"Then I'll call you Seafood from now on."
Zhou Ye said to the corpse-spotted woman, his tone was very calm, without any intention of discussion, as if he was saying, no matter whether you agree or not, I will call you seafood from now on.
"Okay, then what should I call you?" Haixian asked in confusion.
Zhou Ye was immediately stopped by the question and began to think about it.
Hai Xian's current IQ doesn't seem to be very high, and he seems to be just a little smarter than the Deer Dog Thief.
"You can call me the most handsome boy in the six realms." Zhou Ye looked serious and said something that made him blush slightly.
"Don't you understand your position?"
Hai Xian stared at Zhou Ye with empty eyes. How could he open his eyes and tell lies? Do you think that Hai Xian is blind? He obviously looks so handsome, okay
"There is really no one more handsome than me in the Six Realms." Zhou Ye said calmly.
"Choose another one. I can't pronounce this name." Haixian shook his head.
Looking at Zhou Ye's appearance, coupled with the name Zhou Ye said, Haixian always felt that something was wrong.
"That's a pity."
Zhou Ye sighed, and then said: "You can call me Mr. Zhou. If that doesn't work, you can call me dad, and I will accept it."
"Then Mr. Zhou."
Haixian ignored the latter sentence and directly locked on the three words 'Mr. Zhou'.
"That's okay, now everyone accepts it."
Zhou Ye nodded.
"Mr. Zhou, please stop talking nonsense and quickly break off the blades of grass on your body and give them to me. I really can't wait to recover."
"This is not something that happens overnight. We can take our time."
Zhou Ye smiled and started to take action.
"But I can't wait."
Hai Xian's expressionless, pale face looked scary.
"Alright alright."
Zhou Ye was helpless.
After all, the sea fairy is smarter and tougher than the deer and dog thief, and is a bit difficult to deal with, even if you want to be lazy.
"Haixian, tell me about your past. What is your real body like?" Zhou Ye asked with a smile while busy.
"What happened in the past has been too long ago. Living in this endless black lake is like a prison, facing loneliness all day long, so I can't remember too many things."
Haixian shook his head, with a hint of coldness in his tone.
"I only remember that before I became an immortal, I was a great demon of the demon clan and a princess of the mermaid clan. My status is a noble existence in the whole world."
"I read about the magic of water once, and I saw it thoroughly at a glance. It only took me about half a month to comprehend the law of water, and to realize the true meaning of the law of water to the state of perfection. At that time, I I have just come into contact with Buddhism..."
"I was hailed by my tribe as a genius that only happens once in ten thousand years. As time passed, my cultivation level became higher and higher, and I finally became one of the guardians of the tribe."
"This is all I remember about all the memories before I became an immortal."
Haixian said calmly.
Zhou Ye understood.
No wonder Haixian was so calm before. It turns out that Haixian was also cheating in the early stage.
However, it may be because Haixian did not renew his subscription, so he fell to this point, which made Zhou Ye feel a little emotional.
He secretly glanced at the panel.
Fortunately, the hexagrams you draw are permanent and do not need to be renewed.
"As for my true identity..."
Haixian suddenly showed a terrifying smile, which made Zhou Ye tremble and feel horrified.
"Are you sure you want to see it?" Haixian asked.
"You suddenly acted like this, which makes me a little confused. Can you describe it first so that I can be mentally prepared?"
"The main reason is that I'm afraid that I'll be scared to death and then I won't be able to treat you." Zhou Ye said seriously.
"Very scary..."
Hai Xian showed a charming smile.
This smile made Zhou Ye want to pick up a brick and slap her on the face.
"As a fierce man, Zhou will never be afraid."
Zhou Ye rolled up the newly cut grass blades and said in a serious tone.
He felt as if Haixian was doubting his courage. How could he endure this? He wanted to show his most fierce side and let Haixian see what it meant to remain unchanged despite the collapse of Mount Tai!
"Bang!"
The sea fairy rose into the sky.
In mid-air ten feet away from the reef, the true form of the sea fairy was revealed.
It's exactly the same as the mermaid in Zhou Ye's imagination, but...
The sea fairy's fish tail was riddled with holes and bloody, as if it had been bitten by a wild beast.
The colorful scales were stained with dark red blood, and there were several penetrating wounds on the fish's tail, which made his scalp numb.
This injury is too serious.
To put it simply, it is a miracle that Hai Xian can survive to this day.
Zhou Ye looked up at Hai Xian.
The messy hair of the sea fairy fell into the lake and spread for an unknown distance.
"I was scared when I saw it, but you don't have any other emotions?" Haixian was a little surprised.
Zhou Ye said: "I had expected it, Haixian, don't worry, your true body will slowly recover, believe me."
No other emotions
Your soul will be scared away, okay
"I believe you can do it." Haixian, who has personally experienced Zhou Ye's true body's healing ability, is now full of confidence in Zhou Ye.
The sea fairy transformed into a human body again and sat on the rocks.
She looked at Zhou Ye and asked, "Do you want to listen to me play the flute?"
Zhou Ye shivered.
Sister, the sound of your flute can enchant a creature. It sounds very pleasant to that creature. It is simply a seductive and magical sound.
But this is of no use to me, Zhou.
To me, Zhou, it's just noise. Don't you have any confidence in your musical attainments
"Okay, but can you play a song seriously?"
Zhou Ye took a deep breath and asked in a deep voice.
"What do you mean, are you doubting me?" Haixian asked calmly.
"That's not true. How could I doubt you?"
Zhou Ye shook his head.
The flashy rainbow fart skill is activated.
"I can tell from the way you play the flute that your musical attainments have reached its peak, but the sound of the flute you play has a strange feeling. You have to believe that it is the problem with this flute. This flute must have some history. It’s out of tune, so it sounds a little weird, do you understand what I mean?”
Hai Xian really thought for a long time.
"This flute is an immortal weapon..." A trace of confusion appeared on Haixian's terrifying face.
Zhou Ye: "..."
Why are you, the lords of the forbidden land, so rich
Do you know that this makes Zhou very tempted
"Although the immortal soldiers are strong, after millions of years, some mistakes will definitely happen. After all, in this place, the immortal soldiers cannot be warmed and maintained. It is understandable that the tone will be inaccurate due to disrepair." Zhou Ye was very serious. said.
"is that so?"
Haixian was a little confused.
She was not a professional weapon refiner, and what Zhou Ye said now had touched upon her knowledge blind spot, leaving her confused. At the same time, she looked at the flute in her hand with a suspicious expression.
Very good, I'm about to fool someone again.
Zhou Ye smiled in his heart, and then said: "Haixian, you have to believe me, I also have an immortal weapon in my hand. Let me tell you, the immortal weapon in my hand is too weak, because it has not been used for millions of years." Supplementing nutrition makes it a bit deformed.”
The Beihan World-Zhanying Sword in the portable space was silent, even wanting to lift himself up and chop Zhou Ye down.
What the hell is this? What does it mean that you have become deformed
"When you say that, it seems really possible."
Haixian put away his flute, touched his palm in the air, and a guqin appeared in the air.
"What are you going to do?"
Zhou Ye had a bad feeling.
"Play a piece of music." Hai Xian replied casually.
"So, is this also an immortal weapon?" Zhou Ye asked, pointing to the guqin.
"yes."
Haixian answered matter-of-factly.
Zhou Ye suddenly stopped talking.
Envy made his eyes red.
Jealousy drove him to pieces.
Why do you have two immortal weapons
Why are you so rich
"Zheng—"
The sea fairy's fingers plucked the strings.
Listening to the sound of the piano, it was like a group of demons dancing wildly. Zhou Ye felt that his brain was going to explode. The whole grass felt as if someone was stepping on it, and it was extremely uncomfortable.
However, gradually, Zhou Ye felt a sense of sadness in the music.
Extremely sad.
It was as if someone important to him had left him forever, and his heart, which had been filled with that person, suddenly became empty.
In an instant, Zhou Ye curled up, his heart twitched, and he felt like he could no longer breathe.
Even the inner demon is squatting quietly deep in his heart at this moment, silently.
Haixian closed his eyes, and the movement of plucking the strings gradually slowed down, but every moment of sound made Zhou Ye fall into it, unable to extricate himself.
The entire endless black lake became even more silent.
The wandering souls stopped wandering, and they all fell into the sound of the piano.
Listening to the sad music, they were all crying silently.
because,
For them, the sound of the piano is really, really unpleasant.
But they didn't dare to make any noise, for fear that the sea immortals would be furious and release spells that they would not regret.
The song ends.
Haixian's hands rested on the strings, with two lines of tears on his face.
The crystal tears fell down and turned into two pure gems.
"This song was composed by me." Haixian put away the fairy harp, and after finishing her words, she looked at the wandering soul at the bottom of the lake, and a terrifying aura erupted behind her.
"boom!"
The air waves were rolling, setting off large waves, like a tsunami.
Zhou Ye felt a little silent as he felt the endless hatred released by Haixian.
The Wuji Demon himself sealed his true body with the Great Terror in order to completely suppress the Great Terror. Obviously, the Wuji Demon has a story, although on the surface it looks similar to Erdan.
As for the sea fairy in front of her, she obviously has her own story.
Judging from the endless hatred that erupted from Hai Xian, Zhou Ye felt that the story that happened to Hai Xian might be caused by these wandering souls.
"As we live, we must look forward."
Zhou Ye hesitated for a long time and finally spoke.
"I know."
Haixian nodded, and then said: "You can stay where you are to cool off, let me be quiet for a while first."
"Don't get into trouble." Zhou Ye was a little worried.
What if Hai Xian can't figure it out later and becomes irritable again
"I am a fairyland, what can I not understand?"
Haixian glanced at Zhou Ye.
Zhou Ye: "..."
You are a fairyland, you are awesome~
Zhou Ye squatted aside and said nothing.
This scene is very similar to the inner demon after being bullied.
"Tell me, should I enlighten her?"
Zhou Ye asked his inner demon in his heart.
The inner demon wiped away tears and said, "That's your own business. Why are you asking me?"
"What difference do we have from each other? My business is your business." Zhou Ye said, "How could you be like this"
"Oh, don't think that I don't know what you are thinking. Your things are my things, and my things are still my things. You must be thinking this way, right?!"
"I've seen through you a long time ago, you bastard, I won't do this now." The inner demon was very stubborn.
"Then I have to force you to eat it?" Zhou Ye asked.
"Then I surrender."
The inner demon is very straightforward.
You are about to start forcing me, and I have no power to resist. I will either accept it actively or passively.
Since you can't resist, you just have to bite the bullet and try.
"Don't you think those wandering souls are quite chewy? You let her turn her grief and anger into appetite, eat more, and then it's over when she's full?" The inner demon curled his lips.
"You have a very bright mind."
Zhou Ye admired.
"It's okay, so-so." The inner demon waved his hand, as if he didn't care.
Zhou Ye ignored his inner demons.
Zhou Ye stepped forward, patted Haixian on the shoulder, and then said: "When you look at those wandering souls now, do you feel like you are looking at delicious food?"
Hai Xian was stunned.
She looked at the wandering souls, as if she just wanted to kill them, and didn't feel like they were delicious food.
Hai Xian shook his head.
"Don't you understand this? Zhou's cooking skills are quite good. Can I show you my skills?" Zhou Ye said with a smile.
"As you wish."
Haixian was not very interested and was a little out of sorts.
Zhou Ye took out a lot of things from his pocket.
Haixian couldn't understand Zhou Ye's operation.
What do you do with something that looks like seasoning
"Catch a wandering soul."
Zhou Ye said to Haixian.
Haixian raised his hand, and a wandering soul appeared in his hand.
The wandering soul is confused.
What is this going to do
"Then what?" Haixian asked casually. She stared at the wandering soul, wishing to eat it alive.
"The realm of this wandering soul is quite high. If you roast it over fire, it's best to make it crackle." Zhou Ye said.
Wandering Soul turned his head and looked at Zhou Ye.
Those eyes were full of hatred, and they almost hated Zhou Ye to death.
"Um."
The Sea Immortal held his hand. Although he majored in the law of water, beings at the level of the Sea Immortal also had a very high degree of control over flames.
"Crackling..."
Not long after, the wandering soul was burned by the terrifying flames, began to wail continuously, and made some slight explosion sounds on its body.
As if Zhou Ye didn't hear it, he happily started to sprinkle the seasoning on Wandering Soul.
It’s unclear whether Wandering Soul is a human being, but Zhou Ye is a real dog anyway.
"Asshole..."
Wandering Soul held it in for a long time and roared angrily.
The pitch was a bit off, obviously not a native creature.
"It seems to be a bit fragrant." Haixian stared at the wandering soul that was about to be roasted.
The wandering soul no longer has the strength to cry any more.
Zhou Ye took out a large bamboo stick, then stabbed it into the wandering soul's body, fixed the wandering soul on the bamboo stick, and handed it to Haixian.
"Come on, no matter what mood you are in, you can turn it into appetite. Eat as much as you want and that's it." Zhou Ye and Hai Xian put their arms around each other, looking like they were two good brothers.
"Why are you using this? Isn't it convenient to just swallow it in one gulp?" Haixian asked, pointing to the bamboo stick.
"Do you understand that life should have a sense of ritual?" Zhou Ye curled his lips.
This is the existence of a fairyland. You open your mouth and shut up and swallow it in one gulp. It's so rude. How can there be a female fairy like you
That’s it for tonight. I’m really sorry. An old classmate has returned from working in a foreign country and wants to get together.
Return today's items tomorrow at midnight, and then slowly return the others.
Don't hit me, okay (づ￣ 3￣)づ.
(End of chapter)