"Look at yourself, you are such an adult, why don't you let your grandfather worry so much!"
Mr. Wang sighed: "No matter what, it's better to live in someone else's house than your own."
Yu Zheng's calm and calm dark eyes were a little fierce, and he was about to speak out in a deep voice, saying, "It's none of your fucking business, what are you, you care so much."
Usually even the old man can't control him, so what kind of person is this person.
Do you think that after being a plastic comrade with the old man for several years, you feel that you are already a character
But before Yu Zheng sneered and opened his mouth, the little girl in the green skirt over there became anxious when she saw someone saying that her father and her family were not good.
She trotted over with short legs, and the crystal crown on her head almost fell off. While supporting the crown with her little hand, she said hurriedly:
"Grandpa Dog, our family is very good! Really, it's a thousand times better than yours, ten thousand times! Moreover, the good uncle can also save worry, so much more worry-free than Lili, a little bit He is not picky eaters, and has never been beaten to death by my father, in short, he is super obedient!"
Yu Zheng: "..."
As soon as he heard that address, Mr. Wang's face turned livid, and he roared directly: "You dare to call me Grandpa Dog again!"
Little Loli frowned in distress: "But 'Grandpa Dog' isn't your name, Grandpa Dog?"
Mr. Wang said coldly, "No!"
The little girl hesitated for a while, and asked in a tangled up manner: "Then they don't call you Grandpa Dog, what do they call you?"
Mr. Wang said coldly: "Follow you!"
Xiao Luli thought for a while and said, "...that's great."
Seeing her being so upbeat, Mr. Wang's expression softened a little, but in the next second, it darkened fiercely again.
Little Lolita hurriedly said again: "Grandpa Pig, are you going to take the good uncle away? Is it okay not to take him away? Because, because if the good uncle leaves, in the future, when eating, No one will help me eat green vegetables!"
Yu Zheng: "???"
Dare I still be a tool man
Mr. Wang was almost blown up by the sound of "pig", "Don't call me a pig!"
"They didn't call you a 'pig'," the little girl looked at him eagerly with her big black and clear eyes, she looked so good, she said in a soft voice:
"People call it Grandpa Pig..."
Mr. Wang: "..."
Mr. Wang suspected that she did it on purpose again!
Just to embarrass him in public!
Otherwise, why are there pigs besides dogs!
Mr. Wang gritted his teeth, forced himself to pretend he didn't hear, and said to Yu Zheng:
"By the way, haven't you been divorced recently? Just in time, your grandfather asked me to find you some nice girls. Let's see when you have time. I'll take you to meet them. I promise you will like them!"
Lu Anran felt a prick in her heart, pursed her lips, and said nothing.
Yu Zheng's cold and hard face instantly became gloomy, and he was already thinking about what color sack he should find for the grumpy Mr. Wang later!
"A good uncle won't like it,"
The little girl straightened her body, patted herself with her little hands, and the little milk said happily:
"He only likes girls like her, and he even said that he wants to give birth to a girl like her!"
The tense and cramped atmosphere dissipated without a trace.
With a slight smile on the corner of Lu Anran's mouth, she raised her hand and rubbed the little girl's cute little head.
Seeing this, Yu Zheng raised his eyebrows: "Yes, it's just like her, you go find it."
Mr. Wang was choked instantly.
I'm talking about girls in their twenties, not this little milk baby who is only three or four years old!
What's the use of finding it, and you can't go on a blind date.
Mr. Wang had nothing to say, but the little girl seemed to have remembered something, looked at him with bright eyes, and stretched out her white and tender little hand:
"Grandpa Pig, you don't seem to have given anyone any red envelopes yet!"
Seeing her stinky and shameless appearance, Mr. Wang almost jumped in anger!
You are calling me a dog every sentence, or a pig, I have become a beast, and my mother has to give you a red envelope
dream!
Don't even think about it!
If I give you the red envelope, I will really be a pig! ! !
ten minutes later-
The little girl got the red envelopes that belonged to Mr. Liu, Mr. Xu and Mr. Wang as she wished, and then she hugged those red envelopes and went back to her father to show off, contented and happy.
After watching the whole process, Song Qingwan murmured: "Lili... is too strong."
Lu Qidong took a deep breath: "Yeah, I just talked about twenty non-stop. The red envelopes owed to Lili by the three grandfathers were not returned, and in the end they were beaten to death, strangled to death, starved to death, It's just a story of dying of thirst, crying to death, and laughing to death."
Mr. Wang was pestered by the little girl.
In fact, the little girl is very happy. If Grandpa Pig doesn't give her the red envelope, she can always tell him the story of how the grandfather owed the red envelope and didn't pay it back!
It's just a pity that Grandpa Zhu hastily threw the red envelope to her when she told the tenth story that he was beaten to death by five people.
But it's okay!
She also has two great-grandfathers!
Although Grandpa Niu scolded her and her father for being ugly before, she also stepped on him and it was a tie. Therefore, Grandpa Niu is still qualified to listen to her story now.
The happiest thing is that Grandpa Niu and Grandpa Xu are sitting together. The two of them can listen to her stories together, and they won't like to walk around like Grandpa Wang.
Mr. Liu and Mr. Xu, who was about to recover, planned to hold on.
After all, it's just a few stories, and it's not really killing them, but after hearing ten stories about their various bizarre ways of dying.
They couldn't hold it back at all, and the apex of their hearts kept trembling violently.
Because, it's too real.
Mr. Liu and the others don't know that the seal in Little Lolita's body has begun to loosen. The previous death stories are indeed so effective, at most it makes people want to beat her.
But with the blessing of soul power, the little girl's story fell into the ears of Mr. Liu and the others, just like a real story.
From here, the signs of the Spirit Speaker have already been seen for the first time.
Moreover, in order to tell her own story well, the little girl deliberately lowered her voice, creating a terrifying atmosphere in a nervous manner.
So, one of her stories came down.
Mr. Liu and the others felt deeply frightened and flustered, as if in the story, their death methods would all be fulfilled one by one.
Not to mention them, even Mr. Qin and the others felt that the little girl was eloquent and she was a genius in creating the atmosphere.
For some reason, a story in a few words, even people like them who have come through the hail of bullets and bloody wind, feel hairy in their hearts.
If they hadn't known that the little girl was only four years old, they would all have wondered if she had learned some very advanced psychological hypnotism.
Talking is too deceptive.
…
Old Master Yu had found Yu Zheng before, but he ran away, and he was about to explode in anger in the banquet hall.
It was not easy to hear someone say that Yu Zheng seemed to have slipped into the reception room on the second floor.
He went upstairs angrily.
Before entering the door, from a long distance, he saw three people slumped on chairs like dead dogs.
However, Lu Li and Mr. Lu disappeared, apparently they had already left.
At this moment, Mr. Yu heard Mr. Qin and the others ask beside Mr. Liu and the others:
"Lao Xu, Lao Liu, Lao Wang, Lao Lu asked me to ask you, what do you think of that little girl Lu Li?"
The three old men Xu, Liu, and Wang were still immersed in their various ways of death, unable to break free for a long time, and stared blankly ahead.
But when they heard this question suddenly, they suddenly came back to their senses.
Then with a firm face, they raised their thumbs up in unison, expressing that the girl is very nice, and they like it very, very much.
I just hope that she won't come to them again! ! !
Mr. Yu: "..."
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What happened in his absence