Pan Yue didn't live in the same place with He Lian anymore, and moved into Tian Yuan's house with his luggage.
Before Tian Yuan lived in the same house with a big girl in his life, Pan Lei almost took advantage of the next month's vacation, ran back, and shouted over there with the phone.
"Get out of here! Don't stay in our house, you are an unmarried girl, run to our house to hook up with me! You can't be gentle and virtuous when you grow up, don't see a modest gentleman and your eyes will glow green. , hurry up!"
The friend really deserves to be a member of their old Pan family, stepping on the coffee table with one foot and akimbo with the other, haha screaming in the sky.
"The old lady lives here, and your people belong to me. The old lady likes gentle people. What kind of person in your family, I will let him be my concubine on my bed. The old lady spoils him every night and asks him to give him I have a baby!"
Tian Yuan went to make dumplings. He felt ashamed listening to him, two mindless quarrels, and he was also ashamed.
What's the matter? It's my sister, just live there, what can I say. Although his sister is very unreliable.
This is the female bandit. His mother-in-law was only nurtured. The natural bandit, except for Pan Lei, is Pan Yue.
Pan Lei called Tian Yuan, obviously being bullied by his sister. As soon as the call was connected, Pan Lei became angry.
"That dead woman, the whole world hates her."
"How to speak?"
Tian Yuan closed the kitchen door, Pan Lei said it was wrong, it was his sister, what was he doing
"Oh, my baby, don't you know, she can still be considered a woman. She has been fighting with me since she was a child. I can beat Huang Kailinmu since she was a child, but this woman has been sturdy since she was a child. Ah. Picking my hair and scratching my face, every time I fight with him, I will hang flowers. He has liked girls' toys, dolls and the like since he was a child. It's normal for girls to like it, but what is he doing? Catching toads, earthworms, and snakes is always more fun than me.
His eighteen-year-old dream lover was a gentleman. People think that Keanu Livy is his dream lover who is gentle and jade-like, with a mild temperament and a little sadness. What kind of scholarly temperament made him fascinated. He chased after university lecturers and scared them to go abroad. After chasing the university senior, the senior was too frightened to like a woman, so his grandfather sent him into the army.
He suffered for many years, took off his military uniform, and began to run around the world. My baby is just likeable. He has a good temperament, a good appearance, a good person and a good temper. His preferences are similar to mine. He will definitely rob you from me. drive away. I told the commander of the military region that the commander of the military region would not let me go abroad again, and asked me to wait for a month, but I was worried, what should I do if the woman ate you? That is a Montenegrin old demon. He doesn't want Nie Xiaoqian, he wants Ning Caichen. "
Tian Yuan was laughed at by him, um, I can see that their preferences are the same, they are all the same bandits.
"If only I came back a few days later, I would be able to protect you from being bullied by satyrs. Otherwise, you can stay at He Lian's place and give our house to that witch. I'm really afraid that you will suffer."
"Okay, he won't stay for a few days. He's just joking."
Two children fight, why should adults take it seriously.
"Just kidding? He said that he must touch your bed tonight and let you sleep with you every night."
"No, you're too worried."
"Baby, you close the windows and doors tightly, he will counter-investigate, you must be careful, put the high-voltage electric baton under the pillow, the switch is on the left side of the electric baton, just push it up, it will It can release an electric current, and it can stun him with just one click."
Tian Yuan is very helpless, that's his sister, don't make trouble, okay
"How long do dumplings take to cook?"
"After it's boiled, just order a little cold water, turn it on again, order it again, turn it on again, and then it's ready. I'll tell you something serious."
"I'm going to be very busy these days. The professor seems to be taking us to observe operations in major hospitals. How can I have time to entertain him? He'll leave when he's bored. Don't think about it, okay?"
Little belly chicken intestines, he is afraid that there is a man or woman beside him, he can beat a man, and a woman he can only tell him, he is too worried. He sent his kitten to a witch, isn't that like 101 Dalmatians? That witch would eat and wipe off his baby without leaving any bones behind.
So worried, so scared.
During the meal, He Lian buried his head and ate hard. Pan Lei's craftsmanship was very good, and the dumplings tasted great. Tian Yuan is also eating, but Pan Yue, eat a dumpling, drink a sip of wine, just a clove of garlic, glance at Tian Yuan, and smile. His feet were still shaking, which made Shen panic.
Pan Yue is actually quite good-looking, but it's a little dark, it's a little bit too bandit, and it's a little bit too informal.
Tian Yuan closed the door and was sorting out the documents. Originally, Pan Yue lived in the guest room, but he lived in the master bedroom, which had nothing to do with each other.
Who knows, Pan Yue took off his bra and panties. He took a towel, pushed open the door of his bedroom, and came in carelessly.
Tian Yuan quickly picked up the jacket on the side and put it on. He returned to the bedroom and unbuttoned a few buttons on his shirt. Who would have known such a woman would come in.
He almost grabbed the quilt and wrapped himself up. Instead, he became the one being molested.
"Lend your bathroom to take a shower. Go ahead."
Keep going, keep going. In his bedroom, in his bathroom, a woman came in and took off as she walked. When she got to the door, she was just about the last piece of clothing. Tian Yuan felt that he should run away.
Carefully grabbed the phone and dialed Pan Lei, what should he do? No one can bear such a woman at home.
"Damn, his uncle's, he's really here, I told my grandma to go and said my sister robbed my lover. Tian'er, baby, hurry up and pack up and go to He Lian's place to live, he won't leave , don't come back. The house is tossing him. It's a mess. I'll clean it up when I go, hurry up, or it'll be too late!"
Pan Lei started to jump. Tian Yuan acted immediately, grabbed the computer bag, some clothes he carried with him, his coat, and was about to run away. This woman is too strong, and he really can't handle it. No wonder some people are so scared that they don't dare to like women anymore. It is estimated that even a man would not dare to accept women after being so frightened by him.
Before leaving, my friend's hair was loose, wrapped in a bath towel, leaning against the bathroom door.
"Handsome guy, what are you going to do?"
Tian Yuan shuddered, he was frightened by the women, from Dr. Li, to the intern, to Dang Hong's mother, and then to this Pan Yue, all of them were the representatives of the No. 4 middle school women, women of every character, he Can't bear it.
"I, I'm going to school, I have some information to check."
Hurry up and fasten the last opening of the jacket. Pan Lei never made him so nervous at the beginning. He was a very bandit at that time, but he was definitely different from this kind of bandit.
"It's so late, don't go anywhere, go to sleep."
Pan Yue took Tian Yuan's arm and slowly dragged it back. Tian Yuan tried his best to break free. Now he finally understood how painful it was for Nie Xiaoqian to be captured by the old black mountain demon.
"Eldest sister, men and women can't be kissed, you, you better stop teasing me."
Pan Yue's hand touched Tian Yuan's face a few times, and he blew a breath at Tian Yuan's face. Tian Yuan was so frightened that he wanted to hold his whole head tightly in his jacket. Trembling, he had never been attacked by a female satyr, and the one who attacked him was always Pan Lei, the super big wolf.
"Handsome guy, you don't know, I've liked a man like you since I was a child. He has a gentle temperament and a humble attitude. He has a hungry temperament of Xu Zhimo. A stunning scholar, gentleman, that bandit Pan Lei is not suitable for you. Big sister, big sister promises you to eat and drink spicy food, and make a hummer in Lingluo.”
Tian Yuan smiled stiffly, and there were bandits from their Pan family, all of them were bandits from old to young, not to mention that the woman was a bandit.
When Pan Lei said this, he was at least a little more subtle than him. After following me, I dote on you, love you, and treat you as an ancestor. Love you forever, love you forever.
Tian Yuan pulled his hand back vigorously, but this woman was a superwoman at all, pulling his hand with the same strength as pliers.
"Eldest sister, Pan Lei and I have a good life. We also eat delicious and spicy food together, and wear famous brands to make hummus. There is no shortage of everything. You, you should let go. I'm leaving."
The woman is a tiger, and he met a dinosaur today.
The friend started to untie his clothes, exhaling like a blue, Tian Yuan turned his head desperately, but didn't look at him.
Pan Lei, you bastard, why didn't you tell me clearly, the female bandits in your family are even tougher than you.
"Sister will take good care of you."
Tian Yuan couldn't bear it any longer. As long as Pan Yue stayed at home for one more day, he would be killed and never come back to live. What happened to love, he pushed Pan Yue away, hugged his computer bag, and ran away. Dengdeng went downstairs and ran all the way to He Lian's place. This woman was too scary, too scary. Who is the most sturdy Pan family? It's not the old man, not the old lady, nor Pan Lei, but this devil.
Pan Yue made a cut, and the bath towel was removed. Inside was a tight-fitting sports underwear. The captured phone was called to Pan Lei.
"In your family, the list is not good, and it is impotent to women. I think it is impossible for such a good man to follow you. He has a physical problem and has to submit to you."
"Damn, your uncle's, he is healthy, you scared him and I can't spare you."
"Hey, bastard, I'm your only sister, I just want to test his loyalty to you. After all, you are in the country, and you come once a month. You know, he is here with a hundred women. Hu Tianheidi, can you know? I was almost stripped, and he left me and ran away. This means two points. First, he is still loyal to you and will not come around behind your back. Second, you Are you sure that he is not impotence, premature ejaculation, some male diseases? A naked beauty is in his arms, and he can still be in danger, he must have a physical problem."
Pan Lei was triumphant. The two of them made a bet that Pan Yue said he didn't believe Tian Yuan could resist the temptation of a woman, because he was kidnapped by Pan Lei when he was in love. In fact, he still likes women, and Pan Lei said it was impossible. No, bet once, Pan Yue is in charge of seduction and see how Tian Yuan reacts. Pan Lei wins.
"My family loves me, and only loves me. You are a jerk. He can look at you one more time."