I Got Reincarnated as a Weed

Chapter 600: It’s not easy Zhou Ye

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Hai Xian ignored Zhou Ye.

As a being in the fairyland, there are many creatures who flatter her as a sea fairy. No matter what her appearance is, they all praise her.

Eating in small bites is said to be chewing slowly and savoring the taste of food, which is an expression of respect for food.

If you eat without worrying about your image, then the flatterers will get excited and shout that this is an informal performance and a down-to-earth way of eating, saying that she is not a lofty immortal.

so,

What does she, Hai Xian, care about

"Hiccup~"

After swallowing the roasted wandering soul, Hai Xian burped.

The taste is really good, highly recommended.

"I don't even want to let you go." Haixian said it bluntly, saying clearly, Mr. Zhou, you are too good and I really don't want to let you go. Please tell me what to do.

"You can't trap me in this dark place just because I'm handsome." Zhou Ye shook his head.

Staying in such a place for a long time will make him, Zhou, autistic.

Zhou Ye felt like dying when he thought that this place was dark and would be exploited by sea fairies.

"You may have misunderstood."

Haixian shook his head. He still couldn't figure out why there were such shameless creatures in the world.

Is it because he has no face

"I'm not interested in your appearance at all. What I'm interested in is your craftsmanship and your true identity." Hai Xian said sternly.

"So, you are planning something wrong with my body, right?"

Zhou Yeming realized.

Looking at Haixian, he showed an unexpected look.

Are the immortals of this era so superficial

"you… "

Haixian wanted to explain something, but after thinking about it for a while, he decided not to.

No matter how Zhou Ye misunderstood him, he didn't want to let him go.

After all, it's not easy for her, the sea fairy, to have a creature she can talk to for so many years.

"Let's not talk about this, okay?"

"Look at that wandering soul, it's not in a good state of mind. How about we roast it? Just treat it as a way to help others and keep it away from pain." Zhou Ye pointed at the distance with a wave of his tip. A somewhat weak wandering soul.

Hai Xian raised his eyebrows.

"Wouldn't it be more painful to bake?"

"A long-term pain is worse than a short-term pain. What does it mean to be relieved once and for all? This is once and for all! After roasting once, it will never feel the pain again." Zhou Ye looked serious.

This time I will share half of whatever I say.

You have to teach Haixian well that eating alone will lead to diarrhea.

"is that so?"

Haixian thought about it. Although it felt strange, looking at it from the side, it seemed to make sense.

The wandering soul pointed at by Zhou Ye was confused.

I was holding it back before, but now I feel a little unwell, so I look like I haven't woken up.

No one knows, this can be seen by Zhou Ye.

The key is to bake it.

It had seen the miserable state of the wandering soul before, and now it was panicking. What should it do

"Bang."

The wandering soul's body was out of control and broke out of the water.

It fell into the hands of Haixian, struggling crazily and roaring: "I like the pain! No matter how painful it is, I can accept it. Please don't help me, can you?"

The weird accent was still understood by Zhou Ye.

"Look at your tortured thoughts, it's really shameful." Zhou Ye's tone contained contempt for the wandering soul.

"If she wasn't here, I could stare you to death with just one look. Do you believe it?" Wandering Soul was very angry.

It was because of Zhou Ye, otherwise he wouldn't have to suffer this kind of torture.

"I believe it, but you can't do it now." Zhou Ye shook his body, his voice was full of meaning, and he almost lost his temper.

"boom."

The flames burned, and Hai Xian looked serious and began to roast the wandering soul.

Haixian is very smart and has already roasted it once. She remembered the complete process and even improved it, letting the fierce flames cling to the wandering soul's body and wrap it up.

From the outside to the inside, no place is spared.

Zhou Ye is sprinkled with seasoning.

Soon, as the wandering soul stopped wailing, the wandering soul was already cooked.

The sea fairy opened its bloody mouth and was about to let the wandering soul in.

"etc."

Zhou Ye was anxious.

I, Zhou, have also contributed. You can’t swallow it all, you must leave some for me.

"What?" Haixian squinted at Zhou Ye, very dissatisfied.

It's rude to interrupt when you're hungry and ready to eat. You don't even understand such a simple truth.

"Don't eat alone. There is a price to pay for eating alone. Give me half. After all, I have contributed." Zhou Ye said confidently.

"I have never heard of the price of eating alone." Hai Xian shook his head.

"You'll have diarrhea if you eat alone. Share half of it with me quickly." Zhou Ye urged.

"I am a fairy. In fairyland, do you understand? I will not excrete anything."

Hai Xian shook his head.

It's so fragrant and chewy. You actually want to take away half of it

Are you drifting off, or am I, Haixianti, unable to move

"Even though you are a fairy, even your poop stinks. Don't mess with me. Hurry up." Zhou Ye looked at Haixian with contempt.

This is a bit vulgar.

"Why are you talking to me? Your master has to behave himself when he comes. Can you respect my cultivation?" Haixian felt that Zhou Ye was a little swollen, and he had to knock it, otherwise every swimmer would do it in the future. How can you bear it if half of your soul is separated

"My master thinks that you are a senior, and I should respect you a little bit. But we are like good friends now. I respect you, why don't you just be more arrogant? If you continue to be so arrogant, wait until you realize When you are in chaos and madness, be careful as I pick up a knife to clean off the fish scales on your tail, and then chop it off to make fish soup." Zhou Ye showed an expression that said, "I am a ruthless person."

Haixian was stunned for a moment, this guy was really vicious.

"I'm so scared of you."

Hai Xian tore Wandering Soul apart and gave half of it to Zhou Ye, with his heart bleeding.

What a fragrant wandering soul, half of it is gone just like that.

At the bottom of the lake.

Countless wandering souls looked at this scene and began to mourn silently.

It didn't matter that he was roasted, but he was actually eaten. It was so sad and made Wandering Soul extremely sad.

Zhou Ye's refining wandering soul was filled with joy.

I got involved with Haixian again and became friends.

Zhou Ye felt that if he stayed with Haixian for a while, he might be able to become brother and sister with Haixian. If things develop further, he might even become a father to Haixian.

Although this idea was very dangerous, Zhou Ye wanted to test it on the edge of danger.

After Haixian finished eating, he was in a good state and had no other emotions.

The only thing left is an emotion that I don't know how long it will last.

She was a little angry looking at Zhou Ye now.

"Why are you so annoying?" Haixian asked a question that many wandering souls wanted to know.

"What are you talking about? I don't understand it at all. Also, are you a human being?" Zhou Ye was in a good mood after receiving one billion points.

"snort."

Haixian snorted coldly.

"Hurry to work when you're full. I want to recover as soon as possible."

Hai Xian urged.

Refining Zhou Ye's grass blades allowed her to recover a little from the injury on her fish tail. If she continued, a complete recovery would be just around the corner.

Female creatures, no, all female creatures desire to be beautiful, and sea fairies are no exception.

Her current appearance is too terrifying, and most living beings don't want to communicate with the sea fairy.

In Haixian's memory, apart from Qingdi and Shulao who could communicate with her normally, Zhou Ye was the only one who could communicate with her normally.

Not afraid of not saying anything, he actually scolded himself and threatened himself.

This made Haixian feel provocative, but also felt that Zhou Ye could really make friends.

For Zhou Ye, this was another busy hour.

As for why he was only busy for an hour, it was because Haixian was crazy again.

He was so irritable that it was hard to describe the scene. You can imagine how pitiful the wandering souls were.

Three days later.

"On the third day of Zhou Ye's absence, I missed him."

Lu Xiaoyuan squatted at the door. The antlers on his head had recovered a little, and they would not fall off when they shook.

At the beginning of these three days, Lu Xiaoyuan kept Zhou Ye's instructions in mind.

But the next day, I completely forgot about it.

As for now, eating shit and breathing air.

In the pavilion.

Erdan is playing chess with Qingdi.

This was asking for abuse, but Erdan felt that he was willing to admit defeat.

Because when he had nothing to do, Erdan made a bet with Qingdi to see when Lu Xiaoyuan's stock would be finished.

Erdan gambled for three days, but Qingdi unswervingly chose one day.

The result was obvious, Qingdi won easily.

"Your chess skills are so bad." Qingdi commented, his words full of disgust.

This is a provocation to Erdan.

But Erdan was helpless.

"Qing Emperor, I tell you, don't be arrogant. If you continue to be so arrogant, I will die." Erdan said in a deep voice.

"Okay, okay, I'm scared of you."

Qingdi smiled and shook his head.

"Yes, that's it. Pay attention to your attitude." Erdan smiled contemptuously.

Although he lost, he still took the initiative.

"You're a little carried away."

Qingdi dropped his voice and said calmly.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong." Erdan said simply.

Although he said cowardly words, the expression on his face was very indifferent.

The Qing Emperor wouldn't beat it anyway.

"Hurry up, it's your turn. After crushing you, I still want to read a book." Qingdi urged.

"well."

Erdan was helpless, Qingdi always spoke so directly, without saving any face.

Endless black lake.

Zhou Ye had a very happy life these days.

"I'm beautiful again, no, I'm a little better again."

Haixian reorganized the language.

Although the skin on the face is still rough, there are no traces of corpse spots, but other parts have not recovered much. After all, Zhou Ye's bloodline level and cultivation realm are not enough.

Another reason for the slow recovery is that sea creatures always eat wandering souls when they are angry.

The power of the wandering soul is very terrifying. After being refined, some power will appear that can harm the body of living beings.

If these forces are small, it is easy to say that it is easy to clean.

But in millions of years, no one knows how many wandering souls the sea immortal has devoured, not even the sea immortal himself.

Over time, these forces become increasingly difficult to eliminate.

"It's not easy for me."

Zhou Ye curled his lips and glanced at the wandering soul at the bottom of the lake.

The wandering souls looked at him with resentment.

And Zhou Ye looked at them with a little smile, as if to say: You guys taste very good.

(End of chapter)