Bronze head old monk:? ?
What the hell
Brothers also have such irritable times? His generation of Zen masters, the Buddha's mind is like an ancient well, how can it be so
Is this a fake brother
"Brother, do you remember that when we were young, we had a competition to determine the status of brothers?" The old bronze head monk asked.
Got it:? ?
"Did you not hear what I said? At this time, when did you mention when you were young, I let you go, ignore that bastard, are you pulling me chicken feathers?" I got angry and suddenly exploded.
Several old monks who were dumbfounded, snapped their chopsticks off.
After speaking, I realized that I reacted and felt hard in my heart.
The image of the eminent monk that Laozi has worked so hard to accumulate for decades is completely ruined this time.
I blame this brother, hey, after the separation, the wings became stiff, and the brother's words were not working well.
"Yes, all you love, I don't care about you." After knowing the dullness, he hung up the phone decisively.
Then he looked at a few old monks and smiled: "You are not allowed to pass a word of what you see today, do you understand?"
Looking at it, it was obviously smiling, but it was particularly scary. Several old monks nodded subconsciously, like a chicken eating rice.
"What the hell?" The old bronze-headed monk was even more confused as he watched the hung up call.
I just ask.
Can't you answer it
Why are you angry
Is it because the menopause is coming, brother
"Why? Knowing the Zen master, are you okay? Do you want me to call and ask?" Liu Jin looked at the bronze-headed old monk and asked with a smile.
The bronze-headed old monk looked at Liu Jin: "You kid, really is Xinyuan's cousin?"
Liu Jin said: "Look at you, don't believe me, come, you can check this mobile phone."
Liu Jin said, took out his phone, opened WeChat, and pulled out the friends who marked his cousin, as well as the chat history.
Although the topic is not very pleasant, the content is very real.
The old bronze head monk looked at it and said with a smile: "It is indeed a fate. I didn't expect it. After coming to Hanzhou for so many years, I still have the opportunity to meet acquaintances. That's not bad. You are going to live in Hongfa Temple for a few days later. Chat."
Liu Jin smiled and said, "Don’t worry, I wanted to go when I first learned that you were there, but it’s late tonight, it’s not convenient to bother me, so I decided to go tomorrow. I didn’t expect to meet this. Don’t worry, tomorrow morning, I'll come to visit and give you peace of mind."
"Hahahaha, you don't have to ask for your peace, you don't need to see outsiders like this, a family, hahaha." The bronze-headed old monk laughed, quite happy.
The masked man and the fat woman next to them looked speechless.
The lesson I was pitted just now is that I don't have a long memory at all. This guy really broke my mind.
"Sister, why are you here too?" Liu Jin looked at the fat woman again.
The fat woman smiled: "If I don't come again, there may be many more enemies inexplicably in the future."
"Look at what you said, there is a younger brother, who dares to be your enemy, my uncle will not agree." Liu Jin said, looking at the bronze-headed old monk.
The bronze-headed old monk said: "You don't need to worry about this. This fat lady has an immortal body and can't be beaten to death."
Fat woman: "..."
Liu Jin's eyes lit up.
immortal
I go, this is good, I want to tease.
"Haha, my elder sister is amazing. From then on, my younger brother will rely on you to take care of me." Liu Jin slapped the snake and looked at the fat woman with a smile.
The fat woman said: "Don't find me, I can't cover you."
"You are modest again." Liu Jin winked, then looked at the masked man.
"I don't want to know you." The mask man said decisively first.
"Don't we know each other now?" Liu Jin looked puzzled.
Mask humanity: "Knowledge is just business knowledge, I will take your business."
Liu Jin smiled and said: "Then the question is, if I win, can you afford to lose this merit?"
Mask humanity: "How can you be sure that you can win?"
Liu Jin smiled and said, "Unless you cheat."
The mask man laughed: "I still disdain to cheat with a kid."
"Well, let's wait and see." Liu Jin answered calmly.
"Hey, there are so many good things for your kid, even if this merit is greedy by the gods, you are not afraid of being missed." The old bronze-headed monk said at this time.
Liu Jin smiled and said, "Do you always need it?"
"Huh? Do you still have?" The bronze-headed old monk looked at Liu Jin in surprise.
"You always want it, I have it." Liu Jin said affirmatively.
The bronze-headed old monk smiled, and looked at Liu Jin's eyes, and he became more kind.
It's sincere to be able to give him all the merits easily.
My heart is warm, this relative, I admit it.
"Haha, it's not necessary, you'd better keep it for yourself, self-defense." The bronze-headed old monk refused with a smile.
Liu Jin said: "Then what do you always need? If you have a chance in the future, I will definitely get it for you."
The bronze-headed old monk laughed blankly: "Your kid is really boasting about the sea. I need a Buddhist statue, do you have one?"
Liu Jin was taken aback for a moment, then smiled, and looked at Daqing and said, "Daqing, take out the buddha's golden body."
Daqing vomited out without saying anything.
Suddenly a golden and green body fell on the ground, making a dull sound.
This scene fell in the eyes of the masked man, the fat woman, and the bronze-headed old monk, almost staring out.
This is so you are a Taobao Taoist, do you really have everything
Although it is not as rare as merit, this golden body is also a high-level monk's condensed virtue, and it is still substantive. To put it bluntly, it is hard to come up with one of this thing in Buddhism for hundreds of years.
"Here, where did you get this?" The bronze-headed old monk trembled in a trembling voice, full of disbelief.
Liu Jin smiled and said, "I picked it up."
Bronze head old monk: "..."
"Where did you pick it up, I also want to try my luck." The fat woman couldn't help but said, with a weird look on her face.
Liu Jin said: "It was picked up by a place called Guanyin Temple. It seemed to be a golden Buddha. He was committing a crime. Then he met my elder brother and was subdued by him. The eldest brother is not rare, so he gave it to me."
The fat woman was shocked.
You still have such a great brother
"Dare to ask your eldest brother?" The fat lady looked at Liu Jin.
Liu Jin looked at the bronze-headed old monk and said with a smile: "Speaking of which, you also know him."
"I know?" The bronze-headed old monk was confused.
"My eldest brother Montenegro." Liu Jin smiled.
"Old Hei!" The bronze-headed old monk opened his eyes wide, and said in surprise.
The fat woman couldn't help frowning and looked at Liu Jin in surprise.
Mask man... Can't see the expression.
"Yeah, Big Brother Black Mountain and I hit it off right away. Okay, I have nothing to say." Liu Jin said seriously.
Wolong Town, Magic Palace.
The old man from Montenegro who was reading a book suddenly raised his head, his face looked very ugly.
This bastard, teasing me again!
Okay, nothing to say? Can you get rid of the good ones
And... This little bastard, how can you go to some troublesome places, look at what kind of guys you are provoking? Which one is good? Add blockage to me, are you happy
"Xiaoyou, come here." The old man from Black Mountain suddenly looked at the happily pecking Nether Called Soul Chicken and called.
Called the soul chicken for a moment, and quickly stepped forward: "The King..."
Black Mountain calmly got up and kicked it suddenly.
Called Soul Chicken was unprepared, or rather, he didn't want to be guarded at all, and was kicked into the air.
"Little babe, kick you to death."
Call the soul chicken: "..."
"You and Heishan are so good too? Haha, I have a story with Heishan too, but it was all reckless, young and ignorant in the past, a little hard to tell, so I won't say it." The bronze-headed old monk smiled. Somewhat embarrassing.
The fat woman glanced at the old monk.
It's as if you are very smart now.
"Hey, you see this thing, right?" Liu Jin asked with a smile.
"In the eye, of course it is in the eye, this is the best thing, to the Sajia, this is a great favor." The old bronze head monk said seriously.
"That's OK, this is just my gift to you, don't refuse." Liu Jin looked sincere.
The bronze-headed old monk looked at Liu Jin for a moment, nodded and said: "The Sajia has picked it up. If you have something to do in the future, you can find the Sajia."
Liu Jin grinned: "Don't worry, I won't be polite to you."
"Hahaha, okay, Sajia got this thing, the fate is not small, go back first, you kid must remember to come over tomorrow." The bronze-headed old monk finished speaking, mentioned the Buddha's wicked golden body, and departed happily.
When he left, the fat woman looked at Liu Jin with a smile: "Boy, the old woman also has some requests, I wonder if you can help?"
Liu Jin said: "Say."
"I have a little niece who is the body of Xuan Yin, but it is not complete. Now there is only the remnant soul. If it is not filled in time, it may dissipate. If you have time, can you come and see it for help?" The mother-in-law looked at Liu Jin and spoke silently.
"Boy, just borrowed my name, now it's time to pay it."
Liu Jin had a meal and smiled: "No problem, I will visit you the second time."
The fat woman gave a satisfied smile: "That's OK, the old woman also left, and waited for a big drive."
After speaking, she also turned and left.
For a while, only masked people remained in the room.
At this time, in the arena, there was cheering, but it was the winner.
The wild cat actually had a magical power similar to Xuanguang, which immediately injured Yin Ling and won it strongly.
Liu Jin looked at the masked man and said with a smile: "I won."
"I have no merit to compensate, you can make a request." The mask man's tone still didn't fluctuate, and he spoke calmly.
Liu Jin smiled and said, "Are you sure you want me to make a request?"
"Yes. I am in this battlefield, I am willing to accept the bet, and I will never fall behind." The mask man replied.
"Well, my request is, I want three requirements." Liu Jin replied with a grin.
Mask man: "..."
"There are no more than three things," the mask man said.
"Don't worry, this trick is enough to play once, and it will be too much if you play it a few more times." Liu Jin answered seriously.
"Go ahead, what's the requirement?" the masked man asked.
"First, let me see your true face." Liu Jin said.
Mask man: "Are you sure? This is equivalent to a waste of a request."
"I'm sure. And knowing what you look like, whether it's a male or a female, is quite curious to me." Liu Jin smiled.
The mask man took off the mask directly, but it was empty inside.
Liu Jin was taken aback.
"As long as I take off the mask, I did it, and there are two more." The mask man put on the mask again.
Liu Jin smiled.
This is an opponent.
Fun.
"The second request, tell me, you are a man or a woman." Liu Jin continued.
Mask man: "I am a male."
"The third requirement." The mask man continued to ask.
"This must be taken seriously." Liu Jin smiled: "As long as I am still in Hanzhou, you must protect my safety. Is this okay?"
"No problem, but there is a premise. You don't want to turn your face with that family." The mask man replied.
Liu Jin looked sideways.
Sure enough, this guy wears a pair of pants with the Mad Demon family, and I already knew my identity.
"Deal." Liu Jin nodded.
At this time, on the other side, the old bronze-headed monk happily resisted the Buddha's golden body and returned. For this trip, he was so satisfied. He met a relative and got a dream thing for nothing. This thing is enough to make his own. The King Kong body went further, it was a surprise.
While walking, the phone rang again.
Take a look and call it.
The bronze-headed old monk connected with a smile, "Brother, is the menopause past?"
I just drove away a group of cringing old monks, but I still worry about my younger brother, the younger brother’s tendon, I really met the little fox, I’m afraid I can’t hold back the flicker, I belong to the Buddhism Zen sect, and I can’t be taken by others. It's a mess.
So I couldn't help but dialed again.
But as soon as the phone was connected, I was almost out of breath.
"What did you say?" Zhizhi gritted his teeth.
The old bronze-headed monk reacted and quickly said, "It's nothing, brother, what are you doing with the phone call?"
"What are you doing, I'm saving you, you iron lump, wood lump, when did you deceive you, do you know, you are very dangerous now." Knowing it, said angrily.
"Danger? How can there be danger? Brother, you are so strange today, are you crazy?"
"I..." After knowing it, the fire started to float again.
Efforts to suppress the anger, know: "Don't tell you nonsense, are you staying away from that kid now?"
"Which kid are you talking about?"
"That is to say that He Xinyuan is a cousin, this is a liar." Knowing it gritted his teeth.
The bronze-headed old monk looked at the Buddha's golden body on his shoulders, and then at his mobile phone, and said, "Brother, are you really crazy? That kid is very good, and he gave me a gift, and he is indeed in harmony with his heart. Cousin, I checked."
"That's because I was pitted. Let me tell you, this kid is particularly pitted. Don't be fooled by the little grace. This kid is broken. When you are entangled in various causes and effects, you will know what regret is. "Knowing what he said was heart-warming and personally experienced, he felt too deeply.
"Pit? No, he gave me a golden body. This golden body is incredible, enough to make my diamond body go further. If this is a pit, brother, I am willing to jump in." The bronze-headed old monk disapproved.
People are so good, you actually said that, this brother, the Buddha's mind has regressed!
Got it:? ?
What the hell
That buddha's golden body, did that kid give it to my junior
I helped you carry so many pots, why didn't you think of giving it to me? Should I be free
Well, that's not right, this kid doesn't see the lord of rabbits and eagles. If he can give benefits before pits, it must be for bigger pits.
The Buddha's mind is bright, and he feels smart like never before, so he hurriedly said: "Senior brother, listen to the brother, this golden body can't be taken, he has a purpose, he wants to cheat you."
"Brother, what you said is how to give me something for a purpose? Just to cheat me? Then why doesn't he cheat others? He doesn't give it to others? He gave it to me. This is my fate. "After speaking, the old bronze-headed monk hung up and left happily.
"This dead brain deserves to be pitted."
Seeing that the phone was hung up, he kicked the dining table over with a kick, and the plate fell to the ground.
At this time, the door of the room suddenly opened, and a little monk watched this scene dumbfounded.
Got it: "..."
"I… "
"You didn't see anything." Zhizhi stared.
The little monk shrank his neck and said weakly, "But Zen Master, the Buddha behind you has seen it."
Knowing it for a moment, he turned to him.
On the wall, there is a picture of Tathagata with a bright light, fingers and smiles, those eyes seem to be looking at him.
"Dawei Tianlong..."
Little monk: "..." (end of this chapter)