Ji Yan is happy.
Yin Xuezuo really understood her so well, how did he know she wanted to beat someone, Ji Yan rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward happily, Yin Xuezuo took a few steps back, hugged his arms and leaned against the tree on the side, spared He watched with interest how Ji Yan planned to beat people.
Ji Yan beats people up and is very easy to let go.
She kicked the man's stomach a few times, and then rode on the man's body. She slapped her face from side to side. The loud slap made Yin Xuezuo excited. The man was slapped in the face, and the man's nose was bruised and swollen in an instant, and his nose bleeds.
"Tell you to scold me! Does it feel good to be a waste! It's cool! Ah!"
"Come on! Keep scolding!"
"Mother, this is not called waste! This is called yes! Come on! Mountain!"
"Come on! Call Dad! Calling Dad won't slap you in the face~"
In a non-modern society, beating people is not illegal, Ji Yan is really crazy to vent.
She beats people with her fists the most, and Ji Yan's strength is not too strong, so she can't beat anyone to death, but the insult is full of insults. Madly calling her dad.
"Call Ji Dad!"
"Ji... Ji Dad... "
"Not loud enough! Come again!"
"... Daddy Ji!"
Ji Yan rolled up his sleeves and beat him up and sweated, and even his fists were so hot that it hurt. He almost felt that he was enjoying himself, so he stood up and rested for a while. The man curled up in a ball and couldn't stop begging for mercy. Just as he was about to lift his foot and step on his neck, he was stopped by Ji Yan.
Ji Yan said, "I've already vented, so don't kill him. Just erase this memory of him. He will be his 'trash' in the future, and no one will suspect me."
Yin Xuezuo snorted and pulled his hand away, but the end of his eyes lifted up with interest. He looked at her, his eyes gleaming, "You just asked him to call you... Dad? What do you mean?"
Ji Yan had a tangled face, thought about it, and reluctantly explained: "What does it mean to be called Dad, you can barely understand that the other party is convinced of me, that I am the eldest brother, and that he is the grandson of the turtle."
She didn't know if she had explained it right. In fact, she used to joke with her roommates, and often said that she had to call her father if she helped bring a meal, but it was just a joke.
Ji Yan is simply hilarious.
Yin Xuezuo pondered for a while, and suddenly said to Ji Yan, "My name is Dad." He pointed at the man on the ground, "Otherwise I will kill him."
Ji Yan: "???"
No, boss, do you learn and use it like this
Ji Yan looked at his expression instantly brilliant, Yin Xuezuo's expression was very excited, and impatiently urged her, "Quick, call Dad."
Call... call a fart!
Yin Xuezuo is too good at taking advantage of her!
Ji Yan took a step back with a toothache on his face. Yin Xuezuo became a little impatient to wait, and a cluster of flames ignited from his fingertips, and he was about to burn the man to ashes.
You can't really kill people indiscriminately, Ji Yan's brain twitched, and she actually murmured "Dad".
The voice was weak, but Yin Xuezhuo could not hear a word.
Yin Xuezuo raised his chin and looked at her with a smile, "Not bad."
He looked proud, even excited, with a look of "you made me a father for nothing", and he seemed to feel very good about himself.
Ji Yan looked at him without words.
You are awesome.
Yin Xuezuo seems to like the title "Dad" very much.
Later, Ji Yan helped everywhere, jumping back and forth like a little hamster, Yin Xuezuo slowly followed behind her, coming to harass her from time to time, insisting that she be called Dad.
He was really bored. Ji Yan didn't know why he was so happy with each other. He insisted on listening to her call all the time. If she didn't call, he would turn his face on the spot.
Ji Yan was originally cowardly and did not dare to confront the devil.
Just... Being frequently taken advantage of by him, Ji Yan also tried to make it clear to him: "Actually, the word father has another meaning, which is the meaning of father. You don't want to be my father, right?"
Yin Xuezuo: "You lied."
Ji Yan: "… "
Yin Xuezuo saw through her expression, her brows were raised, and she sneered and exposed her conspiracy: "You just don't want to call me dad."
Ji Yan: "… "
Her broken mouth, her bowels are blue with regret.
Why do you have to explain to him seriously what a father is in the first place
She should say daddy means grandson, and then he may call her daddy every day.
When Ji Yan hesitated, Yin Xuezuo stood in front of her again, pinching her face in dissatisfaction and insisting on her calling.
After Ji Yan finished calling, he looked as if he had been smoothed out and disappeared in place, and he would come back to harass her after a while.
Have fun.
Ji Yan: The mental age of this guy is definitely ten years old.
Yin Shisui changed from being keen on killing people to being keen on teasing Ji Yan, and now he is addicted to asking Ji Yan to call him Dad. Ji Yan thought he was already tossing around enough, but he didn't expect that he could occasionally make a bad scene.
For example, when Ji Yan suddenly saw a very beautiful wild flower on the side of the road, and was squatting and admiring it, Yin Xuezuo would suddenly comment on "ugly".
Ji Yan climbed the city wall, Yin Xuezuo said, "It's too slow."
Ji Yan gasped tiredly, Yin Xuezuo said, "Tsk tsk tsk."
Ji Yan: "..." She really wanted to gag his mouth.
Who is the most talkative, who is the more noisy, he is so lonely, does he have to show up for a while to brush his presence
What about his initial coldness
Wasn't he very reluctant to pay attention to her at first
keep it up!
Ji Yan: I'm so angry, but keep smiling.
Before Ji Yan smiled for a long time, Yin Xuezhuo was so angry again that he broke down.
It was a sunny day, and Ji Yan saw a loving couple.
It was a female disciple and a male disciple, both of them were wearing Taixuanmen clothes, sitting and resting together.
Ji Yan is single as a mother and child. Every time she sees this kind of loving couple, she will consciously avoid it, but the couple in the fantasy world is not an ordinary couple. When the man takes out a treasure box, he casts a spell to summon the When the little spirit moth, Ji Yan was really shown.
"I feel that they are so affectionate, and they belong to the same sect. I guess they are childhood sweethearts. They are in love with each other." Ji Yan couldn't help but sigh.
The surrounding black air flickered, and Yin Xuezhuo came out of the void for the first time ever.
He glanced coldly at the couple, and snorted: "Love? It's just an appearance. This woman is definitely using him to get a lot of benefits. When she meets someone with a higher cultivation base and a better appearance in the future, she will definitely It is to look for a new love in a blink of an eye. If you are more ruthless, you will use the other party's sincerity to pave the way for yourself. The road to immortality is extremely long. , but instead fulfilled others."
Ji Yan: "..." He arranged a good love story like this.
You can write it so well, why don't you write it
Ji Yan felt that his thoughts were too extreme. Just like the women in martial arts she had seen before, once he was hurt by a man, he kept saying, "There is no good thing for men in the world". What is more powerful? Anti-Men League.
After he couldn't be hurt by Yin Miaorou, he felt that the whole world was Yin Miaorou.
This kind of thinking is unacceptable.
She couldn't help but say: "Actually... There are really beautiful feelings in this world. In addition to love, there are also friendships and family relationships. You haven't met them, but that doesn't mean they haven't. Not everyone is just for taking advantage of them. , we still have to look at the problem from two sides..."
Yin Xuezhuo's black eyes were cold, and he sneered: "Innocent."
Is she naive? ? Ji Yan's eyes widened in disbelief and stared at him, "How can I be naive? You can't predict the future, how do you know that they have no good results? If everyone did not have good results, wouldn't people be extinct long ago?"
Yin Xuezuo raised a finger, his eyes darkened, and he said sadly: "If I kill them, they will have no good results."
"No!" Ji Yan jumped in front of him and stopped him in fright, stomping her feet angrily, "You are cheating at all, you just can't tell me, that's why you are cheating, aren't you?"
Yin Xuezhuo lowered her eyelids and looked at her condescendingly.
His expression was as cold as ice.
Ji Yan gradually began to lack confidence, but she still insisted on looking at him.
After a long while, Yin Xuezuo suddenly narrowed his eyes, and said "boring" impatiently. The expression on his face that he didn't bother to care about her disappeared in place.
Ji Yan: ? ? ? Who the hell is bored
The author has something to say: Yin Xuezhuo: It's not that I can't say enough about her, I'm just too lazy to care about her.
Ji Yan: Gee.