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Chapter 294: The effect of pregnancy gas is beyond imagination

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"The Buddhism doesn't have the name Young Buddha Lord." An old monk looked at Liu Jin with an ugly expression, and decisively refused.

Liu Jin smiled: "That's because I didn't come."

"You haven't come yet."

"You have the final say, or the Buddha has the final say?" Liu Jin looked at the old monk who was constantly retorting, just because you talk a lot, are you too comfortable to live, and want to find some excitement!

The old monk said calmly: "Buddhism discusses the principles of Buddhism and Zen, regardless of high or low."

Hey, are you still excited

Liu Jin looked at the old monk and smiled: "I haven't asked the master's title yet?"

"Lao Na Yuanfa is the head of Shaolin Zen Bodhidharma Academy." The old monk replied calmly, not in the slightest.

Although it was appointed by the Buddha, but this Buddha is not better than the Buddha, there is really a problem, and it is still necessary to refute it, so as not to make a joke, and what is lost is the interests of Buddhism.

Liu Jin smiled and said: "Very well, Zen Master Yuanfa thinks that my name is not good, then according to my identity, I don't know how to call it the best? Would you say one?"

The old monk looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva and folded his hands together: "Naturally, the Bodhisattva is the master."

This ball can be played! It's a pity that you don't go to the national football team.

Guanyin Bodhisattva said indifferently: "The Buddha governs the decree."

After speaking, he looked at Liu Jin.

Liu Jin remained indifferent.

A group of old monks also looked at Liu Jin with weird eyes.

Liu Jin reacted.

Oh, I almost forgot, this Buddha is the boss, the boss has given an order, and he must make a statement.

"Legal decree." Liu Jin pretended to be.

The Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "The Buddha has given you the title, the golden insect. I hope you will live up to the high expectations."

Liu Jin: "???"

What am I...

Can you have a talent for naming it

How am I embarrassed to say this name to people in the future? People who don’t know really think I’m this big bug.

The Jin Chanzi at least indicated what it was, and the word Cicada was very good.

Why are you bugs? Ask me the eel, believe it or not

I was slandered, but Liu Jin still showed a satisfied expression on his face: "Yes, the meaning of the law is profound. Master, this is to hope that I can relax and be a butterfly waiting to emerge from the cocoon. Master expected and was very moved , Bodhisattva told Master on my behalf that I like it very much, and I must devote myself to practicing and live up to my expectations."

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva smiled and nodded: "The child is teachable, and the Buddha's heart is clear. I hope you cherish the fate of the Buddha." After speaking, he will return.

"Wait." Liu Jin suddenly yelled at this moment, making Guanyin Bodhisattva stunned. Then he saw Liu Jin stepping forward and grabbing his hand, um, grabbing the colored glaze jade in his hand. Ping said with a shy expression: "Sister Guanyin, I will be your younger brother in the future, do you have a meeting ceremony?"

Guanyin:? ?

Seeing that Liu Jin grasped the glass jade net bottle and was about to snatch it away, Guanyin was anxious, he grasped it tightly, and then said: "Golden bug, be careful, Buddhism can't give gifts."

Liu Jin grinned.

I have all the bugs, and I'm a cautious chicken, giving gifts? Stop making trouble, I'm going to meet up.

However, no matter how hard Liu Jin tried, he couldn't break it off. The bottle seemed to be in Guanyin's hand. Suddenly Liu Jin stared, "Sister Guanyin, do you look down on the Buddha."

Guanyin was taken aback.

Liu Jin continued: "The Lord Buddha accepts his disciples, and the whole world celebrates. As the number two person under the seat of the Lord Buddha, don't you actually benefit the disciples of the Lord Buddha? You do not care for me too much, and you disrespect the Lord Buddha too much. ."

Guanyin's face was dark.

The Tathagata in the Nei Temple also looked very ugly.

What kind of demon

Are you sure that you defected, not that the Celestial Devil Realm can't stand you and drove you out

"Kuanyin, give him the bottle, find a reason to drive him out and let him be an ascetic monk." Tathagata sent a message to Guanyin, and I really couldn't stand it anymore. I felt like I could not help but shoot him to death if I watched it further.

Guanyin was speechless.

Feelings are not your magic weapon, just give it to you

This magic weapon also requires incense faith to condense it.

She seems to know the thoughts of Guanyin, Tathagata said: "After sending him away, I will make up for the incense divinity for you."

Guanyin looked better now.

Today, all kinds of incense gods and Buddhas in the world have lost contact with their deity. Incense has become their only reliance. The amount of incense determines their status and strength. It hurts less.

Not to mention, the god of incense and fire in the world has a fatal shortcoming, that is, without the body, the gods and buddhas of incense condensing are all in their own way and each has its own spirituality.

In other words, there may be thousands of spiritual Tathagata Avalokitesvara, Tianzun Monarchs, and so on, some of them are awesome, some are weak, depending on the power of incense and divine nature.

Guanyin didn't want to become weak, but the boss opened Chrysanthemum, so naturally everything is easy to say.

Looking at Liu Jin with horizontal eyebrows and vertical eyes, Guanyin sighed: "The number of days, the number of days, you know that your movement fits all the way to practice. This bottle can be given to you, but you need to do one thing, that is your way."

Liu Jin slandered in his heart.

Discuss it in secret, Mad, I can’t hear you, but it doesn’t mean I’m careless.

Well, a bunch of false Buddhas, it depends on what you guys say.

With joy on Liu Jin's face, he asked, "What do I want to do, and ask the Bodhisattva to show me?"

Guanyin was slandered in his heart.

Know that I am a Bodhisattva now? This shameless demon will be taken away sooner or later.

"Practice 100,000 li, accumulate a million merits, the day of success, the time of Buddhahood." Guanyin said vowedly, that amiable face is so trustworthy.

When these words were said, even the several old monks in the hall had their breathing stagnant and their eyes straightened.

No one wants to ask for a good result if you enter the empty door.

If there are good results, let alone 100,000 li, 200,000 li, or 300,000 li is nothing to say.

However, Liu Jin sneered in his heart.

Mad, started to cheat me.

One hundred thousand miles? Still ascetic? Just say that you can't just walk. Need to accumulate millions of merits? How many good things are enough? Is this going to be the year of the monkey

If you really want to do this, that's a fool.

But the so-called will be calculated, hehehe.

Muttering in his heart, Liu Jin's expression became serious and solemnly said: "The disciple is willing to accept, do asceticism, and accumulate merit."

Guanyin smiled.

My advantage is not easy to account for.

If you are shameless, I will let you know that Buddhism is boundless and enlightening.

Afterwards, Guanyin disappeared.

Liu Jin played with the glass jade bottle, looking curious.

This magic weapon is too famous. The nectar in the legend has endless magical effects. I don't know if this thing is drunk, will it help the breakthrough of the three limits

As he muttered, Liu Jinhuang fucked, suddenly speechless.

What a special thing, just an empty bottle!

Could it be said that this is the condensing of incense and supernatural power, and fakes have no magical effect on real treasures

Suddenly disappointed.

I also wanted to deduct some water from Guanyin, but I didn't expect it to be too much.

Although he was slanderous, Liu Jin still put away the glass jade bottle.

Even if it is a fake fairy treasure, it certainly has magical effects, but I won't use it temporarily, so I will explore it slowly in the future.

Then he looked at a few old monks and smiled.

"Several masters and sister Guanyin have all given the meeting ceremony, don't you show that?"

Several masters: "..."

When Liu Jin came out of the gate of Shaolin Temple, he had a robes, a string of Buddhist beads, and a jade Guanyin on his body.

The robes are the blessings of Buddhism, and the evil spirits are changed.

The Buddha beads contain the power of the Vajra Buddha, which can be centered and determined, and break the evil spirits of the heart.

Jade Guanyin is a talisman.

Although these things are all good, they are not used by Liu Jin today.

It's just that they were delivered, and the things are not bad.

As for now, being driven away

Do not make jokes.

In the man’s life dictionary, there is never a word of being driven away.

Righteousness and status are all there. Now is the best opportunity to take advantage of, taking advantage of the two days of catching God's sacks, we must make good use of it to get enough benefits.

After leaving Shaolin Temple, Shi Baobao's voice suddenly sounded without walking far.

"Dad, that bottle, put it in your stomach." Baby Shi said expectantly.

Liu Jin was taken aback, his face was speechless.

Does this mean that the buddies are pregnant with a bottle after stones, slabs, and swords

Can I have a normal thing in my stomach

"Dad, this bottle is a good baby, it can collect nectar, but it needs to be rejuvenated and placed in pregnancy to cultivate spirituality." Shi Baobao continued.

Liu Jin was shocked: "How do you know?"

"As long as it is the innate treasure bred by the heaven and the earth, we can know the essence of the mountains, rivers and earth spirits. Although this bottle is created by the power of incense, it is also a pirated version of the rules of the glass jade bottle. As long as this fake bottle is born with spirituality, it can be fake and real. , Making the second Liuli Jade Purifying Bottle." Shi Baobao explained.

Liu Jin was silent.

This remark reveals a message.

As long as it is a high imitation version of the fairy magic weapon, stuffed into one's stomach, cultivated with pregnancy energy, and born spirituality, it can become a real magic weapon.

This is amazing.

The effect of pregnancy gas shocked Liu Jin once again. Before, I still underestimated it. The magic of this thing is worthy of the cradle of life, and the life of Xianbao can be cultivated.

But thinking about it this way, the problem is coming.

If I raise all the magic weapons of all the bigwigs, won't I become a multi-talented Taoist by then

No, the name that has already appeared is not worthy of me.

Then I am Jin Dabao? (End of this chapter)