I Come from Afar Within the Zerg

Chapter 44: Fake academic masters and real academic losers

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As the military academy ranked first in comprehensive strength in the Salilan Empire, Badler has very strict daily management of students. No matter whether they are female or male insects, they must do military training and running exercises every morning without fail.

When the fat boy Red finished his morning exercise and returned to the dormitory panting, he was about to open the door to change his clothes when a hand suddenly appeared on his shoulder, and then a low and cold voice sounded in his ear: "Where are you going?"

"!!!"

Red shuddered with fear and turned around in panic, only to see a tall bug standing behind him. The bug was wearing a black casual suit, a mask and a baseball cap of the same color, so covered that even his mother couldn't recognize him. It was almost as if the words "I am not a good bug" were written on his body.

Red had a hunch that the person was up to no good, so he turned around and tried to run, but the person was quick to grab his collar and pull him back: "Where are you running to?"

Seeing him blocking him in the corridor, Red was so scared that his legs went weak. He thought he had run into a pervert and stammered, "You, you, you... who are you?! I warn you not to mess around. This is a military academy. If I shout, the guards will rush over immediately. You won't be able to escape even if you have wings!"

The bug was obviously stunned for a moment after hearing this, frowned, took off his mask and asked: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

It is obviously a long way to go.

Red was stunned when he saw this, and blinked his eyes a little late. He asked in surprise, "Lu Yuan? Didn't you take a leave of absence because of illness? Why are you back again?"

Red always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what it was. In the end, he didn't have the courage to confront Lu Yuan, the big devil. Hesitantly, he turned back to the dormitory and took out the textbook. He reminded him worriedly: "Then you must be careful, don't let the teacher find out. The first class in the afternoon is in classroom 36182 of the Military Building."

Lu Yuan thought Reid was talking too much nonsense, frowned and urged: "The teacher will only think that you have succeeded in losing weight. Come on, give me the book."

Reid looked at Lu Yuan in shock, suspecting that he was possessed by a ghost. "Didn't you say before that this kind of course is perverted? I would never take it even if you kill me!"

Red still felt a little uncomfortable: "But we don't look alike at all. What if the teacher calls our names and finds out?"

When Lu Yuan heard the last few words, his ears twitched, and he was thinking something in his mind: "Will you be able to make it in time for so many classes? Are you tired?"

Lu Yuan glanced at him coldly and said, "I got it because I was bored. I'm here to teach you a lesson. Do you understand?"

Lu Yuan held out his hand to Red without changing his expression: "I'll help you with the last lesson of Sex and Reproduction. Come on, give me the book."

Reid said subconsciously: "It's okay, I'm used to it."

Before he finished speaking, his shoulders tightened, and Lu Yuan grabbed his shoulders unexpectedly. He only heard the other party persuade him: "How is it possible? You must be tired after taking so many classes. If you are tired, you should go back to the dormitory to rest. If you don't rest well, how can you have the energy to lose weight?"

Lu Yuan thought how difficult this would be, and took off his baseball cap in front of Red. His originally pure black hair had been dyed red, exactly the same color as Red's. "I was bored just now and went to the barber shop in the college to dye my hair. The color faded after washing. I wore a mask in class in the afternoon, and the teacher couldn't recognize me."

Seeing that he had the things in his hands, Lu Yuan casually flipped through a few pages, patted Red's shoulder and said, "Don't worry, I'll do the work."

Red scratched his head in confusion, pointed at Lu Yuan's body, then pointed at his own body: "There is such a big difference in our body shapes, and the teacher is not blind, he will definitely find something wrong."

so…

Lu Yuan frowned and shook his head in disapproval, saying, "I was too narrow-minded before. This kind of course can actually help broaden our knowledge and enrich our spare time. Every student should study it seriously."

Reid looked down at the terminal and said, "Oh, slimming yoga, flower arrangement, and sex and reproduction teaching..."

Lu Yuan thought that it was good that he was not recognized. It would be troublesome if he was recognized. "Are you going to class later? What class?"

Red: “!!!”

Lu Yuan's forehead was throbbing with veins: "Of course I'll come back when I recover from my illness. Am I going to live in the hospital for the rest of my life?"

Red thought so too. He looked at Lu Yuan's outfit curiously, scratched his head and asked puzzledly: "Then why are you dressed like this? I didn't recognize you just now."

He is such a careful man.

Reid: "You dyed your hair just to help me with my class?!"

He turned and left, walked two steps, and then suddenly remembered something, turned back and said to Red, "By the way, you'd better not practice slimming yoga, those courses are all scams."

Reid has been training for so long but not only has he not lost any weight, he seems to have gained two kilograms.

Red: “…”

"Sex and Reproduction Teaching" is a compulsory course for all female insects. Although male insects occasionally choose to take it as an elective, it is rare. Red is quite conspicuous in the class because of his overly round body. In addition, he likes to chat up female insects when he has nothing to do. Therefore, the students in the class more or less know him.

During the afternoon class, Lu Yuan arrived early and there were only a few students in the classroom. He walked straight to the corner of the last row and took a seat, intending to listen carefully later so that he could avenge himself next time he had sex with Justu.

Little did he know that the female soldiers sitting in front of him couldn't help but look back at him quietly, discussing something in a low voice:

"Is that bug from our class? I don't think I've ever seen him before. Could he be a new student?"

"How is that possible? The course selection has already ended. Who would join the class at this time?"

One of the female soldiers looked at Lu Yuan curiously, her eyes fell on his very conspicuous red hair, and she remembered something, her face suddenly became strange: "Could he be Lord Reid?"

This realization almost made his companion drop his jaw in shock, and he lowered his voice to retort: "Are you blind? How does that bug look like Red?!"

Although Lu Yuan was wearing a mask and his face was not visible, one could tell from his features and figure that he was a handsome guy. Otherwise, those female soldiers wouldn't have kept looking back at him. Red was usually silly, so how could he be similar to the male insect in front of him? !

The female soldier who was speaking also thought it was unlikely, and said hesitantly: "But except for Sir Reid, no other bug in our class has red hair."

His companions fell silent upon hearing this: Yes, it seemed that Red was the only one with red hair in their class.

As the bell rang, many students walked into the classroom one after another, and soon most of the seats were filled. Lu Yuan was studying the book "Sex and Reproduction Teaching" with his head down, and because he was too focused, he missed two familiar figures.

Yoriga and Justus walked into the classroom as the bell rang, and found a seat to sit down. It happened to be just across the aisle from Lu Yuan. However, because there were too many students, neither of them noticed each other. Yoriga thought Justus must have taken the wrong medicine. He didn't go to the discipline inspection in the afternoon, but dragged himself to class, which was the "Sex and Reproduction Teaching" that he hated the most. He said with a twitching expression: "Justus, if you are sick, go see a doctor, okay? This course can't cure your illness. Don't you feel embarrassed to attend classes with a group of freshmen?"

Yusitu was a little absent-minded at first, but he came back to his senses after hearing his words. He sneered and said, "If you don't want to take classes with freshmen, you should work hard to pass the exam. Why do you have to retake the course with me every year? Isn't it too late to realize the shame now?"

Most military females are not very good at pleasing male insects. Compared with sub-females, they seem to be born lacking in this aspect. In a sense, the course "Sex and Reproduction Teaching" is designed for military females, so that they will know how to serve their male masters when they get married in the future. However, a large number of students still fail every year.

Justu and Yoriga always try to take advantage of the situation every time they have to retake classes, avoiding them whenever possible and asking for leave at least eight times out of ten. However, the former went against his usual behavior today and insisted on coming to class, causing Yoriga to wonder if the sun had risen from the west.

Yoriga keenly sensed something was wrong: "Tell me the truth, what happened to you?"

Of course, Yusitu couldn't tell him about his disharmonious sex life, so he said perfunctorily, "I just don't want to have a bad grade at the end of the semester, that's all. If you don't want to attend the class, leave and come back next year to retake it, but I won't be with you then."

Yoriga laid on the table and wailed in despair: "Oh, God of Insects, please kill me!"

While they were talking, Professor Wilson, who was in charge of the class, walked in. Unlike the embarrassing course content, his face was old-fashioned and serious, and he had the aura of a general guarding a place.

When Lu Yuan saw Professor Wilson come in, he immediately perked up and prepared to listen carefully. He also opened his notebook. You know, he was never so serious even when he cheated in exams.

Lu Yuan was lucky that today's class was about "reproduction". Professor Wilson cleared his throat, put a diagram of the female insect's body on the whiteboard, and began to explain the content to the students: "As we all know, female insects are very strong. When they sense danger from the outside world, their bodies will automatically enter a defensive state. Military females who have been on the battlefield are more sensitive to this aspect. There have been many cases in the past where male insects and female insects were accidentally injured while having sex."

Lu Yuan thought that it was no wonder that Justu was so tense yesterday and almost fell off the bed. It turned out that it was because of the conditioned reflex caused by his experience on the battlefield.

Professor Wilson pointed at the whiteboard with his pointer and said earnestly, "Usually at this time, the male insects must use pheromones to induce the female insects to become aroused. This will allow them to relax their guard and proceed with the next step of preparation."

Justu was sitting under the podium. He looked strange when he heard that. He thought it was because of the distance and the other party did not release any pheromones to him yesterday.

Lu Yuan wrote down the key points in his notebook, thinking that it was no wonder that he failed yesterday. It turned out to be Yusitu's fault. He said that no matter how bad his skills were, they would not be that bad. It turned out that the female insect's body structure was different from that of humans, and pheromones were required for reproduction.

Hiss, but do I have such a thing as pheromones

When Lu Yuan thought about this, he unconsciously reached out and touched the back of his neck, thinking that he should study it carefully when he got back.

Professor Wilson continued to spread scientific knowledge on the podium, but the following content was not suitable for children. Many female insects blushed as they listened: "The uterine cavity used by female insects to reproduce is a little lower in the abdomen, which is also the position that male insects must touch to perform deep marking. If the size of your future male is too [beep—], then not only will the marking be impossible, it may even be difficult to produce offspring."

"The process of deep marking by male insects will make female insects feel painful, and after marking, the female insects will be weak for several days. Even the color of the insect pattern on the back of the neck will change. So unless it is absolutely necessary, you'd better not let the male insects mark you casually."

A female insect bravely raised her hand and asked, "Professor, how painful will it be?"

Professor Wilson said: "The degree of pain of the female insect often depends on the male insect. If the male insect is gentle enough during the process, you will not feel too much pain, but if the male insect is rough, it is hard to say."

After he finished speaking, he picked up the water cup and took a sip of water, then reminded the students below meaningfully: "Don't blame me for not reminding you, you must keep your eyes open when looking for male insects in the future, otherwise..."

He didn't finish his words, but his meaning was clear. Otherwise, his sex life for the rest of his life would probably be worrying.

The female insects in the classroom burst into laughter upon hearing this. They pushed each other and subconsciously looked at the few male insects in the class, then blushed and looked away, secretly guessing something unspeakable in their hearts.

Justu's thoughts were inevitably a little scattered. He unconsciously touched his lower abdomen, then put it down awkwardly, thinking that he should not worry about this problem.

Lu Yuan was unaware of this and was taking notes seriously. He looked very strange among the students who were laughing so hard. Professor Wilson adjusted his glasses and thought Lu Yuan was absent-minded. He walked down from the podium and found that Lu Yuan was taking notes. He asked in confusion, "Hey, are you a student in our class?"

He felt that Lu Yuan looked very unfamiliar.

Lu Yuan paused while taking notes when he heard this, and subconsciously looked up, only to find that he had been caught by the professor. Fortunately, he was a poor student with a strong psychological quality, so he nodded without changing his expression: "Yes."

The professor was even more puzzled when he heard this: "Why do I seem to have never seen you before? What's your name?"

Lu Yuan, wearing a mask, said calmly, "Red."

Students' eyes often follow their teachers. As early as when Professor Wilson stepped down from the podium, many insects looked over. When they learned that the slender and slender red-haired male insect was the fat boy Red, they all dropped their jaws in surprise.

That male insect is Red? ! How is it possible? !

Even the professor's eyes widened in surprise: "Red? How come you've lost so much weight in just one week?!"

Lu Yuan said with a stiff upper lip: "I've been exercising to lose weight recently."

The professor still felt it was impossible. Seeing Lu Yuan wearing a mask, he subconsciously wanted to reach out and take it off, but Lu Yuan dodged him without leaving a trace: "Sorry, I'm a little allergic recently and can't be exposed to the wind."

Male insects have certain privileges at certain times, and the professor cannot force them. He frowned and looked at Lu Yuan suspiciously for several times. He always felt that something was strange, but he couldn't tell what was strange. He had to temporarily give up the idea of asking Lu Yuan to take off his mask and returned to the podium to continue teaching.

As the president of the Discipline Committee, Justu was not new to such things. He chuckled and said, "Another person who took advantage of the situation to help call out the names. Professor Wilson is really old and blurry, and he can't even see such a thing."

Yoriga didn't care much: "Male insects always have privileges. As long as they don't cause trouble, why bother so much?"

Justu said in a cold tone: "It will be too late to intervene when they start causing trouble."

He turned his head nonchalantly to look to the side, trying to see which class the red-haired male insect belonged to, and why he came to help other insects in class so "selflessly". As a result, he turned his head and happened to meet Lu Yuan's eyes. His body froze immediately: "..."

Although Lu Yuan had dyed his hair red and was wearing a mask, his features did not change at all. Yusitu recognized him almost immediately and sat up straight in shock: "Why are you here?!"

Lu Yuan was also extremely shocked: "Why are you here too?!"

Isn't Justu a top student? It's ok to retake the cooking class, but why does he have to retake the reproduction class?!

(End of this chapter)