I don't really want to cause trouble

Chapter 49: A farce

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"You! How could you summon so many pen immortals!" Xu Mengmeng couldn't help shouting.

Liu Jin smiled: "Is it difficult?"

Xu Mengmeng: "..."

I felt a puff of air in my throat, an uncomfortable batch.

The others were also stunned.

Summon hundreds of pen immortals at once

Not to mention peers, the Feng family who specializes in exorcism, it is rare to do this without decades of work!

What is this kid

"Isn't it a game now? Why are you talking about those useless?" Liu Jin continued, looking around, raising Erlang's legs, and said: "Of course, if you can't afford it, then forget it."

"Why can't I play with you? I'll play with you." Yuan Qingqing stared, and was the first to speak.

Liu Jin said: "Okay, how many do you have?"

Yuan Qingqing almost died of anger.

I have only six in total, how many can I make? If you are fighting ghosts, you will be beaten as a dog every minute.

"I don't fight ghosts with you, I'm better than talent." Yuan Qingqing decisively changed his strategy and looked at Liu Jin provocatively.

Liu Jin said: "Okay, then I will write a question."

"Why did you ask the question first?" Yuan Qingqing retorted.

"With my pen, I can choose to fight in groups if I'm not convinced." Liu Jin smiled.

Yuan Qingqing: "..."

"If you come out, you have to think clearly. The rules of the game can't be random. You must have reason and evidence." Yuan Qingqing reminded him about Liu Jin's fooling around.

Liu Jin said: "No problem, my question is very simple, why is one plus one equal to two?"

Yuan Qingqing:? ?

why

One plus one equals two, why is it necessary? Isn't this what it should be

Without understanding, Yuan Qingqing pulled a spirit body and said, "You answer him."

This spirit body is a young boy, with a bitter expression on his face: "I don't know."

"You don't know? You don't even know how simple it is?" Yuan Qingqing was furious.

"I don't know, who would think of this kind of question? Do you have nothing to do when our spirit body is full?" The young man Bixian was also a little unhappy and retorted directly.

"You!" Yuan Qingqing was angry. Then she reacted and stared at Liu Jin and said, "There is a problem with this question. One plus one equals two. Why is it necessary?"

"So I ask you, since I don't know, then I am willing to bet, please." Liu Jin smiled and stretched out his hand.

Yuan Qingqing bit her teeth secretly and stared at Liu Jin angrily for a long time before saying: "I'm a fool, are you satisfied? Now it's my turn. Why is one plus one equal to two? Let your pen fairy answer."

Liu Jin smiled and said: "No, I know, because it is written in the book, it is equal to two."

Yuan Qingqing:? ?

"No, even if it's written in the book, it doesn't prove that one plus one really equals two. Your answer is wrong." Xu Mengmeng said suddenly.

Liu Jin said: "Then, you can use an example to refute my incorrectness. You must list the formula."

Xu Mengmeng: "..."

"Can't refute it? Then you lose again." Liu Jin smiled and looked at Yuan Qingqing.

Now Yuan Qingqing didn't know how to react, and said decisively: "I'm a fool." After speaking, he sat down and stopped playing.

This is so special that you have encountered an evil opponent, and if you continue to play, you really have completed yourself as a fool.

And everyone else saw it, shutting up one by one.

This kind of being crushed, there is no game experience.

"I'm coming." Xu Mengmeng said suddenly.

"But I'm the first question." Xu Mengmeng's eyes were burning.

Liu Jin smiled and said, "I'm your grandfather, just let you do it, you say."

Xu Mengmeng was half-dead with anger. This bastard never forgets to take advantage.

Staring at Liu Jin fiercely, Xu Mengmeng said, "Guess, how many boyfriends have I had?"

After speaking, Xu Mengmeng sneered.

Don't you like to talk? I let you continue to talk.

Liu Jin smiled: "Ten."

"Wrong. You lost." Xu Mengmeng smiled triumphantly.

Liu Jin said: "Are you sure?"

Xu Mengmeng hummed: "As of today, I haven't had a boyfriend, so you are wrong."

Liu Jin said: "The so-called one-night husband and wife hundred days of grace, as long as you have had contact with that aspect, it is considered a relationship between men and women, and it is considered a boyfriend. You must dare to swear to the Dadao that you have never done it, otherwise you will not be able to move in for the rest of your life, and you will be hit by a car when you go out. , Drinking water and choking to death, I gave up."

Xu Mengmeng:? ?

Looking at Xu Mengmeng who was stunned, Liu Jin smiled.

Suddenly, Liu Jin remembered a passage about practice in the book he read at the home of Mr. Mao.

Men are pure yang, women are pure yin, yin and yang are messy, and they are filthy.

And the aura on Xu Mengmeng that she didn't like was all kinds of messy foul aura.

Generally speaking, there is only one object, and the foul air is not obvious. Only after experiencing many different people, the chaotic foul air will become very clear. Ordinary people may not perceive it, but the person in practice can smell it immediately, just like Demon, evil, yin, etc. cannot be concealed.

This woman, her private life is so hilarious!

There are words for practice.

There is a foundation for personal practice.

**After that, the road is difficult.

Therefore, as long as the cultivators have not completed the basic training, they will basically clean themselves and do not dare to be arrogant and loving. Some are pursuing the great path and are lonely all their lives in order to preserve their purest Qi.

But the words turned around.

People are not filthy, and cannot bear children.

This is the point of conflict between practice and life.

At this moment, Liu Jin seized this attack and immediately let Xu Mengmeng Fang Fang.

They are all cultivators, they are doing things against the sky, wanting to reverse their lives and transcending the world, so they are very in awe of the great road in the dark, and vows cannot be taken lightly, and promises must be fulfilled.

Don't swear, isn't you guilty of conscience? The well-behaved image that has been shown for so many years immediately disappeared.

For a while, Xu Mengmeng regretted it.

Why are you looking for trouble if you are okay

Why did you come to play this game and have so many friends? This is not to cheat Liu Jin, this is to cheat yourself.

Seeing Xu Mengmeng's panicked expression, Liu Jin was able to stop, and smiled and took off his clothes, revealing a strong upper body: "Well, even if I lose this game, I will take it off."

Xu Mengmeng: "..."

Looking at the friends around, Xu Mengmeng's heart is cold with the weird look.

Played, completely finished.

It's useless to say anything now.

The image is completely gone, everything is ruined.

Liu Jin no longer pays attention to Xu Mengmeng, a girl like a sand sculpture, who has no interest in molesting at all.

Looking at several other people, Liu Jin said, "Let’s make a quick decision, and don’t ask any weird questions. This is a pen fairy game. Let's let the pen fairy play and fight in groups. I will let you go together."

A crowd: "..."

Does this make a difference? You still have an overwhelming advantage.

But at this moment, no one has the thought to play.

The amount of information that Xu Mengmeng suddenly revealed was too great, and everyone's mind changed.

"I admit defeat, I'm a fool, Mengmeng, Dabao, there is still something in my house, I will go back first." Cheng Xuerou decisively got up and left after speaking, very simply.

"I'm an idiot."

"I'm an idiot."

Zhang Zizai and Zhang Zile's brothers were even more straightforward. After speaking, they didn't even have any kind words, got up and left afterwards.

"I'm such an idiot." Wang Feng also stood up, glanced at Xu Mengmeng with complicated eyes, and turned away. The expression seemed to have other stories.

"I am... uh" Yuan Qingqing also seemed to want to say, and then realized that he had played so much, why would he still say that he was a stupid, so he got up quickly and ran away.

For a time, only Xu Mengmeng, Feng Dabao and Liu Jin remained in the hall.

"Why? Why do you treat me this way?" Suddenly, Xu Mengmeng glared at Liu Jin, angrily.

Liu Jin raised Erlang's legs and smiled: "I want to ask you too, I saw you for the first time today, why did you aim at me? You are so self-conscious now, and you are ashamed to blame me?"

"If you didn't appear suddenly, how could my grandma give you the bronze secret key? That is the heirloom of my Xu family, why do you get it as soon as you come?" Xu Mengmeng glared at Liu Jin.

Liu Jin was stunned.

It turned out that it was called a bronze secret key, and it didn't look like a key

"So? You fainted and wanted to fix me? Hehe, you don't believe me that you are stupid. Explain to you, your IQ is probably not understandable, but I would advise you that you can't keep it from today. You still don't go to the old lady's side, I'm afraid she can't help but kill her relatives righteously."

"you!"

Xu Mengmeng glared at Liu Jin.

"Go ahead, if you have the strength in the future, I welcome you to grab it, but there is only one chance. For now, it is better for you to take care of yourself." Liu Jin calmly said.

"You wait." Xu Mengmeng finished speaking, turned and left angrily.

As soon as she left, Liu Jin looked at Feng Dabao, who had been calm, and smiled.

"To be honest, I can see that you and Xu Mengmeng are clearly not people on the same road. How come they became friends and helped her fix me together?"

Feng Dabao smiled: "My Feng family's spirit exorcism is good at nourishing the spirit. They are willing to contribute their energy to help me cultivate the spirit body, why not do it?"

Liu Jin gave a thumbs up: "Gao, you are the boss behind the scenes."

"You are polite, but Xu Mengmeng is indeed too irrational this time. It seems that the Yin-Yang reversal method that her mother secretly transferred to her is still beginning to affect her mind and change her temperament. Now even the bronze secret key is like this. You dare to say everything, believe it or not, even if I don't say it, tomorrow the whole practice circle of Hong City, and even further afield, will know that the Xu Family No. 3 bronze secret key is in your hands." Feng Dabao said meaningfully.

"Is this something rare? Do you want it? I sell it to you?" Liu Jin smiled and looked at Feng Dabao.

Feng Dabao's breathing was stagnant, and after a while, he exhaled: "Sorry, my Feng family has a weak foundation and can't withstand strong winds and waves." (End of this chapter)