She walked forward with a small basket in her hands, raised her head, and her eyes were shining brightly:
"Ghost Uncle, why are you here?"
Glutton: "..."
If it wasn't for work, do you fucking think that I want to meet such a heartless and annoying person like you here!
The glutton forced a smile, and just wanted to calmly tell little Lolita that he was just passing by, and he wanted to ask Jian Xiyan for some snacks by the way.
He will leave as soon as he is finished, and he will never stay a second longer!
Even if Jian Xiyan only gave him a small piece of biscuit that he had eaten, he would accept it, as long as he can deal with the person in charge later!
But before he could say anything, the little girl rolled her eyes with a smile, and said in a crisp voice, "I see, Uncle Ghost, you are here to return my father's 21 potato chips, right?"
Glutton: "????"
The glutton was stunned. He said in shock, "Isn't it 3 pieces? Why did it become 21 pieces?"
What, did you teach yourself math? !
3=21 are all out!
Fortunately, the little girl did not learn mathematics by herself, but was taught by the kindergarten mathematics teacher.
Of course she knows that 3 is not equal to 21.
However, she explained in a low voice:
"Ghost Uncle, you returned my father's 3 pieces of potato chips, and I definitely don't want the rest of the potato chips. My aunt said that waste is not good, so you return a bag of potato chips to my father. Well, my dad would want it."
Glutton: "..."
Lu Junhan: "..."
The glutton took a deep breath and looked at her expressionlessly: "Who said I don't want the leftover potato chips?"
Not only do I want it, but I also want to eat it in front of you! !
Little Loli seemed a little shocked, she whispered: "Ghost Uncle, my father said, you can't eat food that other people have eaten, it will be very unhygienic, we children must be hygienic."
Glutton: "..."
other people:"… "
God damn us kids.
Obviously, from the little girl's point of view, Lu Junhan returned 3 potato chips, and Lu Junhan had already eaten this bag of potato chips.
As for the potato chips that Lu Junhan ate, the glutton ate them again...
Gluttony's expression looked like he had overturned his palette, turning blue and white at times.
Oh shit.
After being told by this guy, he suddenly didn't want the leftover potato chips.
It would be fine if little loli didn't say that, but after listening to her, the glutton always felt like he was eating someone else's leftovers.
Furthermore, the gluttonous ghost does not want to appear in front of netizens all over the country as a sloppy image of not paying attention to hygiene, worse than children, and eating other people's leftovers at the same time.
The glutton wanted to say that I would throw away the leftover potato chips, but suddenly remembered what the little girl said, don't waste it...
Glutton: "..."
Very good, this guy blocked the way for him.
The glutton discovered that this little girl is really a genius!
As long as she wants, there is nothing she can't achieve!
This kind of terrible words and means, I am afraid that the old fox who has been in the mall for decades may not be able to achieve it, but a three-year-old girl has achieved it. She looks stupid, but she is very shrewd inside. Lu Junhan's species.
In the end, the glutton took out a pack of tomato-flavored potato chips, and handed it to Xiao Luli, whose face was full of joy, with a complicated and awe-inspiring expression.
Seeing the little loli took it, the glutton couldn't help it, and asked:
"Did you know that I would give you a pack?"
"Ah?" Little Lolita looked confused, "Uncle Ghost, do you still want to give someone a bag?"
Glutton: "..."
ok, confirmed, this little girl is just pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!
It looks silly on the surface, but it is very smart inside!
horrible!
terrible!
The glutton took a few steps back again and again.
The little girl who didn't know that she was misunderstood as a genius, saw this, and leaned over to her father, and asked in a low voice:
"Dad, is Uncle Ghost happy again? It seems that every time he gives us snacks, he is very happy!"
Lu Junhan glanced at the terrified glutton.
With just one glance, he could tell what he was thinking.
At the beginning, he also thought that the little chubby girl was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, pretending to be stupid on purpose, but later he found out that she was a real pig, really stupid, and she was not pretending at all.
Probably really echoed the old saying, stupid people really have stupid blessings.
But Lu Junhan didn't intend to explain this to a stranger.
Hearing what the little girl said, he raised his hand and rubbed the little girl's head, and gave a faint "hmm".
Glutton: "..."
…
After paying off the debt, the glutton hurried to work.
He ran to Jian Xiyan who was packing milk, cola, and snacks into his schoolbag. Gluttons saw Jian Xiyan's performance in the secret room just now from the live broadcast room, so he didn't intend to scare Jian Xiyan .
Because Xiaozheng was not afraid of ghosts at all, the large group of ghosts inside couldn't scare him, let alone him, a little glutton.
If you can't come hard, you can only outsmart it.
Considering that children are generally kind and soft at heart, Jian Xiyan may have been smart and sensible in the secret room, but he is only a three-year-old child, and his compassion must be overflowing.
So, the glutton made a pitiful look, his voice choked up: "Little friend, can you give uncle some snacks? Uncle hasn't eaten for three days..."
Before the word "Xi" was uttered, Xiao Luli over there put her newly acquired potato chips into her small basket. Seeing that the glutton had gone to Xi's younger brother, she thought for a while , also ran over.
I didn't pay attention to what the gluttonous ghost was saying, but happily introduced to Jian Xiyan:
"Brother Xiyan, this is Uncle Ghost. Let me tell you, he has a lot of snacks on him. He can give you whatever you want!"
As she said that, Little Loli pointed to the basket over there, and said, "The snacks I gave you before and the ones in my basket were all given to me by Uncle Ghost, he is so nice! "
Glutton: "..."
i fucking...
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy.
…
Finally, under the guidance of Sister Lili, Jian Xiyan found a bunch of snacks from the glutton.
Then, in front of the glutton, one by one, they packed them into their small schoolbags.
Immediately afterwards, he carried his bulging schoolbag on his back, and followed Xiao Lu Li, who was also full of snacks, down the stairs to the second floor.
The corridor on the third floor, the greedy ghost who was looted: "..."
I hate you! ! ! ! !
…
Xiao Luli and Jian Xiyan had planned to knock on the door and ask Qu Qianqian and Zhang Yiming to open it.
But the group of them had just arrived at the corridor on the second floor, and only heard a "click".
Qu Sinian happened to crack the door code of the secret room.
With a helpless and distressed face, he came out of the innermost secret room, holding Qu Qianqian who was so frightened that tears flowed down his face.