I Got Reincarnated as a Weed

Chapter 612: ?Son, how could you pee all over your dad? ! (

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"I'm your father."

Zhou Ye helplessly held up his forehead, why did he still call himself mother? If he didn't know better, he thought he was a female boss dressed as a man.

Really, this child's eyesight is really hard to use. Is he a little short-sighted

"Mother~"

Mu Mu blinked her big eyes and stretched out her hands pitifully, looking like she was about to cry.

"Good daughter, don't care about him." Haixian raised his hand and hugged Mumu.

With a thought, he cleaned the mucus from Mu Mu's body, and then condensed a small piece of clothing for Mu Mu to put on.

"Err, eh, eh, eh..."

Mu Mu struggled in Haixian's arms, raising her short hand and waving towards Zhou Ye.

Zhou Ye and Mu Mu looked at each other, and they saw in Mu Mu's eyes: Mother, come and save me!

Zhou Ye was a little helpless.

If I had known earlier, I would have avoided it and let Mu Mu see Hai Xian first, so that there would be no accidents at all.

And now, Mu Mu regards herself as her mother. What does this make Haixian think

"I should have held back and let Mu Mu see you first." Zhou Ye said with an apology on his face.

"It's okay. Mu Mu will spend more time with you in the future. Besides, it's all the same." Haixian didn't care and looked at the little guy in his arms with a faint smile.

In Haixian's arms, the little guy began to cry softly.

She doesn't know many languages. She only calls her mother.

"Mu Mu, listen carefully, this is your mother, and I am your godfather, do you understand?" Zhou Ye stepped forward and gently patted the eggshell on Mu Mu's head. Then he said with a serious face.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Mu Mu's eyes were a little dazed, and she didn't quite understand what Zhou Ye said.

Zhou Ye and Haixian are not in a hurry. For a newborn baby, even if the baby has a strong bloodline, they must start teaching them bit by bit.

"Hungry~"

Mu Mu instinctively raised her hands, took off the eggshell she was staring at on her little head, and then started to nibble on it.

"The child still has this skill?" Zhou Ye was a little dazed.

This eggshell is so hard. Although Mumu was born with teeth, could she be able to chew it

The truth was beyond Zhou Ye's expectation. Mu Mu was really able to chew it, and she was happily chewing it.

It's like the eggshell tastes wonderful.

"Real or fake? What does it smell like?"

Zhou Ye touched his chin and thought, glancing at the half eggshell in the pot.

"Don't think about it. The child's eggshells can only be eaten by the child. After the child eats these eggshells, the child's body will grow a little and will not be so weak. Don't bathe in the eggshell just because you want to know the taste. Mu's eggshell was eaten." Haixian stared at Zhou Ye and warned with some worry.

Noticing her expression, Zhou Ye asked seriously: "Do you think I, Zhou, am that kind of person?"

"This is my daughter too. Can I grab eggshells with my daughter?"

"Can I, Zhou, be such a bastard?"

Zhou Ye was a little angry, how on earth could he see this.

However, Zhou Ye didn't want to compete with Mu Mu for the eggshell. He knew that the effect of the eggshell would only be effective if Mu Mu ate it. If he ate it, he would be given a few universal points at most, and nothing else.

"That's the best."

Haixian was relieved.

"Take your child with you as much as possible when you are awake these days, so as not to make it funny if the child grows up and has no relationship with you as his biological mother." Zhou Ye said.

Although blood is thicker than water, if there is no long-term contact, family love is really hard to say.

"Okay, I'll leave the child to you while I'm confused." Haixian nodded in agreement.

After Mu Mu finished eating the eggshells in her hand, she raised her short hand and grabbed the eggshells in the pot twice.

Zhou Ye picked up the eggshells in the iron pot, dried the spiritual water on them and handed them to Mu Mu.

A happy smile suddenly appeared on Mu Mu's little face, and she started to nibble on the egg shell in small mouths.

Hai Xian sat on the reef, looking at the little guy chewing on the eggshell in his arms, his smile never changed.

Zhou Ye poured out the spiritual water and put away the iron pot.

The child has been born, so you can't boil the child in an iron pot. If you do, I'm afraid the sea fairy will throw the child into a group of wandering spirits, and then be eaten by the wandering spirits.

Zhou Ye shook his head and added some dry wood to the fire.

The fire wrapped around the dry firewood and burned with crackling fire. The firelight reflected on Zhou Ye's face, and the smile on Zhou Ye's face could be clearly seen.

From today on, Zhou Ye also has a daughter.

He wants to be a glorious fantasy world daddy!

Haixian's consciousness fell into chaos.

Before that, Zhou Ye noticed that Hai Xian had entered a sluggish state.

So now Mumu is in his arms.

"Little guy, call me daddy." Zhou Ye hugged Mu Mu and poked the little guy's baby-fat face with his right hand.

"Fall~"

The little guy felt very comfortable when Zhou Ye held him.

Because Zhou Ye is an elf, and a plant type among the elves, the aura he carries is very gentle and warm. The little guy prefers to nestle in Zhou Ye's arms compared to being cold and cold in the arms of the sea fairy. inside.

"No, although the pronunciation is similar, my father feels that your calling me father is not sincere. Try it again!" Zhou Ye snorted lightly, smiling broadly.

The little guy behaved very cutely.

This made Zhou Ye even more determined.

In the future, if any blind guy dares to touch Zhou Ye's daughter, he will take out his Virtue Sword and chop him to death without saying anything.

It was so simple and crude, and he, Zhou, could not tolerate any harm to his daughter.

"Dad~"

Mu Mu shouted, her little mouth pouting.

"Yes, yes, yes, you are indeed a genius." Zhou Ye sighed, and then said seriously: "Little guy, from now on, you should honor your mother well, do you know that it was not easy for your mother to give birth to you, when she was young? It’s been a lot to endure.”

Mu Mu was a little confused, and it was hard for her to understand.

"You brat, you just think I'm old now?"

Hai Xian didn't know when he had woken up, and rolled his eyes at Zhou Ye angrily.

"No way, you are just as young and beautiful." Zhou Ye smiled and shook his head, feeling worried for himself.

That is to say, Haixian doesn't care about this, otherwise he will definitely be beaten up, and the thought of being beaten up will be very uncomfortable.

"After I prove the truth and become emperor, I'll see who dares to beat me up." Zhou Ye muttered in his heart.

I really thought he, Zhou, had no dignity and could beat him if he wanted.

That is completely impossible. When he, Zhou, grows up, he will let the whole world know that he, Zhou, is the head of the family!

The majesty of the head of the family cannot be challenged!

"He will be talkative." Haixian shook his head and laughed.

Zhou Ye said to Haixian: "Help me get some wandering souls. Be more prepared."

"good."

Haixian nodded in agreement, raised his hand, and more than ten wandering souls began to scream and wail.

Slowly, these wandering souls were cooked, and then Zhou Ye took them into his portable space.

"Are you planning to save food?" Haixian asked, somewhat dumbfounded.

"That's pretty much what it means. There's no harm in being more prepared." Zhou Ye replied.

"Okay, I'll prepare a few more for you." Haixian nodded, then grabbed more than thirty wandering souls and roasted them, then threw them all to Zhou Ye and put them away.

"I will refine the wandering souls first. You can hold the child." Zhou Ye handed Mu Mu to Haixian, took out two wandering souls and started to chew them.

Mumu felt very uncomfortable in Haixian's arms.

Although the breath was also very gentle, due to the influence of the wandering soul's power, Hai Xian's arms felt a little cold, which made the little guy uncomfortable.

Hai Xian also had a headache, so he had no choice but to get close to the fire to keep warm. Only then did the little guy gradually calm down.

The little guy finished chewing the eggshell, and his body is slowly growing, not as weak as when he was just born.

Two wandering souls have been refined.

Hai Xian gave Mu Mu to Zhou Ye.

This made Mumu feel confused.

Are you your biological child or not? Why do you all despise yourself so much

While thinking about this in her little head, Mu Mu held her fingers and gnawed. The more she gnawed, the more unpleasant the taste became.

"You can't chew your fingers. Come on, chew this." Zhou Ye took away Mu Mu's short hand, then took out a heaven-level spiritual crystal from his pocket and gave it to Mu Mu.

Mu Mu took a look at the heaven-level spiritual crystal and took a bite. It felt a little hard.

The little guy had some toothache, and his eyes were filled with tears instantly, making him look pitiful.

Zhou Ye touched his chin and thought for a while.

The reason why the little guy can eat the eggshell is because it was originally the little guy's eggshell. Another creature might not be able to chew it.

And the little guy's teeth are only so strong because of the eggshell, and they would appear a bit fragile if they were replaced with other things.

Zhou Ye comforted the little guy in his arms, and then began to search in the portable space.

Since heaven-level spiritual crystals cannot be chewed, then other things should be chewable, right

After a long while, Zhou Ye took out a flower and placed it on the little guy's hand.

The little guy held the flowers and loved them very much.

"Mumu, this is edible." Zhou Ye said with a smile.

The little guy blinked his big eyes and looked at Zhou Ye innocently.

Zhou Ye held his forehead, then picked off the petals and stuffed them into the little guy's mouth.

The little guy chewed the petals instinctively. The petals had a sweet taste, which made the little guy like it immediately.

"Let me give the magic formula to the little guy first."

Hai Xian walked in, raised his hand, and a little blue light lit up on his fingers.

The fingertips were pressed against the little guy's eyebrows, and the white light did not enter the little guy's eyebrows.

The little guy seemed a little uncomfortable and was in a daze.

After the little guy accepted all this, Zhou Ye handed the little guy to Haixian.

"You hold me, I'm going to refine the wandering soul."

With that said, Zhou Ye sat down, took out two wandering souls and started refining them.

The speed of the movement is astonishing.

Haixian didn't understand Zhou Ye's behavior. Although cultivation requires hard work, it's okay to take it slow. Why are you so impatient

It’s different from Haixian’s idea.

Zhou Ye felt that the outside world was very dangerous.

You must become stronger quickly. Only in this way can you protect your daughter well.

After refining the wandering soul, Zhou Ye felt refreshed.

Haixian gave the little guy to Zhou Ye again. Although he wanted to hold the little guy for a while longer, the little guy didn't want to.

Zhou Ye took the little guy over, and the little guy suddenly smiled.

"Heartless guy." Haixian curled his lips.

Zhou Ye laughed, and his smile was also heartless.

But the next moment, Zhou Ye couldn't laugh anymore.

"Child, how could you pee all over your dad?!" Zhou Ye stared at the little guy in his arms.

The little guy looked innocent.

(*ω).

Ah, so sleepy.

I really want to sleep.

Good night.

mwah.

(End of chapter)