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Chapter 378: The goddess was trembling and cold

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"Hey, why are you shouting so loudly? Do you think there are still many goddesses in this world? I tell you, except for my goddess, the other goddesses are all false goddesses, at most a little fairy, not worthy of my family. The goddess is on the same level." Liu Jin continued to mumble loudly, with the attitude of a loyal little maid.

The witch god did not have any dissatisfaction, his face changed in an instant, and he said very flatteringly: "That is, I think you are also a little fairy, more celestial than any other fairy, and my admiration for the goddess has never changed. , The world can learn from."

Liu Jin curled his lips: "Bah, what do you mean by the changes now? My goddess said, you kneel and worship for a thousand years, it is considered destined. After a catastrophe, you will be tested and closed for a hundred years, and finally get what you want. Unexpectedly, this Don't, you don't hesitate to put yourself in someone else's door. It's really mud that can't help you up the wall.

The witch god was stunned, and said with a trembling voice: "Does the goddess say that?"

Liu Jin raised his head: "Do you think I, a little maid, dare to arrange the goddess? Huh, and the guy just now, you know the goddess' big plan, that guy is useful to the goddess, you just killed it, and you still want the goddess to treat you well Bah, baah, are you dreaming?"

The witch god was immediately embarrassed, and was about to explain, suddenly a stream of light flew down from the sky and hit Liu Jin from behind.

Liu Jin, who was in high spirits, was also stunned.

What the fuck

Even if the reaction was too late, you were recruited

Then, Liu Jin's mind sensed something.

It was a paper crane with something in its mouth, spreading its wings and flying away, Liu Jin could vaguely hear a cry for help.

"Master, save me, master, save me quickly."

This is my big gold

How come, my Dajinjin was taken away by a paper crane? Damn it, you are so small and I am so big, why are you moving

With slander in his heart, Liu Jin reached out his hand and touched his crotch, his face was as black as ink.

It's gone, it's really gone, who's counting on me? How can you be so disgusting, it doesn't matter if you beat and scold me, why do you target my big brother

Mind pursued the paper crane, and Liu Jin found that the paper crane hadn't left, it seemed to be lurking in his body, but Dajinjin was held in his mouth by it, and he didn't let go.

And the breath of this paper crane is a bit familiar, this is... Goddess of Wushan

Liu Jin was surprised.

This woman's revenge came so quickly

Really careful.

But Dai Jin Jin can't be kidding, Liu Jin doesn't want to squat and pee in the future, and quickly consult the system.

"Big Dingdong, save me big gold."

"Ding: Can't be saved."

Liu Jin Qijie: "Just talk about it, how much merit."

"Ding: The Linghe transformation technique is not fatal, unsolvable, and the solution must be assimilated."

Then a stream of information flowed into Liu Jin's Sea of Knowledge, letting him know what kind of situation he was suffering now.

Linghe's transformation, this is a kind of weird technique, it doesn't have any special effect, it's a kind of solidification and conversion thaumaturgy.

For example, if you become a tree, with the blessing of Linghe, you are the real tree. You become a stone, with the blessing of Linghe, you are a real stone. You become a woman, Linghe blessed, you are a real woman.

The principle of this kind of magic is the conversion of truth and falsehood, and it is a kind of magic that can only be performed by the true immortals who can touch the rules of heaven and earth.

In principle, this technique can already be regarded as a great art, and it has the magic of transforming species.

In the legend, there are various myths about what derogates to be a beast. This kind of magic is used. Although various methods of casting, various effects and degrees are different, the principle is the same.

What shocked Liu Jin was that this kind of magic was really unsolvable.

Because this magic method is to grasp a point and then use it to solidify it. That point is mixed with the magic method and cannot be broken, otherwise there will be unbearable consequences.

For example, if you lose your big gold, you can never change it back.

Liu Jin was frightened and wanted to cry without tears.

Is this the fate of offending a woman

If you offend him, he will turn you into a sister!

If I had known this, I would not play anymore. This time I would play off. Dajinjin is gone. I am going to become a woman? Oh, I haven’t used it yet.

"Big Dingdong, is there really no choice?"

"Ding: A hundred points of merit, whether to redeem it."

"Exchange exchange, speed exchange."

"Ding: Pick him up, let him take the initiative to explode your little Ding Ding, and the magic will explain itself."

Liu Jin was taken aback: "That's it?"

"Ding: One sentence is true, but ten thousand scriptures are false."

Liu Jin: "..."

What you said makes sense, but if you ask me a hundred points of merit in one sentence, you are really black!

And what I just said is incomprehensible, and then it scares me and makes me panic before offering a hundred points of merit? How can I refute it, life-saving straw

Oh, big Dingdong, are you too slippery

Swearing in his heart, Liu Jin suddenly thought of something.

"No, the goddess made me small... Dajinjin exploded, isn't I gone? What kind of shit is this?"

"Ding: Untie the magic technique, it can grow, the magic technique is puzzled, how can a real woman grow a small tintin?"

Liu Jin: "..."

Maade, if you have a high IQ, if you are smart, you will be pitted.

These one hundred points of merit, at least it will help me grow it out. I still need to grow it myself. Will your service be inadequate, okay

However, the boss of Dingdong completely ignored it.

Liu Jin thought about it again.

I was cheated by the goddess, and my boss didn't comfort me, and even took the opportunity to cheat me. I felt so sad.

At this time, the wizard god looked at Liu Jin with weird eyes.

The little maid of the goddess seemed to have gotten some information, her expression changed, she still grabbed her crotch with her hands

It’s so crowded, it’s too...

Suddenly aware of the wizard god's gaze, Liu Jin returned to his senses, realizing that his actions were indeed a bit inelegant, and then stared at the wizard god: "I haven't seen the one with eczema below?"

Sorcerer: "..."

Liu Jin sneered and continued: "Just now the goddess sent me a message, guess what the goddess said?"

The witch god condensed.

The thing that flew, he immediately sensed the breath of the goddess, and he was still worried. Now that he confirmed it, he looked at Liu Jin eagerly: "What did the goddess say?"

Liu Jin said, "Speak up first, have you taken refuge in the Wu clan?"

The witch god laughed; "Fairy, I am originally a member of the witch clan, I have to be good for this to have today, and now the great robbery is happening, and the witch clan will come out. I am not called surrender, it is called return."

"Oh, since there is a place to return, why are you kneeling and worshiping the goddess? What are you doing as my goddess? Come if you want, leave if you want?" Liu Jin sneered.

The witch god was immediately embarrassed.

"But if you are lucky, the goddess just told me that she can give you a chance. In the future, the goddess can help you once when you need it, but this requires you to make an oath." Liu Jin said solemnly.

The witch god suddenly asked vigilantly: "What oath?"

Liu Jin said: "You must swear to Dingdong on behalf of the Witch Clan. In the future, you must not let the Witch Clan act on the goddess or me, otherwise you will be condemned by the gods. The Witch tribe will pay one hundred thousand merits to make up for the loss of the goddess and me."

The wizard stunned.

What kind of vow is this

Will there be any entanglements between the Witch Clan and the Goddess in the future

This is difficult. If it is true, He can't be the lord.

Seeing the witch god not speaking, Liu Jin said: "Of course, you can rest assured that my goddess will never take action against the witch clan, mainly because of your variables, my goddess and the witch clan are a little involved, and I don’t want to get involved in the future, so I need you. I swear to cut off the involvement. In this case, the goddess has nothing to do with the witch clan, but there is still a little fate with you. In the future, I can help you with this and repay the cause and effect."

Liu Jin was serious nonsense, and the witch god who listened to it looked confused and could not understand it. Even the goddess of Wushan was also a little confused.

What does this kid want to do

I don't know what swears, what witches are involved, what cause and effect, I don't know, you know

But listening to this oath, there seems to be no problem.

It's even good for Him.

Wushan Goddess is puzzled, this kid, isn't he trying to pit him, but to help him

At this time the wizard said: "Okay, I can swear."

I don’t think about it. What kind of existence is the goddess? That is a super boss like the ancestral witch. The future he can see is absolutely unimaginable. Although I don’t understand, the goddess thinks that the goddess will not cheat him. , After all, bowing down for a thousand years, there is no fate, but also affection.

Liu Jin smiled with satisfaction: "Very well, you swear, after today, there is no relationship between the Witch Clan and the goddess, and you have a chance for the goddess to help you."

These words made the witch god pissed.

Goddess’ one-time help, as long as it is used well, it is absolutely unimaginable.

With excitement, the witch god quickly swears: "On behalf of the witch clan, I swear to Dingdong, there will be no grievances, no opposition, and mutual harm between the witch clan, goddess, and fairies in the future, otherwise they must make up for the other's one hundred thousand merits."

After the witch god finished speaking, Liu Jin quickly contacted the system.

"Big Dingdong, does this count?"

"Ding: Even if you are there, if I have a big head."

Liukin was suddenly speechless.

This big head is the key.

But it doesn't matter, the vows are useful, and one hundred thousand merits, even if only one or two thousand are given, it is a big profit.

In the future, after you finish brushing the celestial demon and brushing the Witch tribe, the merits of the two tribes can always be drained, and then used to upgrade the mountain, so as to protect the safety of the base area. It is a perfect cycle.

"Very well, as expected, the goddess did not misunderstand you. You will work hard in the future. You will kneel and worship for a thousand years. Finally, you will have some fate. The goddess also hopes that you can have a good future." Liu Jin smiled and said some compliments, then turned away and stayed. Going down to the witch god, dreaming about how to use the goddess’ help this time in the future to seek the greatest benefit for himself.

At this time, Wushan Goddess couldn't help it.

The paper crane inside Liu Jin suddenly heard the voice of the goddess: "Boy, what do you want to do?"

Liu Jin smiled and said: "Sister, I am seeking welfare for you. In the future, as long as the Witches dare to be disrespectful to us, you will have a merit income. If you accumulate more merits, isn't it good?"

"Oh, do you think I believe?"

"Brother is sincere, and the world is a lesson. But sister, I have a question that I really want to ask you. It's not worth talking about." Liu Jin said weakly.

Goddess Wushan: "Do you have any questions?"

"Hehe... I just want to ask, my big golden golden, how does it taste? You took it away, I can't feel your ventriloquism." Liu Jin asked with a smile.

Goddess of Wushan:? ?

"Ding: succeeded in flirting, divinity +666."

"You don't need to feel it, no, you don't need it anymore. Be a woman in the future and feel the taste of a man." Wushan Goddess trembled, and then her mind moved, and the golden gold in the paper crane's mouth instantly turned into ashes. (End of this chapter)