"Am I that good-looking?"
Zhou Ye was a little puzzled, then his spiritual mind enveloped his real body and he observed his handsome self.
At this time, there was some sighing.
The two blades of grass are silvery white and look like sharp swords, with a sharp aura and are very domineering.
The torso was straight and hard, like steel.
Is this not carefully crafted by God
Zhou Ye gradually became angry.
"no."
Lu Xiaoyuan shook his head.
"Senior sister, I know you'll be shy if I tell you that I'm handsome, but you don't have to hide it, I can understand your feelings." Zhou Ye said calmly, swinging his right leaf.
"Really not." Lu Xiaoyuan shook his head, and then said: "It's because looking at you makes me a little hungry, so I keep thinking about eating, and all I can think about are the dishes you cooked... "
"This way, I'll secretly wipe my saliva while looking at you, so I won't be bored."
Lu Xiaoyuan frankly stated his true thoughts.
Zhou Ye was speechless.
Seeing that Lu Xiaoyuan seemed to want to continue talking.
The peripheral leaves swing their tips.
"Senior sister, stop talking. I know you are hiding the fact that I am handsome."
"But the fact is the fact, and you can't cover it up, so give up."
"I have rested enough. I will practice first. Before the New Year, I will break through to the peak of the Supreme Realm."
Said.
Zhou Ye returned to the peach tree and planted himself in it.
He no longer wanted to go out and play.
There is no point in going out to play, and the three flower fairies are gone, so they have no one to flirt with.
Don't really want to talk.
Refining materials.
aside.
Lu Xiaoyuan smiled lightly.
She just liked watching Zhou Ye deflate.
At the same time, what I like the most is Zhou Ye's narcissistic, but also tempered look.
When he is arrogant, he is very arrogant.
But when I make people angry, I get scared very quickly. Not only do I not feel angry anymore, I also find it a bit funny.
wrong.
What does it mean to not be angry
Can you be angry with Zhou Ye? !
That’s definitely not possible. You must learn to be tolerant.
Lu Xiaoyuan began to hypnotize himself.
First of all, you must learn to be an excellent Taoist companion, so that when you accompany Zhou Ye out in the future, Zhou Ye will feel more respectable.
Presumably, Zhou Ye will definitely like himself more by then.
Hehe, (*^▽^*).
I'm such a good little deer^(*￣(oo)￣)^.
…
Qingxu Mountain.
The Qing Emperor has a high level of cultivation and looks at the screen at will.
He was quite calm.
His behavior is called always caring about his disciples, do you understand
"Is this brat Zhou Ye already thicker than the corner of the city wall?" Qingdi was a little puzzled.
Ordinary creatures don't have such thick skin.
But Zhou Ye was just so different.
There is always a suffocating feeling when talking or doing things.
"Do you want to learn?"
Qingdi began to think about it.
After thinking for a while, he shook his head.
"Where can a master learn from his apprentice?"
"This creature, you can't learn blindly, you have to be your truest self!"
Qingdi thought about this and nodded frequently, feeling that his words made sense.
Only when every living being is himself can the world be colorful.
Otherwise, if every creature speaks and behaves the same way, what's the point
Qingdi walked back to the yard and saw Jin Sanliu opening the door and walking out.
Suddenly, Qingdi raised his hand and waved towards her.
"Here, next set."
Jin Sanliu was stunned.
"What are you doing? It's boring. You can't let me go."
Jin Sanliu immediately refused.
Qingdi said before that he would give her five rounds, and indeed, he had already given up five rounds.
But how.
Every piece of Qingdi's money is randomly placed.
Moreover, even if he played randomly, Jin Sanliu almost lost.
One can imagine how good she, Jin Sanshiliu, is.
"I'll really let you go this time." Qingdi smiled.
"What do you want to do?"
Jin Thirty-Six was alert and a little curious.
How could Qingdi give in to me for no reason
There is a big problem in this.
"Abuse of food."
Qing Emperor nodded slightly and spoke very straightforwardly.
"roll!"
Jin Thirty-Six snorted coldly, turned around and entered the door, then closed the door with a bang.
In situ.
Qingdi shook his head helplessly.
Without saying anything else, he walked slowly into the pavilion, and then read quietly.
inside the house.
"Qingdi, are you a pig? You can't come and coax me!"
Jin Thirty-Six gritted his teeth.
One last sigh.
…
Three days later.
Wanhua Island, top of the mountain.
Lu Xiaoyuan had just been fed another hundred blades of grass by Zhou Ye, just like feeding a pig.
The backlash of the law was suppressed again.
However, every hundred blades of grass can only be suppressed for three days. Even if there are more, it will be useless. If there are less, the effect will be even worse.
Therefore, Zhou Ye would take time to feed the pigs every two days.
There was no way, the pig in Zhou's house really had no hands.
Lu Xiaoyuan sat on the edge of the cliff, his calves like lotus roots kicking back and forth.
"How long have we been together?"
Lu Xiaoyuan put his hands on the ground and turned his head to look at Zhou Ye who was in a daze.
"It seems that we have been together since I gave birth to Lingzhi, right? More than a year?" Zhou Ye was a little unsure.
"I'm asking about the time when you and I will become a Taoist couple!"
Lu Xiaoyuan rolled his eyes, feeling a little sulky.
"How many days has it been?"
Zhou Ye was a little confused.
To be honest, Zhou Ye really didn't remember these days.
"Yes, it's been several days. When I think about it, it really seems like a dream." Lu Xiaoyuan held his cheeks in his hands, and his cheeks were as red as the clouds in the sky when the sun sets.
"Well... I feel it too."
Zhou Ye nodded, and then said: "You may indeed be dreaming to get an excellent grass spirit like me, Zhou."
Zhou Ye deeply believed that everything in front of him must be fake.
At least.
When I agreed to Lu Xiaoyuan's request to become a Taoist couple, I always felt that it was impulsive.
Something must have been done wrong.
It's just that there is no way to save it, which is very sad.
"hey-hey… "
Lu Xiaoyuan smiled.
"Even if it's a dream, if I can be with you in the dream, then this dream is also the most beautiful dream in my life. I don't want it to break. I don't want to wake up."
Lu Xiaoyuan blinked and looked at Zhou Ye with burning eyes.
Zhou Ye raised his head and looked at Lu Xiaoyuan.
"This is the most beautiful dream in your life, but this dream is the most terrifying nightmare in my life."
Zhou Ye's brain twitched and he opened his mouth.
As for why he is seeking death like this.
Zhou Ye didn't know why.
Anyway, ever since the demon brother broke out, his mind has become a bit unclear and he dares to say anything.
"Then I will give you a lifelong nightmare!"
Lu Xiaoyuan was not only lifeless, but also a little proud, with a happy smile on his face.
"Farewell."
Zhou Ye turned around.
I returned to the peach tree, took root, and began to practice.
Lu Xiaoyuan opened his mouth.
Then, he looked helpless.
Finally, Lu Xiaoyuan also experienced the feeling of the master's wife.
Lu Xiaoyuan decided.
After returning to Qingxu Mountain this time, I must hold my arms and cry with my wife.
Tell me carefully what you have experienced these days.
As for whether the mistress can feel the same way.
Lu Xiaoyuan is very sure.
After all, the master is more abnormal than the little grass spirit.
…
Two days later.
Zhou Ye stood in front of Lu Xiaoyuan.
He said softly: "Sister, actually I think you can stretch out the two hands that are on your back, and then do it yourself. I really don't want to feed the pigs."
Lu Xiaoyuan hummed.
"No, please hurry up."
Zhou Ye stopped his movements and became angry immediately.
"I said Lu Xiaoyuan, do you deserve a beating today? Who am I, Zhou, that you actually let me feed you here?"
Zhou Ye was very unhappy.
He, Zhou, is the ultimate genius that is rare to see in a million years.
Oh no.
Expand a little more.
A genius that is rare to see in millions of years.
How could he be allowed to serve such a bright star like a deer and piggy
"Um?"
Lu Xiaoyuan tilted his head and looked at Zhou Ye, his eyes narrowed slightly.
"Zhou Ye, you are a little ignorant today. Do you deserve a beating?" Lu Xiaoyuan asked with a smile.
The voice was a little cold, mixed with a little murderous intent.
It was as if winter was coming around, and the air was getting a bit chilly.
Zhou Ye stretched his real body.
The immortal Tao body has returned to its peak.
However, Zhou Ye wanted to go one step further.
"It's really a bit lacking."
Zhou Ye answered calmly.
Today I just want to get beaten up and try to see if Lu Xiaoyuan beats himself up to see if his immortal body can improve even a little bit.
"ah!"
Lu Xiaoyuan grabbed Zhou Ye.
The expression on his face was very vicious.
"Senior sister, you're welcome. Just hit me, but don't give me face."
Zhou Ye said calmly.
The immortal Tao body is very powerful.
Besides, it was impossible for Lu Xiaoyuan to really torture him to death.
"You're looking for a fight!"
Lu Xiaoyuan rolled his eyes in anger.
He pinched the torso of Zhou Ye's real body, pinched him twice symbolically, and then threw Zhou Ye to the ground.
In my heart, I still felt a little reluctant to beat him.
"Oh My God."
Zhou Ye was a little surprised.
The immortal body is actually so powerful.
The Dog Thief and Deer Demon King beat himself up so hard, but he didn't even feel much.
It turns out that I am already strong enough to compete with Emperor Realm players!
"Sister, tell the truth, how much force did you use just now?"
Zhou Ye turned to look at Lu Xiaoyuan and asked curiously.
"The greatest power!"
Lu Xiaoyuan gritted his teeth.
I felt very unhappy.
This guy Zhou Ye seems to have never coaxed himself. In the end, he still has to rely on himself to hypnotize himself and reach a calm state.
Just thinking about it makes me feel so tired.
"oh."
Zhou Ye nodded.
My heart suddenly stopped swelling.
Although Lu Xiaoyuan said so, Zhou Ye definitely didn't believe it.
If this is Lu Xiaoyuan's greatest strength, then Lu Xiaoyuan's current strength may be at its worst.
However, Lu Xiaoyuan performed very well.
Therefore, the real situation is that Lu Xiaoyuan did not use any force at all.
"Senior sister~"
Zhou Ye smiled.
"What are you doing?" Lu Xiaoyuan glanced at him.
"You look a little angry, you're so cute." Zhou Ye said softly.
"Have it?"
Lu Xiaoyuan raised his right hand and touched his cheek, feeling a little shy.
"Of course I lied to you."
Zhou Ye laughed loudly.
"You hate it!"
Lu Xiaoyuan said softly.
(End of chapter)