Facts have proved that the gentle and patient line of tenderness and loving father is not very suitable for a certain father surnamed Lu.
Obviously, it is more suitable for him to express his personal opinion on his lack of money to marry a wife with practical actions.
Sure enough, after hitting the little girl all over the ground and covering her head, crying loudly, Lu Junhan's breath was finally relieved a lot.
And although the little girl was beaten very badly, but after hearing her father's promise that she would only have one daughter in this life, she would not buy another daughter, let alone have another daughter, she immediately stared round Eyes, I was so happy that I even forgot how to cry.
Just looking up at her tear-stained white face, her limp body hugging Lu Junhan's leg, the sweet and sticky little voice said: "Dad, Lili loves you so much", "You are this The best and best dad in the world!"
The Qu Si Nian next to me is almost sour to the essence of lemon essence.
But Jian Yi had already moved her sight away, shielded her hearing, and planned to see nothing and hear nothing.
He was afraid that if he continued watching, he would really drag Jian Xiyan to undergo a sex reassignment operation, turning him into a girl completely.
Fortunately, Qu Sinian and the others didn't have too much trouble, and the show started soon.
The theme of the third episode is "Survival in the Wild".
As the name suggests, the 6 groups of guests must spend the night on the top of the mountain, and the program group will not provide any means of transportation for the 6 groups of guests on the way. The guests can only walk along the cement mountain road from the foot of the mountain to the mountain.
Fortunately, this mountain is not too high. There is probably a temple on the mountain. During the Chinese New Year, many people will go up the mountain to pray for blessings. For the convenience of pedestrians, it has been repaired to be wide, stable and safe. cement pavement.
Even if you really walk on foot, at the slowest and slowest, an hour is enough to reach the top of the mountain.
Of course, the level difficulty set by the program group is not on the way up the mountain.
but...
Jian Chenglang clenched his fist and coughed lightly.
The audience in the live broadcast room seemed to withdraw, "Director Jian is so guilty, there must be nothing good later!" under the screen barrage.
Facing several groups of luggage that had been confiscated by the program crew, he briefly introduced himself to the now light-clad guest.
Of course, this introduction is naturally aimed at the newcomer Liu Peng's group.
Then Jian Chenglang said with a smile:
"I think you all know the mission of this period. You will walk to the mountain later, we will spend the night on the mountain, wait until the next day, and then come down from the mountain. The mission is complete. However, before going up the mountain, Let's play a game first."
Qu Sinian noticed that after Jian Chenglang's words, Lu Junhan's expression darkened slightly.
Before he had time to ask, Qu Sinian soon knew why Lu Junhan had such an ugly expression.
Because this game...
It is also very, very exhausting for Dad.
Qu Sinian: "..."
Jian Chenglang's game is very similar to "Draw My Guess", but it is more difficult than "Draw My Guess".
The 6 groups of guests are divided into two groups, and the program group will give each group of guests a line or a story.
Then 6 people passed on the story one after another until the last person who repeated the lines most accurately and had the most correct words won the group.
And the big group that wins can get the right to choose tents first.
Qu Sinian took a look at the 6 tents brought by the program group. The best tent is a very cute giraffe tent. It does not need to be built by hand, and the inside is very spacious and firm. It is undoubtedly a luxurious villa in the room.
As for the worst tent, the brackets were fragmented, and the fabric of the tent was also inferior and rough tent fabric that was not waterproof at all. If the weather was bad and it rained, it would not be able to live in at all.
At the same time, the built space is very narrow, it is a small square, and it can barely accommodate a child. Even if the child really lives in it, the limbs are not easy to stretch. Naturally, if adults want to squeeze in, I am afraid that they will The tent exploded immediately!
You can see how small it is.
It is also enough to show how insane the program group is.
Qu Sinian, who originally wanted to abstain from the game to save his life as soon as he heard the rules of the game, had no choice but to bite the bullet in order not to live in the square at night.
And Jian Yi and Lu Junhan had beaten Jian Chenglang back.
Producer:"… "
Since the boss above had been dismissed by Jian Yi and Lu Junhan, in order not to delay the filming process, the producer directly took out 8 cardboard line cards for the guests to draw.
And the guests at the beginning of each group must be children.
The first person in Lu Li's group to communicate was Qu Qianqian.
Obviously, this was seriously and carefully analyzed by the fathers. The whole process took less than two seconds, and the most simple and rude method of elimination was used—
Putting Lu Li in the first place is undoubtedly the trend of the team's downfall, while Jian Xiyan can't speak, writes slowly, and is likely to fight with his father behind him, which also leads to the team's downfall.
After much deliberation, only Qu Qianqian was left.
The producer gave Qu Qianqian the line card No. 3 that she had drawn, and told her: "You only have 30 seconds to memorize, hurry up."
Qu Qianqian had already understood the rules of the game, nodded, and turned over the drawn card, and saw a large section densely packed with words written in pinyin:
[Xiaoming has a father named Xiaotian, who is very tall. This day, Xiaotian ate 2 eggs, a piece of bread, and 2 cups of milk for breakfast, and ate two bowls of vegetable rice and a bowl of old hen stew for lunch. In the afternoon, he also drank a large glass of Coke. I bought a big red apple, and when I was bored, I also watched the TV series "My Dad"...]
There is also a long description about dinner and bed at the back, before Qu Qianqian has time to finish it, thirty seconds is up.
The producer took the card back and asked Qu Sinian, who was behind Qu Qianqian, to take off his earplugs and blindfold, and listen to Qu Qianqian describe it to him.
The time described is one minute.
Qu Qianqian looked at the back and forgot about the front, frowning, racking her brains and saying:
"my dad… "
Qu Sinian: "..."
?
Playing so big as soon as you come up
The audience in the live broadcast room almost went crazy with laughter:
[Xiao Ming: Return my father! !]
[Hahaha, that's right, the card clearly says Xiao Ming's father! How did he become the actor of Qu!]
"Watching TV," Qu Qianqian clearly remembered the latter part, "The TV I was watching was "My Dad."
Qu Sinian: "..."
[I feel that the actor Qu has a confused look on his face. Hahaha. Is this the so-called I look at myself?]
[No, King Actor Qu thinks that Baby Qianqian is talking about the "My Dad" TV show, right?]