Lan Xi, Qu Sinian and others: "..."
They seriously suspected that the little girl might be dragged out by her father to beat her later.
But Lu Junhan seemed to be tired of teaching the little girl, he casually leaned on the sofa, didn't say much, just glanced at her, and directly said lightly:
"Just to teach you how to be a good person."
The little loli stared round her dark eyes.
"Then I have to learn! I have to be a good person! I have to be a good person with my father!"
The little girl stopped crying immediately, but became happy again.
Her face was full of joy, her dark eyes were shining brightly, as if she couldn't bear it anymore, she hugged Lu Junhan's arm with her small hands, and said in a sticky voice:
"Father, I really like this 'ideological and moral cultivation'..."
Lu Junhan frowned, but said nothing.
Of course he knew that this little chubby girl would like it, otherwise, he wouldn't have been so full just now, forcing her to memorize those 6 words.
However, in the next second, I saw the little loli over there clenched her fists tightly, and said in a childlike voice: "This ideological and moral cultivation must be a good homework! I will do more of it later! Fuck it!"
Lu Junhan: "..."
Lan Xi, Qu Sinian and others: "..."
no.
You are young.
Only three years old!
Don't drive on the highway indiscriminately!
What's more, how wronged you are for cultivating ideology and morality, and you are going to kill me!
Not only Xiao Luli, Qu Qianqian and the others over there also wrote down the words "ideological and moral cultivation".
They also think that this is a good homework, and they must do more of it later, and it is best to do it to death!
Therefore, all four of them were looking forward to Lan Xi's next homework lecture.
Lan Xi: "..."
Is it too late for her to change a homework right now
But I have to say that compared with other homework, the homework of the course of ideological and moral cultivation is the simplest.
Unlike other assignments, you need to write a lot on it, you need to flip through the textbooks from time to time, you need to think deeply, and sometimes, you even need a lot of calculations.
The homework of ideological and moral cultivation is directly completed by parents and children.
After all, there were many, many uncommon characters in the exercise book, and Xiao Luli, who was only three years old, couldn't understand them at all.
At this time, parents are needed to translate for them.
The questions in the exercise book are basically multiple-choice questions and judgment questions. You don’t need to test your ability to read, which will naturally be taught in a special Chinese class. The test of your ideological and moral cultivation is to see whether you are active in thinking and whether you are kind or not. , whether he is upright or not, whether his heart is dark or not.
In a way, it is very similar to psychological test questions.
After the parents translated the jerky questions to the little ones in the most common words, Xiao Luli and the others chose the answer they thought was correct.
Finally, fill it in and the question is complete.
Moreover, the topics inside are very simple.
Seeing the old lady fall, do you want to help her? This kind of mentally handicapped question can basically be answered as long as a normal person has no criminal tendencies, no anti-social personality, and is not born with a dark heart.
Lan Xi glanced at the questions in the workbook, curled the corners of her mouth, and immediately felt full of confidence.
Qu Sinian looked at it for a while, couldn't hold back, probed over, and said to Lu Junhan:
"Old Lu, I don't know why, but I always have a bad feeling."
Zhang Dazhuang looked serious: "Me too."
Jian Yi was still concise and to the point: "Same."
Lu Junhan: "..."
In fact, the little guys are quite cute.
Simple questions, as soon as they are taught, they will understand, and they don't ask too many questions, not to mention how worry-free they are.
But the little ones don't understand the questions they don't understand, or the more difficult questions, and they have a hundred thousand whys. In this way, it is easy to drive people crazy.
Qu Sinian thought about the degree of difficulty of the topic of moral cultivation, and felt that he should have thought too much.
Soon, Qu Sinian and the others knew that their hunch was right.
Lan Xi glanced at the four little guys who were listening to the class seriously.
Directly translated the title of the first question in the most common and straightforward words.
Probably in order to let the little ones have a sense of substitution for this kind of ideological and moral cultivation questions, the first question is about parents.
Lan Xi thought that three of these four little guys had no mothers, so she simply omitted the mothers inside:
"One day, your father sent you to the kindergarten, and you were walking on the road, and suddenly saw an old woman in front of you accidentally fell down..."
Xiao Luli raised her little hand and corrected: "Auntie, my father never sent anyone to kindergarten, it was all sent by the driver uncle!"
Lu Junhan: "..."
Lan Xi: "..."
Qu Qianqian: "That's right, besides, we are traveling by car, and we haven't even crossed the road!"
Qu Sinian: "..."
Zhang Yiming: "Well! I haven't met an old lady either!"
Zhang Dazhuang: "..."
Jian Xiyan raised the tablet blankly: I met one a few days ago, but she didn't fall down.
Jian Yi: "..."
Lanxi: "..."
Xiao Luli seemed to understand, and the little milk said crisply: "I know! Auntie Tangzhu must want us to call Dad to send us to kindergarten in the future!"
Qu Qianqian also understood now: "Then don't ride in a car, just walk!"
Zhang Yiming slapped his forehead: "That's right, so we can meet the old lady on the way as we walk!"
Jian Xiyan raised the clipboard: If she doesn't fall, we will push her over there, so she will fall.
Xiao Luli and the others had sparkling eyes, and nodded repeatedly: "Hmm!"
Four dads: “…”
The four hall masters: "..."
In the future, when the old grandma sees you, let alone fall down, she might have to run fast!
It's just a bunch of people who don't behave!
Lan Xi supported her forehead and said to herself, you guys are so fucking good at perfecting the topic, if the topic mentions the atomic bomb, don't you guys have to make an atomic bomb first! !
After all, it was the first question, and Lan Xi could still hold on, so she just took a few deep breaths, and she didn't want to hit the child so much.
She quickly turned on the video on her mobile phone, turned it on at five times the speed, and quickly learned how the teacher taught the class,
A minute later, she turned off the video and began to dutifully simulate the image of a teacher.
She imitated the teacher in the video and smiled as much as possible:
"This is just an assumption, that is, you only need to imagine the picture, it's the same as reading a storybook, it's not true."
"story book?"
Xiao Luli tilted her head.
"Yes," Lan Xi saw that she was a bit on the right track, and knew that it would not be a problem at all to deal with this little tiger girl and the other three.
"Are there any small stories in the story books you read before? This is a small story."