I Got Reincarnated as a Weed

Chapter 71: Zhou’s oath

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[Name: Paraquat.]

[Grade: Unknown.]

[Efficacy: unknown.]

[Remark 1]: One bottle refreshes the mind, two bottles never fatigue, three bottles soar in place.

[Note 2]: Although paraquat is good, don’t be greedy.

[Note 3]: After drinking this bottle of paraquat, you will become the most handsome grass spirit!

Zhou Ye: "???"

His face turned green as he looked at the detailed information displayed in front of him.

What the hell

Does this mean that he can't commit suicide by taking poison

That's absolutely not okay.

Zhou Ye was sure that he didn't need to finish the whole bottle, but just took a sip, and he would immediately drive west.

The first time I drew this thing in the lottery, it was also a sad story.

Zhou Ye was a little upset.

Why on earth was this done to him, Zhou

Can we still have fun together

Zhou Ye stared blankly at the paraquat in his hand, not knowing what to do with it for a moment.

The breeze was blowing and it was a bit cold.

Zhou Ye shook his hands.

The dark blue and slightly green liquid in the bottle is also sloshing.

It seems to have an attraction.

"Uh-huh."

Suddenly, a small figure appeared next to Zhou Ye.

Lu Xiaoyuan stood next to Zhou Ye.

She sniffed Zhou Ye's body, and then said, "Let your fragrance go. I can't sleep without smelling it."

Zhou Ye didn't answer her, just silently let go of the smell on his body.

"suck… "

Lu Xiaoyuan took a deep breath, feeling very satisfied.

"Ha~"

Lu Xiaoyuan yawned, feeling sleepy. He rubbed his eyes with his little hands and prepared to go back to sleep.

But after taking two steps, she looked back at Zhou Ye and asked, "Little grass spirit, aren't you going to sleep?"

"Can't sleep." Zhou Ye replied.

Lu Xiaoyuan scratched his head, and then found paraquat in Zhou Ye's hand.

She approached Zhou Ye, then picked up the paraquat in Zhou Ye's hand and looked at it carefully.

"What is this?"

Lu Xiaoyuan couldn't understand the words on the packaging, so he could only ask curiously.

"A very magical thing." Zhou Ye sighed, not wanting to explain too much.

"Click..."

Lu Xiaoyuan was playing with paraquat. He moved his hands and accidentally unscrewed the lid.

"suck… "

Putting his nose close to the mouth of the bottle, Lu Xiaoyuan smelled it, then frowned.

"It feels interesting."

Zhou Yegang wanted to tell Lu Xiaoyuan not to touch that thing, because it was poisonous.

But when he just turned to look at Lu Xiaoyuan, he was stunned.

"Hiccup~"

Lu Xiaoyuan drank all the paraquat and reached out his hand to wipe the residue from the corner of his mouth in high spirits.

"Little Grass Spirit, do you still have it?" Lu Xiaoyuan's big eyes flashed with excitement, and he asked expectantly.

Zhou Ye scratched his hair.

"Do you feel anything?" he asked.

Lu Xiaoyuan scratched his head.

"Do I need to do anything special?"

Zhou Ye: "..."

"I mean, you don't feel it, is this thing harmful?"

Lu Xiaoyuan's eyes were blank and he shook his head, "I feel pretty good. I was sleepy just now, but now I'm in great spirits. This little thing tastes really exciting!"

As she spoke, she shook the bottle of paraquat in her hand.

Zhou Ye looked at the sky and was silent for a while before saying, "That's poison."

"Really?" Lu Xiaoyuan suddenly realized.

She felt it carefully, and there seemed to be nothing wrong with it, but it was the smell that made her linger.

Looking at her appearance, Zhou Ye didn't want to communicate with her anymore.

This kind of deer who likes to drink poison is not suitable to communicate with Zhou.

"No wonder you don't drink." Lu Xiaoyuan understood immediately.

"Yeah." Zhou Ye nodded.

Can he drink that stuff

I’m afraid I’ll drink it only after I’ve had enough life.

"Do you have any more?" Lu Xiaoyuan looked at him expectantly.

"No more." Zhou Ye shook his head.

If there was, it would have been given to Lu Xiaoyuan long ago.

It would be a trap if he kept it.

"Oh, then I'm going to bed." Lu Xiaoyuan reluctantly returned the bottle to Zhou Ye, and then disappeared.

Zhou Ye looked at the bottle of paraquat in a daze.

After a while, he cheered up.

"Paraquat, hum..."

He wants to practice, absorb points, and continue to draw.

He, Zhou, didn’t believe it today and couldn’t draw out anything good.

Sitting cross-legged, a pair of hands as white as jade were placed in front of his lower abdomen.

Zhou Ye mobilized the power in the Xuandan, and green light spots appeared on his fingertips, and then condensed into a seal.

The aura of heaven and earth within a radius of one mile seemed to be like a calm sea being blown by the breeze, but still slowly making waves.

Wisps of spiritual energy from heaven and earth were sucked into the seal by Zhou Ye.

Following the source of the seal's power, they entered Zhou Ye's body, and then nothing happened.

"Universal Points +0.1."

The spiritual energy in the human world is not very rich.

This is the fundamental reason why there are not many great masters in the world.

This is also the fundamental reason why Zhou Ye doesn't want to stay in the human world.

He still likes the wood world.

In the wood world, no boss would be willing to punish him to death if he was as arrogant as he wanted.

My life is safe.

"It seems a bit slow to practice like this." Zhou Ye stopped practicing and after thinking about it, he began to explode into his strongest state.

True body revealed.

He swayed his sexy figure in the breeze.

All the spiritual energy of heaven and earth within a radius of ten miles was attracted to him, and then directly refined.

The rough movement even alarmed the great practitioners deep in the palace.

in the dark.

The pair of bloodshot eyes opened and looked at Zhou Ye on the distant roof.

There was sadness in those eyes.

"Kid, you are too much..."

"I have to fuck you today!"

Think about it carefully.

"Forget it, I am seriously injured now..." The ancestor found an excuse for himself.

Not to mention Lu Xiaoyuan, Jin Xiaoer could press him to the ground and rub him.

It's too dangerous, so keep a low profile.

An hour passed.

Zhou Ye was unable to maintain his strongest state.

During this period, he absorbed all the spiritual energy in this world and gained a full thousand points.

Zhou Ye opened his eyes.

"I, Zhou, will become the European Emperor today."

"When the plug-in comes out, I want to draw a lottery." Zhou Ye was very arrogant.

With points in hand, he is so crazy.

First of all, he, Zhou, felt that a ten-point lottery was not worthy of him.

If you want to draw, just draw one hundred points once, then you are qualified.

No more nonsense.

Ten draws in a row.

[The lottery is completed, please check.]

A wave of ten consecutive draws consumed all the points.

Zhou Ye began to check to see what he had drawn this time.

The first thing is a weed eater.

This made Zhou Ye very sad.

The second one is fifty points.

The third time, it was thirty points...

He now suspected that there was some misunderstanding between himself and the plug-in that was difficult to resolve.

The previous nine draws made Zhou Ye very sad.

But seeing the last one made him even more sad.

That thing is a bloodline ability.

I was really happy to see the bloodline ability.

But this bloodline ability is a bit scary.

[Name: Hermaphroditism.]

[Grade: None.]

[Effect: You know.]

[Note 1]: Although you have forcibly transformed into a man, it still cannot change the fact that you are a root.

[Note 2]: After activating the bloodline ability, you don’t need a girlfriend, you only need your hands.

"Why did you do this to Zhou?"

"Wouldn't it be better for us to love each other?"

"Why are you piercing Zhou's heart like this?"

"Do you know that your behavior makes Zhou very sad?"

Zhou Ye looked sad.

He stored the bloodline ability on the panel.

He believed that with his own efforts, he wouldn't need this bloodline ability.

Although Zhou's true body is a spiritual grass, his thoughts are human.

Hermaphroditism

nonexistent.

He, Zhou, is a man.

In his entire life, Zhou will never use the bloodline skill of androgyny.

He swears!

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