I don't really want to cause trouble

Chapter 34: I'm the best for bad ideas

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"Then this is indeed a trouble, old man, how long can this seal last?" Liu Jin asked curiously.

Looking at the black light ball in his hand, Mr. Mao said, "Three years."

"So short? There is no way to continue? For example, some boy's urine is poured every day, it is really not good, black dog blood is replaced by soaks, or get a few large magnifying glasses, focus on the sun, and give it to sunbathe every day?" Liu Jin asked .

Mr. Mao: "..."

"Ding: Flick is successful, hold your breath +99."

Suddenly, the system prompt came again.

Liu Jin was surprised.

Isn't this sealed? Can you still tease

Looking at Jin Guangqiu, the silk had already aimed at him, as if looking at him, trying to remember him in his head.

Suddenly, Liu Jin was embarrassed.

Father, why isn't your seal soundproof

"The sun's rays are good. Why didn't I expect it? The sun is really hot and masculine. Although such tricks can't attract too much, it can also add a layer of protection to the seal over time. Yes, you kid will help. I'm a big favor." Mr. Mao praised with joy.

"Ding: Flick is successful, hold your breath +99."

Liu Jin smiled dryly.

Well, this time not only your old Mao's house is its mortal enemy, I can't run away either.

Regardless, after a few years, who can be sure that I can't be so bullish that I can run you backhand, just offend it.

"I still have a way. The idols in the old man's house are incredible. They can suppress the evil spirits. You put this seal under the ass of the ancestor master..." Liu Jin continued to make bad ideas.

"Ding: Flick is successful, hold your breath +99."

"Ding: succeeded, divinity +2."

Huh

Why is divinity added? Two more points

Is it so far away, the ancestor can also hear it

Liu Jin looked in the direction of the front hall in surprise.

This Patriarch is stingy.

Don't let you do it yourself, just sit under your ass. As for being angry, petty guy, drink the potion.

"Naughty." This time, the old man also turned his face and looked at Liu Jin angrily: "How can Patriarch blaspheme? Don't say such things in the future."

Liu Jin helplessly: "I'm not trying to figure out a solution for you. If it doesn't work, it won't work. Why be angry."

Mr. Mao's face was dark.

This kid is indeed a wild road, without awe.

"Okay, you go to rest early, this is the matter, tomorrow I will teach you how to refining the body." After the old man said, he took the sealed golden ball and turned away.

Refining

Damn it.

Daring to be so long, the name is a false advertisement!

Father, you lose my expectation.

"Senior Brother Liu, don't say anything, Master will be angry." Hu Tiekui walked over and whispered to persuade.

"What's so angry about this, righteous and evil are not balanced, we can't worship every day, he will be famous and enjoy it with peace of mind? Then this is still called God?" Liu Jin was puzzled, and a little unhappy.

"Master said, this is the Mao family's calamity, and the calamity needs to be solved by ourselves." Hu Tiekui explained.

Liu Jin smiled.

Doomsday

This is such a familiar name.

If you don’t want to solve it, there will be trouble. If you have nothing to do with me, and if you can’t solve it, it can be called a robbery. Anyway, don’t find me. Not only that, don’t find me, but also provide for me, this god, give me I can be too.

However, even though his heart was broken, Liu Jin didn't bother to say it.

Everyone has everybody's ideas, and others are willing to believe that it is someone else's business, and there is no need to put it forward.

"Well, it's okay, just think of another way, um, Brother Hu, are you okay?" Liu Jin asked, looking at Hu Tiekui who was embarrassed.

Hu Tiekui smiled and said, "It's okay, just after a few blows, I broke this Guan Gong knife again. Alas, this is the weapon that the master had used back then. It's a pity that it's scrapped now."

"It's okay for people to be fine, weapons or something, there will always be better." Liu Jin comforted, and then cleaned up separately.

Before long, the small courtyard became quiet.

Liu Jin returned to the bedroom and asked Xiao Snake to find a place to rest, while he lay down and began to practice.

In today's battle, I really saw my weaknesses clearly.

Although I got a few skills, they are all pretty good.

But the main body is really too bad. It is completely abused in close combat, and there is no resistance.

This made Liu Jin aroused, and he must practice one, two, three, and never experience the experience of being kicked by the ghost bride today.

Posing well, vomiting moonlight, air.

This time, the effect is different again.

Hold breath experience value: 865.

This data is close to a thousand small achievements.

The breath is so long that it can compress the air in the abdomen into a cloud of pure oxygen. This can basically be regarded as inhuman.

However, Swallow Moon is still the same, with an experience value of 99.

It's a pity that I just teased the vixen once, if only a few times would be fine.

Of course, now there are two more divinities, so you can milk skills.

But after experiencing the benefits of divinity, Liu Jin was a little reluctant.

The current apnea experience value and swallowing moon should be enough.

But divinity is difficult, you can't deliberately tease it, in that case, it's not good to backfire.

So keep it for the time being, wait until you get a better skill, and then upgrade, it is equivalent to an extra life-saving skill, that's cool.

Condensing distracting thoughts, Liu Jin began to practice.

Look up, open your mouth, and face the window.

At night, the moonlight became rich and swallowed in one bite. The wisps of moonlight were obviously much more than during the day, and the refreshing feeling that nourished the internal organs was also stronger.

And at the same time practicing the apnea method, the high concentration of oxygen stimulates the five internal organs, flesh and blood, and the whole body seems to be awakened, and it absorbs the moonlight faster.

The two complement each other, and the effect is not a one-plus-one improvement.

For a while, in the bedroom, there was only the whirring sound of breath flowing, and the little snake hiding in the vase with his eyes straight.

"What a pervert."

In the other room, Mr. Mao felt the movement on Liu Jin's side, and was silent for a moment, and couldn't help but mutter.

"Grandpa, what's the pervert?" In the bedroom, a girl was lying down, pale and looking very weak, but the girl was very pretty, beautiful, petite, like a sick beauty.

"It's okay, um, Feifei, how are you feeling now?" Mr. Mao asked with concern.

The girl pursed her mouth and smiled: "I feel more comfortable. I used to feel cold in my stomach, but now it feels warm. Grandpa, am I getting better? I don't need to take medicine anymore?"

Mr. Mao smiled and said, "Yes, you don't need to eat it, but you can't take this string of Bodhi beads. You have to wear it for a lifetime, do you know?"

"Yeah, I like this bead, and I definitely won't take it, grandpa, can I call my parents? I'm cured, they must be very happy." The girl asked expectantly.

Mr. Mao said: "Fight, I asked you to conceal it before, but also to prevent them from messing around. It's okay now."

"Thank you, grandpa." The girl said and took the phone to make a call.

Looking at the granddaughter who soon fell into the joy of chatting with her parents, Mr. Mao walked out of the bedroom with a smile.

After more than ten years of heart disease, once it has been over, the whole body is comfortable.

Nothing happened overnight.

Early the next morning.

Liu Jin, who had worked hard all night, felt like she was floating in the clouds.

Suddenly, the door slammed and was kicked open, and then Old Man Mao rushed in, holding two broken idols in his trembling hands, his face black as ink, and roaring loudly.

"Bastard boy, what did your special mother do?" (End of this chapter)