In order to avoid violating the rules of the game, Jian Chenglang also reminded the little guys in the next two groups in advance:
"You can say whatever you want, but you just can't say the words on this card, you know?"
Xiao Luli hesitated, and said timidly: "Uncle... will you die if you say so?"
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Jian Chenglang: "...that's not possible."
Seeing this, Zhang Yiming yelled, "Then why can't we say it?"
Qu Qianqian also said: "That's right, uncle, our father is so stupid, if we don't tell them, they will definitely not be able to guess!"
Jian Xiyan nodded solemnly.
Not far away, the four stupid fathers who heard these words clearly: "..."
Jian Chenglang is someone who has conquered Jian Xiyan, and he knows children very well, so he said:
"Anyway, you can't say it. If you say it, uncle will deduct your money."
Sure enough, as soon as Jian Chenglang said this, the eyes of the four little guys changed.
Little Luli bent down slightly, and whispered to the other three friends: "Let's not play with him anymore, he is a bad uncle!"
The other three friends nodded solemnly.
Jian Chenglang: "..."
But the effect is still remarkable, the four little guys didn't say the word "table", but Li Jiaojiao and the others are a little older and more sensible, when they heard what Jian Chenglang said, they nodded and followed suit up.
Seeing that both groups were ready, Jian Chenglang announced that the game had officially begun.
Zhang Yiming rubbed chubby hands and shouted happily: "Dad, are you ready! We are going to start playing games!"
The words heard in Zhang Dazhuang's ears, no doubt—Dad, are you ready! You are about to go to the guillotine!
Zhang Dazhuang: "..."
Zhang Dazhuang was sitting on a chair, hugging Zhang Yiming's Transformer, trembling.
Lu Junhan, who was also sitting next to him, silently opened a candy from a small Lu pear and threw it in his mouth.
Qu Sinian sat down in his own seat, with trembling white and thin fingers, he stuffed Qu Qianqian's chocolate into his thin lips tremblingly.
Jian Yi, on the other hand, took a sip of the milk that Jian Xiyan dragged from the supermarket with a blank expression.
Compared with the lively and cheerful, chattering little guys.
The father group seemed much more lifeless.
The audience in the live broadcast room: "..."
The staff of the program group: "..."
The first round of the game begins—
Word Card: Table.
The little ones first describe a sentence.
Little Luli was very happy.
Thinking that she could help her father earn a lot of money right away and make him a very rich wolf, she was full of energy.
Just about to be the first to speak.
At this moment, Lu Junhan glanced at her expressionlessly, and said:
"Shut up! You stay until the end, let Jian Xiyan speak first."
Little Loli puffed up her white and tender face in aggrieved way, looking angrily.
Qu Sinian and the others thought so too. Obviously, Jian Xiyan was the first to say that the odds of winning were greater.
If Lu Li is the first, it is very likely that what she said, the other three will follow suit, and the whole army will really be wiped out!
Seeing the four adults all looking at him, Jian Xiyan frowned, recalled the various desks in his home, and wrote on the clipboard:
"Two words. Some have eight legs, some have one, and some have four..."
Jian Xiyan thought about the square and square coffee table in front of the TV. Usually, he would do his homework on the coffee table while watching TV, so he wrote seriously: "I prefer the one without legs."
Lu Junhan and the others were silent.
[Fuck! Lili baby, what is in their group? How come the more I listen to it, the more it looks like a ghost story?]
[Me too, some have eight legs, some have four legs, some have one leg, aren't they talking about ghosts! What's even more frightening is that Xi's younger brother actually likes those without legs! ! !]
[Two words... it's not a crab, right? The Western proverb brother likes those without legs. Does it mean that the Western proverb only likes to eat the body of the crab, not the legs of the crab? Hey, no, crabs only have six legs at most! Where did the eight legs come from! ! !]
Qu Sinian held his forehead with his hands, couldn't help it, and turned his head to Jian Yi and asked, "Is your house haunted recently?"
Jian Yi: "..."
Then there is Qu Qianqian, she has a serious face: "It's very hard and big! There are white, black, yellow..."
Lu Junhan and the others continued to remain silent.
[Very hard and big...? Woohoo, I miss it!]
[Fuck! Could it be the third leg? You see, there are white, black, and yellow, just in line with the whites, blacks, and yellows in the world, three races!]
[…? ? ? I wipe! Then I'm going to report Director Jian for being pornographic!]
[Impossible to even think about it! The third leg, where did the eight legs come from, one leg and no legs are still justified, how about eight legs and four legs...]
[Gene mutation?]
[? ? ? Seriously upstairs? If it really turned into eight legs and four legs, it would have to mutate into an alien!]
[Ah, I'm getting more and more curious! What kind of word card did the Western proverb brothers take!]
Jian Yi glanced at Qu Sinian, who was obviously thinking crooked and stiff all over, and said slowly and calmly:
"Did you watch some movies you shouldn't watch recently, and your daughter found out?"
Qu Sinian was silent for a while: "...do you think it's possible?"
Jian Yi nodded, "Then it's impossible for my house to be haunted."
Qu Sinian: "..."
Then there was Zhang Yiming, who shook his head aggressively, and said to his father hey:
"Dad, this is very simple, I just touched it! You know!"
What Zhang Yiming said was right. When he was cleaning up the trash, he wiped the table with a rag desperately!
At that time, Zhang Dazhuang was watching from the side.
Zhang Yiming thought, his father must know!
Unexpectedly, because he was misled by Qu Qianqian's words before, Zhang Dazhuang's face immediately turned green when he heard his words.
just touched...
He remembered that Zhang Yiming did go to the bathroom just now.
And when a man goes to the toilet, he usually has to help...
holding on...
Zhang Dazhuang: "..."
Zhang Dazhuang: "!!!"
Not only did Zhang Dazhuang think so, but the audience in the live broadcast room also thought wrongly.
[Fuck! Director Jian made a yellow stone hammer! ! !]
[Report report!]
[I'm sorry, Director Jian, you are not only a dog, but also very daring! ! ! Respect you are a man!]
Jian Chenglang saw that the situation was out of control, and most of the contents of the barrage were pornographic, and he was afraid that the live broadcast room would be blocked.
He had a headache and hurried out and said:
"The word cards we give are very healthy! Don't think about it!!!"
Zhang Dazhuang: "..."
The last one is Xiaolu pear.
I have heard all kinds of statements before, and she is not bad for her variety.