I Got Reincarnated as a Weed

Chapter 586: The grumpy deer and dog thief (5000K)

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"Fairy Phantom, don't get excited."

Zhou Ye waved his hand and looked serious: "What I just said was to persuade the two seniors. As an upright person, I will never do this."

"So, you mean that Tianyuan and I are not upright." Xuangui shook his head.

Mr. Cao's thoughts are not very firm, and he has betrayed the organization in this way. He must be condemned in the strongest possible way to make Mr. Cao understand that sometimes, he must unswervingly stabilize his core ideas.

Only in this way will the future not be confused.

"You two are not good people to begin with." Fairy Phantom shook her head disdainfully.

Xuangui also wanted to say something.

The picture of the future began to fluctuate, and then he said: "My strength can no longer support it, and there is no way to continue watching."

"My power is almost exhausted." Zhou Ye sensed it and then nodded.

"Then don't watch it. There's nothing interesting to watch anyway."

The Phantom Fairy nodded.

Now that I know some fragments of the future, it is enough to give myself some comfort.

Although the future is full of uncertainty, Fairy Phantom feels that as long as we are more prudent, there shouldn't be much of a problem.

"Kaka..."

The picture of the future gradually fragments.

Zhou Ye took one last glance and heard himself say something in the future scene: "It feels really strange to be spied on by myself. Fortunately, it's over."

Among the broken scenes, only Zhou Ye noticed that the top beings sitting at the front tables all glanced here.

Were they discovered or did they already know

Zhou Ye was a little horrified.

Obviously, the immortal level seems to be aware of their existence now, or in the future, when he thinks back to today, he mentions it casually.

Zhou Ye didn't think too much.

But his instinct told him that something was strange.

It would be okay if I didn't hear that sentence, but now that I think about it, I always feel that something is wrong.

"Senior Xuan Gui, how much can you see when you measure it alone?" Zhou Ye asked Xuan Gui.

Xuangui was stunned for a moment, and then replied: "It only took a few breaths, and then the Phantom Fairy appeared, and then disappeared. After all, I am the only one, and it was only with the help of the three of you that I could read the whole story today. Otherwise, I really can’t explain it to Fairy Phantom.”

Xuangui said, shaking his head.

The picture of the future disappeared completely, and four creatures were sitting in the pavilion.

"You will be punished by heaven if you peek into the future. Why is there no reaction now?" Zhou Ye pointed to the sky, confused.

When Xuangui peeked into his future before, he was punished by heaven.

What I was peeping at at that time was the time when I was crushed to death by the Bone Demon Emperor. At that time, my cultivation level was not as high as it is now.

In the future, although Zhou Ye doesn't know what state he has reached, there is no doubt that he is at least the Emperor state.

Under such circumstances, there is no reason why one should not be punished by God.

But now, even the shadow of Heavenly Punishment does not appear, as if peeking into this future scene does not have much impact.

"When you say that, there seems to be something wrong."

Xuangui frowned slightly.

When he was a phantom fairy, he also suffered some backlash, which only appeared after the fact. However, the backlash at that time was not very strong. It just made him weak for three days and felt unmotivated.

Originally, he was already prepared to deal with the Heavenly Punishment, but what happened to the Heavenly Punishment? Did he get lost

"I'm still imagining that I will experience myself in heaven's punishment."

Zhou Ye sighed regretfully.

It would be great if God's punishment comes. The stronger he is, the more comfortable he will be.

As long as he can't lose Zhou, he can do whatever he wants and convert the power of heavenly punishment into points like crazy.

If you think about it this way, it's really wonderful.

But what about divine punishment

"Master Cao, isn't it a bit too harsh to practice in Heavenly Punishment?"

Xuangui laughed dryly.

What are these words? Why can’t people understand them

At the same time, Xuangui felt that Zhou Ye seemed to have something, and actually wanted to train himself in Heavenly Punishment.

Do you have no brains, or do you have full confidence

"Let's not discuss this. To be honest, I now have some doubts that the picture of the future is fake." Zhou Ye shrugged.

"Fake? Why?"

The Phantom Fairy was puzzled.

Xuangui and Tianyuan were also a little confused.

Why did Zhou Ye think the immersive future clip was fake

"First, any glimpse into the future will inevitably lead to backlash. You know this very well, Senior Black Turtle. No matter whether something big or small happens in the future, there will be backlash, big or small."

"And in the clip from the future, what happened was neither big nor small, and there were people from the Immortal Realm present. Senior Xuangui, it would be difficult for you to peek at a practitioner in the early stage of the Imperial Realm. Being punished by heaven, let alone being in the immortal realm." Zhou Ye shook his head.

Now the more he thought about it, the weirder it became, and he always felt that there was something wrong with it.

"You said a lot. Although we don't know how powerful the immortal level is, we can definitely feel our prying eyes. Even if they don't care, this matter will eventually be punished by heaven, and now the punishment has not appeared..." Xuan Turtle rubbed his chin and thought.

He also noticed something was wrong.

The inevitable divine punishment was absent at this time.

Is it their fault or the fault of heaven

"Another point is that when the fragments of the future were broken, my future self said: 'It feels really strange to be spied on by myself. Fortunately, it's over.' Was it my future self that noticed that we were peeping, or was it today that I noticed that we were peeping?" Then, one day in the future, I remembered what happened today and mentioned it casually?" Zhou Ye couldn't understand.

When he looks at the future, he feels like he is looking at himself in another world. What he has, the other self also has, and the development path is exactly the same, and the things he has experienced are exactly the same.

The self in the other world was walking ahead, and it seemed like I was walking along his path now, but by chance today, I saw myself in the other world.

Although it is very complicated to explain.

But Zhou Ye seemed to see countless worlds at this moment, with countless selves doing the things he had experienced or planned to do.

This made him a little scared.

Although he clearly knew that he was his true self, Zhou Ye always felt very strange.

"Master Cao, pay attention to your Taoist heart..." Xuangui noticed Zhou Ye's state and patted Zhou Ye's shoulder.

Zhou Ye suddenly came to his senses.

smiled.

"I was thinking a little too absorbedly, and I started to doubt myself."

"Never doubt your own existence, your consciousness will tell you that you are real, don't be fooled by the fragments of the future." Fairy Phantom said sincerely.

Zhou Ye nodded.

As expected of an old man who has lived for hundreds of thousands of years, he knows too many things, and the principles of life he has comprehended are completely beyond his comparison.

"Then should we think carefully now, is it because of us that the punishment did not appear, or is it because of us in the future, or is it the fault of heaven?"

Zhou Ye was aggrieved about the absence of Heavenly Punishment.

Black Turtle is a bit confused.

Mr. Cao seems to be looking forward to the punishment from heaven.

Do you know that if the punishment from heaven is too severe, his black turtle may belch

Therefore, Xuangui has come to the conclusion that Mr. Cao wants him to burp.

My God, when you think about it, the situation is really bad.

"I'm not sure. Will there be a delay in the sky, and the backlash will occur after a while?" Fairy Phantom looked at Xuan Turtle.

Originally, Fairy Phantom was ready to leave after the matter was settled, but she still wanted to go back to practice in seclusion.

But after knowing that there was a divine punishment, Fairy Phantom suddenly did not dare to leave.

How terrifying it would be to be struck by lightning as soon as you arrive home to retreat.

And Fairy Phantom didn't know the rules here, so she could only ask Xuan Turtle.

"Heavenly calamity and heavenly punishment are the same. They can come in a moment. It will never take more than half a quarter of an hour, and now it is almost a quarter of an hour..."

The black turtle is a little scared.

Could it be that Heaven really wants to mess with them and wait until they are dispersed before taking action

If that were the case, the sky would be a bit dangerous for living beings.

"How about we go together as a group?"

Tianyuan was a little lacking in confidence.

The backlash from the Peeping Immortal must belong to the Climbing Immortal.

However, this process of ascending to immortality will be very tragic. No normal living being would want to ascend to immortality like this.

"But I have to go back to seclusion. My intuition tells me that I can become an emperor in ten years at most. I don't want to waste time."

The Phantom Fairy almost cried.

If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have come to settle the score with Xuan Turtle, otherwise I would have to pay for it with my life.

"Congratulations in advance, but this matter is too mysterious, so I have to be careful." Xuangui cupped his hands towards Fairy Phantom, feeling a little melancholy.

"I don't think it's necessary."

Zhou Ye shook his head, and then said: "Think about it, if heaven's punishment is coming, it should have arrived long ago, and if it doesn't arrive now, it probably won't come."

"No matter which party has the problem, the natural punishment should not appear today. Even if it does, the four of us can get together in a short time. Don't forget, we are all at the peak of the Immortal Realm."

Zhou Ye reminded.

"That makes sense. If that's the case, I'll take my leave now. I'll beat you up after I become emperor." The Phantom Fairy cupped her hands towards Zhou Ye and the others, and then reminded Xuan Turtle.

Xuangui curled his lips.

This old woman seems to have hated herself from today on.

I haven't done anything, so why are you targeting yourself like this

The Phantom Fairy left.

Zhou Ye stood aside, Xuan Gui and Tian Yuan stared at each other with big eyes.

Xuangui broke the silence and asked: "Master Cao, do you have any plans recently? If you have any projects, you can call me and we can play together if you have time."

Zhou Ye said: "Recently, I asked my master to help me refine the imperial weapon and upgrade the grade of the great sword. If I succeed, I may go to the endless black lake to have a try. Senior Xuangui, are you sure you want to go?"

Xuangui raised his eyebrows.

Brother, stop joking, is that a ghost place that humans can go to

"I may not have time by then. Recently, more and more creatures have come to me for fortune telling. In order to cultivate resources, I can't refuse." Xuangui sighed.

The meaning on his face is that it's not that I don't want to go with you, but that I can't spare the time to go with you.

"Well, that's a shame."

Zhou Ye shrugged, but he didn't really care.

Maybe Xuangui followed him to the Endless Black Lake and it would be a hindrance. After all, it was a forbidden place, and the owners inside were all immortals. If there was a conflict, Zhou Ye was not sure whether he could get out.

"Master Cao, I want to go with you!"

Tianyuan raised his hand.

Recently, I really don’t want to hang out with Black Turtle.

Although the misunderstanding has been solved, Tian Yuan decided to find some excitement. Now he has a choice in front of him, and he and Zhou Ye go to the endless black lake to have a wave.

Tianyuan has never entered the Endless Black Lake.

It sounds scary in the Endless Black Lake, but there is no intuitive feeling, so Tianyuan believes that there will definitely be no risk in following Zhou Ye.

After all, Zhou Ye is someone who can kill even the Immortal Emperor.

"Senior Tianyuan, can I let you know when the time comes?" Zhou Ye nodded with a smile.

"Don't make trouble, I advise you not to hold back Mr. Cao, otherwise you will be dead and Mr. Cao will be injured." Xuangui shook his head.

Although Tianyuan's combat power is very high, it is limited to those under the imperial realm.

In a place like the Forbidden Land, any creature that comes out of the Forbidden Land is at the level of the Emperor. If Tianyuan really goes there, he will really be holding Zhou Ye back.

"It's okay, I still have the immortal soldiers, so it's not a big problem." Zhou Ye waved his hand.

Although the forbidden area is very dangerous, Zhou Ye thinks there is no need to be so afraid.

The endless black lake is not the sunset abyss.

Many creatures have been to the Endless Black Lake and experienced it. Since most creatures don't burp, it means that the one in the Endless Black Lake is relatively gentle.

At least he's not as violent as Sunset Abyss.

"Immortal soldiers?"

Xuangui trembled.

I, Xuangui, don’t even have imperial weapons, but Mr. Cao, you actually have immortal weapons.

Tianyuan also looked envious.

But this thing is something you can’t envy.

"Then let's decide. I'll go back to the clan first and have a look. Recently, a few little guys have given birth to spiritual wisdom. Let's hold an event." Tianyuan said.

"get out."

Xuangui waved his hand.

Tianyuan ignored him, said something to Zhou Ye and then disappeared.

"Senior Xuangui, then I will go back to Qingxu Mountain and have a good rest for a few days before exploring the forbidden area." Zhou Ye said goodbye.

"Okay, please be safe then."

Xuangui nodded.

After Zhou Ye left, he and the confused little turtle on the table were left alone.

It's really lonely.

"Although I, Xuangui, am a fortune teller, I don't want to believe in fate. I don't believe that I can't even find a female monk."

The black turtle picked up the little turtle, put away its shell, and then walked upstream along the Tongtian River.

He firmly believed that he would be able to find a suitable female nun.

Qingxu Mountain.

You can't go out forever, Zhou Ye also needs to go home.

As soon as he arrived at the entrance of the courtyard, he saw Lu Xiaoyuan standing there.

"Senior sister, can I give you the elixir to induce birth?" Zhou Ye asked tentatively.

He found that Lu Xiaoyuan's expression seemed a little wrong.

"I heard that you want to go back to Ten Thousand Flowers Island to take care of the flower elves?"

"I didn't expect you to be quite caring." Lu Xiaoyuan smiled brightly and raised his hand to put on Zhou Ye's shoulder.

Zhou Ye was solemn.

As expected, the deer dog thief already knew.

"I believe that Bingxue, the clever, witty and wise Deer Fairy, will not be fooled by some rumors. Although I, Zhou Ye, really said that at the time, I, Zhou Ye, will never do these things, even if If you do it, it's normal care, and there are absolutely no other dirty thoughts attached to it!" Zhou Ye looked serious.

While talking.

The deer dog thief got into Zhou Ye's arms and said softly: "Actually, although I am a little angry, but after thinking about it carefully, I agree with your idea. You can boldly try it..."

Listening to that soft voice, Zhou Ye almost slapped himself.

This must be a fucking dream.

I never dreamed of such a good Taoist companion.

"Senior sister, I will never betray the organization in my life." Zhou Ye looked firm.

Lu Xiaoyuan smiled and pushed Zhou Ye away before saying, "You know what's going on!"

Zhou Ye realized.

Lu Xiaoyuan's acting skills really convinced him.

Just now he thought it was true, thinking that Lu Xiaoyuan's conscience had discovered it, but it turned out that it was all a routine.

Lu Xiaoyuan would definitely not have thought of this with his stupid mind. Judging from the normal situation, he would have found himself angrily, and then questioned himself angrily and aggrievedly.

But now they have learned the routine.

So it must have been taught by that old lady from Phantom.

Although it is a bit thrilling, fortunately, the Phantom Fairy is not very good in the routine.

But then again, in the final analysis, he, Zhou, was still cautious.

If he had nodded just now, or showed a little joy, then next year on his grave, his fellow clan members would be able to grow up to three feet tall.

Zhou Ye felt so horrible when he thought of this.

"Senior sister, don't you know who I am?"

Zhou Ye hugged the deer dog thief with a righteous smile on his face.

"I'm telling you, if I don't know, just pretend I don't. If I find out, I will... I will..." Lu Xiaoyuan scratched his head.

After thinking about it for a while, I seemed reluctant to chop off Zhou Ye.

"Uh-huh!"

Suddenly, a kitchen knife appeared in Lu Xiaoyuan's hand.

"If I find out, I will chop you into pieces like a green onion, and then use them to cook noodles!" Lu Xiaozhu said fiercely.

"But senior sister, you have already done this." Zhou Ye said.

Lu Xiaoyuan scratched his head again.

"Have it?"

"You not only cooked noodles with me, you also made soup." Zhou Ye looked complicated.

You shouldn't be reborn as a grass, you should be reborn as an onion.

"Ah, that's it..."

Lu Xiaoyuan frowned. After thinking for a while, he looked at Zhou Ye, and then asked in a low voice in a consultative tone: "How about you serve the meal next time?"

"Senior sister, although I haven't seen you do this with my own eyes, I know that you have definitely done this secretly." Zhou Ye had reason to believe that the deer and dog thief had definitely done these things.

"Then I don't care!"

Lu Xiaoyuan snorted and said matter-of-factly: "You are my Taoist companion, and you can't hit me. I can hit you, so I'm the biggest, and whatever I say is what I say!"

"Senior sister, why can't I hit you!" Zhou Ye immediately became dissatisfied.

You can only set fire to the deer and dog thieves, but I, Zhou, are not allowed to light the lamp. What do you mean

"You still want to hit me?" Lu Xiaoyuan's eyes widened, feeling aggrieved.

I have never beaten Zhou Ye several times.

And Zhou Ye has already criticized him many times!

"You actually want to hit me, you're dead!"

Lu Xiaoyuan suddenly became furious, picked up the kitchen knife and slashed at Zhou Ye.

Although he knew that he would not be chopped, Zhou Ye still had to pretend to run away.

He was really afraid that the deer and dog thieves would come up with some terrible weapons.

Just one update tonight, the word count is not that small, it’s over 5,000!

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