I don't really want to cause trouble

Chapter 114: The first tasteless skill

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Continue to walk, and after a short while, I saw a courtyard.

In the yard, a woman in ancient costume was teasing a chicken, her graceful posture, her gentle movements, her long hair fluttering, her curvy figure, how pleasing to the eye, ordinary men would definitely think, "Xiuwaihuizhong, dreamy wife," But that's it!

However, when Liu Jin walked to the gate of the yard, the woman suddenly turned around, with a blood on her face, and there was a chicken head in her mouth that had not been swallowed, a trace of blood flowing from the corner of her mouth.

Seeing Liu Jin, the woman grinned, swallowed the whole chicken head into her mouth, and chewed. The action and the sound would definitely make the man feel cold in her lower body.

Liu Jin couldn't help his throat twitching.

Are you afraid of diarrhea if you eat it raw

Soon, the woman swallowed the chicken head, her scarlet tongue licked her lips, her bright big eyes looked at Liu Jin evilly.

Liu Jin grinned: "Miss Sister, I just saw that there is still shit on the chicken mouth. You have eaten it together."

Woman: "..."

"Ding: successful flirting, hold your breath +135."

Huh

Actually hold your breath

Is this guy also hanged

Moreover, 135 was added.

This investment return is too fast, high dividend!

With excitement in his heart, Liu Jin saw the young lady suddenly flashed, and she came to the front with a pair of eyes, staring at Liu Jin lifelessly.

I vaguely felt that my neck was pinched suddenly, and then it was difficult to breathe.

Is this trick again? Nothing new.

Muttering in his heart, Liu Jin suddenly pinched his nose: "It smells, Miss Sister, you are eating chicken shit, you are disgusting."

The woman's eyes widened suddenly, and Liu Jin's neck was pinched even harder.

"Ding: successful flirting, hold your breath +166."

"Ding: Hold your breath Xiaocheng."

Sure enough, crooked.

After the upgraded Dingdong boss, I raised my breath-holding technique twice after making two flicks.

"But my sister, you look pretty. I think even if you like to eat shit, some people want you, ah, let me introduce one to you. I have a neighbor called a pinch of hair. Although he is shorter, he and You are a good match, can I introduce you to it?" Liu Jin continued.

Doubt appeared in the woman's eyes.

Can this be pinched

"If you don't speak, if you don't speak, it's acquiescence. Let's go, I'll take you to see it." Liu Jin said, suddenly reached out and grabbed the woman, then caught it directly under the armpit and turned away.

woman:? ?

"Ding: successful flirting, hold your breath +187."

The woman struggled, and found that she was struggling, she suddenly felt something was wrong, and her decisive figure flashed and disappeared.

Liu Jin snapped it up and said quickly: "Miss Sister, don't go, I really gave you a blind date, and the other party has a room."

There is no response, and no woman can be seen.

Liu Jin sighed.

In fact, it's a cute girl, and she's pretty predictable, but it's a pity that she likes to eat shit.

Yes, continue to the next one.

Anyway, there are many different kinds, so you don't need to tightly hold a mattress, you have to get wet with rain and dew and take care of all of them.

Then, do it again the next day.

After continuing to stroll around, Liu Jin found out that several houses that had been strangely found before were actually empty.

It's a real evil, in broad daylight, do these strangers also go out

Before he knew it, Liu Jin walked to the entrance of the town and saw several children playing at the door. It was the first birth and nine deaths, the spirit of the resentful demon.

The so-called birth and nine deaths means that you have thrown nine births without giving birth, and then you are beaten.

This kind of yin spirit is called the Nine Death Wraith Spirit, which is very fierce.

Of course, in front of truly powerful practitioners, no matter how fierce the ghost is, it is just a ghost.

See you, the demon head refines all kinds of evil magic weapons, and the more powerful the ghost, the more he likes it.

This is one thing falling one thing.

I was about to go there when I suddenly heard a faint groan.

Liu Jin paused, and when he looked over, he found that the voice came from the room on the right, and it sounded very painful.

Isn't this, the old lady with filthy anger

what happened

Liu Jin walked over curiously, looked in from the window, and saw the old lady with white hair lying in her arms, yelling nonstop.

After taking a look, Liu Jin smiled, patted the window and said, "Mother, what's the matter with you? Is it uncomfortable?"

"Young man, I have a toothache, it hurts terribly, oh, it hurts me to death." The old lady turned her head to look at Liu Jin, and replied weakly.

"Oh, this is terrible. Toothache is not a disease. It hurts to kill you, but you are lucky. When I was in college, I had a minor in dentistry and some skills, so I'll come in and show it to you." As Jin said, he stepped forward quickly, opened the door and went in.

When he entered, the three children who were playing over there suddenly looked over, and their eyes showed disappointment.

After entering the house, Liu Jin went to the bedroom and saw the old lady lying in her arms, still moaning.

"Auntie, does your tooth hurt?" Liu Jin stepped forward and sat on the side of the bed, asking with concern.

"It hurts. I haven't eaten for a long time. It hurts to be hungry." The old lady squinted her eyes and glanced at Liu Jin, the gleam of light was greedy.

After speaking, the old lady would raise her body and catch Liu Jin.

"It all hurts. It must be because the tooth decay did not run away. Come and come, I will cure you." Liu Jin reached out and grabbed the old lady's shoulder, pushed it back, and then stretched out his other hand to pat the old man. Mrs. mouth.

As it approached, a small watermelon stone appeared in the palm of his hand, and slammed it on the mouth of the old lady.

With this smash, the old lady squinted her eyes, suddenly rounded: o((⊙īšâŠ™))o.

"Ding: successful dialing, anti-hungry +112."

"Ding: Anti-starvation, one of the physical talents, will automatically adjust and reduce internal friction after lack of energy intake. When life is lacking, you are the last to die."

Liu Jin:? ?

What the hell is this

Anti-hungry

What is bad for you to resist, do you need to resist when you are hungry? Brother just missed the money for those two bites

Fortunately, I still run so fast and so enthusiastic, this can be regarded as the first tasteless skill since encountering the system!

Feeling unhappy, Liu Jin directly took another shot.

Kacha, the old lady was full of teeth, all of them were smashed by the watermelon stone, not one left.

"Does it still hurt?" Liu Jin asked.

"No... No... No." The old lady was pale, her teethless mouth, and her words were vague.

"Ding: succeeded in flirting, anti-hungry +156."

More and more.

Dingdong boss, buddies don't have to save so much money.

With a slander in his heart, Liu Jin got up and smiled: "Look, I said it's a tooth decay, madam, Gan Ming'er, you change your false teeth, so you won't have a toothache again.

"Woo~~Woo~~" The old lady looked at Liu Jin and did not dare to refute.

"Go, let's see you later, you have a good rest, this is an obligatory visit, and you don't need to pay." Liu Jin said, turning to leave.

When he left the house, the old lady got up numbly, opened her mouth, and spit out a dozen old yellow teeth. It trembled and tried to put the teeth back in again, but as soon as he let go, the teeth fell off and reinstalled. When I let go, I fell again...

The old lady's mouth was trembling, and an old tear fell from the corner of her eyes...

As soon as he left the house, Liu Jin saw the three children across the road looking over.

The original depressed mood was swept away after seeing the three cute little babies, and the rest was all expectations.

"Hello." Liu Jin showed a weird smile and raised his hand to say hello.

Three children:? ? ? (End of this chapter)