After the story was finished, after a brief silence, Xiao Tao bent over, "Oh, my stomach..." Laughing wildly.
Yu Dushi was still covered with white gauze, her body was motionless, but the thin white gauze floated quietly, she was holding back, panting heavily.
Xiao Tao laughed for a long time, then pulled Yu Dushi's plain hand and said, "Dushi, this person, this person, too, too..."
"vulgar!"
Yu Dushi managed to catch his breath and scolded.
Xiao Tao thought to Xu Yi, "She's just a dead duck with a stubborn mouth, I think she's almost suffocating, is there any more, hurry up."
Xiao Tao has also heard many jokes, but when there was such a large-scale, the current fashion, which woman dared to say such a thing, and even scared the robbers to flee in a hurry, this huge contrast is too choking.
Xu Yi was also angered when he fell into the sand twice in a row, "A few days ago, when I was patrolling Wusun City, I encountered such a strange thing. Yongli chased away a famous flower thief, at that time, the flower thief was molesting a young girl, Wu Ma yelled angrily, and jumped on her. The flower thief ran away in shock."
"At that time, I didn't understand. How can a valiant and extraordinary flower-picking thief be driven away by just a cook named Wu Ma? I was curious, so I went to Wusun City. A commendation meeting was held for Mama Wu. Someone asked Mama Wu on the stage what she thought at that time. Mama Wu, who was like a half iron tower, said with a smudge of her dirty sleeves, this good thing can’t be all cheap Xiao Sao Girls."
"puff!"
Yu Du made the ball that seemed to have been punctured, and let out all the breath he had held for a long time. He laughed so hard that he couldn't help but hold on to the railing to stabilize his body.
Only then did he hold back his laughter, and suddenly, thinking of Mama Wu's generous words, he couldn't help it anymore, laughing so hard that he was about to collapse on the railing.
Rao was Xiao Tao's original intention, not to listen to jokes, but to let everyone relax their minds and be happy for a moment, and now he was so happy that he fell down on the table, panting heavily.
The things about men and women are always the most pleasing to people's hearts. It is said that in this world, even in later generations, men and women have contributed the most interesting jokes.
Yu Dushi and Xiaotao couldn't bear it normally, and it would be strange if they resisted.
A nasty joke that laughed so hard that it completely opened up the atmosphere, and Yu Dushi was broken into pretending, so it was hard to carry it anymore.
She also kept her promise, took out two altars of Dong Ting Chun, and rewarded Xu Yi.
Xiao Tao shared drinks for the two of them, and started chatting, after all, they didn't know each other much, and they didn't have much in common, so the conversation would be cold.
Xiao Tao conveyed his thoughts to Yu Dushi, "Du Shi, Xu Yi is always alert, so you may have a solution to your troubles."
Yu Du sent his thoughts, "Stop talking nonsense, what can he do?"
Xiaotao served another glass of wine for Xu Yiman, "Xu Yi, I have a good friend who is being entangled by a nobleman, and that nobleman is the son of my friend's adoptive father. My friend's current encounter depends on almost everything Her adoptive father helped her. That's why, that noble son pesters me all day long, and my good friend can't refuse, can't fight, it's very troublesome. You have a way to solve it."
When Xiaotao said this, Xu Yi guessed that Yu Du must be causing trouble, and after pondering for a moment, he said, "I've seen this terrible thing a lot. Of course there is a solution."
"What is it!" Little Tao said anxiously.
After the white mask, Yu Dushi's pretty face was a little more hopeful.
Xu Yi said, "The noble young master likes you as a friend. If your friend changes, it will be over."
After rubbing against the ground, Yu Dushi stood up, the towering peaks continued to rise and fall, Xiao Tao stared, "What kind of method is this?"
Xu Yidao, "This is the most normal way. Just imagine, your friend must be beautiful, holy and elegant. It is inevitable that the nobleman will like it. If you call him that Wu Ma, do you think the nobleman will like it?" , I’m afraid it’s too late to run.”
As soon as Mama Wu was mentioned, both Yu Dushi and Xiao Tao thought of the phrase "This good thing can't all be taken advantage of, little coquettish girls", and couldn't help laughing again.
Xiao Tao said, "I'm afraid it's impossible for my friend to act ugly, strange, or rude. Do you have any other options?"
Xu Yi said, "If you don't want to make such a sacrifice, then there is only one way left, gossip!"
"Who is going to gossip with? Your son is extremely jealous, if he finds out, he will surely die." Xiao Tao waved his hands repeatedly, "This method won't work either."
Xu Yi said, "Since it's a gossip, it's natural to gossip with someone that the noble young master can't afford to mess with, for example, your friend's adoptive father. Just let the wind out a little, if you don't believe that the noble young master will not run away."
"Asshole!"
Yu Dushi snapped.
Xu Yi was unmoved at all, "You bastard is a bastard, but it won't work. I'm just coming up with an idea. Whether it's up to Xiaotao friend or not. I want to solve the problem, but I also need the spring breeze to blow the water. How can there be such a cheap thing?" .”
Yu Dushi didn't speak, and was forced to sit down by Xiao Tao. She conveyed her thoughts to Yu Dushi, "Although the method is harmful, it is really effective. You have to hurry up, that noble young master is not easy to get along with. , but his dog followed him secretly."
Yu Dushi didn't respond, and Xiao Tao felt bored, so he went back to this heavy topic after talking.
She hurriedly changed the subject and asked about Xu Yi's affairs in Sanxian Yuan.
That's what Xu Yi was waiting for, so he told the truth about what happened to him in the Sanxianyuan, without any fuel or jealousy, even the matter of finding Liu Guancen to dredge up.
Xiao Tao said angrily, "It's also thanks to Xu Yi, they would have tortured him to death for someone else. It's no wonder that the current Nantian Court officials are getting worse and worse. With these slippery officials, all good things can be ruined."
Xu Yi sighed, "I finally made it through. No matter what, I must thank you for your help. I will do it first."
As he spoke, Xu Yi picked up a wine jug, gurgled, and began to drink.
Dongtingchun is a fine wine made of fairy fruit, its alcohol strength is a thousand times stronger than that of ordinary wine, after drinking a jar of wine, Xu Yi also feels drunk.
This kind of feeling has not been felt for a long time. It is relaxation and presumptuousness. He staggered and walked to the edge of the railing. The cold, hearty, and joyful, couldn't help but chanted, "The west wind blows the waves of the old Dongting, and the king of Xiang has white hair all night. After being drunk, he doesn't know that the sky is in the water, and the boat is full of stars and dreams. Qinghe."
Xiao Tao couldn't help but tugged at Yu Dushi's sleeve, "Even if he is really a vulgar celebrity, how many people in the world can have this kind of talent?"
Yu Dushi was speechless, staring at the lake light and starry sky outside the fence, dazed.
"What a ship full of star dreams overwhelms the Qinghe River. I said, who can suck so much that they don't even care about their reputation, and run to this wine shop to talk about romance with people? Just based on this sentence full of star dreams It's worth it if you press Qinghe. But I don't know why everyone treats my young master?"
A tall and thin man appeared in the hall without warning, his whole life was like a leopard turned into a spirit, with awe-inspiring aura.