I Got Reincarnated as a Weed

Chapter 211: Lu Xiaoyuan hasn't beaten me for many days

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Framed.

This is definitely a false accusation.

Mu Changshou looked at Zhou Ye with wide eyes, as if in disbelief.

Marde, Senior Brother Cao Jing, you have disappointed me so much. I didn’t expect you to be such a Cao Jing. Does your conscience really not hurt when you lie like this

"Senior sister, please don't believe Senior Brother Cao Jing. How could I, Mu Changshou, say that senior sister is ugly? Who doesn't know that my senior sister is the number one fairy in the wood world?" Mu Changshou explained hurriedly.

He was very scared.

He didn't want to suffer the love from his senior sister.

Lu Xiaoyuan's face was gloomy, obviously very angry.

"Senior sister, don't believe my junior brother, this guy is very evil." Zhou Ye said lightly.

He himself was not afraid of Lu Xiaoyuan at all.

The worst he could do was get a beating.

Madhu, after a beating, he became a good grass spirit again.

Whoever is afraid of whom, come on!

"Brother Cao Jing, you are slandering my innocence!" Mu Changshou was so angry.

Didn't he just smile happily, why was he dragged into the water

Too much, really too much.

"What's going on?" Lu Xiaoyuan asked with a dark face.

Her, Mr. Lu, has many bottom lines in this life.

She can't touch her Lu Xiaoyuan's family, and she can't say that her Mr. Lu is a senior. After all, her Mr. Lu always thinks of herself as a young man. Another thing is that she can't call her, Lu Xiaoyuan, ugly.

I, Lu Xiaoyuan, am obviously so cute, but I call myself ugly without my conscience. Am I seeking death

"Senior sister, it's like this. This morning, I was chatting with my junior brother when I was bored. While we were chatting, we talked about you, senior sister. I sighed at that time. I said that senior sister is beautiful. She has such a long face. Cute face, just looking at it makes you happy." Zhou Ye blew blindly.

Anyway, don't worry about whether it's true or not, as long as you can drag Mu Changshou into the water and get beaten together.

Mu Changshou was heartbroken.

Oh My God.

Brother Cao Jing, you are going too far.

You are trying to bring about my longevity and death.

"But the junior brother was not convinced. He directly said that Lu Xiaoyuan was very ugly and very narcissistic." Zhou Ye said, with a very angry feeling in his tone, as if he was angry because of this statement.

Lu Xiaoyuan felt very comfortable.

Did you see that the little grass spirit really knows how to talk

However, when Lu Xiaoyuan laid her eyes on Mu Changshou, her face darkened.

"Junior brother..." Lu Xiaoyuan suddenly smiled.

That smile was a little weird, and there was a hint of murderous intent in it.

Mu Changshou was very panicked.

"Senior sister, Senior Brother Cao Jing is just making it up. Senior sister, please listen to my excuses!" Mu Changshou said loudly.

"You still want to quibble?" Lu Xiaoyuan glared at him.

If Mu Changshou was not his junior brother but another living being, Lu Xiaoyuan would have already started beating him at this time.

But Mu Changshou is his junior brother, and the relationship between the two parties is deep, and they cannot just beat him up just because of a few words.

There must be sufficient evidence.

"Junior brother, please stop talking. Little Cao Jing, tell me, is this really happening?" Lu Xiaoyuan turned to look at Zhou Ye, a smile suddenly blooming on his face.

Zhou Ye glanced at Mu Changshou.

Do you see, this is the benefit of using routines.

Just say a few words and your attitude will be different.

Junior brother, you are still young. Today is the first lesson that senior brother teaches you, which is called 'Learn how to flatter people well'.

"Senior sister, this is indeed the case, but I gave my junior brother a lesson and he has realized..." Zhou Ye said, but before he could speak, Mu Changshou suddenly spoke up.

"Senior sister, I have something to say!" Mu Changshou stared at Zhou Ye with an unkind look.

Since you, Senior Brother Cao Jing, are making things up, don’t blame me, Mu Changshou, for not being trustworthy.

Zhou Ye looked at Mu Changshou.

The two looked at each other and communicated silently.

Zhou Ye: I'm warning you, don't mess around.

Mu Changshou: Senior brother, you made it up first.

Zhou Ye: Don't worry, senior brother, aren't you trying to excuse yourself? Don't worry, you won't be punished.

Mu Changshou: I would rather have a heavier punishment than let you go ashore, senior brother. It’s so comfortable in the water.

Zhou Ye: Thank you so much.

After the silent exchange ended, Mu Changshou said loudly: "Senior Sister, when you went out to understand the law that day, Senior Brother Cao Jing said you were a deer and dog thief."

"Huh?" Lu Xiaoyuan took a deep breath.

"Little Grass Spirit, you..."

Lu Xiaoyuan looked at Zhou Ye, his eyes changing from soft to sharp. No one knows what inner thoughts he was going through.

"Senior sister, don't get me wrong. The word "deer, dog, thief, thief" here does not mean what you understand." Zhou Ye did not panic at all, and even thought of a way to save himself.

"First of all, Lu is your last name, senior sister. Secondly, this dog, everyone knows that dogs are loyal to their owners. In the human world, dogs are human beings' best friends and are called dogs."

"Also, this thief doesn't mean a thief who stole something. It contains many meanings."

"For example, when I call Senior Sister Lu a deer-dog thief, I am actually complimenting Senior Sister." Zhou Ye said without blushing.

"Really?" Lu Xiaoyuan was a little confused and asked after scratching his head.

She couldn't figure out what was going on here.

He had no idea how Zhou Ye was laughing wildly in his heart.

"That's right." Zhou Ye said seriously.

Mu Changshou was completely convinced.

Senior Brother Cao Jing is so powerful that he can fool you.

"Senior sister, let me give you an analogy. Junior brother is very smart and cunning when doing things. I call him a chicken thief, which is similar to the dog thief. They both mean praise." Zhou Ye said.

Mu Changshou stared.

I'm a thief, Nima.

Senior Brother Cao Jing, if you fool Senior Sister, just fool Senior Sister, don’t take me with you, okay

"So that's it!" The Dog Thief and Deer Demon King understood immediately.

"Then little grass spirit, can I also call you a little thief?" Lu Xiaoyuan blinked and then asked.

Zhou Ye: "..."

"Pfft..." Mu Changshou suddenly became happy.

He wanted to applaud and shouted loudly: Senior sister, you did a great job!

"No." Zhou Ye shook his head.

"Why not? Didn't you say it all? Dog thief means praise, little grass spirit, I am praising you." Lu Xiaoyuan was confused again.

This was obviously a compliment, so why did the little grass spirit say no

"You're not lying to me, are you?" Lu Xiaoyuan frowned.

"No, I, Zhou Moucao, am so honest, how could I deceive my senior sister?" Zhou Ye waved the tip of his leaf, looking sincere.

"The reason why you can't use it on me is because I'm not good enough to deserve it!"

"I think you are very good, little thief." Lu Xiaoyuan raised his hand and poked Zhou Ye's torso.

"I also think that Senior Brother Cao Jing is very good, but he is a thief!" Mu Changshou said with a serious look.

Zhou Ye: "..."

"Senior sister, the word thief should not be used carelessly. It has to be judged. I am not as good as senior sister, so senior sister is a thief and I am not."

"Junior brother is also very good, and he is also a thief. I am also not as good as him, so I am really not a thief. I am not worthy of this title at all." Zhou Ye explained.

Lu Xiaoyuan fell into deep thought after hearing this.

Mu Changshou pulled out a stiff smile.

Senior Brother Cao Jing said that he was better than him.

He didn't believe this.

"Then how do you judge whether a person is a dog thief?" Lu Xiaoyuan asked, touching his chin.

Zhou Ye knew that he had an idea.

Whether or not Lu Xiaoyuan can be tricked depends on this move.

"Excellent, the other party must be excellent enough!" Zhou Ye suppressed his excitement and said loudly to Lu Xiaoyuan.

"For example, Master can call it super outstanding!" Zhou Ye said.

Mu Changshou's eyes widened.

Oh my God.

Brother Cao Jing, you are really good and bad.

"So Master is a super dog thief?" Lu Xiaoyuan asked.

Zhou Ye did not dare to answer this question.

If you say yes, then the Qing Emperor boss will find out, and you may be punished. If you say no, this matter will not be easy to solve.

"It depends on how senior sister evaluates this," Zhou Ye said.

"Hmm..." Lu Xiaoyuan nodded.

understood.

Now I completely understand.

"I learned something new today. I won't deal with you anymore. I'll settle the score with you next time!" Lu Xiaoyuan waved his hand, then turned and walked towards the house.

As soon as she left, Mu Changshou and Zhou Ye looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Senior brother, that's awesome." Mu Changshou gave Zhou Ye a thumbs up.

Zhou Ye was very calm.

"Junior brother, you still have a lot to learn."

Zhou Ye was very crazy.

Lu Xiaoyuan hasn't beaten himself for a long time, and he really misses that feeling.

Wait a minute.

How could you have such an idea

No, no, absolutely cannot be beaten.

I, Zhou Moucao, also want to save face.

A few days later.

in a certain realm.

Brother Qingdi cast a spell, and a water mirror appeared in front of him, and there was a blur in the water mirror.

When it was connected, Lu Xiaoyuan's figure was reflected in the water mirror.

"Master, what are you doing?" Lu Xiaoyuan asked.

"Is there anything unusual happening in the realm?" Qingdi asked.

Lu Xiaoyuan shook his head, and then said: "I asked Grandpa Shu, and Grandpa Shu said that there has been nothing unusual recently, and everything is the same as usual."

Upon hearing this, Emperor Qing fell into silence, and after a while he said: "Other realms are not peaceful recently. Please pay more attention to the situation at home, and contact me as your master if there is any situation."

"Okay." Lu Xiaoyuan nodded obediently.

"By the way, Master, I think you are a super dog thief." Lu Xiaoyuan said.

Boss Qingdi: "..."

"Hahahaha..." Jin Sanliu next to him laughed directly.

"Super dog thief~"

Boss Qingdi was a little helpless, and then asked in a cold voice: "Lu Xiaoyuan, are you itchy?"

"Ah?" Lu Xiaoyuan was confused.

"Master, I am praising you." Lu Xiaoyuan blinked, his eyes full of innocence.

"I'll take care of you when I get back!" Mr. Qingdi waved his hand and wiped away the water mirror.

Home.

Lu Xiaoyuan scratched his head, somewhat confused.

"Why is Master angry?"

After thinking for a long time, Lu Xiaoyuan was stunned.

"Little grass spirit... you actually lied to me like this!"

Lu Xiaoyuan is so angry.

He went out immediately, rolled up his sleeves, and prepared to clean up Zhou Ye.

Cliff edge.

"Oh, I'm really bored and can't get excited." Zhou Ye said to Mu Changshou.

"What's wrong?" Mu Changshou asked.

"Lu Xiaoyuan hasn't beaten me for many days. I'm really helpless..."

Before he finished speaking, Zhou Ye felt a cold feeling behind his back.

Turning around, he saw Lu Xiaoyuan with an expressionless face.

(End of chapter)