"Do you know cats have nine lives?" After Ji Cao nodded, Bambi sighed and said, "That's how we are."
Ji Cao was at a loss, "What? What does your nine lives have to do with not being able to become a human?"
"I mean there are good and bad. If there are too many lives, as a corresponding punishment, we can't change into human form, we can only exist in the form of a cat."
"That's it." Ji Cao suddenly realized, and then picked up the phone from the sofa and handed it to Ji Xi, "Xiao Xi, I've finished ordering takeout, so I return the phone to you."
"Yeah." Ji Xi took it over, "I've put away the hot water, and put the pajamas in the basket, so hurry up and take a shower."
"Okay." Ji Cao blinked playfully, "Then please help me take it later."
"Well, let's go now."
The two talked, completely ignoring the little Bambi on the side.
Little Bambi pulled Ji Cao's pants depressedly, "Aren't you curious? Why is the reaction so cold?"
"But didn't you say it?" Ji Cao picked it up and threw it between the two cute cats in disgust, "Since you have given the answer, I don't feel curious anymore."
Little Bambi: "..." It seems that it is too naive.
Ji Cao was not too polite, and ran to the bathroom swaggeringly after throwing away little Bambi.
Thinking of delicious food, she took a shower very quickly and came out in less than twenty minutes. However, to her disappointment, when she came out, the takeaway hadn't arrived yet.
"It's only been less than half an hour, and it's probably going to be another half an hour." Her disappointed expression was so obvious that Ji Xi couldn't ignore it. He could only put down his phone, turn on the TV, and hand her the remote control. Watch TV for a while."
"Okay." Ji Cao also knew that there was no rush, so she could only press the TV depressedly. I don't know if it's because of a different mood, but now she feels a little bored watching the dog-blood drama that she liked to watch before.
"Honey, didn't you say that you are the only one?"
"Yes, I only have you as a girlfriend."
"Then who is she?"
"She is my wife."
"Go to hell with me."
The sound of the TV was a little louder, and the lines were poisonous. Ji Xi looked up and saw a man who was knocked to the ground by a punch, and the corner of his mouth twitched.
She asked, "What TV show are you watching?"
Ji Cao looked away from the TV and glanced at her, "It seems to be called "I'm in Love with the Scumbag's Wife."
Ji Xi watched Ji Cao solemnly watching TV, and suddenly understood why Ji Cao was always able to speak amazingly, because all the TV shows he watched were like this.
In order not to let the bloody lines cause a critical blow to his ears, Ji Xi suggested, "Xiaolu, change the channel."
"Huh?" Ji Cao turned her head to look at her, "Isn't it pretty?"
"This kind of picture is too violent, it's not good." Ji Xi opened his eyes and said nonsense, "If we want to watch, we should watch some positive ones."
Motivated? Ji Cao thought for a while, changed the channel, and then looked at Ji Xi again.
"What are you doing?"
"I want to go up to see if someone is watching us."
"You want to go to heaven?"
"Yes, I want to fly into the sky. Xiaohong, you will miss me, right?"
"Why don't I miss you. Now when I think of you going to heaven, my heart hurts, it hurts so much, it hurts so much that I can't breathe."
Ji Xi looked at the men and women hugging each other, sighed, and gave up torturing his eyes, "Forget it, you should watch the previous TV series."
"Oh." Ji Cao felt strange, but still pressed the program station back honestly.
"By the way." Ji Cao looked at the TV, suddenly remembered something, turned to look at Ji Xi, "Xiao Xi, please ask someone to check the affairs of sister Ji Xiaoxiao."
Although she said it didn't matter, she always felt flustered. Especially Grandma Ji still wants Ji Xi to inherit the old house and learn those exercises, she is really worried.
"I've already sent someone to investigate, and the result will probably be out soon." Ji Xi had already made arrangements on the way back, and he didn't say that he just didn't want Ji Cao to worry. Seeing that Ji Cao was rarely serious, she waved her hand and asked Ji Cao to hug him after he came over, "Don't worry, I won't stay in the old house."
Ji Cao blinked her eyes and asked thoughtfully, "Then will you learn the exercises she said?"
"I have my own exercises, so there's no need to learn hers." Ji Xi let go of her, then reached out and pinched her nose, "Although I don't know what it's like, I have a hunch that mine is the best .”
"real?"
"real."
Ji Cao's eyeballs rolled back and forth, strangely, "Actually, if you want, it's not impossible."
Seeing her naughty appearance, Ji Xi was a little curious, "What do you want to do?"
"We can grab that skill." Ji Cao suggested enthusiastically, "Although it's a bit risky, I think I can still hit it—hey, what are you doing with my forehead?"
"Who told you to think of such a dangerous bad idea." Ji Xi shook his head, "Don't talk about doing it, don't even think about it, you know?"
"Oh." Ji Cao replied with some regret. She was just thinking about it, and when she saw Ji Xi's reaction so strongly, she shrugged her shoulders and promised not to do such a thing.
Ji Xi felt that Ji Cao's thinking was a little dangerous, and was about to get her to correct it when the phone rang.
"The takeaway must have arrived." Ji Cao looked at her brightly, "Quickly answer the phone to see if it's the deliveryman."
Seeing her like this, Ji Xi could only swallow the last words, and picked up the mobile phone on the side to answer the call. It really made Ji Cao say that it was the delivery man's phone number.
Ji Cao was a little puzzled after she finished answering the phone, "Didn't the delivery guy just ring the doorbell and deliver it?"
"It said that the community does not allow food delivery, so let's get it at the door." Ji Xi went into the room and took a coat and put it on outside, and told Ji Cao, "I'm going down to get food now, don't open the door to strangers by yourself .”
Giving Ji Xi the same advice every time, Ji Cao waved her hand impatiently, "You know, I'm not a child."
"If you're not a child, then you're not allowed to eat so many desserts." Seeing her dissatisfaction, Ji Xi threatened.
"Why?" Ji Cao was worried that her dessert was really gone, so she quickly stuffed her thumb into her mouth and sucked it, and said vaguely, "Little, little sister, what is the mud?"
"How can a finger-sucking child talk?" Ji Xi didn't know whether to laugh or cry and waved her hands to tell her to stop the performance immediately, "Okay, don't pretend to be a baby for me. If you continue to toss about, maybe the delivery guy will throw the food at the door, and someone will pass by by the way." Just take it away."
When Ji Cao heard that her things were going to be taken away, Ji Cao stopped performing, and quickly took out her hand to wipe with a tissue, telling Ji Xi to hurry down. She was a little worried about her food, and asked anxiously, "Why don't I go down with you?"
"No, just get a takeaway." Ji Xi pushed him back onto the sofa, "I'm leaving."
Ji Cao nodded, raised her paw obediently and waved, "Bon voyage."
Ji Xi rubbed the top of her hair before opening the door and going out.
After waiting for five minutes, Ji Cao heard a knock on the door.
"Xiaocao, it's me."
Ji Cao heard Ji Xi's voice, got up quickly, and then took two steps to realize something was wrong. Ji Xi usually called her "Little Green", why did he call her "Little Grass" this time? And didn't Ji Xi always bring the key with him when he went out
Thinking of this, Ji Cao cleared her throat and asked loudly, "Xiao Xi, didn't you bring the key?"
"I forgot to bring it, please open the door for me."
Listen carefully, it seems that the sound is slightly crisper. Thinking of this, Ji Cao didn't open the door directly, but looked out from the cat's eye, and found that the figure outside the door was not Ji Xi's figure at all, but a strange woman. She let go of her spiritual sense, only to feel the woman's breath, she couldn't figure it out.
Thinking of this, she looked at the three cats next to her, "It's not Xiaoxi outside the door, come and see if you recognize them."
The three cats quickly jumped on top of her, looking at the woman outside through their cat eyes.
"Huh?" Little Bambi was the first to react, "This should be someone from the Monster Management Bureau."
Xiaocuti and Xiaohuangdian looked at it suspiciously, "Why don't we know?"
Little Bambi thought for a while, and then said under the puzzled eyes of one person and two cats, "I guess."
Ji Cao immediately rolled her eyes. But it is estimated that it is almost the same. Except for the people from the Monster Management Bureau, no one would do such a boring thing. It's just that the people from the Monster Management Bureau didn't all retreat before? Why is there another person now.
Ji Cao couldn't figure it out, so she could only wait for Ji Xi to come back. Thinking of this, she ignored the people outside, went back to the house, took a coat to cover it, and prepared to leave. The three cats were worried that they would be taken away if they were alone, so they quickly ran over her, and teleported out of the house together, to a place where no one was behind the community.
Ji Cao walked directly to the gate of the community, just in time to meet Ji Xi who came back with a takeaway, and hurried up.
"Why did you come out too?" Ji Xi looked puzzled, "Don't tell me, let you wait at home?"
Ji Cao talked about what happened just now, and then said, "I'm worried that you are alone, hey, you smell like blood?"
Ji Xi looked around, dragged Ji Cao into the elevator, and said, "I also met several people just now, they rushed up without saying anything and tried to pull me into the car, so they got into a fight." She said It's easy, but the process is a bit complicated. If it wasn't for her rapid progress after practicing, plus she usually pays attention to exercise, maybe she was really succeeded by the other party. On the other hand, it was also because the people over there didn't know that she could cultivate, so they sent someone who was stronger than ordinary people but weaker in cultivation. Now that she has revealed her strength, the people she will send next time will probably be even stronger.
"Is it someone from the Monster Management Bureau?" Ji Cao was a little worried, "Or someone else?"
"I will investigate clearly, don't worry."
"I don't have to worry about it myself. What if they capture you?" Thinking of that scene, Ji Cao had the idea of rushing over to tear down all the monster management bureaus.
At this moment, Ji Xi suddenly remembered what Grandma Ji said, and his eyes sharpened sharply. Out of the corner of her eye, she noticed Ji Cao pulling her hair irritably, and she put her arms around him, "It's okay. Even if I'm taken away, Xiaolu will come back to save me, right?"
"Yes." Ji Cao nodded immediately. It's just that she was still worried, so she said, "I'll be your bodyguard in the future, so I won't give others a chance."
Ji Xi knew that Ji Cao was worried, so he didn't refuse her kindness, but just smiled and said, "That's a hard work for you."
"Um."
"Ding—" As soon as the voice fell, the elevator door opened.
The two walked towards home holding hands, just in time to see the person at the door turn around and walk over. Apparently the other party didn't expect Ji Xi to come back at this time, his expression was flustered for a moment, and then he realized that something was wrong, he quickly lowered his head, passed the two of them into the elevator.
Ji Cao moved her hand, and a green leaf quickly fell to the ground, just in time to be stepped on by the opponent's shoe, and stuck to it.
After doing all this, Ji Cao smiled and walked into the room holding Ji Xi's hand.