"On his eighteenth birthday, he called a group of boys and girls with red and green hair to celebrate the coming-of-age at home. He said that since he is a man, from now on, he will leave his status as a boy. He is in the living room. On the sofa, I had sex with a little girl. In the living room of his house, my uncle and aunt didn't celebrate him at work that day. What's there to celebrate for the lads. So he was presumptuous and lawless.
Who would have thought that when they were in the most chaos, when he unbuttoned the little girl's shirt, my third uncle went home. Think about it, after staying in the army for thirty or forty years, he was serious and upright, and when he never changed his military uniform in his life, when he went home and saw these people who were dancing wildly, he saw Lei Zi pressing down on the desires of other girls. Either way, my third uncle exploded in an instant. Pulled out the gun, opened it to the sky, and slapped it, intimidating everyone. This group of people stopped making trouble. Lei Zi was still making noises at the kiss, and my third uncle put the gun on his lower back and said that he would be shot to death. This messy party is over. "
Tian Yuan glanced angrily at Pan Lei, who was drinking heavily on the side. He fooled him and lied to him that he had never kissed anyone. What happened to that little girl
Pan Ge continued, and his whole body trembled as he laughed.
"He was scolded by my third uncle that night. He was scolded from midnight until dawn, from character and morality to social chaos. It was a long speech. As brothers, we were not good at supervising, and we were scolded together. Lei Zi fell. There was no response, and he lowered his head and looked like he was remorseful. It was not over until dawn. It was nothing to do, that person didn't do anything asshole when he was young. But a week later, he put everyone Gathered together, my grandparents, uncles, uncles and uncles, aunts and aunts, aunts and uncles, and his aunts and uncles also called. The living room of Wuyang and Wuyang was full of people, and no one knew how What's the matter."
"He just plopped down on his knees in front of my grandfather and cried."
Pan Zhan was laughing so hard that he was drinking, and Pan Ge was laughing so hard that he thumped the table, and Tian Yuan almost fell off the chair. Howling? Pan Lei? The one who dances and fights alone, the three of them are drinking and drinking, and the noisy roof is about to stir up? Will he cry
From meeting to now, I have seen him with a serious face once, or yelled at him because he wanted to hug him. People who are giggling like a fool all day, also cry? The big men who are one ** will cry? Is he possessed by aliens? Did he watch Qiong Yao's drama at that time? Did he see Daiyu's funeral
"Oh, the one who cried is a miserable one. The snot and tears came out, and he would still have snot bubbles, just like a three-year-old child, crying horribly. He almost rolled around. Holding my grandfather's leg, It’s almost catching up with the wolf howling, yelling, Grandpa, I’m sorry for you, I’m dead, I’m ashamed of my ancestors.”
"Why, why did he say that?"
Tian Yuan was very curious and moved his ancestors out, which shows that things are unusual.
"Yeah, Lei Zi has been beaten since he was a child. When a whip is taken, he will only grin and eat four bowls of rice. He has never cried so miserably before. Although it is ridiculous, everyone is distressed. All the relatives rushed up, this comfort, that coax, all asking why."
"Lei Zi took it and knelt at Grandpa's feet, like a traitor confessing his guilt. He said, Grandpa, I want you to forgive me, even if I did something wrong to my ancestors, you have to promise. My personal safety. I'm afraid my dad will shoot me."
Pan Zhan looked at Pan Lei with a smile, this bastard was smart.
"My grandfather naturally guaranteed that no one could punish Lei Zi with him. Lei Zi glanced at my third uncle resentfully. He said that on his eighteenth birthday, he became interested in little girls. Who knew that my third uncle scared him back with one shot. After that, he couldn't get an erection and got up. He was very uncomfortable, but when he saw the little girl, he thought of the third uncle. Gun, he didn't dare to be interested in little girls anymore. Later, he found that he was different to the little boys who were white and tender. As long as the little boys showed their necks and wrists like that, he would be able to stand up. He also thought about the male body hitting The plane, I feel very good. He is probably scared by my third uncle into gay. After he can't stay with the Pan family, he can't fall in love with girls, he has to like boys. If the whole family doesn't agree, he will run away from home. Anyway, he has this obstacle, forcing him to marry a girl, he will only let people stay empty for a lifetime. It is better to promise him, wait for him to find a man who entrusts him for life, and live a good life with him. "
Tian Yuan was speechless.
This kind of absurd thing can only be done by Pan Lei, who is skinless and shameless. Scared of being gay? He bullied his family to be illiterate? With his fearless personality, could he be so scared that he couldn't stand up? How cunning, he blamed his own problems on his father, the Pan family has no descendants, was his father scared
His mother is a dean, so she definitely won't believe this kind of nonsense. He was too shameless to expose him in the middle. A room full of men, women and children, all serious and old-fashioned, what else do you say about jerking off? erection? He is so shameless.
"His father didn't kill him?"
"My grandfather is sitting there, who dares to move? Our generation collectively endured hilarious laughter. The faces of the older generation were contorted. My grandparents were deceived. I really believed them. Grandma hugged him and cried. A sad. My grandfather waved his hand and asked my third aunt, can this disease be cured? My third aunt contorted his face, he understood, it was born, not a disease, nor a neurological problem, it could not be cured. Reluctantly The result was that the family relationship broke down, which caused him to end in depression. My third aunt shook his head, and my grandfather thought it was a terminal illness. My grandfather spoke on the spot, no one can embarrass Lei Zi, no one can force him to marry a wife, no one can put pressure on him, he likes a man or a woman, no one is allowed to control. What's wrong with no children, Pan Geduo and I Give birth to one for him. No one is allowed to bully the people he will be with in the future. This matter is settled. "
----- Last night, I didn't see a single star hair, so the majority of leftover women can read novels with confidence, and they can get married before the end of the year. He was meowing, he was trapped, I ran out from nine o'clock, and in the early morning, the temperature of minus 13 degrees almost froze me. Just didn't see the meteor shower. Got a pit.