I don't really want to cause trouble

Chapter 93: ? The wronged black fox

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"Call Huan what, your body will be gone after a while." Liu Jin looked at the locust god and yelled angrily.

Locust God: "..."

"You really want to eat me, you really want to eat me!" The locust panicked.

Liu Jin laughed when he heard the words: "What you said is very interesting, you can eat crops, why can't I eat you?"

"I'm a bug, what do I eat if I don't eat crops? I will starve to death if I don't eat it."

"Then I will starve to death if I don't eat you."

"You can eat other things. Human beings have so many edible things. Why do you want to eat me?"

"Other things, think so too."

Locust God: "..."

"Master, the oil is on." At this time, Da Qing spoke with a look of expectation.

"Well, let's get out of the pot first, die early, and be a stone in your next life, so that no one will eat you." Liu Jin smiled and looked at the locust god.

"Wait." The locust god hurriedly said.

"Why? There are last words?" Liu Jin looked at it.

"I think I can buy my life. You guys, what you want, as long as I have it, I will definitely give it." The God of Locus looked weakly at Liu Jin, full of expectation.

Liu Jin shook his head: "Old locust, it's not that I said you, you see, now that you have a leg gone, even if I let you go, how can you live? How will you live by walking in the future?"

"I still have wings, I can fly." The locust god hurriedly defended.

Suddenly, Liu Jin grabbed the locust's wings, suddenly tore it off, and threw it into the oil pan, suddenly screaming.

"It's gone now."

Locust God:? ?

"How can you do this, how can you..." God of Locust looked at Liu Jin in despair.

Liu Jin said: "Don't talk nonsense, get out of the pot."

At this moment, suddenly two figures rushed from a distance.

Liu Jin paused and looked over.

In an instant, the figure came to the front, revealing its original appearance, it was the Xu Ling, a cheongsam woman.

The speed of these two is quite fast. How about a hundred miles? Is this one going back and forth

Fortunately, Ethereal, illusory and fast.

This Fatty Hai seems to have a lot of little secrets to dig.

At this time, Xu Ling was holding a black fox in his hand, looking soft and lying.

"Master, this fox fairy has brought it." Xu Ling threw the fox on the ground and said with a serious face.

The black fox cried when he was wronged: "I am not a fox fairy, I really am not."

Liu Jin smiled and said, "Is it right? I'll know when I get to the bottom of the pot."

After speaking, Liu Jin carried the locust god and walked to the oil pan.

"Wait." The locust god shouted again.

Liu Jin frowned: "Why do you talk so much?"

The locust god said desperately: "If you really want to eat it, can you give me a knife first."

"Do you want to have a good time?"

"Okay."

"Stop making trouble, can I still be fresh if I give you a knife? Be patient, it will pass soon." Liu Jin grinned and threw the Locust God directly into the oil pan.

"My day, your uncle." The locust god suddenly cursed desperately, and then his body fell into the oil pan.

At this moment, suddenly a pale yellow phantom flew out of the locust god.

"Small, just waiting for you." Liu Jin grinned, and calmly reached out and grabbed it. Before the phantom could fly away, Liu Jin grabbed it and squeezed it instantly.

"Ding: succeeded, divinity +7."

The system prompt appears suddenly.

That in Liu Jin's heart is called beauty.

Seven o'clock divinity, this time there is another ten o'clock.

And the one who accepts incense worship is different, twice as much as the evil Buddha.

Thinking about this, Liu Jin looked at the black fox again, his eyes were so bright that the black fox felt that he had been flashed.

Gurgle!

The black fox's horrified throat stirred.

too frightening.

The locust god he also knew, they all ate in a mountain, and they met even if they were unfamiliar.

Now that I see it being fried, the black fox feels like a locust dead fox.

"Brother, I'm really not a fox fairy, I'm a wild fox, the kind of homeless." The black fox trembled again and defended, the despair in his tone almost turned into resentment.

Liu Jin smiled: "I know, you are not a fox, in fact you are a weasel."

Black Fox: "..."

"What you want me to say, you can believe it, I am really wronged, I am the first day of today, I am not the one you are looking for." The black fox's eyes were full of tears.

Liu Jin looked at Xu Ling: "Are there other foxes in that temple?"

"No, just it. When we met, I called myself the Great Immortal." Xu Ling replied.

Black Fox: "..."

"What do you have to say?" Liu Jin looked at the black fox.

The black fox slumped on the ground.

At that time, why was the mouth so cheap

"Okay, don't be afraid. Actually, I also know a fox. Although you don't do personnel affairs, but you don't look at the face of the monk to see the face of the Buddha, I decided to give you a chance." Liu Jin said seriously.

"What opportunity?" The black fox was energetic, looking at Liu Jin expectantly.

Liu Jin grinned: "Take out your condensed incense power, and then swear to live in the mountains forever, and no longer set foot in a crowded place, I can let you go."

"The power of incense? I don't have it." The black fox was dumbfounded.

Liu Jin lowered his face: "Then there is nothing to talk about."

"Boss, I really don't have one, I said, the first day of my replacement, the saucy fox found me an hour ago and said that he was going out in an emergency, and then promised to give me 60% of the incense power for half a month. , I only agreed. Who knew I met these two." The black fox defended again, very wronged.

Liu Jin frowned. Looking towards Xu Ling: "Are you sure there were no other foxes at that time?"

Xu Ling said: "OK."

"Yeah, this guy was pretty arrogant at the time, and said he wanted to take us as concubines, and wanted us to serve him, I'm okay." The cheongsam woman also added, looking at the black fox with disdain.

The black fox was speechless.

Who knows that you two are perverts, you can't beat them, you can't beat them at all.

"Interestingly, if what it says is true, then there is no such a coincidence in this world. There must be a reason we don't know that the original fox fairy got the news, so he ran away early and found a replacement for the dead." Liu Jin spoke.

"Yes, yes, yes, that Sao Fox must have wanted to do that. I'm wronged, big man, if you don't believe it, we can go back, and I will wait with you. It said that he will be back in ten and a half months. It must be to avoid it. Shelter from the limelight, let's just wait and see, the saucy fox definitely can't help but want to come back. If it really doesn't, it won't be too late to kill me." The black fox said quickly.

"Not necessarily, maybe I will go back now." Liu Jin gave a weird smile, and said nothing.

The black fox was taken aback.

Unknown so.

At this time, a scent of fragrance filled, Liu Jin said with a smile: "Well, come on, everyone first eat something, cushion your stomach, let's set off, and give the sly fox a little time to wait and see."

After speaking, Liu Jin started to do it.

The locust god who was deep-fried and tender on the outside was quickly eaten by a group of friends.

Although the thighs are missing, there is still a lot of meat on this thing, and it is quite fragrant and crunchy.

The black fox swallowed subconsciously.

Then he shuddered.

If you can't find a fox, I will be the next one to be eaten.

Uuuuu... Mom, I miss mom so much.

In a trance, the black fox remembered that when he was a child, his mother used to gently mention it.

"Dog boy, don't get close to people, because no matter how cunning a fox is, it can't beat a hunter." (End of this chapter)