I Got Reincarnated as a Weed

Chapter 582: I swear on Tianyuan's life!

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Tian Yuan raised his hand, wiped the tea from his face, looked down at the little turtle on the table, then looked up at the black turtle, and said, "You have to admit, it's really similar to when you were a child."

The Phantom Fairy cupped her hands towards Xuan Gui and sneered: "Xuan Gui, I congratulate you for having a son."

The black turtle's face turned green.

"I don't even have a Taoist partner, and I still have a child. Should I go and have a baby with Tian Yuan?!"

"Snapped!"

Hearing this, Tian Yuan slapped Xuan Gui fiercely, with an angry look on his face.

"Old man, don't involve me in this matter. It's obviously your own problem. Earlier you said you picked up the little turtle by the river. I think this is your illegitimate child!"

"We agreed to be single together, but you ended up having an illegitimate child. You really let me down!" Tian Yuan shook his head sadly, and then stayed away from Xuangui.

He, Tian Yuan, had long seen that the Phantom Fairy was coming menacingly.

No matter what I say now, I have to find an excuse to stay away to avoid being dragged into the water by that bastard Xuangui.

Xuangui looked confused.

He swore on his life that he picked up this little turtle from the river because he thought he saw his younger self.

It's really not an illegitimate child.

"You really misunderstood me."

Xuangui looked complicated.

"If you don't talk about this, please explain, how did you calculate that I am about to have a Taoist companion?" Fairy Phantom stared at Xuangui and asked.

Tianyuan was shocked when he heard this.

Xuangui's hexagrams have always been very accurate. Since he calculated that Fairy Phantom is about to have a Taoist companion, it means that Fairy Phantom may really have a Taoist companion.

However, since the Phantom Fairy came to question him, it meant that this was something without a shadow.

Could it be that there is something wrong with Xuan Gui's hexagram

"That hexagram shows this, how do I know?" Xuangui shook his head.

He had a premonition that his sign would be destroyed.

Why is this phantom fairy so irritable? Why don't we just deal with it privately? He will be willing to be beaten when the time comes.

This makes the matter clearer, doesn't it make it difficult for him to get along with Xuangui.

"If you don't make it clear today, then I will drag you to witness the world." Fairy Phantom said expressionlessly.

Tian Yuan on the side slapped his thigh fiercely.

I kind of understand.

Routine, this must be Black Turtle’s routine.

Zhou Ye and Tian Yuan looked at each other, stepped away, and then got together.

"Master Cao, do you understand a little bit?" Tian Yuan asked in a low voice.

"Senior Tianyuan, have you noticed it too?" Zhou Ye raised his eyebrows, a little surprised that Tianyuan could think of this with his IQ.

"Master Cao, please don't doubt me. After all, I have been tricked by Xuangui so many times. I already know his tricks very well." Tianyuan was a little dissatisfied. What kind of look is this? It doesn't convey trust at all.

"That makes sense."

Zhou Ye thought about it and sympathized with Tianyuan.

Despite being cheated by Xuangui so many times, the relationship is still so good. He is worthy of being a good friend who has been friends for hundreds of thousands of years.

"I'm thinking about it, Xuan Gui must be feeling lonely and unbearable. I expected Fairy Phantom to come to settle accounts with him and forcibly become a Taoist couple with him... In this way, Xuan Gui seems to be forced to Yes, actually I feel happy now." Tian Yuan said, nodding frequently.

He actually saw the essence of the incident in one fell swoop.

Zhou Ye secretly gave a thumbs up to Tian Yuan and said with deep approval: "Senior Xuangui's tricks are too deep."

"He betrayed the oath he swore with me."

Tianyuan clenched his fists, feeling furious.

"Obviously we agreed to stay single and be good friends for the rest of our lives. Now he has betrayed the organization and fallen in love with the old lady Phantom. He also used tricks that most people can't see through. Do you think this old guy is evil? "

Zhou Ye was a little horrified.

Does Senior Tianyuan feel that he has lived too long, and actually calls Fairy Phantom an old woman

Although he, Zhou, also agrees with this statement, but can we use spiritual thoughts to transmit sounds? If you whisper it like this, you will definitely be captured by the Phantom Fairy.

"Hey, by the way, Mr. Cao, I heard that you went to the Demon Realm for training. When did you come back?" Tian Yuan asked.

"Just today." Zhou Ye replied.

Tianyuan nodded and asked a little strangely: "You have gone to the Demon Realm for so many days to experience. Why did you come out if you didn't accompany the deer-dog thief when you came back?"

Zhou Ye paused for a moment, then said: "I just came out to relax. It's too depressing in the demon world, so I came out to relax."

Listening to Zhou Ye's explanation, Tianyuan didn't think much.

"Senior Tianyuan, was that little turtle really picked up by Senior Xuangui by the river, or is it the illegitimate son of Senior Xuangui?" Zhou Ye asked via voice transmission.

But you can't be as stubborn as Tian Yuan and say it directly.

If Xuan Gui hears it and writes it down in a small notebook in his mind, he will start counting Zhou Ye whenever he has free time, and then tell Lu Dog Thief that Zhou Ye may have an affair, then what the hell is that

Are you still alive

"He said he picked it up by the river, but I really don't know if it is specific. But you have to say that you suspect that the little turtle is his illegitimate child. What kind of species do you think can give birth to a little turtle with him?" Tian Yuanyi The face looks like discussing academics.

He is simply curious.

"Senior Tianyuan, let me give you an example. If you and Senior Xuangui are of your species, we should be able to give birth to a creature called a snapping turtle." Zhou Ye said in a voice message.

Tianyuan was stunned for a moment, then said: "This is a novel species, then I will go back to the tribe and find him a young and beautiful one?"

"Senior Tianyuan, how do you judge whether a living being is good-looking or not?" Zhou Ye asked the question that had been in his heart for a long time.

If we talk about transforming into a human state, then every living being can transform into a very beautiful form.

At that time, it will all depend on immunity, what effect it can have.

"A male creature depends on whether it is powerful or not. Just like me, who is huge in size and possesses domineering power. He looks like a domineering king at first glance. I am called handsome. Do you understand?" Tian Yuan asked .

Zhou Ye looked at Tian Yuan's old face.

Although there are not many wrinkles on this face, they have gradually accumulated, forming a thick skin.

"Senior Tianyuan, don't brag too hard. If you insist on being so stubborn, then I will start." Zhou Ye said sincerely.

Tianyuan pouted.

He was really afraid that Zhou Ye would start blowing.

He is still very aware of Zhou Ye's strength. Although he has never seen it with his own eyes many times, he has heard about it.

When Zhou Ye blows, what's the matter with Tianyuan

"It's a female creature. In fact, it's hard for you to tell whether she's pretty or not. If you think it's suitable, then she's very beautiful. If you think it's inappropriate, then she's a dinosaur. Do you understand what I mean?" Tianyuan shrugged. He looked helpless.

"I know."

Zhou Ye Shen thought so.

"Let me give you a clearer understanding. Do you think the deer dog thief is beautiful?" Tianyuan asked via voice transmission.

Zhou Ye shook his head.

The deer dog thief was as ferocious as a female tyrannosaurus, and even in normal times, he was no different from a hungry wolf when he hit Zhou Ye's attention.

"You see, in other people's eyes, the deer-dog thief is quite beautiful, although a bit fierce, so to be honest, the deer-dog thief is not a good choice." Tianyuan sighed.

Zhou Ye raised his hand and put it on Tian Yuan's shoulder.

"Senior Tianyuan, watch your words."

Seeing Zhou Ye's serious expression, Tian Yuan immediately changed his words and said, "Only an outstanding creature like Mr. Cao can successfully subdue a fairy like Emperor Yuan!"

Zhou Ye showed a smile.

"Senior Tianyuan has a keen eye, he can see through the essence at a glance."

Tianyuan is disdainful in his heart, you must be so bragging.

I heard that you were forced to bear witness to heaven and earth at that time. In your family, you had no family status at all.

Hot chicken knows how to brag.

I, Tianyuan, will be the first to despise you in my heart!

"Senior Tianyuan, don't talk about this anymore, let's continue watching the show, okay?" Zhou Ye said with a smile.

"Can."

Tianyuan nodded.

I don’t want to brag with Zhou Ye anymore.

What kind of state is Zhou Ye in? His face doesn't turn red when he brags, his heart doesn't beat, and he acts like a matter of course. He Tianyuan admits that he is no match.

"Tell me, when you saw the witness of heaven and earth, who held the witness of heaven and earth with me, I will go over and kill him now." Fairy Phantom picked up the little turtle and played with it, and said to the black turtle calmly.

The black turtle's heart beat wildly, and his heart rate soared.

Sister, you are too cruel.

"Fairy Phantom, you and I are both powerful beings at the peak of the Immortal Realm. Within the same realm, the pictures evolved from my hexagram cannot last long. At that time, I saw many old friends gathering together. In the middle is the venue where the testimony of heaven and earth is held, and then I saw you walking past."

Xuangui said helplessly.

"Didn't you see the male protagonist?" Fairy Phantom asked in a deep voice.

"I really didn't see it."

Xuangui shook his head, fearing that Fairy Phantom would not believe it, and added: "I swear on Tianyuan's life!"

far away.

Tianyuan was anxious.

If Zhou Ye hadn't stopped him desperately, Tian Yuan might have rushed over and had a fight with Xuan Gui.

"Your hexagram has no beginning or end."

The Phantom Fairy was disappointed.

Now she wants to beat Xuangui even more.

"Fairy Phantom, you have to believe in my hexagram. Since I am calculating your future, what is shown in the hexagram must be related to you, otherwise that scene should not appear." Xuangui said seriously.

This is not a trivial matter, and overall it is very complex.

"Xuan Turtle, I heard that you seem to have reckoned with yourself. Isn't your future an empty turtle shell? How about I help you realize your future now?"

Phantom Fairy asked.

"Fairy Phantom, I think you can talk it over carefully. There is no need to be so irritable." Xuangui waved his hand, and then solemnly said: "I can continue to calculate your future now, and we will understand it after we calculate it."

"Okay, let's start your show."

The Phantom Fairy nodded.

"By the way, if you're at our level, it's definitely not too much. In this way, when you are exhausted later, I will help you, so you can see more."

The Phantom Fairy said with a smile.

She wanted to know today who she would become a Taoist partner with.

(End of chapter)