When the daughter-in-law saw her mother-in-law, she was very nervous for the first time, so it was understandable that Tian Yuan was afraid.
On the first day, he dragged on and said that he was not feeling well. Pan Lei was busy with his work, bringing tea and water, pinching his waist and beating his legs, cutting a fruit, bringing a plate of nuts, and buying some cakes. .
The next day, Tian Yuan also said that his body was sore. Pan Lei thought it was because he exerted too much force. His physical strength was not even slightly better than Tian Yuan's. How could a special forces instructor be better than a doctor with inactive limbs. Holding Tian Yuan's hand to apologize, I don't know the severity, I made you hurt, next time I must take care of your feelings, your muscles are sore, I will pinch you.
On the third day, Tian Yuan just didn't get out of bed, saying that his back was sore and that it was caused by Pan Lei's hug when he went to bed last night, don't you believe me? If you don't believe me, look at the waist. The bruises on the waist still exist. In fact, that day, Pan Lei pinched his waist and prevented him from moving. It also succeeded in making Pan Lei feel half-dead.
If he doesn't go, he won't go if he doesn't go. There are still four days left for a week's vacation. I don't believe it anymore. He is not in good health for the remaining four days.
On the fourth day, Tian Yuan pondered under the quilt, what was the best way to avoid going to his house.
Pan Lei carefully pressed on him, lifted the quilt, put his head in, and let the two of them talk in the dark quilt.
"Darling, are you feeling more comfortable today? It's uncomfortable to lie in bed all the time. Let's go downstairs for a walk."
Tian Yuan shrank his head, but he couldn't get out under the dark blanket.
Pan Lei shrank his head along with him, and also stretched his head inward, covering the two big heads with the quilt.
"I don't have the energy to run five kilometers with you."
"I run, and you watch me run. Can you? Get up and catch up with the stuffy beans. You're stuffy at home, and watch out for bean sprouts growing on your body."
Pan Lei always hoped that Tian Yuan would exercise with him, at least getting up in the morning to run, it would be better than his limbs being inactive.
Tian Yuan dawdled out of the quilt, and Pan Lei found him clothes, no matter how uncomfortable it was, it would be good to rest for three days. Furthermore, no matter how intense Pan Lei was, he didn't bleed, but his muscles were sore. Pan Lei's first-class masseuse squeezed him comfortably, and his body had already recovered. He's just cheating, he just doesn't want to see his husband and wife.
Pan Lei moved around a bit and started running around the small playground in the community. He trains a lot every day. If it wasn't for some training at home, Tian Yuan made him worry, he would have come down and run a few laps long ago.
Every time he ran a lap, when he passed by Tian Yuan, he would stop a step, and there was a loud bang on Tian Yuan's face. Tian Yuan's face was flushed by him, but he still smiled at him. How many people came in and out of this community, he ran a dozen laps, that is, kissed him more than ten times. Someone was already standing there looking at the two of them.
When Pan Lei passed by him, his face was not blushing, he was not panting, his face was not sweating, and he pulled Tian Yuan to run forward.
"I can't run."
To say that Tian Yuan hates sports the most, it is probably running. Tired to death, his heart and lungs were about to explode, and he never ran.
Pan Lei took his hand and ran forward slowly.
"Just run one lap, just one lap. It's only a kilometer, and it'll be there soon."
Tian Yuan was forced to be dragged by him to run. He seemed to be returning to the university campus. At that time, it was a girl who walked around the playground holding hands with him. Now he has become a tall man. This world is changing, who doesn't know how it will develop, he has always been determined that he likes women, and now he is also in love with such a bandit-like man.
No wonder some people say that when all men don't meet his half, they think they like women, and when they really meet his half, they all become gay.
Forgive Tian Yuan's lack of work. It's only one kilometer. He couldn't stand it when he ran down, so Pan Lei had to drag him and walk slowly. Walk slowly around the small playground.
"Tian'er, we will go back tomorrow. My mother has called many times. Everyone is waiting to see you."
Tian Yuan lowered his head and rolled his eyes a few times.
"Just say I can't come out, my headache is dead. Go back, I have a headache."
Pan Lei sighed. Touch his forehead.
"Why do you look like Lin Daiyu? Look at your sad and sick body, and look at me like a jade-like appearance."
Pan Lei raised his orchid finger, Tian Yuan grabbed him angrily and took a bite. Is he still learning orchid finger at his height? Four or six out of tune. Pan Lei laughed and dragged him to continue walking.
"In other words, you still don't want to go tomorrow?"
Tian Yuan is righteous.
"I have headache."
Shouting to Pan Lei across his neck, he didn't have the slightest sense of being a patient. If he has a headache, at least pretend. With ruddy cheeks and a loud voice, he looked like someone with a headache.
Pan Lei knew that Tian Yuan was a little careful, but he just didn't say it.
"On the first day, my body hurt, so I didn't go. On the second day, my body was still sore, so I didn't go. On the third day, I didn't want to move, but it was fine. On the fourth day, I ran around and my face was flushed, but I couldn't say anything. It's hard to tell. Tian'er, they are my parents, not tigers. If you are afraid, I will take you to the zoo to see tigers now. Can you cultivate courage? They don't eat people, you will like them. "
They are all excuses, and each of his excuses is worse than the last, so you can't think of something creative. Besides, no matter how creative you are, take him home this week and show it to the whole family.
Now the whole family is curious about Tian Yuan, including the ten-year-old grandparents.
I would rather go to the zoo to see tigers than go to his house.
"My mother has even prepared a gift for you. This ugly daughter-in-law has to see her in-laws. Are you ugly? In my eyes, you are a fairy, and you look better than the fairy sister."
"Fuck off, I'm a big man compared to a woman."
"My grandfather supports us, and my eldest brother and second brother will also go back. What are you afraid of? Otherwise, I'll call Zhang Hui and the others. I'll accompany you back together."
"We're not going to rob the Dao, why are you bringing so many people?"
This is to recognize the door, to see his parents, not to robbery. There are many people and great power.
"Then what else do you have a problem with? Go tomorrow, that's the decision, your objection will be invalid. Even if the sky collapses tomorrow and you can't get up, I will carry you into the house. Anyway, the new When my daughter-in-law enters the house, she is carried in. I asked my brother to prepare a few strings of firecrackers, and by the way, the marriage was completed. "
Tian Yuan was speechless, and he couldn't delay any longer.
"Let's go to the supermarket. Now that we're downstairs, we'll get ready for tomorrow's stuff. I'll change some change."
Pan Lei seemed to have remembered something, but luckily he took his wallet and came down. Change for change, change for change.
When you go to the supermarket, why not bring some gifts back? It was the first time this new young lady saw her mother-in-law, so she had to make a good impression no matter what. Wander around in front of the wine cabinet and send Maotai away? Do you want to go to the mall again and buy some coats for his mother or something.
"Tian'er, don't look at these, there are not many dishes at home, let's go over there and pick some of your favorite dishes."
"Didn't you prepare gifts for your parents?"
"My eldest brother is ready, and someone will bring it this afternoon. He has always been organizing gifts and the like. I don't understand this, and I don't know what my parents like. My eldest brother knows better than me."
Tian Yuan couldn't help but ask, whose parents are these. He didn't know what his parents liked, poor Pan Zhan, he had to take care of everything.
When checking out, Pan Lei deliberately exchanged more than 500 yuan of change, all of which were ten yuan. Stuffed with money clips.
"Why are you changing so much change?"
"Playing mahjong. Our family got together, and the main content is to play mahjong. You will know when the time comes. There will be three or four tables in a large living room. No matter men, women or children, they will play mahjong collectively. No food is eaten. "
Tian Yuan was shocked. This, what kind of family is this? Men, women and children get together to play mahjong? Gathering to gamble in the military compound
"No, five hundred yuan is too little, and you will definitely be dragged to play mahjong. Tian'er, can you play mahjong? Better prepare more, or you will lose money by then."
He took out another 500 yuan, exchanged 500 yuan in change, and exchanged all the change from the supermarket, causing the cashier girl to keep rolling her eyes at Pan Lei.
When he got home, Pan Lei stuffed the 800 yuan change into Tian Yuan's wallet.
"I'm lucky. This time, we will win grandpa together. The old man has a family background. We have just lived and we need to save more money. By the way, bring a bag with some food in it, it's not my family. If there is no food, they are playing mahjong and no one will cook. It is impossible to wait for them to eat, you can put a pad on your stomach when you are hungry.”
Tian Yuan held Pan Lei.
"Tell me what your home looks like, why don't I feel like it's like an ordinary family. Nothing will scare me."
Tian Yuan thought that his family must be an old-fashioned family. With so many soldiers, a hereditary military family, and a big family of an admiral and commander, it must be very strict and strictly militarized. Everyone must have a sullen face, so he didn't dare to go, really afraid that he would be shot by a military commander, the man who kidnapped his son.
But such a serious family has turned into a family where everyone can forget to eat while playing mahjong together. No one can accept it. He was already afraid of the seriousness of the pine branches all over the room, and then another national rubbing of marijuana. His resilience really isn't that tough. Son wins Laozi, grandson wins grandpa, what kind of Ultraman family is this? It's too weird. Will they collectively throw mahjong tiles at a male uncle who comes to his door
"I said that as long as you see my family, you will definitely fall in love with them. Don't worry, you can see them tomorrow."
Pan Lei is still very confident about his family. Although they are serious when it comes to serious matters, they are all unified when it comes to entertainment. They all like to play mahjong. Some things are negotiated at the mahjong table.
He was very happy when he thought that Tian Yuan could come back tomorrow with one hundred and one hundred red notes. After so many years, he can finally go back and make money.
As far as chapter ninety is passed, I will meet my mother-in-law
In the military compound, the little devil of the Pan family was coming back, and the military compound and his family began to act.
Pan Lei parked his car outside the gate of the military compound and stretched his neck to look at the situation inside. As usual, there are guards at the door, and the security is heavily guarded.
Take out the phone and call Pan Zhan.
"Brother, what's the situation now?"
Pan Zhan laughed over there.
"It's business as usual. But there are a few more levels this time. You'd better not pass by the door of Political Commissar Wang's house. The eldest daughter of the Wang family is still waiting for you. Grandpa is dancing Tai Chi swordsmanship, grandma is holding my daughter, and the second uncle and third uncle are at the door. We were playing chess on the grape trellis outside, and the aunts and aunts gathered together and didn't know what to discuss. By the way, your sister-in-law, at the first door, I'll tell you, that's my wife, so be gentle."
After hanging up the phone, Pan Lei took a deep breath.
Tian Yuan saw that he was no longer smiling, and became even more nervous.
"What's the matter? Let's go back and don't make them angry."
"Darling, I have to pass every level every time I go home, and this time I want you to see why I don't like coming back. It's not that I don't love my family, it's that I can't stand this group of demons sometimes. You don't do anything. Don't worry, as long as you hide behind me, I say run, you run quickly, it hurts to be hit with empty bullets."
Ah? Go home once, but also use bullets? Still need to pass the test? Tian Yuan's face turned pale.
"You actually picked it up, you are not their own."
Pan Lei couldn't bear it any longer, he hugged Tian Yuan and kissed him fiercely.
"Oh, my darling, why are you so cute. Don't worry, this is one way they love me, and as long as I pass their test, it proves that I haven't embarrassed the old Pan family. I don't need to take anything. I said run and you run."
After passing the gate, Pan Lei deliberately made a circle around the house of Political Commissar Wang. Miss Wang was the bride who played bandit games when he was a child and robbed his bride up the mountain. She probably played too many games. Miss Wang was right. Pan Lei was dead, waiting for Pan Lei to really come to grab him up the mountain and marry the bandit Pan Lei. As soon as she heard that Pan Lei was back, Miss Wang took a leave of absence to stay at home, wearing a snow-white dress at the door, looking forward to it.
Just kidding, he took his mouth home and let Tian Yuan meet Miss Wang. Tian Yuan must have been thrown into a vinegar vat for three days. This sweet little day has just begun, so there is no way to be jealous.
Speed up the accelerator and turn from the intersection, Miss Wang is really waiting there.
He breathed a sigh of relief, and when he stepped on the accelerator, he arrived at the door of the house.
There was silence all around.
Pan Lei quietly opened the car door and pulled Tian Yuan down too. It was not quite right, it was too quiet.
Pan Lei quietly pushed the door open. The military compound was all courtyard houses, one house next to the other. There was a vegetable field in front of the courtyard, and then the gate. Entering the gate was the left and right wing rooms, the main house.
As soon as the door was opened, a sword stabbed straight in.
He stabbed at Pan Lei's throat, Tian Yuan didn't even think about it, and threw a gift box in his hand.
Fortunately, when he got out of the car, he took a gift box with him.
Pan Lei grabbed Tian Yuan's arm and pushed Tian Yuan into the door.
"Hide the door and don't come out."
The sharp sword didn't stop at all. After swiping a few times, the golden sword spikes flashed past, and the white sword flowers flew up and down, piercing the throat, chest, and abdomen. Pan Lei even dodged and dodged. He is coming down. Pan Lei hurriedly jumped several steps.
"Grandpa, this is about the happiness of your grandson in the second half of his life. You can't spoil it."
"Little bastard, your mouth is very important to you. You have a good life. You have been tricked into coaxing such a child to get started."
The old man is almost ninety years old, and his skills are neat. Pan Lei did not dare to confront his grandfather, so he had to hide.
"Grandpa, do I really love him, okay?"
"I don't care, kid, how long has it been since you practiced swordsmanship, your bones are so hard and your flexibility is not good, the white crane spreads its wings! The immortal guides the way! The sea fishing for the moon!"
The old man's greatest interest is to have a few tricks with his grandson and give pointers.
Pan Lei gestured a few times, and grabbed his grandfather's wrist.
"Grandpa, who still uses these in modern warfare? They only talk with guns."
"Kung fu skills are the most important when fighting hand to hand. I want to talk with a gun."
The old man was full of energy, his hair was almost silver-white, his back was not bent, and he winked at his three sons behind him. The old man played a sword flower and returned to the house with the sword on his back.
Pan Lei pulled Tian Yuan out and patted his clothes.
"Frightened. When my grandfather fought against Japan, he used a machete, but now he uses a sword."
"He cut you down as a Japanese devil?"
Again and again, Pan Lei must have picked it up.
Before Pan Lei could say anything, the gun rang, and with a snap, there was a light mark left by the bullet on the door. A solid bullet could pierce the door.
"I won't say hello in advance before firing."
Pan Lei yelled, and the cat pulled Tian Yuan to hide. Hiding beside a large tank used to raise fish.
"Boy, didn't you say that modern combat uses guns to talk? Then try your marksmanship. There is a 95-type automatic rifle under the flower pot. If you have the ability, you will kill the three of us before you enter the house!"
"Hide here, don't stick your head out, and don't look outside."
Martial arts films have been changed to shootout films, what kind of people are these
Pan Lei rolled around and sprinted quickly. Tian Yuan could see the bullets hit his feet as he ran, and his heart was clenched. An empty bullet couldn't kill anyone, but it hurt a lot.
Pan Lei touched a Type 95 automatic rifle behind the flower pot. He moved quickly and neatly. He pulled the safety cover, aimed, loaded the bullet, and fired. In the blink of an eye, the bullet flew out. bounced.
Pan Lei turned his gun and fired two consecutive shots, ending the battle.
Pan Lei lost his gun and breathed in the smell of gunpowder smoke. Three men in their fifties and sixties in military uniforms appeared under the grape trellis, looking at Pan Lei with a smile.
"Uncle and Uncle, Dad, can you do it? I finally come back once, and you greet us like this. Can you afford to scare my Tianer?"
"Yo, this kid, there is a wife who forgot his father. Come on, you're good at it, go in, all the women are waiting for you."
Just as Tian Yuan was about to say hello to the three elders, he was dragged away by Pan Lei. Just as he was about to walk into the house, a beautiful woman flew over. Pan Lei stepped up a few times. Ray was a little impatient and punched him.
"Pan Lei, that's my wife!"
Pan Zhan's roar came over, and Pan Lei stopped abruptly, his fist beside the beauty's pink cheek. Taking advantage of Pan Lei's stop, the beauty turned around and touched Tian Yuan's face.
"This guy is so handsome."
"Sister-in-law, don't tease me!"
Anyone can touch Tian Yuan's face.
Tian Yuan was completely speechless, what kind of people are these, what kind of people are these.
There was an old lady sitting on the sofa, wearing black silk bubbles, big peony flowers in full bloom, and a green hairpin on her head, holding her snow-white hair, and there was a little beauty beside the little old lady.
The little old lady smiled at Tian Yuan, and Tian Yuan smiled back, although the muscles on his face were a little stiff, this group of family members with too many characters made him a little overwhelmed.
Who knew that the little old lady was gentle and demure, and when she raised her hand, a silver light flashed, and Pan Lei turned her head away. Tian Yuan looked over in trembling and frightened, the fruit knife was nailed to the door frame.
In Pan Lei's house, from top to bottom, from old to young, there is no fuel-efficient lamp, and there is no normal person. In such a family, he really wanted to leave, it was too scary. Do all military families meet like this? This is more terrifying than the criminal gangs in society.
"Xiao Tian, sit down, our family hasn't been so complete for a long time, so everyone will be a little excited. I scare you. Hurry up and sit down, Mom will cut some fruit for you to eat."
Tian Yuan was still afraid, when a gentle voice suddenly appeared beside him, and he shuddered, fearing that someone else would do something to Pan Lei. Turning sharply, he saw a middle-aged woman in a light pink cardigan, with her hair rolled up and a pair of glasses, smiling lovingly. It smells like disinfectant.
There is no need to say anything, just one sentence, if your mother cuts the fruit for you, it will make Tian Yuan understand everything. Those people outside are all his relatives. This is Pan Lei's mother, the Danghong director of the Armed Police Hospital.
A legendary figure, an authority in the cardiothoracic department, and a top talent in the medical field, it turned out that she smiled so kindly and so beautifully. Although there are wrinkles at the corners of the eyes, but the skin is very good, the figure is also very good, the kind of girl is calm and demure, and the smile is very kind.
It turned out that his mother-in-law was such a gentle woman.
Dean of Danghong took Tian Yuan's hand.
"Good boy, I'm scared, our family is always deserted. Lei Zi doesn't come back all the year round, and his dad and I don't often stay at home. We finally got together and wanted to be entertained. Let Lei Zi come out. Problems, look at his skills. After all, he has a special job. It's just to make a fuss about it. They don't usually do this. It makes you laugh. I keep asking Leizi to take you home, and Leizi says you are busy with work. I'm also a doctor and I know how busy it is."
Tian Yuan smiled and looked at Pan Lei. He didn't know how to continue. His mother-in-law was too gentle, and the ferocity he thought did not appear. The group of people scared him enough. The more you like the feeling.
"It's this kid."
The little old lady finally spoke up and waved to Tian Yuan with a southern euphemism.
Dang Hong pushed Tian Yuan to sit next to the old lady.
"My son, I have suffered you. I know my grandson. This child has been a jerk since he was a child and bullied you a lot. Lei Zi, someone will follow you after a long time. You have to treat him well. Look at this child, how handsome. what."
"Xiao Tian'er, your name is grandma. From the moment you enter this house, you are from the Pan family. Don't be restrained, don't be nervous, this is your home."
What a good child, with good looks, good temperament, and dependence on Pan Lei. From the moment he entered the door to protect Pan Lei, you can see how good their relationship is. Such a good child was ruined by their son of the devil king. The mother-in-law has to compensate him well.