Male insects are always the focus of attention. Not long after Lu Yuan walked out of the ward, the sub-female nurse in charge of the ward rounds spotted him and quickly put down her work and stepped forward to support him, saying, "Sir, you are not well yet, how can you get out of bed?"
The females generally have sexy bodies. In the past, Lu Yuan might have been happy to be taken care of, but when he thought of the big cock under the other person's skirt, his mood became complicated.
Lu Yuan couldn't speak, he could only point to his throat and make a gesture of drinking water.
The nurse understood immediately after seeing this, and quickly helped him into the room to sit down, and poured him a glass of water in time: "Sorry, because you have been unconscious for too long and cannot eat, so the room is temporarily not equipped with food and water."
Lu Yuan's throat was extremely dry, and he drank several glasses of water before it finally eased a little. He ignored the nurse's burning gaze and asked, "Have I been unconscious for a long time?"
The nurse smiled and said softly, "Yes, you have been in a coma for about ten days. Thanks to the blessing of the insect god, you have finally woken up now."
When Lu Yuan heard him mention the word "insect", his heart skipped a beat. Then he realized that he was on an alien planet, surrounded by a bunch of insects.
Lu Yuan unconsciously clenched the water cup, a little worried that they would find out that he was an alien, so he asked inconspicuously: "What about my body... I mean, did the doctor say anything?"
Upon hearing this, the nurse flipped through the medical records she carried with her and said, "Your condition is no longer serious, but you need to come to the hospital regularly for blood purification. Although the universal serum can neutralize most snake venom, the snake that bit you is a new mutant, and it is difficult to completely remove the toxin. There is still a little bit of it left in your blood."
Lu Yuan didn't listen to the nurse's words at all. He only heard him say that his condition was no longer serious. He felt relieved at first, and then asked, "Can I be discharged from the hospital now?"
Lu Yuan’s identity information is still blank.
Lu Yuan refused: "No, I can leave the hospital by myself."
The nurse had never encountered such a situation before: "But sir, your body has not fully recovered yet, are you really not going to stay in the hospital for observation for another two days?"
Lu Yuan stood up from the bedside, moved his injured leg, and indicated that he was fine: "My leg is almost healed, and it doesn't affect my walking. Can you help me with the discharge procedures?"
Lu Yuan shook his head firmly: "No need."
He stuffed the card into his backpack, intending to return it to the other party when he had the chance.
"Here is your treatment list and star card. The details of the medications are listed on it. If you have any questions, you can always call for consultation. Also, these are your personal belongings."
When the nurse heard him say thank you, she was stunned at first, then she blushed and waved her hands, stammering, "You... you are too polite. It is my honor to serve you."
The nurse had only been here for less than a month, and she remembered her colleague's warning to her not to disobey those bad-tempered male insects. She asked anxiously, "Sir, do you want me to contact your home insect to pick you up from the hospital?"
I have to go downstairs anyway.
In fact, members of the Male Insect Protection Association had come here once a few days ago. However, because he was in a coma at the time and had been there for ten days, and the doctor predicted that his blood purity was not high, those guys were lazy and never came again. They just left a registration form perfunctorily and asked Lu Yuan to report to the association after he woke up.
He had a feeling that if he stayed any longer he would be exposed.
He thought it would be better for him to stay as far away from the hospital as possible. If he stayed for observation, they would find out that he was not a bug at all, and that would be a big deal. The nurse was stunned for a moment when she heard this: "Ah? Are you going to be discharged now? But your leg..."
According to the hospital procedures, whether to be hospitalized or not depends entirely on the patient's own wishes, not to mention that the wishes of male insects cannot be violated. Seeing that he insisted again and again, the nurse did not dare to stop him and had to go to the front desk to help him go through the discharge procedures.
The nurse said, "It was left by the female soldier who brought you to the hospital that day. Don't you know her?"
Lu Yuan took the item, glanced at the prescription, and then looked at the translucent thing that looked like a bank card in confusion: "Is this mine too?"
Male insects are indeed precious, but all of that is based on a high level of blood purity. The reproductive capacity of male insects below 30% is almost zero, making them garbage among garbage.
The nurse handed Lu Yuan a black shoulder travel bag. There were only some spare clothes and some miscellaneous items in it. There was nothing valuable, but it was the only thing he brought from Earth.
Lu Yuan was stunned for a moment when he heard this, then realized that it was probably the female insect named Yusitu who paid for his medical expenses: "Oh, nothing, thank you."
The nurse glanced at Lu Yuan's handsome face and found that although he was a little cold, he was actually very polite. She couldn't help but be more attentive in her service. She blushed and reminded him, "Although the discharge procedures have been completed, you still need to go to the service hall downstairs to return your hospitalization card. If it's inconvenient for you to walk, I can help you return it."
Lu Yuan didn’t have the habit of bothering others: “No need, I can just withdraw by myself.”
The nurse said, "Then I'll pack some medical meals for you to take home. You just woke up, so it would be better for you to eat some light liquid food."
Lu Yuan had been lying in the hospital for the past few days, relying on nutrient solution to keep alive. It would be a lie to say that he was not hungry, so he did not refuse. He was still wearing a hospital gown, so he took out a set of clothes from his backpack and changed into them, and went to the lobby on the first floor to return the card.
It was the lunch rush hour, and the service windows in the lobby on the first floor were overrun with bugs, with long lines everywhere. Lu Yuan attracted a lot of attention as soon as he arrived downstairs because of his unique appearance and hair color. He turned up his collar to cover his face, stood at the end of the line, and tried his best to reduce his presence, hoping that these bugs would not notice anything.
There were not only male insects in the hospital hall, but also female insects. Lu Yuan had nothing better to do so he took a quick look and found that they were easy to distinguish. The male insects were mostly short and weak, while the female insects were tall and strong, and they were obviously good soldiers. In some cases, there would be a ridiculous scene where seven or eight female insects would protect a male insect, which was even more majestic than the emperor's tour.
Seeing this, Lu Yuan finally had a clear understanding of what Yoriga meant by the "preciousness of male insects".
As time passed, the long line was slowly shortening. Just when Lu Yuan was daydreaming, he heard a commotion in the distance, as if some insects were quarreling.
Gossip is a traditional virtue of human beings, and Lu Yuan is no exception. He looked towards the place where the accident happened, and saw a short male insect holding the wrist of a sub-female nurse and yelling at her. A bunch of insects gathered around to watch the fun: "You are blind! You poured porridge on me! Not only did you dirty my clothes, you also burned my hands. Call your dean!"
The nurse looked familiar, as if she was the sub-female who was going to deliver medical meals to Lu Yuan. He struggled to get away with red eyes, and apologized in panic: "Sir, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it..."
There were several lunch boxes scattered on the ground, and soup and porridge were spilled all over the floor. It was clear what had just happened. The male insect held him tightly, his eyes rolling around, looking up and down at his curvy figure: "What's the use of your apology? Now I want compensation. Do you understand compensation?! I won't let you go if you pay less than 50,000 star coins!"
The nurse was so angry that she trembled all over. "Sir, you have been 'injured' by twelve nurses in our hospital in just one month. Even if you are blackmailing me, there should be a limit! I didn't bump into you just now, you bumped into me yourself!"
Sometimes, one can roughly judge the purity of a male insect's blood by its appearance. The short male insect in front of him has a skinny body, cloudy eyes, and dark skin. It is estimated that the purity of his blood is no more than 16%, which is the lowest level among male insects in the Salilan Empire.
When he was short of money, he would come to the hospital and pretend to be knocked down by a nurse or doctor, and then demand a large amount of compensation. The scientific name is blackmail, commonly known as "touching porcelain", but because the Male Insect Protection Association backed him up, he succeeded many times.
The male insect was exposed in public and could not help but get angry. He raised his hand high and slapped the nurse in the face, gritting his teeth and saying, "Damn it! You are talking nonsense!"
"ah!"
The nurse was so frightened that she closed her eyes. The crowd watching beside her also cried out in surprise. However, the slap did not fall, but was caught firmly in mid-air by a strong hand.
Although Lu Yuan didn't like to meddle in other people's business, he couldn't help but feel that this guy was too shameless. He actually dared to knock over his meal?! He grabbed the male insect's wrist and moved as fast as lightning. With a snap, he directly cut off his arm. As expected, he saw the other party's expression twisted in pain.
The male insect jumped up in pain and said, "Let go! Let go! It hurts!"
Lu Yuan had a fierce aura and looked like someone who was not easy to mess with. He let the other party jump up and down and scream in pain, but he did not loosen his grip at all. He scratched his ear and tilted his head to ask, "What did you say just now? You want 50,000 star coins?"
Damn it, the most I ever collected for protection money on the street was 43.5 yuan, and this idiot who was not even as tall as his neck dared to ask for 50,000 yuan? !
The male insect was sharp-eyed and noticed the tattoo on the back of Lu Yuan's neck. He thought he was a female insect and immediately shouted angrily: "Nosy guy, fifty thousand star coins are not enough to treat my injury. Now I want one hundred thousand! If you don't want to go to interstellar prison, let go quickly!"
"boom!"
Before he could finish his words, he was hit in the stomach unexpectedly and was kicked to the ground by Lu Yuan. The onlookers dispersed and retreated instantly, staring at the scene in front of them with wide eyes in shock.
One of Lu Yuan's legs was still in the air, kicking out. He shook the tip of his shoe expressionlessly. It was lucky that the hard leather toe didn't break any ribs. "Really? But before I go to the interstellar prison, you'll probably have to stay in the hospital for half a year."
Lu Yuan is a person who has escaped the nine-year compulsory education. He does not have the awareness that a gentleman should use words instead of actions.
The male insect was kicked so hard that he was stunned. He finally climbed up from the ground with his hand covering his dislocated arm. Hearing this, he was shocked and angry. He pointed at Lu Yuan with trembling fingertips and said in disbelief: "You... You actually dared to hit a male insect?!"
Lu Yuan proved with his actions that Earthlings are fearless. He retracted his legs, grabbed the male insect by the collar, dragged him in front of him, and then raised two fingers and shook them in front of him, like a bandit coming down the mountain to rob: "Now you have two choices, first, let me beat you up and put you in the hospital, second, pay me 200,000 star coins for mental damages."
The male insect was picked up by him like a chicken, and was so scared that his whole body was shaking. Hearing this, he stared in shock and said, "You... you... you are such a shameless insect! Why should I pay you 200,000 star coins? You might as well go and rob someone else!"
No shell
Lu Yuan raised his eyebrows slightly, and then realized that the other party was scolding him for being shameless: "Robber? Why would I rob? It's so easy to blackmail."
He patted his injured leg and said, "See? You just hurt my leg. You must pay me 200,000 star coins as compensation."
The male insect was very firm: "No!"
Lu Yuan raised his fist: "So you just want to be hospitalized?!"
The male insect was so frightened that he immediately held his head and begged for mercy, then sat down on the ground: "Give it to me! I'll give it to you now!"
Lu Yuan let go of him after hearing that, stretched out a hand, and hooked his fingertips: "Card or cash?"
Of course the male insect gave the card. Who would be crazy enough to carry 200,000 yuan in cash when going out? He was really afraid of the long journey, and even though he was extremely reluctant, he could only reluctantly take out a translucent star card from his pocket and hand it over.
Lu Yuan: "Password?"
The male insect felt so painful that his heart was bleeding: "666666."
Idiot.
Lu Yuan cursed inwardly, picked up his travel bag from the ground and casually put it on his shoulder, then walked directly to the sub-female nurse and threw the star card into his arms: "The password is 6 sixes, I'll donate it to your hospital, you don't have to return it, if the police come, push it onto me."
The nurse hurriedly took the star card and was surprised and happy to hear the words: "Sir..."
Lu Yuan didn't say anything else, and turned around and left the hospital. What a joke, after the fight, he didn't run away and stayed here to be caught by the police
The male insect with a dislocated arm saw that Lu Yuan, the evil star, had finally left, and he hurriedly climbed up from the ground. He was sweating profusely from the pain, and was about to shout loudly for the doctor to fix his bones, but when he turned around, he found that Lu Yuan, who had just left, had suddenly returned: "?!!!"
“Plop—”
The male insect's legs went limp, and he knelt down in fear, wanting to cry but without tears: "I, I, I... I really have no money!"
However, Lu Yuan said nothing. He just pointed to the outside with an expressionless face: "You, go to the hospital next door for treatment!"
(End of this chapter)