"Revenge, revenge, revenge, just... how do I get revenge?"
Xiaotuanzi was just a whim, but he didn't have a specific plan, and fell into trouble as soon as he came out.
Looking around, Xiaotuanzi touched his hungry stomach, and suddenly came up with an idea, "Just eat up her food as punishment."
Having made a decision, Xiaotuanzi turned around and went to the hall, moving towards the refrigerator. Open the refrigerator, and all kinds of snacks appear in front of you.
She ate happily here, and completely forgot about Ji Xi who was still in the kitchen waiting for her to come back from the bathroom. Ji Xi frowned when he found that Xiaotuanzi hadn't come back after frying the meatballs. She took off her apron, took out the meatballs, and asked as she walked, "Xiaolu, are you still in the toilet?"
"Don't pay attention." Xiao Tuanzi stuffed his mouth full of snacks, his speech was slurred, and his voice was as thin as a mosquito, and it didn't reach Ji Xi's ears at all.
Ji Xi couldn't hear the response, so he put the plate aside and was about to go to the toilet, but when he turned his head, he saw a pile of snacks in front of the refrigerator, which was still moving, and there were many snack bags and biscuit crumbs scattered beside him.
This scene was somewhat familiar. Ji Xi took a deep breath, then stepped forward and grabbed the protruding short legs, pulled the person out and carried him, and asked expressionlessly, "Didn't you say you went to the toilet? Are you here?" What are you doing?"
"I'm hungry after going to the bathroom, so I can only eat." Xiaotuanzi held back his fear, answered obediently, and then asked doubtfully, "Is there any problem?"
"Didn't I tell you to croquette with me?"
"But I don't know how to make croquettes." Xiaotuanzi looked at Ji Xi innocently.
The two stared at each other with big eyes, neither of them convinced the other. In the end, Xiaotuanzi felt his eyes were sore, he blinked first, and complained, "Why are you so serious with a child."
Ji Xi's hands were also sore, but he was unwilling to admit defeat and insisted on holding on. Seeing Xiaotuanzi admit defeat first, he quickly put him on the ground, rubbed his arms and complained, "This is the only time you will admit that you are a child. "Usually, she was just like a little adult. If she hadn't confirmed that it had been less than a year since she planted the seeds, she would have wondered if Xiaotuanzi was a thousand-year-old monster in the skin of a child.
"But I'm just a child, do you believe me when I say I'm an adult?" Xiaotuanzi gave Ji Xi a contemptuous look, "Sister Xiaoxi, you are so stupid."
Ji Xi: ...
Xiaotuanzi continued to add fuel to the fire: "And you're such a grown-up, you're really stingy with children. Don't think that I didn't know you were ironing me just now—"
"Xiaolu." Ji Xi interrupted her, bent down and looked at Xiaotuanzi face to face, and suddenly smiled. There seemed to be flowers blooming behind her, but Xiaotuanzi's back felt cold for no reason. It’s a little less, why don’t we cut some grass and chop it up to make vegetarian balls? What do you think?”
Cut a little grass... minced... vegetarian meatballs...
threaten! This is a proper threat!
Xiaotuanzi clenched his fists angrily. But after thinking about it, she felt something was wrong. Ji Xi probably didn't realize that she was just a grass in a potted plant, so this doesn't seem to be a threat, but it is indeed a threat to her life. For a moment, Xiaotuanzi was stunned by himself. Is this Ji Xi's threat
Ji Xi thought Xiaotuanzi was afraid, so he didn't urge him, and just watched quietly with his arms folded.
Xiaotuanzi thought for a long time, and suddenly realized: "I suddenly remembered that I haven't washed my hands before eating. I'll wash my hands now." She ran away as she said, but she flew up as soon as she ran.
Flying? Xiao Tuanzi looked down and saw that his legs had left the ground, and his small arms and legs were waving in the air.
"Don't try to change the subject." Ji Xi led him to the hall and put him on the sofa.
"But I really didn't wash my hands." Xiaotuanzi frowned, "I have touched your clothes, the quilt, your feet, and—"
"Who told you to touch your feet." Ji Xi couldn't bear it any longer, and directly took him to the sink to wash his hands before coming back.
Xiaotuanzi glanced at Ji Xi, stretched out his feet to touch the blanket, and said while getting off the sofa, "After washing your hands, it's time to eat meatballs, right, sister Xiaoxi."
"Yes." Ji Xi nodded almost subconsciously. When she came back to her senses, Xiaotuanzi had climbed onto the tea table to pick up the croquettes, probably because they were still a little hot, she threw the croquettes from her left hand to her right hand, and then from her right hand to her left hand, and kept blowing with her mouth, tossing It took a while to successfully throw the ball into his mouth, and he closed his eyes with an expression of enjoyment.
Ji Xi: ...
After eating one, Xiaotuanzi picked up another, but when he put it to his mouth, he suddenly thought of something, turned around and handed it to Ji Xi's mouth, and opened his mouth wide to say "ah".
Take the opportunity to please, and you won't have to be cut into segments in the future. This is Xiaotuanzi's idea.
However, Ji Xi felt differently. He felt that Xiao Tuanzi was willing to share her food as a foodie, and the little anger that had finally arisen dissipated without a trace.
"Eat." Seeing that Ji Xi didn't respond, Xiaotuanzi stood on tiptoe, squeezed Ji Xi's mouth open and stuffed a ball into it, then muttered, "It's good like this", then picked up a ball and threw it into his mouth. "Well, it's delicious."
Ji Xi: ... Although I was moved for only three seconds, it was indeed delicious, as expected of the croquettes she made.
"However, the throat is a bit dry after eating like this." After speaking, Xiaotuanzi looked at Ji Xi eagerly.
"It's just a little way, if you want to drink, you can get it yourself."
"But his hands are oily." Xiaotuanzi moved to the edge of the tea table, stretched out his feet and rubbed Ji Xi's calf, "Is it all right, is it all right, is it all right~"
The trembling ending smoothly made Ji Xi's goosebumps rise, and he quickly stood aside and criticized severely, "Don't do this kind of action, let alone talk like that!"
"But the TV said that if you do this, you can get everything." Xiaotuanzi pointed to the TV, and it was no longer the sheep on it, but a woman with heavy makeup and a pretty girl with plain face talking. words, with subtitles: This woman, who can act like a baby and cry, has sweets to eat. This man, just take this trick, as long as you act like a baby, there is nothing you can't solve.
Ji Xi turned to look at Xiaotuanzi, who was lying on the coffee table again, watching TV with relish while eating meatballs.
"You are not allowed to watch these TVs in the future." Ji Xi began to reflect on whether his stocking policy was wrong, but Xiaotuanzi is not a human being, and it doesn't work to follow the process of human children's education, employment, marriage, and childbirth.
Xiaotuanzi saw Ji Xi's serious appearance as when he was about to cut her for a few sections, and remembered Ji Xi's previous incident when he said that there were not enough vegetarian meatballs to chop up grass to fry. His back felt cold and he quickly woke Ji Xi up, "Sister Xiaoxi , aren't you going to get a drink?"
"okay."
Seeing Ji Xi leaving, Xiaotuanzi saw Ji Xi turn around before he could breathe a sigh of relief, looked at him expressionlessly, and subconsciously sat up, "Why, what's wrong?"
"You haven't said what you want to drink yet." Ji Xi narrowed his eyes, "Are you guilty? Why are you guilty?"
"I want to drink Coke, with ice." Xiaotuanzi pretended not to hear the second question, bowed his head and counted his fingers, "I want five square ice cubes, such a big square." He even compared his fingers to Ji Xi.
Ji Xi: "...Are you sure?"
Yes, murderous.
Xiaotuanzi trembled and shook his head back and forth.
"good."
Xiaotuanzi: QAQ
"Buzz buzz—"
Seeing the phone vibrate, Xiaotuanzi hurriedly called Ji Xi, "Call."
"You pick it up for me, slide to the right." Ji Xi entered the kitchen without looking back.
Xiaotuanzi said "hmm", then turned back to look at the phone, with a serious expression as if he was going to do research.