I Can’t Write Any ‘Below the Neck’ Love Scenes
脖子以下的亲热不能写

Author: 古玉闻香

Latest: Chapter 16

Status: Completed

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Genres: Romance, Yaoi, Comedy

Tags: ancient times  handsome male lead  mob protagonist  strength based social hierarchy  transmigration 

The man started kissing his way down his lover’s neck.

Little Shou: Don’t go below the neck! It will get locked!

The man stopped one inch below the neck.

Little Gong felt a little relieved. It seemed that one inch below the neck was still allowed.

But Little Gong’s lips uncontrollably froze and returned to the original place.

No, it got locked.

Because of the rule prohibiting any love scene with below-the-neck action, Ye Ming’s novel was locked. Just when he was feeling quite depressed about it, his manuscript-in-progress suddenly rebelled against him.

What the? The second male lead complained that the “action” was too slow and refused to play his role anymore? In a rage, Ye Ming decided to transmigrate into his own novel when he was given the choice to do so.

He transmigrated into the home of the villain boss’s main henchman before the henchman turned evil. Ah, this henchman was so handsome! Feeling guilt over how he wrote such a miserable story for this person who had lacked warmth since childhood, Ye Ming wanted to shower him with fatherly love.

The problem was, this cultivation novel that he had written suddenly turned into a BL novel, but the rule that prohibited “any love scene that goes below the neck” was still being enforced!

小攻沿着小受的脖子亲下来。
小受:不要到脖子以下!要被锁住了,锁住了啊!
小攻在小受脖子下方一寸地方停住。
小受松一口气:看来一寸还是允许的。
小攻嘴唇停在原处:没呢,已经被锁住了。

本文又名《论作者对男配翻身的重要性》,《保卫晋江大作战之小攻小受不开心》

因为“脖子以下的亲热不能写”的规定,叶明的文被锁了。正在颓废的阶段,电脑的文稿上竟然自己打起字来。 什么?第二男主说文章节奏太慢,不玩了?一怒之下,叶明穿进自己书里。一过去,就发现自己到了大BOSS的第一狗腿家中。如今尚未黑化。这个狗腿原来长得这么帅。把他写的这么惨,叶明愧疚了。狗腿从小缺乏温情,叶明可以给你父爱。问题在于,你这个修仙爽文的狗腿,变身要做修仙纯爱的男主,但是系统还是“脖子以下的亲热不能写”啊!

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