I Can’t Be This Protagonist
这主角我当不了

Author: 冻感超人

Latest: Chapter 161

Status: Completed

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Genres: Yaoi, Comedy, Adult

Tags: adopted protagonist  calm protagonist  charismatic protagonist  clever protagonist  cold love interests 

Yan Shuang is an old veteran of the Transmigration Bureau. Once he finishes one last book, he’ll be able to make a lump-sum withdrawal of the pension he’s accumulated across various books and live a happily retired life.

There’s good news once he enters the book — He’s the protagonist.

Bad news? — He’s the protagonist of an angsty, dog blood novel.

Before him lay five highly toxic relationship plotlines with the same shou but different gongs.

Scum Gong 1: Master-servant contract with physical and mental abuse aplenty
Scum Gong 2: Carving out one of your kidneys for the white moonlight
Scum Gong 3: Brainwashing/reconditioning shame play
Scum Gong 4: You’re nice but unfortunately not clean enough
Scum Gong 5: Save him and I can marry you

Yan Shuang: He’s eager to retire already, hurry up ba

晏双是穿书局的老员工,即将要完成他的最后一本书,之后他就可以一次性提取他在各本书里积攒的退休金,过快乐的养老生活。

进入书后,好消息——他是主角,坏消息——他是狗血虐文里的主角,摆在他面前的是一受多攻毫不重叠的整整五条剧毒感情线。

渣攻1号:主仆契约虐身虐心
渣攻2号:挖肾救白月光
渣攻3号:洗脑改造羞耻play
渣攻4号:你很好但可惜不是处男
渣攻5号:救他,我可以娶你

晏双:他急着退休,赶紧滴吧

#笑死,根本不虐#

【非np,后面不剧透了,大家不要乱猜了】

内容标签: 系统 穿书
搜索关键字:主角:晏双 ┃ 配角: ┃ 其它:
一句话简介:得加钱
立意:珍惜生命,热爱生活

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