Xu Yidao, "If it weren't for the teachings to be born so beautiful that people forget the vulgarity at first sight, forget love when they see each other, and look at myself the third time, why would I behave like this. It's just like the saying: Clouds think about clothes, flowers think about appearance, and spring breeze blows the threshold of Revlon .If it wasn’t for Qunyu Mountain, I would meet Yaotai under the moon. The instruction is like a nine-day fairy descending to the mortal world. If you still tell me to wait for ordinary people to see me and not be moved by the mortal heart, it will be too strong.”
The audience stopped in an uproar, countless male cultivators were stunned, and Chu Yi rolled his eyes even more angrily: Can you still be so shameless? If I had such eloquence, would I still be single until now and have not found a suitable Taoist partner
Yi Bingwei was dumbfounded. Although she was annoyed by this person's glib tongue, she also felt that what this person said was quite reasonable. Excessive beauty is also a sin, that's all, let him live, and I have heard many people praise it I am beautiful, but this person is ingenious. This poem is really well written.
wrong! Yi Bingwei stared at Xu Yi and said, "What's your name?" Xu Yi breathed a sigh of relief, clasped his fists and said, "I'm Xu Yi." Yi Bingwei nodded, "I knew it was you, and it can only be you. It’s easy to talk, that’s all, go back and sit down, and listen carefully.”
With a plop, Chu Yi fell to the ground, his heart was about to shatter into mud, why, why, this guy is fine like this, what did I do wrong, to be treated like this, one day with a knife in hand, kill me Double standards in the world...
It's not just that Chu Yi couldn't figure it out, there were so many male cultivators in the house who couldn't stand it anymore, and they openly teased the teachings, but they were let go lightly, is there any reason? There is even more active-minded ones, who began to pass ideas to Xu Yi, hoping to get acquainted with Xu Yi, and to pass on this set of skills in dealing with female cultivators.
Xu Yi didn't care about any transmission of ideas at all, and simply closed the communication of ideas, sat back on the futon, looked at his nose, nose and heart, and put on a posture of listening carefully, but in fact his heart was already in a mess up. It's not that he has never seen a woman before, how could he lose his composure like this.
Because Yi Bingwei was born exactly the same as Xuan Xuan, tall, short, fat and thin, with the same appearance and skin color, the only difference is temperament, which is more glamorous and stronger. At the beginning, he really thought that Yi Bingwei was Xuan Xuan, reunited after a long absence, and his emotions for many years were turned upside down.
That's when he lost his composure. Thanks to his quick wit, he rescued himself.
At this moment, having settled down on his seat, he still couldn't figure out whether the person in front of him was Xuan Xuan. After listening to Xu Yi's explanation, Huang Mei gave the answer. This person is definitely not Xuan Xuan.
There are more than tens of millions of similar people in the world, what's more, female cultivators love beauty, and there are only a few extremely beautiful faces in the world, and it's normal for them to have a high degree of overlap. Besides, if one has cultivated to Xuanxuan's level, unless reincarnation is reincarnated, it is impossible to erase the memory.
Amnesia like Xia Zimo's would never happen again. Therefore, this Yi Bingwei only looks like Xuan Xuan, not Xuan Xuan at all. Xu Yi didn't listen to Huang Mei's advice. He felt that the matter was not that simple. It would be great if he could take off Teacher Yi's clothes.
He and Xuanxuan have fit together several times, and he has a certain understanding of her body. The key is that this matter can only be thought about. With Yi Bingwei's power, he dares to do a little deviant behavior, and he is afraid that he will not be torn to pieces. Yi Bingwei on the stage was preaching seriously, always feeling uncomfortable.
It seemed that someone was constantly picking at her clothes with eyes. She turned her gaze to Xu Yi. This guy always looked like an old monk in meditation, and he didn't show the slightest strangeness, so she couldn't catch the slightest clue. After finishing a class, she left in a hurry.
She just left the Zhaohui Hall, and she couldn't help but take out the Wishful Bead, "What's the matter, Xiao Yu'er, the bad guy you recommended this time is too unreliable, if it wasn't for your face, I would He can be exploited immediately. Over the years, I have never seen such a shameless person."
Not long after, Yu Dushi's voice came from the wishful bead, "What's wrong, shouldn't be, if I remember correctly, today is the first day of classes in Dao Palace, right? He provoked you on the first day? Come on, let me listen to how he provoked you."
Yi Bingwei rolled her eyes and joked, "What's the matter, are you very interested in him? Our little fish is always as cold as ice. What's wrong this time? Fanxin has been moved? At the beginning, you said hello and asked me to take care of a friend. I thought it was a woman, but I didn't expect it to be this rascal. You don't know, this guy just saw me in class and wanted to reach out to touch me. What kind of eyes do you think, this kind of bastard can also fall into your eyes. " Yu Dushi on the other side of Ruyi Pearl jumped, and Xiao Tao beside him also widened his eyes in disbelief.
"It can't be a mistake." Yu Du insisted, "Although this person is not a good person, he has always been timid. He dares to do something wrong to you? Besides, no matter how anxious he is, he won't be so impatient in class." Do you want to start lightly on you?"
Yi Bingwei snorted coldly, "Well, if you don't believe it, you don't believe it. Anyway, I can't control this scoundrel. I really don't know what you like about him. Xiao Yu'er, I advise you to keep your eyes open and don't be fooled by him." The liar is cheating, especially this kind of guy who opens his mouth and writes poems." Saying that, he closed the wishful bead.
After class, Xu Yi immediately left. Several students wanted to keep him talking, but he declined them all. Chu Yi and the others suffered repeated setbacks in front of him, and they became more cautious, and they dared not come to seek his misfortune. After the hall, they swarmed all over the field, looking for Jia Zhaoxian and Fang Shihui.
When Chu Yi and others found Fang Shihui and Jia Zhaoxian, they were sweating profusely and wiped the last mountain near the highest level. Seeing Chu Yi's arrival, Fang Shihui and Jia Zhaoxian waved their hands repeatedly to signal them not to come closer. Chu Yi and his gang were all stunned.
"Don't come here, we're coming to an end, don't leave anything behind at this stall, otherwise, the hard work of me and Lao Fang will be in vain." Jia Zhaoxian boldly conveyed his thoughts to Chu Yi and the others, and urged them to leave quickly , Don't let someone with a heart take the handle.
Chu Yi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said loudly, "Brother Jia, Brother Fang, you have been tricked, that bastard is not Professor Yingying at all, but Xu Yi, he pretended to be Professor Yingying, and sent you off, this grandson is so worthless. At this point, Fang Shihui and Jia Zhaoxian were stunned.
The two looked at each other, and both found tears in each other's eyes. "Hold the grass, I want you to die." Jia Zhaoxian yelled miserably, and threw out his fist, not daring to damage the rocks and trees, so he could only hit the sky. Fang Shihui was also so angry that he yelled, and the anger in his heart had nowhere to vent.