Ji Xi froze for three seconds before returning to his senses. He lifted his clothes and took a look. There was a small tooth mark on his tender belly.
She pinched Xiaotuanzi's back collar and lifted it to her face, only then could she see Xiaotuanzi's appearance clearly. About four or five years old, the skin is white and tender, and the face still has baby fat, which is really like a dumpling. The eyes are closed tightly, the eyelashes are long and curled up, I don't know what I dreamed, the mouth is still twittering, and the two paws are clenched into small fists and placed by the mouth, very cute.
"Xiao Xi, did you get drunk last night and ran away to steal someone else's child?" Guan Wanwan approached Ji Xi, reached out and poked Xiao Tuanzi's cheek, fleshy and soft, "It's still alive Yeah."
Ji Xi glanced at it, didn't say anything, but let Guan Wanwan see the contempt in his eyes.
Can it be dead if it is not alive? What a fuss. At this moment, Ji Xi had already forgotten the shock when he found something hanging on his body at first.
Li Qingqing was much more sensible, and pulled Guan Wanwan who was kneading Xiaotuanzi's cheek: "Wanwan, you are bullying this little friend. The question now is whose child is this child, and where did he come from? It can't just appear out of thin air Bar."
When Li Qingqing asked, what did Ji Xi think of. Let the two of them stay in the room, while he went out with Xiaotuanzi in his arms and walked towards the balcony. Walking to the balcony, she saw empty potted plants.
Ji Xi half-closed his eyes, turned his head to look at the little dumpling in his hand, and then noticed the grass on his head. She pulled her hair. The grass really came out of the skin, not an accessory on the clip. And the grass looks like a small grass that was planted at the beginning of the potted plant, about five or six centimeters.
really.
The guess was finally confirmed, Ji Xi didn't have much fear. It was probably because there were speculations before, after such a long period of relaxation, and this little guy's appearance was too harmless, Ji Xi didn't have much resistance or fear.
When the wind blew, Xiaotuanzi, who was sleeping soundly, felt cold all over her body, and began to turn over and climb up, and finally returned to her arms. She rubbed herself against the warmth and continued to sleep.
Ji Xi: ...
This monster seems to be... a little silly. she thinks.
When other monsters become spirits, they usually act with their tails between their legs, so no one will discover their identities no matter what. The little dumpling in her arms was fine, not only was she not cautious, she even dared to change back into her original body and climb onto her bed carelessly.
"Xiao Xi."
"Yes." Guan Wanwan's yelling sound came into his ears, and Ji Xi could only go back with Xiaotuanzi in his arms.
Now that you know the identity of the other party, you have to take care of it no matter what. I just don't know how my mother will react when she finds out that Xiaocao has become a human. They should be so shocked that they might faint, after all, not everyone can accept the fact of monsters so calmly. Ji Xi thought a little darkly.
On the other side, Li Yuanyuan waited for a long time in the bathroom for her sister to bring her clothes, so she simply wrapped herself in a towel and came out. When I got to the hall, I saw a few people gathered on the sofa, and walked over suspiciously.
"Where did the kid come from? Will parents be worried if she disappears?" Guan Wanwan asked.
"No." Ji Xi was not sure. Even though she is a goblin, she also has parents. It's just a blade of grass... Will it have parents? This question is a bit out of line for her son.
"Why does she have a piece of grass on her head?" Li Qingqing rubbed her chin and thought, "Could it be a modified human? Just like in the movie, a genetically bred mutant, or an alien who just landed on Xiaoxi's body." Alien? This green hair and the grass on top of his head are the best evidence, maybe it is really an alien."
The more he said, the more outrageous it became, Ji Xi couldn't laugh or cry.
"What alien?" Li Yuanyuan stopped behind Ji Xi, "Qingqing, where are the clothes I asked you to take?"
"Ah, I forgot." Because of Xiaotuanzi's appearance, Li Qingqing completely forgot about borrowing clothes for Li Yuanyuan, and quickly apologized to her sister.
Li Yuanyuan supported her forehead, but then she was also attracted by the little dumpling on the sofa.
Ji Xi had a lot of clothes, some of which he didn't wear, so he found a set for Li Yuanyuan. Li Yuanyuan was in a hurry for a date, changed her clothes and left in a hurry.
Li Yuanyuan left, Guan Wanwan and Li Qingqing continued to study Xiaotuanzi, while Ji Xi was going to wash up. After a night of hangover, the whole body smelled of alcohol, and the smoke was uncomfortable.
Just as she got up, Xiaotuanzi slowly opened his eyes.
"Look, Qingqing, her eyes are green! Just like glass beads."
"It's a foreign kid. Those eyes are pretty."
Hearing this, Ji Xi looked back, and happened to meet Xiaotuanzi's gaze. Xiaotuanzi's eyes were one or two points larger than ordinary children's, probably because his eyes were a little dull when he just woke up, but the green eyeballs were as clear and crystal clear as emeralds, so tender and lovely.
"Kid, do you remember—"
Xiaotuanzi was stunned for two or three seconds, returning to his senses, not understanding why there were so many people beside him, especially why that terrifying human being stared at him blankly.
"Human," Xiaotuanzi remembered that he couldn't be called a human being, recalled the words he learned while watching TV, hurriedly climbed off the sofa, ran to hug Ji Xi's calf, and called out, "Mom."
It was said on TV that no vicious mother would harm her child. This human being wants to cut it off every day. If he becomes her mother, he shouldn't cut it off, right
Xiaotuanzi felt that his idea was very good, and when he climbed hard, his feet were also hanging on Ji Xi's calf, and his whole body was hanging in the air, like a koala.
The word "Mom" is a bit lethal. As soon as she finished speaking, the air froze for an instant, and it was so quiet that even the sound of the clock moving could be clearly heard.
Guan Wanwan looked back and forth between Ji Xi and the little friend in shock, wondering if it was a psychological effect, but after a closer look, the two seemed to be slightly similar.
Li Qingqing calmed down a little, squatted down and looked at Xiaotuanzi, pointed to Ji Xi and asked, "Little friend, is Xiaoxi your mother?"
Xiaotuanzi felt a terrifying murderous aura, flinched, but didn't let go, instead nodded.
Worried that the two of them would not believe it, she added, "My mother,"
Guan Wanwan looked at Xiang Jixi with shock and aggrieved expression: "Xiao Xi, you secretly got married and had children without telling us!"
Li Qingqing also nodded: "Is there something wrong with the kid's father, that's why you concealed it?"
Ji Xi glanced at the two friends, not understanding how the two would believe the kid's nonsense, and said coldly, "I'm not the kid's mother, and I don't have any kid's father." Did not tell the two. It's not that you can't believe it, but that this kind of thing is weird after all, and it's a bit troublesome to explain, and if you slip up, it's not good for Xiaotuanzi.
Hearing this, Xiaotuanzi slowly climbed off Ji Xi's body, and tiptoed away from them, intending to take the opportunity to escape. It's just that he didn't take two steps, and was picked up again, his body was suspended in the air, and his two short legs could only wave in the air.
"Where do you want to go?" Ji Xi put Xiaotuanzi on the sofa, folded his arms, and stared at her expressionlessly, "Did I let you run away?"
Yes, murderous.
very scary. The keen little dumpling shivered and turned to look pitifully at the two humans next to him. Compared to the terrifying human being the owner, the other two humans seem to be very friendly to her.
Her almond eyes were round and round, showing a bit of fear at this time, and her red face turned pale because of fear, which made Guan Wanwan and Li Qingqing's hearts soften.
Guan Wanwan patted her on the head, and looked at Ji Xi with a straight face: "Xiao Xi, don't be so dark, you're scaring the kids."
Li Qingqing also felt that it was inappropriate for Ji Xi to act like this, after all, she was just a child, so she said, "Xiao Xi, the child is not a subordinate, so don't be so strict, you will scare her."
Xiaotuanzi was supported by someone, and hid behind Guan Wanwan, taking advantage of Guan Wanwan and Li Qingqing's inattention, made a face at Ji Xi.
Ji Xi didn't expect that he would become the target of everyone's criticism in an instant. He looked down and saw that grimace, and his face instantly darkened: ...
It seems that this is still a scheming plant.
Guan Wanwan and Li Qingqing made sure that Xiaotuanzi was not Ji Xi's daughter, and played with her for a long time before leaving.
As soon as they left, only Xiao Tuanzi and Ji Xi were left who looked at each other silently.
Xiaotuanzi took a sneak peek and saw that Ji Xi was engrossed in watching TV, slowly climbed off the sofa, and walked lightly towards the door.
She can't let this terrible human discover her identity, otherwise, this human will definitely cut it into pieces.
"where are you going."
A cold voice sounded from behind, Xiaotuanzi pretended not to hear it, but the other party asked twice, she could only turn her head stiffly.
Facing Shang Ji Xi's cold gaze, Xiao Tuanzi was a little timid, his lips trembled slightly, and he said "ah" in a low voice.
"That's the direction of the door, are you going home?" Ji Xi leaned on the sofa, crossed his arms, and looked at Xiaotuanzi leisurely.
"Yes, yes." Xiaotuanzi squeezed out a bright smile, "I've been out for so long, it's time to go back."
"Do you want me to take you back?" Even though he said so, Ji Xi didn't have the intention of getting up to send someone off.
Xiaotuanzi shook her head and refused: "No, there's no need, you can just do your own thing." If Ji Xi were to send her away, she would be betrayed.
"That's right. I suddenly remembered that I still have to water my potted plants, so I won't see you off." Ji Xi put his eyes on her, watching her glowing red face turn pale with satisfaction.
There is a price to be paid for changing the belt rhythm to make people misunderstand that she has a child out of wedlock.
"Then I'll go first." Sensing the murderous intent, Xiaotuanzi ran away.
She must not be cut into pieces by this horrible human being.
"Bang—" the door was closed, and there was a faint chuckle in the room, but Xiaotuanzi who left didn't hear it.
As soon as he went out, Xiaotuanzi disappeared at the door, and when he reappeared, he had turned back into a grass and appeared in a potted plant.
After a while, Ji Xi, who said he needed watering, came to the balcony.
Xiaotuanzi hid in the grass, and he was relieved to be sure that he appeared one step ahead of Ji Xi. If it was not found and disappeared, it should not be cut off. She thought a little uneasily.
After a while, she felt wet on her body, and when she came back to her senses, the human was watering with a shower.
A lot of water.
Feeling uncomfortable, Xiaocao shook, trying to shake off all the water droplets on her body. However, Ji Xi kept watering outside, no matter how she shook, there would be water droplets on her.
"Why is the grass shaking so much today?"
Hearing what Ji Xi said outside, Xiaocao stopped trembling for an instant, fearing that something strange would be discovered.
"Tell me about you, the other grasses are all short, why are you so tall, you almost broke through the roof of the building."
It's not your fault. Xiaotuanzi pursed his lips in grievance.
According to her normal practice, it should take some time before she can transform into form. However, Ji Xi watered too much every day, almost drowning the grass, so she had to accelerate the growth of absorbing water, so that she grew so tall.
Outside, Ji Xi didn't know it was because of him, but he was still talking to himself, "If it grows longer, it won't be good to pierce the roof, just cut off a section, this way it won't damage the roof, and it's easier to feed. "
When Xiaocao heard this, she froze instantly. Before she could think of a countermeasure, she saw that scary human actually went to the kitchen to find a kitchen knife, and was still gesturing on the grass to find a place.
Stop, stop!
Just when Xiaocao was about to hit someone, the cell phone rang in the hall.
"Why is the phone ringing at this time, really." Ji Xi put down the knife pretending to be regretful, "Forget it, let's talk about it later." As she said, she glanced at Xiaocao with a little regret, and turned to enter the room.
Xiaotuanzi in Xiaocao breathed a sigh of relief, with such a terrible master, it is really difficult for Cao Cao to live.
TAT…
Xiaotuanzi was about to cry, but when he turned his head, he saw the kitchen knife next to him, and his eyes lit up.