Singing, who can't be like, Tian Yuan can open his mouth and he can sing Pan Lei's chorus out of tune, and a greasy and crooked love song can be sung into a hilarious song, but Pan Lei can't find him. When it's time to tune, he's the typical guy who can take the band away.
Huang Kai began to yell, go down, go down, go down, change people, a good leisure night, and Tian Yuan can't be crippled.
Tian Yuan is very depressed. He sings out of tune, and his running is very good. There are too few people who can run to his level.
Pan Lei pulled him and sang the Green Flower in the Army to him in front of his face. Pan Lei said, I will sing you love songs by my side, and I can make you cry. I couldn't cry, but I was very moved.
At least there is you, how beautiful, how lingering, how expression, the mole on your palm, I remember where it is.
All the love and affection, all the tenderness and affection, were completely dispelled because of his words.
Tian Yuan stared into his eyes. Originally, he was very affectionate and moved, but when he heard his nasty remarks that tampered with the lyrics, his eyes suddenly widened.
"Hey, Lei Zi, is there a mole on Tian Yuan's body? You know where it is, where is it?"
Lin Mu asked a question very cooperatively.
"Yes, yes, I've kissed many times. Let me tell you, it's on his lower back, above his left buttocks, he doesn't know it himself, I always like to kiss him, it's still red, little one. It's the size of a grain of rice, very cute, I tell you, if I kiss him, he will..."
Pan Lei said enthusiastically, Tian Yuan couldn't bear it anymore, he had never seen such a shameless bastard, he picked up the microphone and hit him directly on the head.
"Wipe your uncle, shut up for Lao Tzu!"
Pan Lei grinned, the family was too violent, he didn't dare to say any more.
"Secrets of the boudoir, it is not appropriate to tell them. I understand, we all understand."
Everyone was drinking bottles, drinking glasses, booing and cheering, making Tian Yuan blushed. I have never seen such a group of people who can be assholes to this level. It's really not a good date for fish to find fish, shrimp to shrimp, and turtles to bastards.
"Seriously, this is our couple's business, don't make fun of it."
Pan Lei was still bluffing, everyone burst out laughing, you wife and slave!
Pan Ge couldn't come here to sing in a police uniform. He had already changed into casual clothes and picked up the microphone.
"Tian'er, look at the second brother showing his singing voice."
Tian Yuan is really looking forward to it, Pan Ge's voice, it is said that his little poplar sings so much. Sure enough, as soon as he opened his voice, he was absolutely top-notch, tenor, with a clear and high-pitched voice. When he sang the highest note, Tian Yuan felt his scalp tingling, Huang Kai took the lead in applauding, and Pan Ge seemed to be stern. But there are too many secrets hidden in this person, and it is shocking to show a small hand.
People who have been soldiers really sing the best, even the most common military songs, they can sing different feelings, maybe the feelings for the army, the deepest feelings in the world, there are three kinds, classmates , comrade-in-arms, inmates.
The memory of the troops and the memory of comrades-in-arms, as long as those who have been soldiers, will never forget their career in the military.
At the end of the last syllable, Tian Yuan was about to applaud. Pan Lei's hands were fast, and his arm was still cracked. He would applaud neither light nor heavy, in case it was serious. Tian Yuan just made this move. Pan Lei grabbed his good hand and clapped it together with his hand. In this way, there would be applause and he would not be injured. However, two people each contributed one hand and applauded. , is it a show of affection
So they were despised by the collective, showing affection, showing that there are people around you. cut.
Pan Ge really occupied the microphone and waved at Huang Kai.
"Come up and sing with me." Huang Kai ran up and took another microphone.
"Sing what?"
Pan Ge ordered a song, which is currently the most popular song. It was sung in the Spring Festival Gala, but it was out of tune. It was re-performed at the Lantern Festival Gala because of love.
Oh, oh, oh, two men duet because of love, breaking news!
Everyone came to watch, the chief of the public security bureau and a man sang because of love.
The chief of public security and a big gangster who mixes the underworld because of love, this world is really full of love.
Huang Kai scratched his hair.
"I don't sing female voices."
"I don't sing female voices either, all male voices."
Tian Yuan took out his mobile phone and prepared to record, sing, sing, and let him listen to the male-male version because of love.
Pan Ge began to sing, he sang the part of Eason Chan, and Huang Kai could only sing the part of Faye Wong. Although it was sung by two men, Pan Ge lowered his voice, not as high-pitched as Xiaobai just now, and became a bit low. Dumb, lingering.
Huang Kai, this heartless person, has no feeling of Faye Wong, no feeling of love at all, and has no emotion at all. It's a pity that such a good song, it's a pity that Pan Ge's affectionate interpretation.
Lin Mu and Zhang Hui looked at each other, then drank silently. Pan Lei has always been inattentive, all his attention is on Tian Yuan, and it has nothing to do with him even if there is a big striptease on stage.
Not as brilliant as Xiao Baiyang just now, but not bad, at least not out of tune.
The next step was the singing of several wine girls. They asked for more wine. From the beer at the beginning, it was gradually upgraded to Chivas. The wine bottle waiter has cleaned it three times, and they are still there. drinking.
Tian Yuan was forced to drink juice. Both he and Lin Mu knew that there was an injury, so don't touch the alcohol. Let him drink juice as he should.
A few of them drank together, and they all got down on their knees. Pan Lei felt that his pants were a little tight, and he was going to drain the water.
"Hey, when I'm not by Tian Yuan's side, keep an eye on me and don't let any woman get close to him."
Pan Lei drank a bit too much and was a little shaken. Tian Yuan supported him for fear that he would fall.
Pan Lei didn't need him to help him. Although he drank a little too much, he still knew that Tian Yuan was injured, and he was walking unsteadily when he fell and bumped into him.
"It only takes five minutes for you to go to the toilet. What are you worried about in such a short time, you are carefully urinating your pants."
Only then did Pan Lei go to the toilet with confidence.
The few of them continued to fight wine. Huang Kai wickedly replaced the juice in his hand for Tian Yuan. Pan Ge coughed, and no one dared to act rashly. Tian Yuan listened to the women singing and occasionally promised them a few words. I felt that Pan Lei had been there for a long time.
It's just the bathroom, how long does it take to pee? It really took five minutes for him to come back, how come he hasn't come back for a long time.
They've had their fifth beer.
Not drinking too much and falling in the bathroom. Or, with his violent temper, the people who play here are all with the mentality of not getting drunk and not going home, so don't conflict with anyone.
No, go have a look.
Pan Lei really drank a little too much, and after putting out the water, why couldn't he find their box. This karaoke hall is really strange. The corridors and every box are made of the same color, the same painting, and the crooked lines leave the bathroom, so he can't tell the difference between north and south.
The waiter kindly stepped forward.
"Sir, can't find your room? I can take you back."
"No need to."
Pan Lei was a little annoyed. He stayed in the primeval forest for more than half a month and never got lost. Will he get lost in this small karaoke hall? Just kidding, isn't this an insult to his professionalism? He is a special forces instructor, and finding his own box is a piece of cake.
He walked forward along the memory, it should be to the left, he remembered this route.
Who knew that a woman would come face to face and slammed into his arms. Pan Lei frowned.
"Drink too much, ladies."
Pushing her away, the woman's face was flushed, and she was very drunk. Pan Lei went around in a circle, he wanted to hurry back, where is Tian Yuan, Huang Kai, Linmu and Zhang Hui coaxed together, don't bully him.
Shui knew that he was about to leave when the woman hugged his waist from behind.
"Good brother, come drink with me."
Pan Lei shouted.
"Hey, hey, I'm the owner of the famous grass. Don't touch me!"
Pan Lei desperately went to pull the woman's arm away. The sisters had so much strength, how could they be so strong that they couldn't pull her away with their small arms. With brute force, the woman cried.
This is what Pan Lei is most afraid of, why are you crying? So people passing by are looking at them, thinking that he is a bastard who has been chaotic and abandoned, but he is innocent. If Tian Yuan sees this, it will be over.
As soon as he looked up, Tian Yuan stood five steps away from him, looking at him coldly, looking at the woman behind him, that face, gloomy and terrible.
Pan Lei secretly shouted, "No, his family is blown up."
Regardless of whether he cried or not, Pan Lei ripped the woman apart from his body with all his strength.
"My dear, she posted it, not me. I don't know her, you have to believe me."
Tian Yuan looked at him coldly, like a big moving cold storage, and glanced at Pan Lei sideways, so angry that he died.
He was afraid that Pan Lei would have an accident after drinking too much, so he came out to take a look, and followed the route to the bathroom to find this way. Who knew that as soon as he turned, he saw this woman hug Pan Lei from behind.
His anger exploded with a bang.
Wipe your uncle's Pan Lei, go to the toilet for such a long time, you still have to mess with flowers, grandma's bear, don't let you see the young master's anger, you will think that the young master is easy to bully.
Don't push him away, don't push him away, is his uncle addicted? Did the woman's soft body make him obsessed? This big hooligan, big pervert, chopped him up.
Pan Lei shivered with fright and sobered up. When did this guy in his family show this gloomy and cold expression, arguing with him, kicking him, he wouldn't be so cold and violent when he was angry, that little face is like looking at the little Japanese who invaded China, hateful Got Tintin's. As he gritted his teeth, he could hear the grinding of his teeth.
"Baby, I'm really innocent, you have to believe me."
"go home."
After I get home, I will take care of you. The ninth rule of the house, I will recite it a hundred times for Lao Tzu.