The story of this little guy's so-called father usually starts with "Once upon a time, there was a father" and ends with "Later, father died, and the death was so miserable".
Ever since little Luli learned how to tell stories from Lu Junhan.
"Once upon a time, there was a man, and later, he died"
becomes—
"Once upon a time, there was a father, and later, he died"
In such a short few months, Lu Junhan had heard about twenty times of various ways of his own death.
There are all kinds of strange things to die, and none of them are normal.
Either they are cute to death, or they are beautiful to death, or they have eaten a lot of food and are stuffed to death.
Lu Junhan is crazy to tell a story and curse himself like this.
What's more, he is not a storyteller. He told this little thing a few times before, but it was because she was ugly, stupid and pitiful. Sometimes, crying was annoying, but this time, Lu Junhan didn't intend to Then accommodate her.
After the new year, this little thing is already four years old, not too young, and it's time to teach her to be independent.
Lu Junhan completely ignored the little girl, pulled the chair beside the bed and sat down.
"Then think about it!"
His tall and slender body leaned back, stretched out his long legs wrapped in ironed suit pants, just looking at the expectant little man on the bed with his eyes, and said in a cold voice:
"Hurry up and sleep! There is everything in the dream!"
Little Loli frowned, and puffed up her face angrily. It was difficult for her to be dismissed when she was sick:
"I don't want to think about it! I don't want to dream either! People just want to hear it! If they hear the story of 'Dad', they will definitely sleep well!"
Lu Junhan glanced at her and sneered, "If I beat you up, you can sleep very well, do you want to try?"
"..."
Xiao Luli said angrily: "No! He is sick, if you beat him, you will really beat him to death! If you beat him to death, you will have no daughter."
Lu Junhan: "If you don't want to die, then sleep with you quickly."
"But Lili wants to listen to stories, and she can only fall asleep after listening to the stories of 'Dad'..."
Lu Junhan: "..."
Lu Junhan took a deep breath, his eyes darkened, and regardless of whether she was still sick, he planned to teach her to be independent from now on.
His eyebrows and eyes were cold, and he said coldly: "Do you know how old you are now?"
The little girl nodded, and said obediently: "I know! Lili is 301 years old now, and she is one year older! She is a big child."
Lu Junhan: "..."
Forget it, as far as this IQ is concerned, he obviously can't teach it, so it's better to wait until he is five years old.
Little Loli tilted her head, her clear eyes were full of doubts: "Father, why are you asking this?"
Lu Junhan: "..."
"It's nothing!" The topic came back again, Lu Junhan: "Sleep with you."
In fact, the little girl also discovered that as long as she sleeps, she doesn't feel any pain in her head, and she doesn't seem to be sick much after she wakes up.
Although sleep is good, she still wants to hear stories!
She hasn't listened to her father tell stories for a long time, she used to tell her father!
But my father was very bad, and he would beat her when she told him stories.
Before her father told her a story, she didn't even hit him!
The potion that the little girl took has the ingredients of making people sleepy and drowsy. At this moment, although the little girl is still arguing to listen to the story, she rubbed her eyes with her little hand and yawned from time to time, obviously starting to feel drowsy Yes, Lu Junhan can wait a little longer.
Lu Li couldn't hold on any longer, she would naturally fall asleep.
But looking at her watery and expectant eyes, with indescribable trust and eagerness in them, Lu Junhan pursed his thin lips, and finally opened his mouth expressionlessly:
"Once upon a time, there was a father, and later, he s—"
As soon as the little Lolita heard the familiar opening remarks, she knew that it was her favorite story to listen to and tell. Suddenly her dark eyes shone brightly, and the whole sick person seemed much more refreshed. The little brows and eyes are full of joy.
Lu Junhan, who originally planned to make a quick decision and brutally kill himself, so that this little annoying man could go to bed early after listening to the story, saw this, for some reason, paused, and suddenly changed the topic:
"—he didn't die, he also gave birth to a daughter named Annoying Jing, one day, Annoying Jing accidentally caught a cold, and clamored to listen to stories, and couldn't go to sleep if he didn't listen to stories..."
Lu Junhan's voice was cold, and his tone was very, very calm, without any ups and downs, without any ups and downs, as if he was a cold, emotionless reciting software, and even some reciting software was more emotional than his recitation.
But the little girl was holding the quilt in her small hands, her eyes were fixed, and she was fascinated by what she heard.
Suddenly, she widened her big black eyes, and the little milk said happily to Lu Junhan:
"Father, this annoying spirit is just like Lili, she also has to listen to a story before she can sleep."
Lu Junhan gave a faint "um".
"Then what?"
The little girl opened her big round deer-like eyes and asked curiously, "Did the annoying man's father tell stories to the annoying man?"
Lu Junhan turned on and off the metal lighter with his slender, fair fingers. He raised his eyelids and calmly said, "No."
"what?"
The man met the little loli's clear eyes, and said unhurriedly: "Annoyance's father thought that Annoyance was too annoying. He always wanted to listen to stories and never slept, so he beat her to death."
Little Lolita: "..."
Little Lolita: "!!!!"
The little girl huddled her head in the quilt, quietly revealing a pair of black bright eyes, she whispered: "Father, Lili doesn't listen to stories anymore, she wants to sleep."
Lu Junhan curled his thin lips, and said softly, "Sleeping so soon?"
The little girl nodded.
Lu Junhan showed mercy: "Go to sleep."
Little Loli seemed to be relieved, and let go of the quilt with her little hands.
Before going to sleep, she seemed to have thought of something, quietly opened her eyes again, and asked cautiously and anxiously:
"Dad, do you find him annoying?"
Lu Junhan laughed angrily when he saw her vigilant look of "Father, if you say I'm annoying, I won't sleep, otherwise people will be afraid that you will kill me while I'm sleeping".
"Don't bother! Sleep with you now!"
Lu Li's eyes lit up, and now she hugged her little quilt and fell asleep peacefully.
Lu Junhan got up and bent down to get her a quilt, tore off the towel from her forehead, and changed into a new one.
After finishing, he raised his eyes to see that there was still half a bottle of medicine, and adjusted the speed of the infusion to the slowest with his fingers, before going out the door.
Downstairs, Song Qingwan and the others are already having lunch.
Seeing Lu Junhan coming down, Song Qingwan asked, "Is Lili asleep?"
Lu Junhan: "Just slept."
"That's fine."