I don't really want to cause trouble

Chapter 164: As long as you are shameless, you will not suffer

Views:

"This kid, I always think there is a problem."

In the Demon Palace, the old farmer of Wanlingguan opened his mouth and said with burning eyes.

The old man from Black Mountain looked dignified: "Why is there a problem, that Xianli cannot be faked."

"Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong, isn't that my Buddhism? If this kid digs a hole, will it get me involved?" Knowing that his eyes straightened and his heart was lingering, he was indeed afraid of the hole, and he was always suspicious.

"Look at it, let's talk about it, that power is like water without roots, coming without a shadow, without a trace, as far as I know, even those big men in the past can't do it easily, weird, weird." Lingguan old farmer shook his head.

"Look, this kid will always show his feet." The old man from Black Mountain spoke lightly.

Dragon Tiger Mountain, Patriarch Hall.

Fascinated by his eyes, Liu Jin saw Zhang Changsheng hugged himself under the instructions of the guardian Tianzun Ling.

mock up.

Still with me, now you still don't treat me like a baby.

With a cry in his heart, Liu Jin slowly opened his eyes, pretending to be weak, and said: "Where is this?"

Zhang Changsheng's face was dark: "Don't you pretend."

"You are fierce to me." Liu Jin grievedly looked at Zhang Changsheng.

"What are you talking about? Do you still want to be the headmaster?" Tianzun Ling guarding Dao stared at Zhang Changsheng.

Zhang Changsheng:? ?

"Little brother, are you okay?" Hudao Tianzun Ling looked at Liu Jin, his face turned into a ****.

Liu Jin was at a loss: "Are you calling me?"

"Yes, yes, little brother, old grandson and I are friends, then you are also my little brother. I had some misunderstandings just now. Are you okay now?" Hu Dao Tianzun Ling asked with concern.

Liu Jin said: "Some weak, weak body, can't get up, I want him to hold me." Then, Liu Jin also stretched his arm around Zhang Changsheng's neck and showed a cute smile.

Zhang Changsheng:… I want to suck his face, I won’t be pumped by the guardian Tianzun, right

"It's okay, you can hold him for as long as you want, and then ask someone to make you some supplements. Longhu Mountain has a lot of treasured mountain ginseng and old medicine, which are good for your body." Tianzun Hudao showed a kindness. smile.

Zhang Changsheng:? ?

"Tianzun, your body of faith, you shouldn't stay away for a long time, you should go back and cultivate, this little...little brother, I will take care of it." Zhang Changsheng tried to squeeze a smile and said gently.

Only then did Guardian Tianzun Ling react.

After all, the rootless body, the thought of faith, continues to volatilize after coming out. This is a wasteful behavior, and it still needs the body of the gods to gather.

An apologetic smile was shown to Liu Jin, and Tianzun Ling said, "Little brother, in Longhu Mountain, don't worry, you can make sure you eat and drink well. You can come to me if you have anything to do."

"Yeah, thank you, Brother Tianzun." Liu Jin thanked him obediently.

Zhang Changsheng: "... ugh... so shameless."

"Okay, haha, little brother, old brother is going back first." Hudao Tianzun Ling smiled openly, holding the sword, and happily returning to the idol.

Zhang Changsheng decisively hugged Liu Jin and walked out.

"Hey hey, slow down, people hurt." Liu Jin said.

"Shut up, talk nonsense, I don't care about anything, I chop you off first, and even break up your soul." Zhang Changsheng stared at Liu Jin.

"You are fierce to me again." Liu Jin was wronged.

Zhang Chang got angry.

At this moment, he finally reacted.

After inviting Liu Jin, what was the kind of anxiety that suddenly became painful.

Sure enough, self-inflicted.

Why invite such a shameless thing

If time can go back, I will smash his dog head first.

"Come down and go by yourself." Zhang Changsheng said he wanted to let go.

"If you dare to let me down, I will go to Brother Tianzun and say that you are bullying me and hurting my delicate body." Liu Jin hugged him tighter and smiled.

Zhang Changsheng said, "What do you want?"

"Hold me and send it to my residence."

Zhang Changsheng said angrily: "You are sick, two big men, you... you are not ashamed."

"Why? Your old man likes to hug women? Do you want me to change into women's clothing?" Liu Jin asked with a smile.

Zhang Changsheng frowned: "Don't think that if you fool Tianzun, you can do whatever you want, this Dragon Tiger Mountain, I have the final say."

"Then let me ask, Brother Tianzun... I." Liu Jin found that he couldn't speak, obviously this old boy had used a spell on himself.

"Forget I'm afraid of you, just say it directly, if there are any conditions, I will do it. But it can't be too much." Zhang Changsheng looked at Liu Jin with a serious expression.

As soon as his voice fell, Liu Jin felt that he could speak, and said: "Then I'm welcome. First, the paper spirit matter is still to be done. It is necessary to teach the Fa and how to do it, but at most three days. , In three days, we are leaving, don’t stop anyone."

"No problem, it doesn't take three days, just one day. After you teach the Fa tomorrow, you will leave in the evening. The farther you roll, the better." Zhang Changsheng said angrily.

"It's okay. Secondly, my little friend and I are not easy to come here. Longhushan will not entertain one or two? Otherwise, I will meet my colleagues in the future and say that I have lost a few kilograms after a trip to Longhushan. Are you embarrassed?" Liu Jin smiled.

Zhang Changsheng narrowed his eyes: "Are you fighting the autumn wind?"

"No, fight the local tyrant." Liu Jin corrected.

"Okay, what you brought, one counts one, and there are gifts, guaranteed not to lose." Zhang Changsheng wanted to tear his mouth very much, but after thinking about the consequences, let it go.

"Third..."

"There is no end."

"That's it, the most important thing. In the future, you can no longer play my signs and do things. You are a big brother, and I am a small one. This is a bit bullying." Liu Jin said.

Zhang Changsheng smiled: "Then I also mentioned that after leaving Longhu Mountain, you are not allowed to pull the tiger skin of Longhu Mountain."

Liu Jin smiled and said: "I'm this kind of person, don't worry, I want to mention Dragon Tiger Mountain, the sky thunders."

"Then you don't let go."

Liu Jin suddenly jumped down, then saluted and smiled: "Tianshi Zhang, you are offended."

Zhang Changsheng hummed, "I am the one who offended me. The last thing I regret in my life is to invite you to Longhu Mountain."

"If you say that again, let's not know each other if we don't fight. If we have the opportunity in the future, we need to get closer."

"Go away, I will send someone to you what you need." After Zhang Changsheng finished speaking, he turned and disappeared instantly.

Liu Jin tut was amazed: "Sure enough, it is the handle of the spiritual circle, and it will teleport!!"

But after this trip, I was satisfied, and finally did not lose money.

Go away graciously, go back and wait for benefits.

And Zhang Changsheng appeared in the courtyard outside the Sealed Demon Cave, appeared in front of the veteran Daoist, bent over and said, "Uncle Master."

"Well, just experienced it personally, how do you feel?" the old Taoist asked.

"Anomaly." Zhang Changsheng replied affirmatively.

The veteran shook his head: "It's superficial, but everything that is abnormal is abnormal. After so many years, how many abnormal numbers have you seen?"

"Uncle Master, was that really Xianli just now?" Zhang Changsheng asked.

"Yes, and it's still an extraordinary Xianli, this kid, I'm afraid it's not just the crazy family, I have a guess." The old Taoist said.

Zhang Changsheng quickly asked, "Uncle Master, please give instructions."

"Back then, the ruthless man from the Mad Demon family went to the extreme of heaven in order to break through the six sects. Like all the others, he disappeared without a trace. I suspect that before he left, he had a layout. This kid, is Chess pieces." The old Taoist said.

Zhang Changsheng's expression changed slightly: "How many years have passed since, how can that person's layout continue to this day?"

"What's impossible? The Eight Gates of Heaven is the only forbidden power that can be controlled by humans. The three gates are the base, the four gates are extraordinary, the five gates are peerless, and the fifth gate. , You can easily explode the ghost and god of Netherworld, and there is no primordial spirit. It can be seen that the gods of the eight heavens are beyond our imagination, and any guesses are not an exaggeration." The old Taoist explained.

"What do you mean?"

"Longhushan should not be moved for the time being. This kid was born out of nowhere. There must be a reason. After he leaves, Longhushan will be closed and watch the changes." The old Taoist said seriously.

"Ah? How can this be? Now that the evil gods are haunting, evil spirits have also been discovered..."

"You can do what you want, but Longhu Mountain can't move, understand?" The old Taoist priest looked at Zhang Changsheng with aura floating in his eyes, as if he said something with his eyes.

Zhang Changsheng paused and lowered his head: "The disciple understands."

After returning to the residence, Liu Jin asked Daqing to release all his friends.

Xu Ling, Fatty Hai, Xing Yuan held the lifeless Jiu Ming cat, Chu Yue brought two hairs, a little Beijing Ba, and a big black cow.

Along the way, I can be considered as a family, and living together is very lively.

"Master is mighty, Sister Zhen has already told us about you. It's really awesome, and I admire it... Don't say anything. Master in this life, you are my only idol." As soon as he came out, Hai Fatty began to flatter wildly, his expression and posture greatly improved his acting skills.

Liu Jin said: "Hehe, how much did you lose again?"

Fatty Hai laughed: "Looking at what you said, I can't praise you even if I don't lose."

"Then you can shut up."

"okay."

Liu Jin looked at other friends again: "I have something to say."

A group of friends immediately calmed down.

"This time I fought for your benefits. Longhushan will give you some benefits. If you take the benefits, they will give me a good practice. If anyone loses the chain, hey, he will be expelled from the house. Then it's dead." Liu Jin's tone became stern, and as he said, he glanced at Hai Da Fatty.

As a master, lax discipline is also a big problem.

If you become stronger in the future and these goods are still standing still, why do you raise them

Hai Da Pang shrank his neck, not daring to look at each other.

"Moo!" The big black cow yelled, with aura floating in his eyes, his body was dark and shiny, and the two horns were beginning to mutate, and they were bent and pointed, but there was a violent breath on it, which is better than the willow. Before Jin, he has grown up differently.

This is the benefit that the magic horn brings to it.

Liu Jin smiled with satisfaction: "Speaking of it, I have to exaggerate the black. Since I have been with me, it is called a hard work. I am practicing every day. Looking at this strength, I guess it will take a long time. You are a qualified mount. Take you out to pretend to be forced."

Da Hei Newton became excited immediately, and his tail flicked constantly, just like when Xiao Jingba wagged his tail.

"Master, we are also working very hard, that is, our cultivation has its own emphasis, and what is more embarrassing is that we lack cultivation resources." Haida said fatly and weakly.

"What resources are lacking?" Liu Jin asked.

"I lack powerful explosive energy, otherwise I'm like a firecracker at best, it's useless. Void spirits have undergone yellow spring water to cleanse their souls, and now they lack the fundamental method of cultivation. They are also in the first month. This dog lacks a dog soul, this It was all pointed by Sister Yuanyuan. You see, without these things, we wouldn't have anything." Big Fatty Hai said frankly.

Liu Jin looked at Xing Yuan.

Xing Yuan said: "It is indeed what I said. They each have huge potential, but they cannot be used. It is indeed a pity."

Liu Jin pondered for a moment, thought of something, and said: "I got a Heavenly Ghost Sutra from that ghost cave. I wonder if you can practice?"

"I, the master, it's me. My best fit is the Heavenly Ghost Classic. This is what Sister Yuanyuan said." Xu Ling was suddenly excited.

Liu Jin asked Daqing to spit out the chess pieces he brought out, and said: "Look at these things, the Heavenly Ghost Scripture is within one of them, if you can sense..."

Before he finished speaking, Liu Jin saw Xu Ling looking at the pile of chess pieces with his eyes straight, as if he could not hear the words of the outside world.

"The master is lucky, and he actually found this ghost scripture." Xing Yuan admired.

Liu Jin said: "It was also an accident. I almost missed it, but it seems that I didn't waste my thoughts."

Seeing that Xu Ling was caught in the chess piece, Liu Jin looked at the expectant Fatty Hai, and said, "I have a method called Huo Sha. Do you think it is feasible?"

As he said, Liu Jin stretched out his hand, and a black-red flame emerged from his fingertips, swaying uncertainly.

Then Liu Jin shook his hand, and Fire Sha fell on the wall, slammed open, the house trembled slightly, but the wall was blasted with a hole, very round, obviously the power of the Fire Sha was controlled by Liu Jin to the slightest. Up.

Da Pang Hai's eyes straightened, and he said excitedly: "It's this feeling, this kind of power. Master, I want this. As long as you give me this to transform the clone in the future, I can definitely practice the evil spirit Doppelganger, when the time comes, you can fry whatever you want, and make sure it is clean and there is no hair left."

Liu Jin said: "I expect you to do it, otherwise, I will kill you and dig out the big fat Hai Hai and give it to the dog."

"Wow, good." Xiao Jingba's eyes lit up.

Snapped! Fatty Hai kicked it off with an angry kick, and then said with a serious face: "Don't worry, master, don't practice as a fire evil clone, my old lady cuts her breasts on her own, and dried them as insoles for you."

Liu Jin: "..."

It's really from a brothel, and it is guaranteed to be so fresh and refined.

"I, and me, Master, I am your favorite dog, you can't leave me alone." Little Jingba ran back and looked at Liu Jin pitifully.

"Aren't you lacking a dog soul? I will give it to you if you encounter it in the future." Liu Jin replied.

Little Jingba was speechless at once.

It's so perfunctory, you can still use it if you encounter it? I can't catch it myself? Stupid master, a few stingy thieves.

He looked at the three children in the first month.

The three little kids looked at Liu Jin eagerly, and when Liu Jin looked over, the two bear kids smirked, turned their heads and hummed.

"These three, I'm afraid it's not easy to arrange. They are the nine dead wraith spirits. Because they are concerned, they suppress the natural resentment. It is best not to practice. Otherwise, if you lose your will by accident, you will become a terrible evil. Let them study with Zhi Ling. This is the best arrangement." Xing Yuan said at this time, looking helpless.

Liu Jin's eyes narrowed.

Is it evil in the first three months? (End of this chapter)