. She held her little face and muttered happily,
"Great, I'm ugly, I'm really cute..."
Listening to her cheerful tone, I don't know, I thought that ugly things and little fairies mean the same thing!
Lu Junhan: "..."
The audience in the live broadcast room almost went crazy with laughter.
Lu Junhan was not tricked by the program team, but he was tricked by himself!
And over there, Qu Qianqian, Zhang Yiming and Jian Xiyan who rushed over hurriedly heard this and didn't want to be left behind—
Qu Qianqian hastily raised her little hand, expressing that she is actually very cute:
"Me too, me too, I'm ugly too!"
Jian Xiyan lifted the tablet and wanted to write.
Seeing this, Zhang Yiming took him by the hand, and said to Jian Xiyan: "And me and brother Xiyan! We are all ugly things!"
When Xiao Luli saw them coming, her dark eyes lit up immediately, and she ran to join her friends in a panic.
Seeing that the four "ugly things" got together again, Lu Junhan was silent for a while.
In order to avoid reminding the little fat girl of the trash can.
Lu Junhan kept silent for a rare time, and he didn't explain to them the real meaning of "ugly thing".
In order to prevent the little girl from knowing the true meaning of "ugly things" in the future, I will come up with this again.
Lu Junhan decisively unlocked the phone, tapped his fingertips, opened the address book, lowered his eyes, and directly replaced [the ugly thing picked up in the trash can] with [the little chubby girl picked up in the trash can].
Photographer: "..."
Audiences:"… "
Your daughter is right to cry.
Can you be a good person! ! !
…
On the other side, Xiao Luli, who didn't know that she was noted as a chubby girl, was crying loudly while hugging her "purple banana" that had been cut in half.
The expression was sad: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo human fruit... ”
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Qu Sinian, the murderer who killed "Banana": "..."
Watching Qu Sinian scratch off the "banana", Zhang Dazhuang as an accomplice: "..."
And, Jian Yi who was about to deal with the "banana corpse" and put oil on the grill: "..."
The three of them looked at the sad little loli silently, and then looked at Lu Junhan in unison.
Lu Junhan: "?"