"I really can't tell..."
Ji Yu gave Song Cheng a thumbs up, "As expected of you!"
Song Cheng waved his hand, and then he became humble again: "What can I do? I don't have anything good at it, my grades are not good, I can't cook, so I can only spend money on shopping, and I can't make money. So, there must be something It’s only something that can be obtained, otherwise, what can I use to trap my future partner.”
He lowered his voice, and said, "I still have some 'secret books' in my collection, do you want to make a copy for you?"
"Secret book? What secret book?"
Ji Yu vaguely felt that this secret book must not be serious.
Song Cheng stretched out his hand to cover his lips: "A good thing passed down from our ancestors."
One word at a time, "Fang, Zhong, Shu."
Ji Yu's eyes widened, what kind of tiger and wolf words are these? !
After a while, he clenched his hands into fists and coughed softly against his lips: "Come here." He said in a very low voice.
Song Cheng smiled wickedly, and made an OK gesture: "Sure!"
Picking up the phone again, "I saved it in the cloud disk, do you have data, if you have, it will be sent to you directly."
Ji Yu said: "I have unlimited traffic."
Song Cheng: "Here we come!"
After speaking, he operated with one hand.
Ji Yu glanced at the file being received, it was very large, and it seemed that there was a lot of content in it. In order to ease the embarrassment, he casually said: "Speaking of which, I haven't seen your partner yet."
"I don't have a partner, I'm single."
Ji Yu: "??"
"You look so skilled and experienced, how can you look like a single dog?"
Song Cheng curled his lips: "What kind of people are you? Just help each other. We have an agreement. If we each meet someone we like in the future, we will break up and never get entangled."
Ji Yu was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect it to be like this.
Speaking of which, the confirmation of the relationship between him and He Zhou was also because of that unexpected love. At that time, what he wanted was to help each other and get what they needed, but later He Zhou asked him to confirm the relationship, and he didn't hesitate much. Almost agreed.
There is a reason why He Zhou was both moved and grateful because He Zhou has been helping him all the time.
There are also reasons from his more traditional concept of love.
Although he said the trendy "everyone takes what he needs", in fact, once the physical relationship occurs, the sense of responsibility also emerges - after all, he has slept, and he has to take some responsibility.
He didn't reject He Zhou, nor did he reject falling in love, so he just went with the flow and became a boyfriend with him.
This "boyfriend" does it now...
Seems to be fine.
"Why don't you guys try to date?" Ji Yu couldn't help asking.
When I have a partner, sometimes I can't help but want to make arrangements for my friends and make suggestions.
Song Cheng lowered his eyes, and his voice was much colder: "He doesn't like me."
Ji Yu blinked and fell silent.
—
In the evening, He Zhou took a bath in Ji Yu's room as usual.
Although He Xiong agreed to their relationship and even supported their marriage, Ji Yu didn't move back after the house split, but came over as He Zhou and slept in his room every day.
In He Zhou's words, the next door is the love nest of the two of them, and this is the warm nest of their family of four.
Although Ji Yu thinks that "Love Nest" might be called "Make Love Nest" more appropriately.
… He seemed to be getting more and more dirty after he was prescribed meat.
Ji Yu lowered his head and looked at the phone screen.
He confirmed that he was indeed becoming more and more filthy. He used to just watch small movies, but now he actually watched the art in the house, and he still watched them with great interest.
"Well?"
A small hand rested on Ji Yu's arm, and the crisp sound of milk rang in his ears.
Ji Yu was overjoyed, and raised his hand to raise the phone: "Nothing."
This kind of thing can't be seen by Xiao Universe, even if he can't understand it, Ji Yu doesn't want him to see it.
Little Universe's eyes lit up, thinking it was something good.
He leaned against Ji Yu and stood up, hugged his arm with one hand, and raised his other small hand high, scratching and scratching with his little paw: "Well~Kangkang~"
"Where did you learn the dialect? Huh?"
Ji Yu hooked Xiaoyu's chin, imitating his little milk voice, "Well~ Well~"
"Ah ha ha ha!" With watery eyes bent, Xiao Cosmos jumped into Ji Yu's arms and smiled, rolling around in his arms naughty and clingy.
Ji Yu let go of the phone and stretched out his hand to scratch his belly.
When the father and son were having fun, He Zhou opened the sliding door and came out.
He wiped his hair, went to sit next to the two of them, and stretched his long legs covered with strong muscles, next to Ji Yu's leg: "What are you playing, so happy?"
Ji Yu shrank her legs indistinctly.
Just touched it, and the skin on the leg was so sensitive that it seemed to be burning.
He glanced at He Zhou quickly, and then looked away: "It's nothing, just make a fuss."
Xiao Cosmos jumped on his lap twice in response.
He Zhou picked up the tablet and poked it twice: "Have you asked for leave yet?"
"Not yet, I'm going to invite you tomorrow."
"Please do it today, just in case."
He Zhou looked down at the things on the tablet, and after a while he stood up again, "I'll go to the next door."
"good."
Ji Yu looked at He Zhou's back with a hint of curiosity in his eyes.
Thinking about it carefully, this person seems to be not quite right since the past few days, going to the next door from time to time, and it doesn't seem like there is something to avoid him, because every time he passes by, he will tell him.
Ji Yu picked up Xiao Universe who was chattering in his arms, got up and went to the next door.
The door of the next bedroom was ajar, and Ji Yu was about to reach out and push it open.
He stretched his hand halfway, and paused in the air.
... What is this doing
I saw a high-power pheromone purifier placed in every corner. There was an additional iron shelf next to the bed with a few elastic ropes hanging from it. It looked like it was used for practicing yoga. Unpacked small box.
Ji Yu sharply saw the ambiguous word "interest" on one of the packaging boxes.
Ji Yu: "..."
leave.
He withdrew his hand and decided to leave silently, pretending he didn't see anything.
After taking a step back, Xiao Cosmos slapped the door and pushed the half-closed door open. Ji Yu met the busy He Zhou in the bedroom.
Little Universe smiled: "Ahaha!"
Ji Yu: "..." Little villain.
He Zhou looked back at him, with a smile on the corner of his lips: "Come to check the post?"
Ji Yu collected his expression and said calmly, "I'll just come over to see what you're up to."
He casually walked around inside, looking here and there, and said perfunctorily, "Okay, I'm done watching, I'm leaving."
At this moment, Little Universe suddenly pointed in a certain direction: "Oh oh oh!"
He tugged on Ji Yu's collar, his small face was full of excitement.
Ji Yu hugged him tightly: "What did you see?"
He turned around and looked in the direction of Xiaoyu's finger, it was the iron frame he had seen just now. He walked over and took a closer look, and the elastic band on the top was just made into a chair that can sit on according to the human body structure, just like a swing.
"Yes!" Xiaoyu reached out to grab the tape.
"Sit down?"
"Hmm!" The little head nodded quickly.
Ji Yu stretched out his hand and pulled the elastic band, and was about to put it inside while holding the little universe.
At this time, He Zhou suddenly grabbed his wrist, and tilted his head to Xiaoyu in his suspicious eyes: "This is not a toy, the toy is over there."
Little Universe blinked and blinked: "Ang?"
Ji Yu also looked up at him suspiciously: "It's not a toy?"
He Zhou: "It's a toy, no—"
Hearing this, Ji Yu dragged the small universe in again, and this time He Zhou directly grabbed the chair made of elastic bands.
"—But only adults can play." He Zhou completed the words.
Ji Yu was stunned.
Xiao Cosmos was blocked twice in a row, and he was also a little angry. He clenched his fist and knocked on He Zhou's arm: "Ah dah!"
He Zhou sighed, held his little hand and asked Ji Yu, "Have you reacted?"
Leaning over again, he whispered in his ear, "Haven't you seen this kind of thing?"
Ji Yu: "..."
Facing the playful smile in He Zhou's eyes, his face suddenly burned up, "You, you..." The words he wanted to say were stuck in his chest, and he suddenly didn't know how to describe them.
He Zhou said, "Huh?"
Ji Yu's mouth opened and closed, and it took him a long time to spit out: "Is this thing for me?"
"if not?"
"... What about you? What do you use?"
Have fun? Yes, but to be fair.
"Of course I do."
Ji Yu calmed down a bit: "You are acquainted."
He Zhou led Ji Yu to the table, he pointed to several boxes of condoms on it: "This is mine."
Ji Yu leaned over to take a look, his eyes narrowed immediately.
It's too bad, it's really bad.
He suddenly felt that he would agree to spend the estrus with He Zhou must be out of his mind.
Who would have thought that condoms still have hollow holes
Hollowed out is also called a condom? What kind of pregnancy should I avoid
Seemingly seeing the doubts in Ji Yu's heart, He Zhou explained in a timely manner: "The lubricant of this condom contains contraceptive ingredients, which will not affect..."
He glanced at the bewildered little universe, "Hey, it's the last step, but don't worry about getting pregnant."
Ji Yu: "..."
With a straight face, he pointed to another box, "What about this one?"
"Ice-cold explosive beads, I think it's quite interesting."
Ji Yu: "..."
Ji Yu: "...that's for you."
He Zhou smiled: "Don't be afraid, this thing will be absorbed in the end, and there are soothing and calming ingredients in it."
He patted Ji Yu's head, "Otherwise, for three days, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it physically."
Blush stained her cheeks, and spread along her cheeks to her ears and neck. Ji Yu pointed to the things on the table: "That's all you have? After all, aren't they for me?"
He Zhou pointed at a small box with his slender fingers after hearing the words: "I use that one too, but there is a matching one in it, you'd better use it too."
Ji Yu reached out to take it, and immediately exploded after seeing the words "Suppressing Jinhuan"!
"What the hell are you buying? I'm using it all by myself? Huh? Are you trying to play me to death? Just say it! Don't you!"
He Zhou froze for a moment: "Why?"
He explained, "This, it can prevent pregnancy and penetrate the body. It can not only satisfy you, but the pheromone can also comfort the baby in your stomach. This, the popping beads can reduce inflammation and calm down, and make you feel better. This, three days, Without this, your stomach will be supported by my stuff—”
Ji Yu's head was full of question marks, and he even doubted his life: "... so you are doing it for me?"
"Um."
Ji Yu stared: "Are you okay??"
He Zhou pursed his lips and kept silent.
Xiao Cosmos stared blankly at Ji Yu, after a while he seemed to understand something, turned his head and punched He Zhou's arm again.
The two stood facing each other for a while, and after a while, He Zhou sighed, and with a smile in his eyes, he embraced the fried Ji Yu into his arms.
He kind of wanted to kiss his ear, it was bright red, it looked like transparent red amber under the light, tempting people to lick it, but no, he knew that would only make Ji Yu more angry.
He stroked Ji Yu's back and smoothed his hair: "If you don't like it, then you don't have to."
Ji Yu frowned, but said nothing.
After a long while, he reluctantly whispered: "...use it."
We used and seemed to be played.
No, it seems to be at a loss again.
Ah, I'm so aggrieved, I feel like I know I'm being sold and I'm paying for it.