"The reason is that one is better than the other, and what's more, I used you to belittle my guard, saying that a talented man who is famous all over the world can bow to the guard and spread to foreign countries, so that the barbarians will laugh at me. There is no one in the Central Plains." Li... Listen, what is this called? If you are co-authoring it, you are in our guards, and you are inferior. My guards should have some wine bags and rice bags, which made the president a headache. He was arguing with those masters every day. Stop it, you boy..."
"Since the President of the Imperial Guard is in such a difficult situation, why not release my young master!"
Yan Zi spoke leisurely, she couldn't bear to see anyone barking their teeth and claws in front of her young master.
Lu Shanren was choked up, stopped talking, his old face turned red, and he didn't know where to put his waving hands.
"Xiaoyan, why are you talking to senior brother? Go and rest, I have something to say to senior brother."
Xu Yi waved Yan Zi back, and said with a smile, "Brother, even Xiao Yan understands, why do you have to play tricks on me? You are becoming less and less straightforward."
Lu Shanren said angrily, "You still have a smile on your face. If it weren't for me, you would have been sent to the border. Yes, your reputation is far away now, and you are a living sign of the imperial guards, but have you ever thought about it? What is the temperament of the President of the Imperial Guard? I can tell you clearly that the President of the Imperial Guard is the baby brother of today's emperor. It is best to have a reputation. Even if he holds you in the border, he will never let you be dragged away by the civil servants. If not It's Lao Tzu who speaks for you, you can't hold back this time, and dare to smile with me."
Xu Yi said, "Senior brother misunderstood, I am not a hippie smiling face, but I know that there is a senior brother in the imperial guards to take care of me, and it is not my turn to suffer, so why should I worry about it. You see, the senior brother has taken care of the big things for me, hasn't he? Senior brother has meritorious service, come here, don’t say thank you for your kindness, I will respect senior brother three bowls, do it first.” After finishing speaking, he sifted three bowls and drank them all.
Seeing that Lu Shanren's angry expression was still unabated, Xu Yi said, "Forget it, since senior brother still doesn't forgive me, I'll just drink this jar."
The big hand just helped up the edge of the altar, but was slapped open by Lu Shanren, "Stinky boy, play with me, you are still young, you are ashamed, you are ashamed of your fart, I am sulking, just watching you binge drinking , When I am stupid, I will not be fooled by you!"
Saying that, he grabbed the wine jar and poured it into his own mouth, stood up while pouring it, walked to the grill, pulled off a fat leg of lamb, tore a big mouthful, chewed and mumbled, "I see through you kid!" It’s impossible to make you feel guilty, instead of talking nonsense with you, it’s better to eat you hard.”
After all, Lu Shanren really stopped talking and ate and drank in silence. In a short while, he ate up a roast lamb to the point that Xu Yi didn't even leave any bones.
The two big men, let go of their bellies, and ate like wind and clouds. Yan Zi's half a day's work, but only half a cup of tea, was ruined by the two of them.
"Don't even mention it, you pretty handmaid's skills are amazing, you can be the chief chef in our imperial guards."
After drinking and eating, Lu Shanren's mood improved a lot, and he praised vaguely while picking his teeth.
"Senior brother, stop thinking about me, this matter will stop here."
"I know you're precious, kid, otherwise I wouldn't fall out with King Pu Anyi because of this girl."
"Senior brother is getting more and more crooked. When we met for the first time, I only felt that senior brother was full of righteousness. After getting along with each other for a long time, I realized that senior brother is also a layman!"
"What's wrong with the vulgarity? Isn't it too tiring for me to carry it with you kid?"
"Senior brother is right. I don't know how to solve my problem. I think senior brother came here not just to lose his temper."
"Your kid is a monkey spirit. It's not the old way. Don't let your kid show his face and let the wind slowly cool down. This time, you kid can remember it. Don't show off anymore, and wait for the wind to pass."
"Brother, what do you mean, I can be idle during this time and deal with it myself?"
"You have a good idea, kid. If you don't arrange for you to do things, how will you explain it internally? Is it true that you are going to be enshrined as a master? That's how it is. Let your boy inspect on behalf of the imperial guards."
A flying boat floated in Xu Yi's mind, "Could it be the Seven Great Schools' selection and discussion ceremony?"
Lu Shanren said, "It's true that you know everything about you, brat! However, it's not just the seven major factions, the major families will also send people to the scene. If they meet someone with good aptitude, they will fight for it. My imperial guard I also want to get a share of the pie. Nowadays, the family of the imperial guards is not as good as the next generation. Some fresh blood must be added to flush this lifeless pool. Of course, you don’t need to worry about these, there is a guard of guards over there , you go out and come out, just keep your feet on the line."
"Senior brother treats me, I really have nothing to say."
This time, Xu Yi really couldn't help but admit his sympathy. What Lu Shanren confessed was actually a small job to gain qualifications, which was neither dangerous nor labor-intensive.
Lu Shanren said, "It's good for you to know." After saying that, he sighed heavily, "Hey, if I knew today, I should have learned literature when I was young."
"Senior brother, why did you say that?" Xu Yi was puzzled.
Lu Shanren suddenly looked at him full of admiration, "The chief of the imperial guards keeps saying that he doesn't like civil servants and those who like to talk about words. In the end, he still likes talking about words. You have been promoted again, Mr. Deputy Commander of the Southern Guard." At this moment, an official ring appeared in his palm.
"What does this mean?"
"Your boy has been promoted again, grandma, what is three moves in a day? This is three moves in a day. You boy has never even entered the yamen of the commander of the imperial guards. The official position has been rising steadily. I am serving the second in the ban. Ten years, and now you are just a commander. You came to the guard for a few days and became the deputy commander. You are the prince. The number one scholar performs his duties. There is no such promotion as you... "
Lu Shanren was really indignant.
"As far as I know, the most important title in Dayue is that it's not a sneak attack, it's not a great achievement, and you can't move without a reason. What's going on?"
Today's Xu Yi is no longer a rookie in the officialdom, and he already knows the rough rules in his heart.
Lu Shanren said unhappily, "That's why I said that the President of the Imperial Guard is a leader in saying one thing and doing another. He usually annoys civil servants the most, but he prefers those who are proficient in poetry. I’m really hungry, holding the bowl and refusing to let go. No, Baba, the deputy commander of the Southern Guards, sent it to you. Regardless of our objections, what did you say that your literary name alone has greatly increased the prestige of the imperial guards? From now on, the imperial guards will no longer be accused of vulgarity and ignorance, it is all thanks to you, and with this credit, it is enough to be a leader."
"The strange thing is that the official department, which has always promoted the guard system and supervised it very strictly, didn't talk about any rules this time, it made sense, and let them go all the way. Tsk tsk, these big shots are all fucking stuff..."
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