I Can’t Write Any ‘Below the Neck’ Love Scenes

Chapter 1: Ye Ming was angry

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Ye Ming looked at the screen angrily, completely and completely mad!

For Mao, why do you need to lock it again

Labor and capital just put the scale three inches below the neck!

This also prevents me from living on cultivating erotic literature for a living!

Labor and management have worked so hard for so many years, and now they have finally gained some fame.

If it is locked any longer, all readers will run away.

Ye Ming opened Jinjiang's in-site SMS again:

"The current rules for content review operations are very simple. You know a criterion for judging, 'whether there are intimate descriptions or body descriptions'. Special reminder: Jinjiang implements the standard of 'no descriptions below the neck'."

The article in hand has been opened on July 1st, Army Day, and it has dragged on for more than 90,000 words. Several male and female protagonists are still in the stage of holding hands and kissing small mouths. As soon as it was written below the neck, it was immediately locked, followed by an editorial notice, and Ye Ming had to revise it with his head drooping.

Labor and management are writing erotic texts!

Labor and management can't afford to be hurt, ah, can't afford to be hurt!

Someone is already throwing bricks in the comments.

Are you brushing the click-through rate

This plot is too bloody. Do not read!

When will the training phase end

Ye Ming grabbed his hair.

This is not my original plot at all! ! ! ! !

There is no training period for pornography! ! ! !

Ye Ming thought, otherwise it would be fine to abandon Jinjiang.

But, where are labor and management going to eat? ! ! !

This fucking writer can't get enough to eat!

While scratching his head, the screen suddenly sounded "Dong Dong Dong".

Ye Ming was stunned, and immediately looked up, the draft he was writing suddenly started writing with his own consciousness, and the following message appeared: "Is Yisaotianxia here?"

Ye Ming was stunned. He has lived for twenty-six years, and he has never seen an article written by himself.

Sweeping the world is Ye Ming's pen name, and he immediately entered the following information:

"Yes. Who are you?"

The article went on to type:

"Miss Baili."

Ye Ming was formally stunned.

"Where is Baili Qing?"

"Has your head been caught by the door? Bailiqing from "The Love of Immortals"."

Ye Mingru was struck by lightning. He hit himself on the head with the mouse, and it hurt.

"Has your head been caught by the door?" It was the mantra of the second hero in his article.

Is this Bailiqing the second hero in the novel

What's going on in this world

Why is the second hero in his article talking to him

Labor and capital are over-stimulated by Jinjiang, are you dreaming

Ye Ming immediately began to copy it in his little notebook. This scene is good, and it can be used in the book in the future.

"What are you going to do?" Ye Ming typed.

"Oh, I want to tell you that the progress of your story is too slow and unreasonable, and I'm a little sexually frigid by you. I'm going to retreat to practice, and I won't play with you anymore."

Ye Ming was stunned.

"Hey, wait!"

no reply.

Ye Ming wrote a few more lines, but there was still no response at all.

Ye Ming began to write quickly.

"Bailiqing hooked Bai Xuan's chin, and lightly licked her soft lips. When Bai Xuan was fascinated, she opened her mouth slightly, and Bailiqing took the opportunity to rush in, hooking her lilac tongue and dancing. "

Hit the Enter key and wait for the computer to respond.

After a while, the small arrow on the screen moved by itself, and changed into the following pattern: "____________ hooked Bai Xuan's chin, and licked her soft lips. When Bai Xuan was in love, she opened her mouth slightly, ____________ took the opportunity to rush in, hooked her lilac tongue and danced."

Ye Ming yelled crazily!

Isn't this forcing labor and capital to replace the second male lead

Labor and management have already written more than 90,000 words! ! !

How to change it! ! ! ! ! !

Nima, isn't that going to be an article

Labor and management don't want to be stoned to death! ! ! !

what to do? what to do

No, you have to calm down first.

Ye Ming paced back and forth in the room, took a deep breath, and suddenly had an idea.

If Bailiqing can communicate with him, so can others!

Ye Ming immediately typed a line on the text:

"Is Xi Tianwang here?" Ask the first male lead to persuade him.

No one responded.

"Bai Xuan?"

"Lan Lan?"

"Hundred Mile Wind?"

"Bailiwei?"

"Bai Liqing's mother!"

It's not a curse, Ye Ming really didn't write what Bailiqing's mother's name is.

No response at all.

Ye Ming went crazy.

What do you want to do if you want to call labor? ! ! !

In rage, Ye Ming typed out a line:

"Nimma Bailiqing, do you want to ask labor and capital to look for you?"

Then he slammed the keyboard and collapsed on the chair decadently.

Unexpectedly, a window popped up on the text:

"Enter the "Xian Yuan Qing Dong" system, are you sure?"

Ye Ming stared blankly at the window, and clicked "Yes" by accident.

Then, there is no more.

Ye Ming disappeared into his own home.

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It has been three days since Ye Ming came here.

For three days, he didn't want to escape every moment.

What he did in the past three days was to sweep the floor.

He swept from the east courtyard to the west courtyard for a whole day.

From the south courtyard to the north courtyard, it is another day.

On the third day, the east yard was dirty again, and we started sweeping again.

Nima, why is the yard here so big!

Nima Laozi didn't come here to sweep the floor for you!

Ye Ming knew that he could not blame anyone, this courtyard was written by him to show how powerful Duanmuling was.

Duanmu Ling is the first dog leg of the ultimate villain in "Xian Yuan Qing Dong".

This Duanmu Ling is still the City Lord of Fenggu City.

Haven't met the teacher yet.

It was all done by Jin Jiang, otherwise it would have been written that he was blackened!

She had hooked up with that teacher a long time ago!

He also burned the city a long time ago, hid in the mountains with his teacher and became a demon!

Labor and capital don't need to be stuck here to sweep the floor for Nima!

Ye Ming took a deep breath for the 300th time.

Labor and capital must be determined. To egg set.

Find a way to escape and find that Bailiqing.

When Ye Ming traveled through time, he fell among a group of betrayed children.

The system specially gave him a set of clothes, and made some age adjustments according to his status.

Now, he looks like a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy.

Ye Ming was not ugly in the first place, but when he was young, he was indeed very handsome.

In the end, Duanmu Ling's housekeeper fell in love with him and bought him here.

Ye Ming found that none of the people here realized that they were in a book.

So, is Bailiqing an exception

How on earth did he know he was in a book! !

Ye Ming didn't try to escape at all, he knew how strong the defense he wrote for Duanmu Ling was.

The question now is, how can labor and management go out in a legitimate way! ! !

Once out of this door, labor and management can escape smoothly! !

Therefore, labor and capital cannot always be just sweepers.

Ye Ming clenched his fists tightly, he wanted to get to the top position because of Bailiqing's faint heart, at least he wanted to be able to go out to buy vegetables.

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Ye Ming calculated, Duanmuling is now twenty-five years old.

This is an age that should be very positive, not to mention that he is already the lord of Wind Valley City.

But this seat is not so easy to come by.

In order to make Duanmu Ling's blackening reasonable, Ye Ming wrote him as the illegitimate son of a former city lord and a wolf demon girl.

He was exceptionally handsome, but with an evil spirit.

Of course he suffered discrimination, humiliation and even assassination since he was a child.

But Duanmu Ling has the blood of the wolf clan and can use dark spells.

So, after going through all kinds of difficulties, he drove and killed everyone in Duanmu's family.

Ye Ming didn't know how many difficulties Duanmuling had gone through.

He was just the dog leg of the big villain Master Sheng.

In this cool article about cultivating immortals, he is simply the male supporting role.

In the outline, he was used as a shield by the teacher and died, and he didn't survive the final battle at all.

So Ye Ming's description of this person was very vague, and he didn't write it well at all.

It's not well written at all! ! !

Ye Ming held his head.

Now he is the one who decides his own destiny.

Nima's fate is so fucked up!

The next thing was that Duanmuling's elder brother Duanmucong brought the male lead to seize the family property.

Duanmuling was defeated and imprisoned, almost tortured.

Then, in a public parade, the whole city threw stones, eggs, vegetable leaves on his body, set fire to him, and so on.

At this time, Shi Changsheng passed through the city, thinking that he could be used by him, so he saved him.

At this time, the hero had already left, so Duanmuling was successfully rescued.

Under the madness of being betrayed, he burned the whole city to the ground, and followed his teacher to practice magic.

In short, Duanmu Ling is nothing but cannon fodder.

His existence doesn't even have a big impact on the plot, it exists to make the teacher have a decent dog leg and serve as a shield for him once.

For the first time, Ye Ming felt compassion for the male supporting role.

Isn't cannon fodder human

Isn't the male supporting role human

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Duanmuling looked at the very emotional servant outside the window.

He should be sweeping the floor, but he has been talking to himself since the beginning.

The expression was so rich that he couldn't ignore it even if he wanted to ignore it.

Does the Duanmu family allow you to be so unruly

Duanmu Ling frowned and asked the waiter to call him in.

Ye Ming was startled, turned his head immediately, and saw the figure in the study in the study.

Nima, why is labor and management so unlucky!

Even complaints were caught!

Ye Ming dragged the broom into the study, stood still with his head down.

You scold it.

The servant kicked Ye Ming's leg.

Ye Ming staggered, and suddenly thought that Duanmu's family had a rule.

When Duanmuling was a child, he was raised as a servant.

The servants of Duanmu's family have to salute their master when they see their master.

In order to highlight his misery, there is such a rule in the book.

Ye Ming had no choice but to kowtow on the ground.

He just wants to smoke himself now.

After standing up, Ye Ming saw Duanmu Ling's face.

Nima, so beautiful! With narrow phoenix eyes, tight thin lips, and a slender figure, he is indeed a standard handsome man.

Ye Ming had a good time.

Even if I wrote it myself, I was still shocked when I saw the real person.

Ye Ming began to think about whether he should reconsider Duanmu Ling's role after returning home.

Cannon fodder male supporting or something, seems to have wronged him.

He began to carefully calculate in his heart what role he could give him.

Otherwise, if you arrange a meat scene with a wolf witch, you will definitely get a thousand likes.

You can also arrange a better end for him, put down the butcher knife or something.

Labor and management wrote him too badly.

When I usually watch it, there is nothing wrong with it, but when I see a real person, I really feel very guilty.

Ye Ming looked at Duanmu Ling with a lack of confidence.

Looking at the servant with a vivid expression in front of him, Duanmu Ling felt a little headache.

This man is out of his mind.

No matter how standing in front of him, he could seem to be living in his own world.

Wait, at the end, when he looked at himself, what was in his eyes

A strange feeling emerged in Duanmu Ling's heart, that person, did he apologize to himself

It seems that you are still pity yourself

The two were relatively silent.

Duanmuling felt a little blocked in his heart, as if he was about to express some emotions.

He was discriminated against and insulted since he was a child, and others disliked him and hated him.

When he grew up and seized the family property, others were afraid that he would hate him.

He has resented injustice, and always feels that the world is sorry for him.

But no one ever sympathized with his situation.

But now, a servant he met for the first time gave him emotions he had never felt before.

It's so weird!

Simply for no reason!

Does this city owner need the sympathy of others

He was a little at a loss as to what to do with the servant.

Originally, he wanted to break the servant's legs and drive him out.

However, in this situation, he suddenly wanted to keep him by his side and take a look.

How should I put it, that kind of emotion is very fresh, and even... looks pretty good.

Ye Ming didn't know at all, but his little compassion saved him from a catastrophe.

It also brought endless troubles.

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